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Chapter 675 The Oldest Inheritance
A long time ago, Yunchu's teacher told him that there are basically only three ways for a person to have enough wealth.

The first type is present at birth.

The second is to steal.

The third is to grab it.

Regardless of the first type, the second type of stealing is not literally stealing. The so-called stealing is the rapid completion of primitive accumulation in a field that others have not discovered. It can also be said that this kind of stealing is creation. This is what Yunchu wants to believe a way of gaining wealth.

The third way is to grab it, literally. The wealth in the world is there. If you don’t have a positive attitude to grab it, the wealth will not come to you automatically.

And snatching, there are many explanations...

Thieves, robbers, and prostitutes are ancient occupations that have emerged when human wealth left collective ownership and became private ownership.

Before this, these occupations did not exist, and everyone was restraining their own desires, because if they did not restrain themselves, if a certain person took too much, some people would starve to death, and if there were too many people who starved to death, the tribe would die. perish.

Since I learned how to plant, there has been more food, and messy things have come out, such as thieves, robbers, and prostitutes.

In fact, until now, this situation has not changed, except for subdividing these three occupations, there is really no change at all.

On the way from the imperial city to the imperial palace, Yunchu had been studying this problem in his mind.

Therefore, when you think about something in your head, when you see all kinds of people in the imperial city and the palace with your eyes, you will inevitably use the three identities of thief, robber, and prostitute to trap these people.

Yunchu now bears the title of Marquis of Lantian, more or less a high-ranking official of the Tang Dynasty. In terms of respect, he is treated like a fourth-rank official. Therefore, most of the people he meets in the imperial city have to pay respects to him. He saluted and said hello.

When Li Yifu came out of the palace wearing a purple robe, Yun Chu naturally wanted to salute him. Although this person was wearing a purple robe and looked imposing, he only regarded this person as a prostitute.

"The extradition of Hu merchants to Chang'an is done well. We must guard against arrogance and impetuosity, and we must not be proud of our achievements."

Listening to the words that came out of Li Yifu's cherry mouth, Yun Chu bowed and said, "I would like to follow the teacher's instruction."

Li Yifu nodded in satisfaction and said: "This time you still need a solution to the dispute with the Ministry of Household Affairs. You can't blindly rely on His Majesty's favor and ignore others, otherwise, disaster will be sown."

Yun Chu said with a smile: "It was originally an errand arranged by His Majesty, and the proceeds will naturally be handed over to His Majesty. As for how to distribute it, it depends on His Majesty's wishes. Where are the students qualified to share His Majesty's things?"

Li Yifu looked at Yunchu, seeing that he had no intention of sharing the benefits brought by the Hu merchants with him, his voice became distinctly gloomy.

"Do you want to stay in Chang'an?"

Yun Chu bowed and said: "Exactly, this disciple is dull, unable to do great things, and can only use a little bit of stupid ability to bring Chang'an together like a foolish old man, and it is not in vain."

Li Yifu shook his head and said: "It's a pity..."

Yunchu doesn't take in oil and salt, let alone be tempted by him. At this time, in the eyes of Li Yifu, Yunchu is a miser who has money but is reluctant to spend on him. The haughty attitude of not being able to make steel left.

If Yunchu's memory didn't show any big difference, Li Yifu should not have been around for a few years. However, at this time, it was precisely when he was the most arrogant, and he had clearly made it clear that he would not regard him as a teacher. Unexpectedly, when we met today, I came out again as a teacher.

It seems that this is the characteristic of a prostitute. As long as you have money, he will take the initiative to approach you with winking eyes.

When entering the palace city from the imperial city, Yunchu was blocked by a carriage again in the city gate hole.

Nowadays, Li Ji is the only courtier who enters the palace in a carriage, and Xu Jingzong is so old that only Jianyu is the one who gets preferential treatment.

Naturally, the carriage entering Miyagi cannot have a cover, so Li Jiming, who was sitting on the carriage, looked like a god.

The old guy has been a soldier all his life and has fought battles all his life. The etiquette in the army is the most important. Even if he is sitting in a carriage, he keeps his back straight and looks at Yunchu like he is looking at a fat sheep. This is the look that only a standard robber can have, full of aggression.

"Are you going to put Xu Jingye to death in Hexi?"

Yun Chu said in surprise: "Is he not dead? I watched him fall from the cliff."

Li Ji's pupils contracted visibly, and he looked at Yunchu and said, "The children and grandchildren have their own blessings, and the old man has let him do what he wants."

Yun Chu said: "At the beginning, he was sent to Tuyuhun to harass Tubo continuously, not to let him run from Qinghaitou to Hexi to harm the Tang Dynasty. If he dares to take the first step away from Qinghai, next time, he will not be cut off. Head, I will not let it go."

Li Ji stared into Yunchu's eyes and said: "This old man thinks the same way, why, do you have any plans to leave Chang'an and go to Hexi for a job?
If there is, tell the old man earlier, so that I can recommend you in front of His Majesty. "

As if he didn't hear this, Yunchu said indifferently to Li Ji, "Yinggong, after the construction of the Eastern Capital Luoyang, all the places east of Chang'an will support the Eastern Capital Luoyang, and I'm afraid it will be difficult to support Chang'an anymore.

Under such circumstances, Hexi and the Western Regions are a matter of life and death for Chang'an. As long as there is any disturbance on this road, don't blame me for asking His Majesty to go to Hexi to rectify local law and order. "

Li Ji laughed and said: "The generals also value Hexi and the Western Regions. If you do this, you are making enemies of the generals."

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "We are both officials of the Tang Dynasty, but we are actually people from the same mountain. Why did Yinggong say the word "enemy?"

Li Jidao: "A country is a country, a family is a family, and there is a family to have a country."

Yun Chu sneered and said, "Young Master Ying had better say this in front of His Majesty, and see how His Majesty responds."

Li Ji waved his robe sleeves and shouted angrily: "Boy is rude!"

Yun Chu said: "Chang'an is the lifelong hope of a certain family. In this life, a certain family has no intention of doing anything else, but wants to make Chang'an the number one city in the world. Whoever hurts Chang'an is an enemy of a certain family. He will definitely destroy it." There is no place to die."

Li Ji didn't answer, just took a deep look at Yunchu, and asked the groom to drive away.

Yun Chu stood in the hole in the city gate and watched the old robber go away, sighed softly and was about to enter the palace, but was dragged in by a hand protruding from the hole in the city gate.

Lao Huang handed Yunchu a cup of tea and said: "Wipe the white foam on the corner of your mouth, one is the invincible commander, and the other is Lan Tianhou, who is capable and incompetent. It is shameful to act in front of me, the little chief of the Palace Gate Bureau." Not ashamed?"

Yun Chu took a sip of tea and said, "I'm not acting, I just say what I want."

Lao Huang laughed loudly and said: "Forget it, save your saliva, save these words to coax His Majesty, don't say them in front of me."

Yun Chu was shocked and said: "How dare you deceive Your Majesty."

Lao Huang smiled and said: "Whether you have been deceived or not, Your Majesty has his own opinion. Now I want to know if you still have the colored stones brought by the barbarians. Send a bowl to my house later, so as to add some embarrassment to the women." .”

Yun Chu said in amazement: "Didn't you live in the imperial city all the time? Why did you suddenly have a family member in need of respect?"

Old Huang blushed a little at what Yun Chu said, and said with a dry smile, "Sleeped with two women, and became pregnant in the end, so we can go with the flow."

Yun Chu's look of contempt could no longer be concealed...

Lao Huang said angrily: "All of you are full of children and grandchildren, do you want me, Lao Huang, to grow old alone?"

Yun Chu frowned and said, "Brother is sixty one this year, right?"

Lao Huang nodded and said, "It's only sixty years old."

Yun Chu said: "Have you checked Lao He's pulse?"

Lao Huang said vigilantly: "How to say?"

Yun Chu said: "Once upon a time there was a blind old man who went hunting. At this moment, a row of wild geese flew across the sky. The blind old man drew his bow and set his arrows. When he heard a whoosh, two wild geese hit the arrows and fell from the sky. Now, may I ask, why is this?"

Lao Huang frowned and said, "Could it be that this blind old man is an outsider with the ability to listen to the wind and argue?"

Yun Chu put down his teacup, walked out and said, "It's because there are two strong people on the other side..."

While Lao Huang was thinking, Yun Chu quickly walked into Miyagi, and after a hundred steps, he heard Lao Huang's obscenities coming from behind him.

Yunchu was very sure that Lao Huang, whose waist and kidneys were damaged in the early years, was not a thief, nor a robber, nor a prostitute. He should have been stolen from his home by a thief.

After entering Miyagi, Yunchu could no longer run around indiscriminately, and had to be led by Huangmen to Taiji Hall.

On the big square in front of the Tai Chi Hall, there wasn't even a tree except for a giant bear spreading a big cake.

The sun shone unscrupulously on the green glazed tiles of the Tai Chi Hall, the green glazed tiles were very beautiful.

Under Huangmen's horrified eyes, Yun Chu stepped on the giant bear who was spreading the pie, and the sleeping giant bear was suddenly awakened, howling angrily, looking for the bastard who trampled it.

When its eyes finally wandered to Yunchu, a pair of small black eyes were full of panic.

Then, without looking back, he jumped out towards the Taiji Palace with all four feet flying towards the ground. This guy ran extremely fast, and his healthy hair glistened in the sun. Ripples generally scurry back and forth.

Li Zhi, who was discussing with Su Dingfang about the military affairs of the Western Regions, suddenly found a giant bear rushing in in horror, and immediately hid behind him, shrinking his fat body to a small size, as if he had encountered a natural enemy.

Li Zhi snorted coldly, and said to Su Dingfang: "Su Qing, Yunchu's two hundred and five are here."

Su Dingfang hugged the wat board and said indifferently: "I haven't seen you for a few years, this person is becoming more and more domineering."

Li Zhi hid his hands in his sleeves and said with a smile: "The reason why Longyou Dao was exempted from tax for three years is all due to this person, and tolerated him a little. After a few years, I will deal with him again."

Su Dingfang saw that the emperor had no sincerity in punishing Yunchu, so he continued the previous topic: "The veteran thinks it is imperative to increase the Anxi Army."

Li Zhi said with a smile: "Xue Rengui and Pei Xingjian thought that Ashina's rebellion and Li Zhegen's rebellion was nothing more than scabies. There was no need for the imperial court to send troops. We only need to conscript Uighurs for them. The strength of the various ministries in the river is enough Can untie this dog for me."

Su Dingfang hastily said: "Don't underestimate the enemy, Ashina Duzhi and Li Zhegen are indeed suffering from mange. However, Tubo behind you should not be underestimated."

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