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Chapter 92 The Bully Theory

Yunchu set himself up as a bully when he went to Simen School!

This is the result he came up with after thinking all night last night.

At first, he felt that he should be able to be a wit.

Later, I found out that the end of the wit did not seem to be very good, so I decisively gave up this persona.

Being a minion, Yunchu naturally wouldn't do it.

Be invisible?This option is not good either. After all, Four Schools is a place to cultivate low-level officials. If they are invisible, they will be ignored by those who choose officials.

In the end, Yunchu decided to be a bully, a bully with good character and learning!

Why can a person with good character and learning be a bully?
It's because people's definition of the word bully is too narrow.

The purpose of being a bully in elementary school is to make everyone fear and admire, as long as you are strong enough, your fists are hard enough, and you are not afraid to invite your parents.

To be a bully in middle school, what you need is money. In addition to having the qualities of a bully in elementary school, you also need to have like-minded brothers, and then a group of people go out to blackmail those timid classmates.

Being a bully in high school is more difficult. First of all, the little money in the pockets of the students can no longer satisfy him. Moreover, the female classmates who used to look at them without feeling at all are getting better and better every day. Therefore, this The demands on bullies are even higher.

Ugly bullies detest even dogs in high school. Therefore, a bully in this period must first have good conditions, money, and a group of thugs. Only in this way can he become a good high school bully.

Being a bully in college is exponentially more difficult than being a bully in high school.

For one thing, the students who can go to colleges and universities are basically the elites who have passed the college entrance examination. There may be a few nerds among them, but there is absolutely no fool.

Secondly, whoever has just entered college is not confident and extremely proud. This kind of person is definitely not someone who can be beaten or frightened to make him surrender.

Three, the guys who entered the college, basically their minds are fully mature, everyone knows what they want, and no one wants to rely on fighting and killing to gain a foothold in college.

This kind of person would definitely not survive a semester in college, and he would be kicked out by the school as a bully.

Therefore, the people who can become bullies in colleges and universities are basically those who are looked up to by their classmates.

This kind of bully can influence the classmates around him through his own words or behaviors, and can use his own charm to make the classmates do things that they don't quite agree with.

A person who can even set off a wave in the school and make some students admire him enough to die for him, or die for the grand vision he said, can be regarded as a bully in college.

To become such a bully, the first thing to do is to beat the crowd and become the man of the school.

Under normal circumstances, this kind of bully belongs to the kind of wonderful character that is rarely seen in a century.

In the peaceful years, it was basically impossible for such a person to appear in colleges and universities. In most colleges and universities, there were a group of cynics who mixed their education and waited to find a good job after graduation.

Yunchu, who has been a cynic for a long time, wanted to try it out in Simen School. It is relatively easy to be a bully here. At least, in Datang, people like to sing generously and elegiacly, and cut their own thighs to drink. Two idiots.

Therefore, when Yunchu first came into contact with the threshold of the four disciplines, he decided that he would not back down in anything, even if he was wrong.

Di Renjie and Di Huaiying were very depressed today, and became the first stepping stone for Yunchu to become a bully of the four schools.

Obviously it was that bastard's war horse that kicked his draft horse to death, but in the end it was he who took the initiative to bow his head and settle the matter.

This made Di Renjie extremely unwilling, but when he thought of how Yun Chu was approaching him step by step, at a certain moment, he really felt that this bastard wanted to kill him, yes, this bastard was absolutely intent on killing him at that time.

At that time, Di Renjie had been weighing whether it was worth it for him to take revenge on such a violent young man for the sake of a draft horse.

The result was no, not worth it for a draft horse.

At the same time, his mind automatically raised the allusion that Han Xin suffered humiliation from his crotch and then went to the altar to worship the general.

Di Renjie has always believed that he is a person with a great future and should not be compromised by a draft horse.

Although his heart repeatedly told him that this person did not dare to commit murder in the Guozijian, he finally chose to give in.

It was this kind of annoyance that made him ignore the draft horse that fell to the ground and vomit blood, and no longer felt sorry for the horse. Instead, he found two helpers from the street, one to help him carry his things, and the other to deal with it. The draft horse that was about to die, as for the fate of the draft horse, he was too lazy to think about it.

"Brother Huaiying, why are you still stopping here? I heard that the four schools you want to enter have already opened the door, and the doctors are waiting for you to offer Shuxiu. You must not delay any longer."

According to Di Renjie's reputation, he turned out to be his good friend Zhang Jianzhi. He has been studying in Taixue for two years now, and he can be regarded as a person with excellent intelligence.

"Brother Meng, my little brother has something wrong here, so I just go in, but I don't know who my little brother's teacher is."

"You don't need to choose any teacher for the four subjects. There are only eleven doctors and ten teaching assistants in the four subjects of 300 people. There are a huge crowd of people in the class. How can the doctors and teaching assistants remember?" Live so many people.

You'd better finish the four subjects as soon as possible. It's serious to be promoted to Taixue, and only in Taixue can you have a real teacher and a real guide. "

"Hey, Brother Meng, according to what you mean, you don't seem to be planning to go to the Imperial College to study?"

Zhang Jianzhi sighed and said: "Brother Yu is already 27 years old this year, it will be very difficult to enter the Imperial College again, since he has studied for [-] years, Brother Yu is going to try it in the end, and now he is taking exams, hoping to get the support of the nobles. "

Di Renjie looked at Zhang Jianzhi and said, "The nobles can go to other places, but Princess Gaoyang's mansion is not allowed."

Zhang Jianzhi sneered and said, "I won't go to the Prince Consort's Mansion for all the princesses, I only hope that the scroll can be dropped in Duke Zhao's Mansion."

Di Renjie shook his head and said: "My brother has studied hard for twenty years, and he has the ability to grind through iron inkstones. High school is an inevitable thing. Why use the hands of fake people to gain a reputation for flattery in vain."

Zhang Jianzhi smiled wryly and said, "Time is waiting for me."

After all, the two hurried into the Imperial College.

After Yunchu entered the Imperial Academy, he found Simenxue after many twists and turns, and entered the dormitory of Simenxue. Only then did Yunchu realize that the scale of Simenxue was so large that the huge dormitory was full of people. , Just checked it with the military observation method, and found that there were no less than 1000 people in the school at this time.

These people were divided into four teams, and each team had a long queue, and the speed of the new arrivals was extremely slow. I didn't know what nonsense the doctors in the room were going to say to the new students, and they couldn't get out for a long time. one comes.

Yunchu looked up at the sky, then at the long queue, and led the claret horse into the school building.

The officials at the door wanted Yun Chu to lead the horse out, but Yun Chu pressed one hand on the door panel and stuffed a large handful of copper coins into his palm.

The official's face twitched slightly and said: "If you provoke the doctors to blame, don't blame me."

Yunchu gave them a smile, and led the red horse into the four schools.

At this time, he stood on the steps, looked at the crowd at his feet, stroked the bay red horse's neck, and the bay red horse let out a loud snort, and the snot flew around for a while, and the crowd became chaotic and shouted endlessly. .

The bay red horse jumped down the steps, and its huge body quickly squeezed out a gap in the crowd. Yunchu followed behind the bay red horse with his hands behind his back, and squeezed to the front without any effort.

He probed into the room and found that there was a mountain of silk and all kinds of bacon, bacon, wind chicken, and dried meat. In the middle of these things sat an old man with white beard, who was sitting on a On the futon, he closed his eyes and chanted sutras to deal with the students kneeling in front of him.

After finding an old man with a white beard inside, Yunchu turned around and left. According to his understanding of colleges and universities, the older the professor, the more bad things he has, and there are more ways to punish students.

Such a person is not a good teacher.

So, the Claret Horse squeezed a way out for him in the crowd, and when he looked into the room again, he was even more disappointed, because there was an old man with a strong nose sitting in this room, holding a fly whisk in his arms, it was impossible to say He has the appearance of a fairy, his eyes don't look at people, he only looks at the fineness of silk.

Forget it, although the Li Dynasty regarded Lao Tzu as their ancestor, but at this time, Taoism is best at alchemy and cold food powder. According to historical research, these people just killed Emperor Taizong, and Yun Chu didn't want to eat cinnabar He didn't want to eat cold food powder for the refined poison, so he turned his head and left again.

The bay red horse's frantic way of opening the way in the crowd finally angered some people. One of them just raised his hand and was about to punch the horse's nose when Yun Chu's foot came first. The person who wanted to hit the bay red horse was defeated, and even the students behind him fell into a group.

After pulling a lot of horse manure on the spot, the bay red horse continued to move forward. Yunchu heard someone shouting: "Little thief, dare to leave your name."

Yun Chu shouted loudly without turning his head: "Four disciples, Yun Chu is also!"

Immediately, there was a lot of yelling and cursing of "not being a son of man" behind him, and Yun Chu said angrily, "If you have the guts, leave your name and let grandpa listen."

Perhaps it was because today was the first day of school, and no one wanted to know Yun Chu's level. Hearing Yun Chu's ferocious call, everyone shut their mouths.

In the crowd, Di Renjie said to Zhang Jianzhi: "It is this Yunchu who is in dispute with me, what is this person's footsteps?"

Zhang Jianzhi thought for a moment and shook his head, "I have never heard of it. Left and right are just a playboy spoiled by his family."

Looking at the people rampaging in the crowd, Di Renjie shook his head and said: "No, this person is definitely not a dandy, I can say for sure that there are no less than ten lives on this person."

Zhang Jianzhi had always admired Di Renjie's ability to read people, and when he heard him say this, he took a breath and said: "In this way, if this person is not a strong general in the army, he must be a murderous giant.

But I don't know how he mixed into the four schools. "

(End of this chapter)