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In terms of money, Li Zhi was extremely at ease with Yunchu.

Because he was the first person in Datang to voluntarily hand over a huge amount of war proceeds.

When the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty went out to fight, one of the captured would go to the public, and the other would go to the individual. If Yunchu was as greedy as those veterans, the Yun clan would not have to work hard in Chang'an to rely on selling buns and noodles to maintain their family business.

Ever since Yunchu became a well-known general in the Tang Dynasty, the censors have impeached him countless times over the years. Among them, he came to Chang'an as a small eighth-rank official and had a mansion and a large family business. Where the money comes from is the focus of their attack.

What Zhang Donghai told Yunchu.

It was Li Zhi's answer to the censors' words in the court hall-it took too long to find out the facts.

This is a textbook-like accurate answer.

The emperor will not speak to death.

He would not say "Ning has this matter?" Such decisive words.

When Yunchu saw Fangzheng, this damned fat man got ripped apart!

The so-called big appearance is to hang up the fat Fangzheng, then use small hooks to penetrate into his skin and then pull it out forcefully. After a hundred small hooks catch his skin, the whole person looks like The cobbler who cooks the leather usually stretches the sheepskin on the wooden board. At this time, the small and shrinking sheepskin will generally become half of its size.

Therefore, Fangzheng became bigger, and Yunchu didn't recognize it at first sight.

It wasn't until Zhang Donghai introduced that this piece of leather was Fangzheng that Yunchu recognized this former brother.

There are not many places in Fangzheng's body where he can move.

One is the eyes.

One is the mouth.

When he saw Yunchu coming in, he first struggled hard for a while, causing the wound to start bleeding. After a while, he remembered something again, and closed his eyes and mouth resignedly.

Cloud is here.

Zhang Donghai put the naked Fangzheng down and said to Yunchu, "In such a cold weather, this guy can still live until now, I have to say that his life is really hard."

Yun Chu looked at Fang Zheng, who was shivering wrapped in a sheepskin, and said, "Human, in the face of certain persistence, life is really nothing."

Fangzheng who was trembling suddenly opened his mouth and said to Yunchu, "For the sake of our brothers, kill me, I will miss you forever"

Yun Chu looked at Zhang Donghai and said, "When did this guy confess me?"

Zhang Donghai laughed and said, "First the merchants, then the subordinates, then the colleagues, and then the superiors, slaves, concubines, and clansmen. You were the last one to say it. After telling your story, he said nothing. I refused to say it, so I used this trick of stretching the sheepskin."

Yun Chu smiled and kicked Fang Zhengdao, "Shouldn't I feel honored for confessing me in the end?"

Fangzheng hid his face in the sheepskin and said, "They poured a kind of water into my valley. The pain was unbearable. I just want to die quickly. As long as I die, it doesn't matter if you whip me to death. Anyway, I don't know."

Yunchu looked back at Zhang Donghai.

Zhang Donghai said with a smile, "Chili water, newly made by Baiqisi"

Yun Chu and Rou Rou looked at each other, and said helplessly to the other party, "I planted the chili peppers."

Fangzheng poked his head out and looked at Yunchu and said, "So, I won't lose you if I sell you."

Zhang Donghai looked down at Fangzheng and said, "Do you think that if you grit your teeth and don't talk about your seven brothers-in-law, a certain family won't know about your connection?"

Fangzheng struggled to lift off the sheepskin to reveal his tattered body, and said to Yunchu, "For the sake of my kindness to you in the past, kill me, and don't let me see that more than 600 members of my family were beheaded and distributed." , was sold by officials"

Yunchu kicked the sheepskin over Fangzheng's body with his feet, walked out of the execution room and pondered for a long time, then asked Zhang Donghai, "Can he still live?"

Jang Dong-kai said, "This guy's crimes are full of crimes, too many to write down."

Yun Chu said, "An unforgivable crime?"

Zhang Donghai said with a smile, "He and Gao Xian were looking for gold, so that the golden sands of Shanshan were covered with bones."

"Tang people?"

"He is not worthy! Some are Turkic captives, and some are Hu people from some small tribes. There are three Hu tribes that have been exterminated by him, resulting in Gaochangsai being sparsely populated."

"Is there hope to live?" Yun Chu asked unwillingly.

Zhang Donghai took out a document with a dragon pattern from his pocket and handed it to Yun Chudao, "As long as the prince seals it, Fang Zheng will be able to live and return to his original post."

After Yunchu took the document and read both sides, he said, "Blank?"

Zhang Donghai said, "I have two blank documents like this. If I use them up, my life will be over."

Yun Chu thought for a while and returned the document to Zhang Donghai, "Why don't I have such a thing?"

Zhang Donghai laughed and said, "This is something only secret spies have. Junhou is a man of the Tang Dynasty, so naturally he won't have it."

Yun Chu said softly to the dignified face, "For a person like Zuo Chun, will the number of documents be more?"

Gently shook his head and said "I don't know"

Yunchu turned his attention to Zhang Donghai again.

Zhang Donghai shook his head and said, "There is no general, the reason why there are two low-level posts, one is from Zhechong Duwei Renshang, and the other is from Liaodong Renshang."

Gentle and long sighed, "This is a pit, maybe it was dug just for you."

Yun Chu said, "Is it possible that Pei Xingjian has already jumped into the pit?"

Zhong Kui said angrily, "It would be inhumane to entrap Pei Xingjian again for the sake of a corrupt official."

Yunchu is as good as a follower of kindness.

He asked again, "Where is Xue Rengui?"

He said softly, "Whether it's Pei Xingjian or Xue Rengui, they can use it. The question is what should we pay back?"

Seeing no one around, Zhang Donghai whispered, "Phoenix hairpin! The phoenix hairpin inlaid with oriental pearls is on Miss Naha's head."

Yunchu's face twitched twice and he said, "What I owe her is probably not clear for the rest of my life."

No, don't want your life-saving documents, don't cheat Pei Xingjian, Xue Rengui, let alone the prince, talk to the queen
I personally wrote a letter to His Majesty, explaining the ins and outs of the matter clearly, whether Fang Zheng can live is up to His Majesty, no matter whether Fang Zheng can live or not, at least I have a clear conscience.
We don’t have personal relationships, so we will write a letter like this.”

After finishing speaking, Yunchu turned around and left the Governor's Mansion.

No need to look at Fangzheng's file, Yunchu knew that if this guy was viewed according to the laws of the Tang Dynasty, he would be called "full of evil".

He and his brothers-in-law have formed an interest group, which specializes in reaping benefits from the Western Regions to feed back the families in Guanzhong.

At this time, Yunchu must stand upright, at least from the perspective of the law to look at Fangzheng.

However, this does not affect Yunchu Shangshu's intercession for Fangzheng. This is the gentleness of the laws of the Tang Dynasty, and it is also the essence of Changsun Wuji's painstaking efforts to concoct "Tang Law Shuyi", leaving him a way to escape. .

A good swimmer drowns in water, a good rider falls from a horse, a good drinker gets drunk, and a law-maker dies in the law. These are all related to the great law of cause and effect, which is what Taoism often says is the one that goes away. It is also the reason why Li Tang's royal family did not admire it completely.

It was also the only chance that Yunchu could fight for Fangzheng's life.

Zhang Donghai handed over Fangzheng to Yunchu. From now on, Yunchu will be responsible for all Fangzheng's problems, and he obviously doesn't worry about any problems in the middle.

I thought that doing so would cause dissatisfaction with Wen Rou and Zhong Kui, but after leaving the Governor’s Mansion, Rou Rou laughed and said, “I used to worry that you were too stern in handling things, thinking too much about pros and cons.

Now it seems that your blood is still hot, at least, you can't be absolutely ruthless, I am quite relieved."

Zhong Kui said, "You think Yunchu is not willing to give up even a bastard like Fangzheng, let alone you?"

Gentlely said, "The words are rough and the rationale is not rough, that's what I mean, it's more like a person
People who have never made mistakes, and who have never made mistakes, according to our family's family motto, should be kept at a respectful distance."

Gentle said to Yunchu again, "We are not young boys now, let alone ordinary officials. We should not pursue strangeness in our work, but should start to change to a dignified one."
My ancestors used to say: a husband must have a brilliant spirit.”

Zhong Kui exclaimed in admiration, "Sure enough, you are worthy of being from a family of rumors. There are more than two kinds of arguments for everything. No wonder your family can stand tall in the Tang Dynasty. Admire, admire."

Fangzheng was wrapped in cowhide and carried to Yunchu's residence by someone sent by Zhang Donghai.

Let the accompanying doctors treat him, put on the cotton coat, trousers, cotton hat and cotton shoes that were originally intended for him, and the fat man ate a bowl of noodles ferociously while crying loudly.

Then began his own bad journey.

Yunchu showed Fangzheng the impeachment papers he got from Zhang Donghai.

The one who impeached him was his third brother-in-law, the well-known General Yunhui, a man from Zhouzhi County, Shi Pei Dongfeng, the fourth rank chief of Beiting Protectorate.

In the Tang Dynasty, the promotion of ordinary officials to the fourth rank has basically come to an end. Once they break through the shackles of the fourth rank, the names of such people will basically be recorded in the history books.

Pei Dongfeng was an official of the fourth rank ten years ago, but after ten years, he only went up one step and became an official of the fourth rank.

However, judging from the content of his impeachment memo against Fangzheng, this man is still a good official who is loyal to the public and the country. Every word and sentence in his impeachment content wants Fangzheng to die early and be reborn early.

"I treat you better than your brother-in-law, you fucking would rather betray me than your brother-in-law."

Fangzheng was not excited at all after reading the impeachment document, but closed the document and carefully placed it on Yunchu's desk, then said, "When I was born, my third sister was just ten years old, and my mother was weak, so she handed me over to me." The third sister carried it. It can be said that I grew up on her back.
Last year, my third sister’s child got married, and this year I wrote to say that a fat boy was born…”

Yun Chu said, "So you think you should die by yourself, right?"

Fangzheng clutched his buttocks and said, "I'm a big trouble right now, you shouldn't save me, you should find a way to kill me, isn't it difficult for you?"

Yun Chu nodded and said, "It's really not difficult."

Fang Zheng looked at Yun Chu and said, "So, you did something wrong."

Yun Chu said, "Hurry up and think of a way, how can I portray you, a villain full of evil, so that the emperor feels sympathetic, and finally spares you."

Fangzheng took a sip of sugar tea and burped comfortably, "Naturally, I bought my life with money. Isn't this strange in Datang?"

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "I remember that from the fourth year of Yonghui,

His Majesty stopped the practice of punishing you with copper. Besides, you have committed many crimes in Zhang Donghai's file. How can you atone for your sins? How much money do you need to atone for your sins? "

Fang Zhengdao "No matter how much money" "I can afford it"

Yun Chu stared blankly at Fang Zheng and said, "Didn't Zhang Donghai clean you up?"

Fangzheng spread his hands and said, "It's cleaned up, I don't have a penny now, I'm a real poor man
However, I have been tossing around in the Western Regions for 14 years, and no one knows better than me how to make money in the Western Regions.

As long as you lend me a thousand slaves and a hundred soldiers, and give me half a year, I can get you 5000 taels of gold.

I am a Tang person, as long as I don’t harm Tang people, according to the laws of my Tang Dynasty, it is not considered a crime, right?
I still remember killing the barbarians in the Jisi area, and if you pay five hundred cash, you can be exonerated, and if you pay 5000 taels of gold, you will be fined for copper.

Of course, the premise is that His Majesty doesn’t take an ant like me seriously, and is willing to let me go like a fart.”