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Yun Chu said in a low voice: "The disciple is a stupid person, so please tell the master clearly. At the same time, the disciple also has countless obstacles in his heart. He wants to ask the master to unravel the dusty past."

Xuanzang pointed at Yunchu and said, "You evil bastard, did you come here just to destroy my Buddha's heart?"

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "Disciple doesn't know anything."

Xuanzang stood up and looked at Yun Chu who was standing on the top of the wall and said, "Wait until I solve the doubts in my heart, then I will remove the block in your chest."

Yun Chu said again: "The aphids have turned into flying insects, does the master want me to change? I just don't know what the change the master is talking about?
The master might as well say it out, if it is feasible, the disciples will definitely follow it.”

Xuanzang thought for a while and said, "After I have finished translating these scriptures, I will discuss the unspeakable things with you, an idiot. Go rest, go rest."

Driven away by Master Xuanzang, Yunchu jumped off the high wall, and just after jumping down, he saw the old monkey squatting in a dark place, blinking at Yunchu, with an extremely wretched expression on his face. smile.

"Evil heretics? Evil obstacle, are you his evil obstacle?"

Seeing the old monkey's face, Yunchu knew that he was wrong again, so he shook his head and said, "You're wrong."

The old monkey shook his head and said, "Master Xuanzang has always been quiet and peaceful, but today there is a trace of panic in his words.

Back then, when the two of us were walking in the Gobi desert, and we were dying of thirst, he could still sit and meditate on the wasteland with a smile, and he was extremely indifferent to matters of life and death.

However, as long as he meets you, he can't completely calm down.

From my decades of experience with him, he was really flustered.

The only person who can break Xuanzang Buddha's heart is you.

For the sake of the decades of friendship between you and me, tell me what you know, and don’t let me keep guessing.”

Yun Chu sneered and said, "I don't think you're in pain at all, and you still look very happy."

After speaking, he turned his head and walked towards the room.

Before he could enter the room, the old monkey said again: "Naha is the holy daughter of Buddhism, and she may also be the queen of the Buddhist kingdom. You can't make decisions for her about marriage."

Yun Chu came to the old monkey again and said, "Of course I won't make decisions for Naha, but you can't make decisions for Naha either. This matter is entirely up to Naha herself."

The old monkey sighed; "Naha's eyes are full of spring now, this is a sign that the red luan's star is moving, not good, not good"

Yun Chu said: "I checked it for Naha, what came was a rotten peach blossom, I'm going to get rid of this rotten peach blossom."

The old monkey frowned and said, "You will hurt the child Naha like this. Don't look at her who is always heartless. In fact, she is the easiest to get hurt. So, let this matter be left to the old monk."

Yun Chu said: "This is not good, you can't kill people in Chang'an."

The old monkey said: I knew you would kill someone, I am merciful, you will make Naha sad when you kill someone."

Yun Chu said: "So, you also know who it is?"

The old monkey said with a smile: "The son of Qian Jiulong, the general of Zuojianmen, Qian Xinyu, is also a romantic who rode naked through Xu Jingzong's arcade."

Yun Chu clicked his mouth and said, "A child molestor?"

The old monkey smiled and said, "He is a very motivated boy. He wants to show his masculinity among the many prostitutes, hoping to use this as a ladder for promotion. There is nothing to blame."

The veins on the back of Yunchu's hand twitched violently, and he roared angrily in a low voice: "This pickled bastard dares to insult Naha, I'm going to chop him up and feed him to the dogs."

The old monkey smiled and said, "He is just a disgusting tool, the person you should look for is Xu Jingzong."

Yun Chu nodded and said, "How should I kill him?"

The old monkey said: "You can't kill him, Xu Jingzong is most afraid of death, he lives in seclusion now, except for going to court, he usually never leaves the residence.

In order to prevent others from killing him with gunpowder, he had long since given up on the carriage, and when he moved back and forth on weekdays, he only rode on a thin chariot.

There are many songs in his house, and these songs are all Xu's children.

The diet is even more cautious. When eating on weekdays, there are always two Silla maidservants who test poison by their side. Even if they drink alcohol, they always feed it to the puppies first. , count him as the first

Yun Chu frowned and said: "I also heard people say that in the former Sui Dynasty, Yu Shinan's brother, the ancestor of Xiurong, was killed by a traitor, and Yu Shinan repeatedly begged to die for his brother but failed.

At that time, Xu Jingzong's father also suffered at the same time. He didn't want to avenge his father, but danced to survive, not even his 90-year-old grandmother.

Such a shameless person naturally only values ​​his own life, even if we tie up his relatives, we probably can't let him leave the mansion, right? "

The old monkey said with a smile: "We have tried it a long time ago. When the Imperial College asked you to beat Xu Jingzong's eldest grandson to death with flying stones, we also wanted to make all the arrangements to bring the misfortune to the east.

As a result, after thinking about it, this guy actually gave up on avenging his eldest grandson, so he just pretended that there was no such thing. He lived a licentious life with non-stop singing and dancing all day long, and he just didn't step into the trap we set up for him.

So, people are shameless and invincible. This old dog has lived a long life to this day. In order to live one more day, he can do things that we can't even think of."

Since it was impossible to kill Xu Jingzong in a short time, Yunchu asked again: "Then kill Qian Jiulong."

The old monkey shook his head and said, "Slaves, why should you take risks? The old monk has already figured out the whereabouts of that Qian Xinyu, and I promise not to make Naha feel sad, but will have admiration for this Qian Xinyu."

Yun Chu smiled and said, "What are you going to do?"

The old monkey said with a smile: "Master Kuiji will personally go to the residence of the Great General of Zuojianmen, and ask Qian Jiulong for alms." \./Learn\./Network\./First\./Fa

"Almsgiving?"

"Yes, I hope that Qian Jiulong can transform his sixth son, Qian Xinyudu, who is born with Buddha nature, into my Buddhist gate."

"That obscene person has Buddha nature? You say that, that Qian Jiulong will believe it?"

"Da Ci'en Temple Prefecture is where Empress Wende's ashram is located. Qian Jiulong is just a royal servant. Now Da Ci'en Temple is going to ask one of his sons to enter my Buddhist sect to serve Empress Wende. Where does Qian Jiulong have the qualification to refuse? ?”

As long as things involve Naha, no matter if it's Yunchu or Laohouzi, both of them will look stupid.

At this time, unconstrained imagination and intelligent conversation like a donkey's head and a horse's mouth no longer exist, and are replaced by cautious inquiring.

Things finally came to a head.

The old monkey thinks that the reason why Qian Xinyu likes Naha is entirely because he likes Naha's status as a Buddhist girl, and the reason why he tries his best to get close to Naha is to become a Buddhist monk.

After becoming a monk, I made a great wish to go to the savage land south of Annan to build the first Buddhist forest in the southwesternmost place of Buddhism, so as to glorify my Buddha.

After Yunchu repeatedly confirmed that this guy should have no chance to return to Chang'an to visit disgusting people, he went to sleep contentedly.

Even before he closed his eyes and fell asleep, Yunchu still didn't understand what Master Xuanzang wanted to express when he gave him a bowl of aphids and watched it transform from a worm into a flying insect.

Regardless of whether he has figured it out or not, things have taken a crucial step forward after all, and Master Xuanzang began to talk to him.

Yu Xiurong slept very deeply. Because of her pregnancy, she was breathing heavily and would snore a little bit.

Yun Jin curled up in her arms naturally, and she didn't know when she ran over from the next door.

She always said that she treats the two children equally, but now she has completely exposed her patriarchal nature.

Because Yun Jin was held in her arms, while Yun Jin was lying sprawled on the other side of the bed, not to mention not being hugged, one leg was still hanging by the bed.

Yun Chu picked up his daughter and put her in the middle, and then he lay down, and Yun Jin got into Yun Chu's arms in his sleep, and continued to sleep looking for the most comfortable position.

It's a happy night.

The bright moon outside the window shines brightly on the earth, even through a layer of fine screen windows, the moonlight can penetrate a little. No need to light candles, the room is full of warmth.