Chinese dining table

Fat is definitely not something that can be achieved by eating a single meal. It is caused by the continuous nourishment of hundreds of thousands of meals that have been eaten before.

Yunchu's family has gradually become a stable family in Chang'an City from being penniless, and it is also through a mouthful of profits that they finally became fat like this.

In Datang, everyone is not striving for personal strength, but the family's heritage. Therefore, in the era of Datang, which itself was born out of a powerful family, everyone thinks about how to increase the strength of the family itself.

Individuals without a family wished to be the founders of the family that bore his name.

In this newcomer's battle, Yunchu was at the front.

Although Pei Xingjian and Xue Rengui worked very hard, although their official positions were higher than Yun Chu's, they were far from Yun Chu in terms of background.

Sometimes, the outcome of this kind of battle actually belongs to metaphysics, just like Yunchu can buy back Liu Zhao, the son of Duke Pingyuan of the original Tang Dynasty, with just a little money.

Speaking of which, Fei Jiu's past was really miserable.

His father Liu Lan, the governor of Xiazhou, likes to associate with strangers. One day, Xu Xuan, a member of the Changshe, could read the prophecy. He got a piece of prophecy from somewhere. After identifying it, he said to Liu Lan: There are elders in the world. , It is said that General Liu will become the master of the world.

Liu Lan fought with Emperor Taizong for many years, how could she believe in such things, she immediately laughed it off.

But Fei Jiu was just in his twenties back then, when he was proud and in full bloom, after hearing about this incident, he happily said to his father Liu Lan: "The prophecy says that the Son of Heaven will be born in Haibei, and our family will live here." North Sea.

This was originally a joke between father and son, but it happened to be overheard by his friend Weiyou Wenzhi of Huxian County.

Three months later.

Weiyou Wenzhi of Hu County was sentenced to autumn execution for corruption and murder.

You Wenzhi wanted to save himself from death.He tried his best to accuse him of slander, and finally confessed the laughing conversation between Xiazhou governor Liu Lan and his son.

Poor Liu Lan let her son go, dismissed her family, and killed herself and her old wife after hearing about this incident.

Who knew that the person who came to investigate his family's case was General You Xiaowei Qiu Xinggong. In order to show his loyalty to the emperor, Qiu Xinggong cooked and ate Liu Lan's heart and liver.

Fei Jiu had no choice but to hide, but no matter how he hid, some friends always reported his hiding place, so the people around Fei Jiu gradually lost their money.

Fat Jiu, who was poor and sick, was going to see his wife who had only been married for half a month before he died and suffered the catastrophe.

But after being humiliated by the Cui clan, they reported it. Fortunately, his wife Cui sent a maid to warn him in advance and gave him all the jewelry, hoping that he can run far away. No one should believe it. survive.

So Fei Jiu continued his life of fleeing, and the process of fleeing was very bitter. Fei Jiu found an old friend without changing his mind, hoping to get the old friend's protection, but he was sold again.

Fortunately, this time he was wise enough to give his friend the wrong address on purpose, only to understand the warning given to him by his wife Cui when he saw that the yamen servants had found the address he had given to his friend.

In order to fulfill his wife's entrustment to him to live, Fei Jiu, who was extremely ashamed, put his face into the oil pan, then sprinkled water into the oil pan, and blew up his face with splashing oil.

As a result, after this bombing, I became addicted to it. When I thought of my father's heart and liver being eaten by Qiu Xinggong with my nonsense, I felt extremely regretful, and then I bombarded my face again.

When he thought that he had failed his wife's entrustment, he was ashamed, so he put his face in the frying pan again and fried it again.

In the end, not to mention that others didn't know him, even he himself couldn't recognize himself.

He originally wanted to sell the jewelry left by his wife, buy a piece of land near his parents' grave, build two houses, and just live his life like this.

In the end, because he was too ugly, he was deceived by the landlord and the middleman in a partnership. Not only did he take away his money, but he also stripped him of his clothes, put on a shabby sackcloth, and sent him to Xiudefang as a slave for sale. money.

He wanted to commit suicide several times, but every time he was rescued by the slave trader, he was beaten every time he was rescued.

Just when he was ashamed, he suddenly heard from the slave trader that Mrs. Cui would come to buy housekeeper slaves tomorrow. Originally, he only bought slaves from the government, but unfortunately the slaves from the government didn’t like it, so they came to see his slaves , I want all the slaves to show their best energy and let Mrs. Cui choose.

After hearing Madam Cui's three words, Fei Jiu, who was originally ashamed, was refreshed, hoping to be attracted by Madam Cui and sell herself into the Cui family.

He has nothing else to ask for in this world, he only wants to sell himself into the Cui family, and secretly take a look at the only wife in the world who still treats him as a human being. By my side, seeing her live well, I am satisfied.

For this reason, he knelt down in the cold wind all night, only begging God to allow him to complete this last obsession.

It is too easy for a son of an aristocratic family who is full of knowledge and skills to stand out from a group of slaves.

In addition, Cui Shi is a person who knows the goods, after seeing the ability displayed by Fei Jiu, she will naturally not judge people by their appearance. She is just a domestic slave, so why should she be so good-looking.

So amidst Fei Jiu's inner wailing, he became Yun's servant, and he had nothing to do with Cui's.

Listening to Fei Jiu's story, Yun Chu didn't know anything about the pork head meat that was caught on the chopsticks fell off.

After a long while, I came back to my senses and said, "You are the most unlucky person I have ever seen or heard of."

Fei Jiu nodded with a smile and said, "That's why one can't just think about going to heaven. When you think about going to heaven, you are actually the closest to hell."

Yun Chu said again: "No wonder, when you came to the house, you were an ordinary family, except for business hours, you would fall asleep every day if you didn't drink, but luckily you did a good job and spoke nicely.

Only then did you stay in Yun's. Ever since I disabled Qiu Shenji, you seem to have become more useful.

After I killed Qiu Xinggong's family, you became very useful.

It turns out that I avenged you for your bloody revenge.”

Fat Jiu nodded and said, "Opportunities for people are really unpredictable. I never thought that when I was most unlucky, I met you, and then it was all the good things I had been thinking about."

Yun Chu raised his glass to touch the wine bowl with Fei Jiu and said, "You are so unlucky, how can you be so unlucky?

But isn’t it all good things you encounter? "

Fei Jiu took a sip of wine and said, "I have killed six people since Yonghui entered the Yun family in the second year."

Yun Chu drank the wine calmly and said, "This is a manly act."

Fei Jiu looked at Yun Chu and said, "Don't you ask me who I killed?"

Yun Chu looked up and thought for a moment, "The slave trader who sold you."

The middleman who entrapped you, and the landlord"

And that last friend you trusted"

Fei Jiu blinked at Yun Chu and said, "You know?"

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "I don't know, I just know your character and conduct, the slave trader, the middleman, and the landlord don't say, these three people must die. As for why it was the friend you trusted last, it was because, at that time In fact, the wave of hunting you is almost over. As long as you hide for another half a year, no one will ask you about your whereabouts anymore.

I am the county magistrate of Wannian County. I have issued countless sea arrest documents. Of course, I know how long it is useful.

As for why you didn’t kill the people who betrayed you in the first place, to be honest, if you go to someone to protect you, you’re just making trouble for them.”

Fat Jiu nodded and said, "That is indeed the truth."

Yun Chu rolled his eyes and said, "Tell me, how did you get in touch with your wife?"

Fei Jiu took a sip of wine and sang softly with chopsticks on the square table in the concierge: "Ten miles of Pinghu is full of frost, every year the blue silk is worrying about the new year, looking at the moon and protecting each other, I only envy mandarin ducks but not immortals."

Fei Jiu sang this song with deep lovesickness, and Yun Chu was stunned for a long time before he whispered, "It's very familiar."

Fei Jiu said softly: "Master Hou accompanied Madam to the outside of the city to serve Madam Grandpa. When Madam came back from the grave, Madam was in a bad mood, so Master Hou told Madam a story about a ghost falling in love with a human scholar. Also sang this thoughtful song.

After listening to the music, the lady frolics with Lord Hou and says it is nonsense.

But I, who was sitting on the shaft of the car and driving the car, couldn't help crying, the Marquis even laughed at me at that time."

Yun Chu picked up the wine bowl and touched Fei Jiu with a big laugh, "Why, do you feel something?"

Fei Jiu picked up the wine bowl and drained it in one gulp, "Actually, I am that ghost, and my wife should be that scholar named Ning Caichen.

I wrote this poem on a painting I drew and signed it as Jade Ghost. That painting is exactly the same as the boudoir painting I drew for my wife on the wedding night. She was wearing Luo Yi and sitting in front of the mirror combing her hair look like.

I handed over the painting to Copper, and asked him to hang the painting in the most conspicuous place in the bookstore, and not sell it unless people from the Cui family came to buy it.

My wife likes to collect all kinds of novel books in her life. Sooner or later, she will see this painting in the largest bookstore in Chang'an City, Tongban.

"This painting was bought by my wife's maid two months ago, and my wife would come to Tongban's bookstore on time every five days at that time."

After hearing the sad and beautiful story told by Fei Jiu, Yun Chu raised his head to look at Fei Jiu's hideous face, waved his hands again and again and said, "Even if it is an old god, there is no way to restore your pitted and pockmarked face."

Fei Jiu took a sip of wine indifferently and said, "I even call myself a ghost, and I would be willing to make trouble for my wife."

"I think her best home is to be a teacher in Yun's family, and I can watch her every day."

"Master Hou, do you think this is beautiful?"