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Chapter 57 Loyal minister?Not necessarily?
Any department with overly strict management basically has an unknown back door to go through.

Perhaps the only difference is the size and tightness of the back door. There is absolutely no department that closes the door tightly without leaving any gaps.

Many departments with extremely strict management, relatively, his back door work efficiency is higher, but the price you need to pay is also high.

There are only two reasons for strict management of the department, which is to increase the difficulty of doing things and increase the income of the back door.

If you think about it, you know, how could the Cheng family, a family of hairpin tassels with bells and whistles, be stern and selfless? The reason why Hou Junji was stern and selfless was that Hou Junji and Lao Cheng were fundamentally the same. Political opponent.

So, when the last quarter moon was hanging in the cold sky, Yunchu and Zhechongfu joined the army quietly entered the city with [-] camels loaded with goods.

Naturally, such a large camel caravan cannot be arranged by all the inns, so, led by Goatee, they walked into a big inn called "Fulai".

The shopkeeper of the inn is a fat man who speaks Chang'an official dialect, laughing so hard that his teeth are missing his eyes.

Such a large camel caravan would cost five hundred gold and fifty gold to stay here for one night.

Yunchu naturally took a mouthful of dirty marching pot from the camel's back as payment.

The shopkeeper took the pot and weighed it with a smile, and when he was satisfied, he asked the buddy to move to the back house, and said to Yunchu, "It's a good thing you didn't take this pot through the door, otherwise, you would have been fined and confiscated.

Two years ago, there was a bastard who tried to pass the test by smearing some messy things on a golden axe.

In the end, it was noticed by the boys below, tsk tsk, that whip oh, it made a good man urinate out. "

Yun Chu smiled and said, "That's because they don't understand the rules."

Goatee sneered and said, "There are quite a few people who understand the rules, and not everyone who understands the rules can come in casually.

If you hadn't fought to the death under Marshal Liang's command, you would have given your life to serve Liang Shuai, do you think you could come in after eating my rice cake? "

Yunchu and Zhechongfu Canjun looked at each other, and Canjun immediately enthusiastically held Goatee's hand, and had a good chat.

There was no other way, Yunchu had no choice but to let go of Naha's little hand, and held the fat shopkeeper's fat hand, gossiping with great joy.

Yun Chu didn't know what the situation was when he joined the army. Anyway, after he shook hands with the fat shopkeeper, a bag of gold dust weighing half a catty disappeared.

After sending away the two ghosts who were desperate for money, Chao Yunchu, who joined the army, cupped his hands and said, "I really should join the army, brother."

Yun Chu smiled and said: "From a seventh-rank official, it may be possible in ten years. Now, even if I step on stilts, I can't stand up."

Joining the army shook his head and said: "Not necessarily, there was only one person like you in the Tang court back then.

In his early years, he became an official by recommendation.

Today, when His Majesty was the Prince of the East Palace, he resolutely abandoned the high position of Zhongshu Sheren and moved to Prince Sheren.

After His Majesty ascended the throne, it is only natural for the officials to pay homage to the Minister of Zhongshu, and I will become a Duke and a Marquis in the future.

Your future prospects are also unlimited. "

Yun Chu cupped his hands and said, "I don't know who this senior's surname is Gao?"

Joining the army sighed and said: "Li Yifu, people give you nicknames, people are cats!"

Of course, Yunchu knew who this Li Yifu was. According to historical records, this person was a typical master who was rampant when he was successful.

Perhaps it was too tiring to play the role of a good person in the early years, and then he became more and more rampant in the later period, and was finally demoted and exiled, and died of sorrow and anger.

Yunchu decided not to imitate him, and decided to spend his whole life playing the current role well, not changing the character design halfway, and not having a good end like that man and cat.

The conditions in the inn were as bad as Yunchu expected, but what they were selling was not the service of the inn, but something else.

Yunchu carried Naha, who had been soundly asleep, into the guest room, took a look, and immediately turned around and came out.

The guy just pushed the door open, before he could turn on the lamp, and hid himself on the wall. The bedbugs on the roof rustled down the wall.

He would rather take Naha to sleep with the camel tonight than spend the night in that dirty, smelly bunk.

At dawn, Yunchu took Naha to the city gate of Yumenguan to change places, and waited for Ding Dayou and the old monkey to enter the city.

When changing offices, a petty official with triangular eyes was very annoying, always questioning Naha's identity.

"Is she really your sister, not Orchid?"

Yun Chu nodded again patiently and said, "This is my own sister."

The little official rolled his eyes and looked at Naha and said, "Yunna? Isn't it Hu Ji? How did your parents give birth to such a thing?"

Yun Chu took a long breath, and then punched the little official in the eyes. With this punch, Yun Chu almost used all his strength, and the little official fell to the ground before he could scream.

Feeling puzzled, Yunchu kicked away the table where the pen, ink, paper and inkstone were placed, picked up a table leg, and beat it facelessly.

Because Yunchu was going to meet Ding Dayou today, he was wearing a leather armor that could clearly show his status as an official. He really couldn't figure out why he had to make things difficult for him this wolf day.

So, Naha and Naha each had a table leg, beating the little official like a drum and screaming.

When the soldiers of Yumen Pass found out that someone had beaten their own people, regardless of Yunchu's status as an official, they rushed forward and started to help.

The soldiers guarding the gate were not strong government soldiers, and they didn't dare to use their weapons. Those there could withstand the beating of a furious tiger like Yunchu.

After a short while, Yun Chu beat him with a table leg, his head was bleeding and he fell to the ground.

Seeing that no one dared to come up, Yun Chu threw away the table leg in his hand, mentioned the muddy little official who was beaten by him, got some blood on his hand and on his own face, and casually put it on Naha's face. Hooked on the pass, then picked up the seal from the ground, used the seal on it, and finally kicked the little official in the face, making him almost toothless to eat, and only then did he feel that his anger dissipated a little.

Just when Yunchu dragged Naha to leave, a middle-aged man on a horse blocked their way.

"Even if the little official's mouth stinks a bit, isn't it too much for you to snatch the seal like this?"

Yun Chu looked at the bright armor on the middle-aged man, took out a bag of gold sand from his bosom and threw it on the bloody face of the little official, and said to the man on horseback, "I think it might be easier for you to take action when encountering such a thing." I'm going to be heavier."

The middle-aged man pouted noncommittally and stretched out his hand towards Yunchu: "Let me see what happened to you."

Yun Chu didn't refuse, and handed over his past with both hands.

The middle-aged man watched Yunchu's past, sighed and said, "Are you the last remaining Tang man in the Battle of Kucha?"

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "Don't listen to what you said, there were still 37 wounded soldiers from the Great Tang Dynasty."

The middle-aged man was about to speak when he heard Ding Dayou's rough voice coming from behind Yunchu.

"Cheng Chumo, you have all the troops in Zhechong Duwei's mansion in Lunan Prefecture, Guizhou, and less than half of our troops in Zhechong Duwei's mansion in Shangzhou have been killed by the Turks. You can pull out your men and let us compete."

Cheng Chumo looked at Ding Dayou, who was also on the horse, and said, "Your subordinates have a bad temper. If you beat up the guards if you disagree with me, I can't do it without saying anything."

Ding Dayou looked at the howling soldiers all over the ground, pointed at Cheng Chumo with his thick index finger and said: "A group of people were beaten like this by a young man. If they were my subordinates, I don't need others to beat them. I will kill them myself." Killed."

Cheng Chumo looked at Yun Chu who was smiling at him, smiled for some reason, and returned Yun Chu's past to him.

Chao Ding Dayou arched his hands and said: "Okay, let's let it go this time. Brother Huaide, we are high mountains and long rivers, and there will always be a day when we meet in the future. Next time, in another occasion, let's discuss which is short and which is long. .”

Ding Dayou sneered and said, "A certain **** is one and a half feet long. If you don't believe me, you can verify it now."

Cheng Chu laughed dryly, pointing helplessly that Ding Dayou walked away surrounded by his subordinates, as for the soldiers wounded by Yunchu, others would naturally take care of them.

Seeing that Cheng Chumo had left, Ding Dayou frowned and asked Yunchu, "Why did you beat people like this in broad daylight?"

Yun Chu smiled wryly and said, "The person who was beaten was himself sent to be beaten. I just acted according to his wishes."

Ding Dayou smacked his mouth as if he understood the reason, and scolded angrily: "The things seem to be getting more and more meticulous these days, if you meet him again in the future, you must be on guard, and I will ask you again, are you really okay?" Are you going to join our army? Even if you can't do it now, I will reserve this position for you."

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "I read too little, I need to read more and listen more."

Ding Dayou looked into Yunchu's eyes and said: "Don't be too ambitious, the last time I saw a person like you, he didn't live past 30 years old, he died a miserable death."

Yun Chu cupped his hands and said with a smile: "I strive to let myself live until I die of old age, not because of some other reason."

Ding Dayou said with a smile: "That's right, although the world is not very good, one more day to live is still one day to earn.

Let's go, it's time for the lads to sit on the ground and share the spoils. I really want to see how much benefit this trip can bring to the brothers, whether it is enough to last for a lifetime. "

Yun Chu laughed and said: "If all these goods are sold in Chang'an, even if it is not enough to feed every soldier for a lifetime, it will be almost the same.

However, the captain must be good to the officials of the city bureaus in the east and west cities of Chang'an, so that the goods can always be sold at a high price, otherwise, so many valuable goods entering the east and west cities will cause a lot of trouble. "

Ding Dayou laughed and said: "We have Buddha's footprint jade, with this thing we can see the sky, when the time comes, tell your majesty about our troubles, and your majesty will naturally help us solve it."

Hearing what Ding Dayou said, Yunchu took a breath and said, "Our goods are all stolen, Buddha's footprints are stolen, and all goods entering the customs are against the rules. How dare you take these Do you want to tell His Majesty everything?"

Ding Dayou said nonchalantly: "I only know that it is a big mistake, and it is not a big mistake to lie to His Majesty.

I am a stupid warrior, it is inevitable to make mistakes, as long as I do not lie to His Majesty, and only think of Your Majesty, His Majesty will always forgive my mistakes.

Besides, do you think His Majesty really doesn't know what we did?Do you think that if I don't say it, no one will say it?
Yunchu, lying to His Majesty is the biggest mistake we officials can make. "

(End of this chapter)