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Chapter 555 I want to beat you
When Naha got up to leave, Xiao Yuhua had already finished eating the big piece of cured mutton. He licked the oil stains on his fingers, and finally looked at himself dirty in the pool. He felt that he should be like the girl named Naha said. , take a good bath.
In fact, men always look handsome after taking a bath, and Xiao Yuhua is no exception after taking a bath.
However, he felt that he was still not handsome enough compared to that beautiful girl, so he rubbed his whole body with sand, and finally jumped into the pool to wash again...
In fact, he took a bath all night, even though the pool at night was icy cold, his chest was still warm.
Obese corpses can be ignited. Xiao Yuhua still knows this common sense of heating. Just cut a cross on the belly of the two corpses, and put a piece of red-hot charcoal on it. Then put the charcoal into the fire and ignite it, and put it back into the cross, you can get two stable and continuous light sources.
At dawn, the birdsong in the red willow forest was very noisy. Xiao Yuhua looked at his wrinkled hands soaked in water and the two burned candles, and decided to go to the red willow forest. Go to the camp to find that beautiful girl.
Although it is possible to be beaten up by those bald heads, at this time, Xiao Yuhua still thinks that seeing that girl is more important.
After all, he changed into the boots left by the two candles. Although the boots were big, they were still boots, and they looked much better than wrapping a piece of cowhide on his feet.
The red willow forest stretches for twenty or thirty miles.
After passing through the woods, you can see a large camp.
There are a lot of goods in that camp, a lot of cattle and sheep.
There are a lot of camels and war horses. If anyone can grab these things, he will become the richest person within a thousand miles.
The red willow forest is the last sanctuary in the Gobi desert that can protect those who are unwanted.
Rich people live in castles, richer people live in cities, and people with fields live in large fenced yards. Only those who have no money, no land, and no livestock live Will live in the red willow forest.
And Xiao Yuhua is the king of this red willow grove.
The reason why he was called the king by the rest of the beggars was because he was the best at fighting. As long as everyone called him king, when they were bullied by those field mice, they could call their king to help them with confidence.
Xiao Yuhua, who took a bath all night, walked in the red willow forest for a while, because of his youth, his skin, which had been soaked in blisters, slowly recovered its firmness, and it was shining brightly under the Gobi sun.
Under an old red willow tree that has grown for an unknown number of years, there is a small sheepskin tent. A disheveled head pokes out from the tent and looks at Xiao Yuhua, who is striding forward, saying, "Don't mess with them, they will die, my king"
Xiao Yuhua shunned that head into the tent with one foot, and ignored his warning. At this moment, he just wanted to see that beautiful girl again and smell her good smell.
"If you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer in front of your eyes—my king." The old beggar's voice came from behind him.
Xiao Yuhua stopped when he heard this, and walked backwards to the old beggar's hut and said, "Hey, old man, did you see that beautiful little lady yesterday?"
The old beggar withdrew his head back to the shack and said, "That's not Orchid, it should be a high-status princess, a princess of the desert."
Xiao Yuhua nodded happily and said, "That's the truth."
That's the reason, she should be a noble princess, what do you think of me marrying her back? "
The old beggar poked his head out of the shack and laughed, "My lord, this is impossible, the princess will not marry a poor king like you."
Xiao Yuhua was a little annoyed, so he took the old beggar out of the shack to beat him up before stuffing him back in. The old beggar continued, "Your martial arts are very good, you can be a guard by that beautiful princess, and then you can take Use all your means to seduce her, and finally take her away from that team, so she will have to marry you and have children for you in this mangrove forest.”
You see, what kind of advice does your humble courtier give you? "
"You said, I have to mix with her?"
"Yes, yes, those monks are very powerful, and they are also wearing golden armor. They must be the most powerful monks. My king, you can't beat them."
Xiao Yuhua scratched his head vigorously, even though he just took a bath all night, his dandruff still fell like snowflakes.
It's really a headache, Afanti is right, he really can't beat those monks.
However, Xiao Yuhua is a person with very simple ideas, he immediately decided to do what Afanti said, first mix with the princess and then talk.
Maybe that princess really likes herself, otherwise why would she take a bath in her own pool?
Looking at Afanti's triangular face, Xiao Yuhua decided to bring him along so that he could help him come up with ideas. This guy is almost the smartest guy on the Gobi Desert.
Although Avanti was dragged forward by his neck in a hurry, this guy's gray eyes were full of pride in his scheme.
Seeing that the weather is going to be cold, if you stay in the red willow forest and follow this stupid king, you may be frozen to death.
The more you go outward.
The more people there are in the red willow forest, these people still have some sheep in their hands, but they don't have many sheep, and each sheep is more precious to them than their lives.
Xiao Yuhua never snatched their sheep, and even fought countless times with the Vole Man for their sheep.
However, when Xiao Yuhua passed by, the owner of the sheep still hugged their sheep in horror, for fear that he would snatch them away.
Afanti babbled on the side, "My king, I told you a long time ago that you should let them hand over the sheep to you for protection, so that they can graze the sheep for you with peace of mind, and no longer worry that you will rob them." away their sheep.”
Xiao Yuhua grabbed Avanti's neck and said, "Shut up, don't scare them, I don't want their sheep, I can hunt"
"But, you are the king of our Red Willow Kingdom. Which king doesn't have as many cattle and sheep as the clouds, and which king doesn't have many beautiful women around him to bear children for him? You are a king for nothing."
"The only person in the Red Willow Grove is you, every time you call me king..."
"Because I am your humble prime minister..."
"Shut your mouth and talk to that beautiful princess first"
"You won't abandon me, will you...my king"
"If you have received as many rewards as a mountain, can you give some to your loyal prime minister?"
"To shut up--"
Xiao Yuhua roared, and the few remaining birds in the red willow grove flew into the sky in fright, and the owners of the sheep hugged their sheep even tighter.
They know that the king of the red willow forest never takes things that belong to his owner.
Yunchu's finger kept sliding on the map, and finally he stopped his finger on the red willow forest, tapped his finger a few times and said, "It's a huge desert, only there is enough shelter in it for Huoshaoyun's gang to hide come down
Gentle and somewhat irritated, he said, "Food, food, the focus is on food. The scouts said that there is a large piece of barley land that has just been harvested thirty miles away. Judging by the area of cultivated land, there are at least no less than [-] tons of food. We only have to find food. Only then will you have enough confidence to leave Yumen Pass and enter the vast desert.”
At this time, are you still thinking about suppressing bandits and seizing money? "
Yun Chu smiled softly.
Pushing the teacup in front of him, he said, "Drink some water and be quiet. I suddenly feel that the owners of those highland barley fields are Huoshaoyun gang."
Gentlely nodded and said, "What you said is very reasonable. After leaving Zhangye, although Jiuquan County is also my Datang territory, most of the Datang people in Jiuquan make a living by doing business, so most of them live in the city. The vast land outside the castle and in the station castle still belongs to those refugees, so I think that such a large piece of fertile land actually belongs to the refugees or those refugees are slaves who planted the land. famous gang
But, we came all the way, sent out so many scouts, and used the secret line of Yinggong's family here. As a result, we haven't caught a person who burns clouds so far. This is not normal, and I think their names are very Strange, what cloud is not good, why is it called Huoshaoyun?Are you going to burn you? "
Yun Chu smiled and patted the gentle shoulder and said, "I'm careless, if I don't have you to fill in the gaps, I might miss a lot of details."
Seeing that Yunchu understood, Rourou continued, "The people living in the red willow forest are all refugees. I have sent people to find out the details in the past few days. Those people have very little food. This is in line with my initial judgment. It is too conspicuous for us people to enter the red willow forest. Unless we use force, we can’t ask anything. So, let the masters of Shaolin Temple accompany Naha to go in. Don’t tell me, they have produced a lot of useful things. Among them, the most important The point is that everyone here says that the food is in the hands of the field mouse, so who is this field mouse?"
Yunchu laughed and said, "Xu Jingye, this bastard, if he dares to scheme against me, I will make him sleepless for the rest of his life. Since you have already made up your mind, let's focus our exploration on this red willow forest. Ten thousand The bulk of the food is huge, and there will always be traces left behind.”
Just when Yunchu and Rourou reached an agreement, Xiao Yuhua dragged Afanti outside Yunchu's camp.
Regardless of the disdainful eyes of those in the camp, the two of them went straight to an extremely ugly strong man who was checking his harness, patted the man on the back and said, "Are you the guard of that beautiful princess?"
Zhong Kui, who cultivated a good temper in Zhongnan Mountain, turned around and found a young man in ragged clothes, so he nodded and said, "That's right!"
After walking around Zhong Kui with a sly smile, Afanti said to Xiao Yuhua, "His horse is not bad, he should be a guard with a high status. Looking at his blue cotton clothes, it shows that his status is not high and he is good looking." If he is so ugly, he must not be liked by that beautiful princess. As long as you defeat him, you will be able to replace him and become a guard here who can ride a BMW."
Looking at Zhong Kui's ugly face, Xiao Yuhua felt that Afanti, a wise man, was right, so he pointed his finger at Zhong Kui's chest and said, "I want to beat you!"
In fact, men always look handsome after taking a bath, and Xiao Yuhua is no exception after taking a bath.
However, he felt that he was still not handsome enough compared to that beautiful girl, so he rubbed his whole body with sand, and finally jumped into the pool to wash again...
In fact, he took a bath all night, even though the pool at night was icy cold, his chest was still warm.
Obese corpses can be ignited. Xiao Yuhua still knows this common sense of heating. Just cut a cross on the belly of the two corpses, and put a piece of red-hot charcoal on it. Then put the charcoal into the fire and ignite it, and put it back into the cross, you can get two stable and continuous light sources.
At dawn, the birdsong in the red willow forest was very noisy. Xiao Yuhua looked at his wrinkled hands soaked in water and the two burned candles, and decided to go to the red willow forest. Go to the camp to find that beautiful girl.
Although it is possible to be beaten up by those bald heads, at this time, Xiao Yuhua still thinks that seeing that girl is more important.
After all, he changed into the boots left by the two candles. Although the boots were big, they were still boots, and they looked much better than wrapping a piece of cowhide on his feet.
The red willow forest stretches for twenty or thirty miles.
After passing through the woods, you can see a large camp.
There are a lot of goods in that camp, a lot of cattle and sheep.
There are a lot of camels and war horses. If anyone can grab these things, he will become the richest person within a thousand miles.
The red willow forest is the last sanctuary in the Gobi desert that can protect those who are unwanted.
Rich people live in castles, richer people live in cities, and people with fields live in large fenced yards. Only those who have no money, no land, and no livestock live Will live in the red willow forest.
And Xiao Yuhua is the king of this red willow grove.
The reason why he was called the king by the rest of the beggars was because he was the best at fighting. As long as everyone called him king, when they were bullied by those field mice, they could call their king to help them with confidence.
Xiao Yuhua, who took a bath all night, walked in the red willow forest for a while, because of his youth, his skin, which had been soaked in blisters, slowly recovered its firmness, and it was shining brightly under the Gobi sun.
Under an old red willow tree that has grown for an unknown number of years, there is a small sheepskin tent. A disheveled head pokes out from the tent and looks at Xiao Yuhua, who is striding forward, saying, "Don't mess with them, they will die, my king"
Xiao Yuhua shunned that head into the tent with one foot, and ignored his warning. At this moment, he just wanted to see that beautiful girl again and smell her good smell.
"If you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer in front of your eyes—my king." The old beggar's voice came from behind him.
Xiao Yuhua stopped when he heard this, and walked backwards to the old beggar's hut and said, "Hey, old man, did you see that beautiful little lady yesterday?"
The old beggar withdrew his head back to the shack and said, "That's not Orchid, it should be a high-status princess, a princess of the desert."
Xiao Yuhua nodded happily and said, "That's the truth."
That's the reason, she should be a noble princess, what do you think of me marrying her back? "
The old beggar poked his head out of the shack and laughed, "My lord, this is impossible, the princess will not marry a poor king like you."
Xiao Yuhua was a little annoyed, so he took the old beggar out of the shack to beat him up before stuffing him back in. The old beggar continued, "Your martial arts are very good, you can be a guard by that beautiful princess, and then you can take Use all your means to seduce her, and finally take her away from that team, so she will have to marry you and have children for you in this mangrove forest.”
You see, what kind of advice does your humble courtier give you? "
"You said, I have to mix with her?"
"Yes, yes, those monks are very powerful, and they are also wearing golden armor. They must be the most powerful monks. My king, you can't beat them."
Xiao Yuhua scratched his head vigorously, even though he just took a bath all night, his dandruff still fell like snowflakes.
It's really a headache, Afanti is right, he really can't beat those monks.
However, Xiao Yuhua is a person with very simple ideas, he immediately decided to do what Afanti said, first mix with the princess and then talk.
Maybe that princess really likes herself, otherwise why would she take a bath in her own pool?
Looking at Afanti's triangular face, Xiao Yuhua decided to bring him along so that he could help him come up with ideas. This guy is almost the smartest guy on the Gobi Desert.
Although Avanti was dragged forward by his neck in a hurry, this guy's gray eyes were full of pride in his scheme.
Seeing that the weather is going to be cold, if you stay in the red willow forest and follow this stupid king, you may be frozen to death.
The more you go outward.
The more people there are in the red willow forest, these people still have some sheep in their hands, but they don't have many sheep, and each sheep is more precious to them than their lives.
Xiao Yuhua never snatched their sheep, and even fought countless times with the Vole Man for their sheep.
However, when Xiao Yuhua passed by, the owner of the sheep still hugged their sheep in horror, for fear that he would snatch them away.
Afanti babbled on the side, "My king, I told you a long time ago that you should let them hand over the sheep to you for protection, so that they can graze the sheep for you with peace of mind, and no longer worry that you will rob them." away their sheep.”
Xiao Yuhua grabbed Avanti's neck and said, "Shut up, don't scare them, I don't want their sheep, I can hunt"
"But, you are the king of our Red Willow Kingdom. Which king doesn't have as many cattle and sheep as the clouds, and which king doesn't have many beautiful women around him to bear children for him? You are a king for nothing."
"The only person in the Red Willow Grove is you, every time you call me king..."
"Because I am your humble prime minister..."
"Shut your mouth and talk to that beautiful princess first"
"You won't abandon me, will you...my king"
"If you have received as many rewards as a mountain, can you give some to your loyal prime minister?"
"To shut up--"
Xiao Yuhua roared, and the few remaining birds in the red willow grove flew into the sky in fright, and the owners of the sheep hugged their sheep even tighter.
They know that the king of the red willow forest never takes things that belong to his owner.
Yunchu's finger kept sliding on the map, and finally he stopped his finger on the red willow forest, tapped his finger a few times and said, "It's a huge desert, only there is enough shelter in it for Huoshaoyun's gang to hide come down
Gentle and somewhat irritated, he said, "Food, food, the focus is on food. The scouts said that there is a large piece of barley land that has just been harvested thirty miles away. Judging by the area of cultivated land, there are at least no less than [-] tons of food. We only have to find food. Only then will you have enough confidence to leave Yumen Pass and enter the vast desert.”
At this time, are you still thinking about suppressing bandits and seizing money? "
Yun Chu smiled softly.
Pushing the teacup in front of him, he said, "Drink some water and be quiet. I suddenly feel that the owners of those highland barley fields are Huoshaoyun gang."
Gentlely nodded and said, "What you said is very reasonable. After leaving Zhangye, although Jiuquan County is also my Datang territory, most of the Datang people in Jiuquan make a living by doing business, so most of them live in the city. The vast land outside the castle and in the station castle still belongs to those refugees, so I think that such a large piece of fertile land actually belongs to the refugees or those refugees are slaves who planted the land. famous gang
But, we came all the way, sent out so many scouts, and used the secret line of Yinggong's family here. As a result, we haven't caught a person who burns clouds so far. This is not normal, and I think their names are very Strange, what cloud is not good, why is it called Huoshaoyun?Are you going to burn you? "
Yun Chu smiled and patted the gentle shoulder and said, "I'm careless, if I don't have you to fill in the gaps, I might miss a lot of details."
Seeing that Yunchu understood, Rourou continued, "The people living in the red willow forest are all refugees. I have sent people to find out the details in the past few days. Those people have very little food. This is in line with my initial judgment. It is too conspicuous for us people to enter the red willow forest. Unless we use force, we can’t ask anything. So, let the masters of Shaolin Temple accompany Naha to go in. Don’t tell me, they have produced a lot of useful things. Among them, the most important The point is that everyone here says that the food is in the hands of the field mouse, so who is this field mouse?"
Yunchu laughed and said, "Xu Jingye, this bastard, if he dares to scheme against me, I will make him sleepless for the rest of his life. Since you have already made up your mind, let's focus our exploration on this red willow forest. Ten thousand The bulk of the food is huge, and there will always be traces left behind.”
Just when Yunchu and Rourou reached an agreement, Xiao Yuhua dragged Afanti outside Yunchu's camp.
Regardless of the disdainful eyes of those in the camp, the two of them went straight to an extremely ugly strong man who was checking his harness, patted the man on the back and said, "Are you the guard of that beautiful princess?"
Zhong Kui, who cultivated a good temper in Zhongnan Mountain, turned around and found a young man in ragged clothes, so he nodded and said, "That's right!"
After walking around Zhong Kui with a sly smile, Afanti said to Xiao Yuhua, "His horse is not bad, he should be a guard with a high status. Looking at his blue cotton clothes, it shows that his status is not high and he is good looking." If he is so ugly, he must not be liked by that beautiful princess. As long as you defeat him, you will be able to replace him and become a guard here who can ride a BMW."
Looking at Zhong Kui's ugly face, Xiao Yuhua felt that Afanti, a wise man, was right, so he pointed his finger at Zhong Kui's chest and said, "I want to beat you!"
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