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Chapter 99 Who Collared the Tiger

"Humble Room Inscription" caused an uproar in the Imperial College.

In addition, the full text was only [-] characters long, so it was easy to recite it, which caused the students who entered this classroom to secretly look at Yunchu.

Of course, there are still a lot of people lying at the door and watching from the window. It seems that there are not many people who admire him. When looking at him, there are more people with obvious hatred in their eyes.

Today is the day of the Grand Court Meeting, Li Yifu did not come to class, but an old man with a white beard came.

As soon as the old guy entered the classroom, he didn't sit on the futon that belonged to him, but came to Yunchu, looked at Yunchu's handsome face for a long time, and then said disgustedly: "Brocade clothes and fur clothes, fat horse fragrance Che, where is the chant of the shabby house? It’s just relying on a little quick-wittedness, putting on airs, and grandstanding.”

Yun Chu nodded and said: "Sir, what you said is very true, but can you ask Mr. Yun Chu to pretend to be deep, and also come up with a poem to open my disciples' eyes, and by the way, keep in mind the profound meaning of this sentence."

"Ruthless!" The old guy was furious. Don't look at his old eyes and dim eyes just now, as if he was about to die suddenly, but this rudeness was full of power.

Yun Chu stretched out his palm and said, "Come on, don't use that excuse that makes you blush, just slap your palm, and go to class as soon as you're done, the students are waiting."

"Insanity!"

"Arrogance? Even if you are arrogant, you can only hit the palm of your hand, and at most ten hits, hurry up!"

"Zhuzi!" The white bearded old man had thick beard and hair.

But Yunchu stopped talking back, and saluted the old man, "I know you are intentionally provoking me, wanting me to contradict you again and again, and this will constitute the rule that the supervisor of the country is no more than three, and you There are excuses to expel me from the Imperial College and deprive me of my student status.

Therefore, I will not be fooled, and, after I become famous in the future, the humiliation of today will be repaid a hundred times.

Therefore, sir, the disciple was rude just now, please forgive me. "

Sure enough, the old man was no longer angry, he looked straight at Yun Chu and said, "What do you want?"

Yun Chu smiled and said: "Since the old man is old, don't always embarrass the younger generation, have the bearing of an old man, and praise a student who has made a name for himself, wouldn't it be good?

In this way, you have gold on your face, and my face has light, can't you be good and I'm good?Do you have to wait until I utter this breath on your children and grandchildren in the future? "

"You too?"

Yun Chu smiled and said: "Mr. may not know me well. I was in the military when I was young. I was appointed as the Ninth Rank Commander of the Kucha Daguan Commander at the age of 12. At the age of 13, I followed the Daguan Commander and defended the city of Kucha. In that battle, You must have heard that the bloody battle of the Kucha Pass was for six days, and it was already the seventh day after our army arrived in Kucha and surrounded the Turkic bandits.

Although there were only three people left in the Kucha pass order, when the order came from the military tent, the three of us still left the pass to face [-] Turks.

The students fought their way out of thousands of troops and survived, and only then did they get a place to study in the Guozijian. As for my two colleagues, one fought to death in a bloody battle, and the other was almost trampled to a pulp by the horses.

A certain family's Imperial Academy was obtained through bloody battles, and there are still officials from the eighth rank. Do you think that you, an old Confucian with a bright head and poor experience, can deprive a certain family of bloody battles by opening your mouth and doing small tricks? glory?
I will write down your name when I go back, and I will definitely check up on the eighteen generations of your ancestors, and vent my anger one by one according to the list.

A Confucian, but doing things so insidiously and filthy, is simply a disgrace to the Imperial College. If you don't have such a name as my husband, I will not let you, a doctor of the Imperial College from the seventh rank.

Now, go back to class and study hard. If you make a mistake, don’t blame me for going to the Imperial College to sacrifice wine and sue you for misleading your son. "

The old guy has been teaching and educating people all his life, and he has never encountered such a situation. He was so angry that he could not speak a word for a long time.

In the end, his face flushed, he shook his sleeves fiercely, and roared angrily: "I can't teach you, Li Yi's magistrate, let him teach you."

After speaking, he hurried away.

The old guy left the class but dropped a needle quietly and could hear it clearly.

Di Renjie tugged at Yunchu's sleeve and said, "Can't you bear it? This old thief is used to ruining other people's reputation."

Yun Chu said: "You also think that "Humble Room Inscription" is not good?"

Di Renjie nodded and said, "Good article!"

Yun Chu said angrily: "I managed to write a good article that can be passed on to future generations. Is it easy for me? This old thief even poured dirty water on me. Who can bear it?"

Di Renjie frowned and said: "I heard from the senior of Taixue that this old thief is the most difficult to deal with, so it's not right to let you go so easily.

I heard early this morning that our Imperial College injured six people, one of whom was a doctor.

Do you know how they got hurt? "

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "I only found out about it after hearing what you said."

A dear friend next door who had been eavesdropping for a long time quietly put his head over, covered his mouth and said, "I heard that they were carried out of Yanmenhou's mansion."

Yun Chu was stunned for a moment and said, "Didn't the Marquis of Yanmen be grounded by His Majesty to study at home? I saw Lubu when I passed by the imperial city."

Another dear friend who knew more about the news also leaned his head over and said, "I heard from my second uncle that the Marquis of Yanmen not only did not receive a reward when he returned to the capital, but was criticized by many people. The most important one is that Because of Yanmenhou's mistake, the city of Qiuci that brother Yun was guarding was destroyed, and several Zhechong mansions lost soldiers and generals, so they didn't let him go.

I deliberately wrote down the content of His Majesty’s punishment of Marquis Yanmen on Lubu... I heard that further humiliation... Is to find a doctor from the Imperial College to teach Marquis Yanmen to read... Think about it... Marquis Yanmen can rub his eyes Lord of the sand?
If he likes to read, he would have read it long ago. Does he need to wait until he is 50 years old before reading?
The doctor was injured, and then, no doctor was willing to teach the Marquis of Yanmen, so he had to look for it from among the students in the Imperial College. As a result... not good, the student was also seriously injured, and another one was sent, and he was sent again. Injured, I heard that two Tai students were also injured.

Brothers, think about it, will you send people from our four schools to die next? "

After this man who was obviously a son of an official said a long series of words, he looked at Yun Chu's face with pity, and he really felt sorry for him.

Another man rubbed his chin and said: "Even if the people who study the four schools die, there are seniors in the upper grades. It's not our turn to enter the school, right?"

Di Renjie took a breath and looked at Yun Chu and said, "Don't tell me, you are really the best candidate. Not to mention that you used to be a general of the Marquis of Yanmen, and you just happened to write the famous "Humble Room Inscription". Enough with talent and learning.

The old thief just now probably wanted to provoke you and make you make mistakes, so that he sent you to Yanmenhou's mansion to die smoothly. "

Yun Chu felt a chill in his heart when he heard that, the truth of the matter was likely to be like this.

The white-bearded old thief has taught students all his life, so it should be impossible for him to be jealous of his own students' talents. Yun Chu was angry when he was angry just now. Looking back now, this old bastard who is used to manipulating people's hearts should be really looking for trouble. Then he can be sent to that old thief Liang Jianfang to die.

What kind of thing is Yanmen Hou Liang Jianfang? Who in the Guozijian knows better than Yunchu?

After all, he once stood guard for this irascible old murderer, and watched him throw two hundred living people into the burning Beijing Temple and burn them alive, for the purpose of giving him and Bisu Khan a drink Add to the fun.

Yunchu deeply knew that the old thief who failed to achieve his own grand narrative in the Western Regions was humiliated after returning. At this time, he was like a human-shaped volcano, and whoever went would be beaten. This was a sure thing.

The scene where the old thief used the [-]th class of soldiers to kill Zhu Xie in the department of Yuebu, although Yunchu did not see it with his own eyes, but he heard from Junzhong Paoze that when the general who was only wearing a loincloth and soaked in blood carried him When Zhu Xie's lonely head came out of the army tent, the entire Chinese army tent was covered with blood and flesh...

Just kidding, teaching such a murderous man with severe bipolar disorder to read?

Are there things that humans can do well?
Liang Jianfang only beat those doctors, supervisors, and imperial students into serious injuries, but didn't turn them into meat. I'm afraid he was merciful, right?

Yunchu felt that he was still a good cook. It was not a big problem to cook ordinary livestock such as cattle, sheep, pigs, chickens, ducks and geese. Even if it was a wolf or a leopard, he felt that he could cook this dish so that it could be swallowed.

Now, someone just threw him a carnivorous dinosaur...

This kind of creature is ancient and cruel, murderous, brainless, unreasonable, unable to listen to advice, even if you are not his food, he also likes to tear and play...

Thinking of this, Yunchu's face twitched slightly.

Di Renjie gritted his teeth and said, "Why don't I go with you? No matter how angry the Marquis of Yanmen is, he should know that we can't help ourselves. He is an old courtier, so he shouldn't make things difficult for us."

Yun Chu looked at Di Renjie. In his eyes, this person had automatically turned into a pure white lamb. He had already seen the scene of this pure white lamb standing by the water and reasoning with the crocodile...and the end...

In front of old thief Liang, in terms of force, he might be regarded as a praying mantis, while Di Renjie can only be regarded as a soft maggot at best.

Ding Da might be able to withstand a few blows, but in the end he was chopped into minced meat by Liang Jianfang.

Because, although this old thief was not ranked among the [-] most capable men in the Sui and Tang Dynasties, he was Liang Jianfang, one of the four generals, one of the four generals!

"No... Maybe we guessed wrong just now?"

A difficult smile appeared on Yunchu's face.

Di Renjie also breathed a sigh of relief, just now he suppressed his fear to express his love for his friend.

Now, let him express it again, he feels that he no longer has the guts.

(End of this chapter)