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Li Si likes the oirans who come to Jinchangfang to parade!

The beautifully dressed oiran sat on the chariot, and was carried by eight people. The eight people walked unsteadily, and the oiran on the chariot swayed like a willow in the wind.

The round fan seemed to cover her face, but in fact most of her eyebrows and eyes were exposed. Her eyes seemed to be able to speak, and she shyly conveyed her thoughts to every man on the street.

And every man on the street would applaud and cheer for her, and those men with flowers on their heads would even jump on her crazily, only to be thrown out of the crowd by those violent guards.

The street was very lively at that time. People stood on both sides of the street stretching their necks to look at the oiran. Even the guests of the tavern on the side of the road ran out. The wine flags fluttered. Those people were drunk, and some stood at the table. Some people stood on the window sill, and some people unbuttoned their clothes and slapped the oiran's chest, showing how strong he is...and screaming.

Most of the lanterns in Jinchangfang are red, so the people nearby are dyed red by the light, and the people in the distance look very dark. There are also many people who jumped out of the darkness and wore Nuo dance masks. A guy wearing a Kunlun slave mask was beat up by others for scaring people.

Brother Prince is the most unreasonable person in the world.

After watching the lively scene of the oiran, Li Si said that he would become an oiran when he grows up, the elder brother of the prince had someone smash the oiran's chariot, and even threw such a beautiful oiran into the gutter, soaked it and then fished it out , dragged to Li Si to let her see, not only that, the prince brother also yelled at a group of prodigal sons wearing flowers to complain for the oiran, and finally ordered the oiran not to enter Jinchang Fang, and beheaded if he came again!

Thinking of this, Li Si couldn't help but touch his butt, the marks from A Niang's bamboo whip still haven't disappeared...

Li Si's oiran dream had just begun, but was wiped out by the prince's brother and A Niang together.

Master Cui said that children should have dreams... Then she was beaten by A Niang, and Master Cui couldn't beat A Niang.

Master Cui’s eyes were beaten blue by A Niang. Even so, Cui Shi with one eye was still secretly telling Li Si that the oiran represents excitement, joy, and affluence. It's already very good, there's no need to be an oiran by yourself, you will be thrown into the gutter...

Doesn't Li Si still like to eat delicious pork?Just eat pork, there is no need to be a pig butcher.

After being beaten, the matter is over. Li Si doesn't want to be a dirty and smelly pig butcher, so naturally he doesn't want to be an oiran... He will be thrown into the gutter by his brother. The gutter is very smelly. The mother-in-law pours the filth from the toilet into the gutter...

Yun Jin picked a big, very red pomegranate flower, but did not give it to Yun Jin. Li Si put the flower in her hair. A Niang liked it, and kissed Li Si. Li Si decided to wear it more in the future. flower……

Chang'an is very prosperous now, and various garden activities emerge in endlessly. Often this Lifang has just finished the dry boat rowing and you girls, and that Lifang starts to hold the clothes drying festival, and there are colorful clothes everywhere. Men and women go about in the most fashionable clothes, each prettier than the next.

Jinchang Fang was the most extreme. They tore off colorful ribbons from the Big Wild Goose Pagoda and connected them to the ground. After hundreds of ribbons were torn off, the Big Wild Goose Pagoda looked like a new woman waiting to be married.

As soon as the wind blows, the ribbon will rattle, and by the way, the bell on the ribbon will ring together. I heard from the masters of Ci'en Temple that this is a very good Buddhist fate...

As long as you listen carefully to the sound of the bell in the wind, the spiritually aware person can hear the faint Sanskrit sound, which is the sound left by the Buddha in time.

Yunchu was also listening to the sound of the bell, the sound of the bell he heard was not good for them, the damn big cannibal actually made a huge noise on the battlefield, and even made some people wear lion skins to pretend to be lions in front of the army formation , which has a great influence on the mounts of the cavalry.

This is not the first time Yun Chubu has encountered such a scene, and the soldiers have already had countermeasures, but the sound of these bells is annoying.

This time, it was not so much Yusuf, the Persian Eastern Governor, who blocked Yunchu, but Yunchu deliberately waited for him here.

Naturally, a large army's surprise attack will not be able to deter the enemy. Only a face-to-face charge and a decisive battle between two large armies can make the loser truly feel fear.

Now, in front of Yunchu is the [-] cavalry led by Yusuf, the cannibal governor of the East.

There were only 500 people in Yunchu, and because there was one person and two horses, the scene didn't look much worse than the Big Cannibal.

Seeing that Junhou's right hand had been raised, the old thieves who were in the cavalry group were about to cry. They swore that they only came to the Western Regions to make a fortune, and they didn't expect to follow the cavalry to participate in the battle now.

"Prepare the crossbow, shoot three times after the people in front get out of the way."

"Prepare your shield, cover your chest, and go forward."

"Prepare thunder and fire bombs to disrupt the enemy's position."

Yun Chu took off his cloak, and the cloak fell on the ground, revealing a pure black armor. Ma Li was on the victory hook of the bird's wing ring on his right hand, and an arm shield with a diameter of one foot was wrapped around the armor on his left arm. The role of the shield is not to block arrows, but to resist being hacked by machetes.

The tinder in front of the saddle had already been ignited, and six thunderbolts were hanging on the armor silk sash, as long as they were torn off, the fire protection would be pulled off, exposing the dry fuse inside.

In view of the fact that Datang's thunderbolts are not safe at present, and sometimes violent shocks will cause explosions, so this thing is only distributed before the battle. As for the self-explosion after going to the battlefield, then There is no way, whoever explodes is considered unlucky.

The man-eating lion team is still slowly advancing, and there are still many people shaking the huge bell behind.

Behind these people are the cavalry cavalry walking gracefully.

Yunchu didn't understand their current performance very much. Cavalry, shouldn't this thing be considered a cavalry if it runs?

Yunchu glanced at Liang Ying, Liang Ying left the group on horseback, and led a small group of cavalry to kill the big cannibal.

After running into the range of the crossbow arrows, he pulled the trigger. The more than 300 crossbow arrows shot by the team quickly killed some of those pretending to be lions. After all, they were pretending to be lions, not real lions.

Liang Ying continued to approach, and picked up the horse, and put on a look of preparing to charge. The big cannibal didn't even launch a rain of arrows to stop them, and looked at the team led by Liang Ying gloatingly.

Seeing that they were about to rush into the army formation of the big cannibals, those people pretending to be lions immediately ran back in a swarm. In the space between them and the big cannibal cavalry, there were rows of tripping ropes and gleaming golden lights. Tribulus terrestris.

Liang Ying roared loudly, turned the horse's head, circled in a big circle in front of the man-eating cavalry, and came back again.

Seeing this, Yunchu waved his arms, and the Tang cavalry divided into two teams, left and right, and outflanked the big cannibal.

This is the first time Yunchu has seen this kind of scene. There are many big cannibals, but they are in a defensive state. It seems that the reputation of the Tang cavalry for their bravery and combat skills has spread to the big cannibals.

Moreover, they also set up tripping ropes and barbed wire right in front of their army formation, and they didn't know whether they were defending against the Tang army or trapping themselves to death.

After the cavalry on the left and right wings went out, there was still no change in the huge phalanx of the cannibals, which surprised Yunchu. The pawns used the phalanx and it was fine. Shouldn't the cavalry attack in a linear manner to play the most effective role?

Soon, Yunchu's temptations came to fruition. The cavalry on the left and right flanks returned after trying to charge for a distance. They also found tripping ropes and barbed wire on the left and right sides, especially on the right side. Deep, fist-sized pits specially designed for breaking horseshoes.

When the Tang army surrounded this huge battle formation and began to greet with crossbow arrows and feather arrows, those cavalry cavalry actually raised a huge round shield, covering the sky tightly, and the crossbow arrows and feather arrows fell on the round shield. , Some stuck on it, and some fell to the ground after jumping twice.

Liang Ying was trembling with excitement, and looked at Yunchu impatiently, Yunchu smiled and said, "Then let's start."

Liang Ying immediately took off a specially made kerosene bomb from the silk armor, and set off again with his cavalry squad.

At the same time, the trumpeter behind Yunchu immediately blew the horn. Tang Jun, who had been surrounding the big cannibal looking for loopholes to attack, put away his bows, arrows, crossbows, and took off the thunderbolts in unison. After lighting them , and approached the big man-eating turtle-like army formation.

Another part of the cavalry threw out the hook lock, hooked the tripping rope, and then dragged back, hoping to create a chance for the cavalry who followed to get closer to the big cannibal formation.

Liang Ying's kerosene bomb was thrown in an instant, and under the heavy force, the kerosene bomb flew over the tripping rope area and landed on the big cannibal's round shield and exploded. In an instant, a ball of dark red flames surrounded the cavalry. It exploded, covering four or five cavalrymen in flames.

The war horses touched by the flames neighed and jumped about. Before these horses could disrupt the team, they were beheaded by the big cannibals around them.

Immediately, more thunderbolts were thrown into the cannibal's team.

The appearance of flames and cannibalism on the battlefield is not alarming, but when the thunderbolt bursts out with a huge sound, this loud noise that has never been heard suddenly appears beside you, these seemingly well-disciplined cannibal cavalry Finally there was some commotion.

Seeing that the black iron ball that makes a loud noise is still flying over, some smart commanders yelled at their subordinates, and left the defensive circle they had created, preferring to risk being hurt by tripping ropes and barbed wire. To leave this dangerous position.