Don't pretend, I'm the God of Cooking and I'll showdown!

"Okay, I'll take you home after get off work tonight."

Although some didn't understand why Song Tiantian made such a request, after all, the girl had already spoken, and with Shun Lu, Wei Qian agreed.

He and Song Tiantian live not very far away, they are different stations of a subway line, and sometimes they can meet this big colleague on the subway.

Now that the night is not hot, you can go back by bike, just in time to enjoy the night view of the capital.

Seeing that Wei Gan agreed, Song Tiantian said "I'll wait for you after get off work" and went downstairs happily.

Looking at her powerful back, Wei Gan recalled the Japanese comics he watched recently, and couldn't help muttering a sentence with Japanese comic style:
"My colleague is obviously strong but too timid..."

With this size, this strength, if those little hooligans have an IQ over sixty, they won't choose to harass you with pebbles and stones. I really don't understand what they are afraid of.

Sure enough, no matter how powerful a girl is, she has to be supported by a man.

Our Wei Gan has no other skills, but he is still very manly. Otherwise, there are so many male colleagues, why did Song Tiantian choose herself?

What a visionary.

If Zhu Yong is chosen, maybe all the gangsters in the capital will be attracted to him.

So cowardly, being bullied by a woman every day and still enjoying it, it's really embarrassing for a man.

I want to have a day when I would rather drown in a Zhashisha sea than let a woman ride on my neck to do my best!

Wei Qian was like an old general on the stage, with flags all over his body.

When the flag was being erected, another new dish was brought out from the kitchen, it was fried pork cooked by a chef.

He picked up a piece with a tong and put it in a small plate, then tasted it with chopsticks, the meat was soft and tender, spicy and delicious, and he could serve it to customers.

This is the job responsibility of the head chef. He needs to taste all the dishes on the table, and he can only serve them to customers after confirming that the taste is correct.

In this way, the quality of the dishes can be guaranteed to the greatest extent and the occurrence of overturning can be prevented.

downstairs.

Song Tiantian said to Shu Yun shyly:
"He agreed! Mr. Chen is worthy of being an emotional expert. This method is really useful. When the salary is paid this month, I have to treat you and Mr. Chen to dinner..."

Because he was too excited, Song Zhuangshi spoke incoherently.

Shu Yun poured a glass of water and handed it to her:

"Drink your saliva, drink your saliva and talk about it. Since things are going so smoothly, then you can proceed as planned. First ask him to ride a bike for a few days to get familiar with the relationship."

"Well, I know Mr. Shu!"

Seeing Song Tiantian's excited expression, Shu Yun gave a wry smile for no reason.

For the past two days, I and Mr. Chen have been working hard to help Song Tiantian find a way, and we have repeatedly deduced every possibility. We are more active than ourselves in dating... Will every single dog become a master of emotion?
In order to verify this idea, she took out her mobile phone and sent a message to Dou Wenjing:
"Mr. Dou, how do you date a boy?"

Soon, Dou Wenjing sent a bunch of messages:
"Dating? Are you dating Shu Yun?"

"Dating is very simple. Let's go to a movie and have a meal first. It's best to eat hot pot or something, so you won't be left alone."

"Of course, Western food is also available. There are waiters talking loudly next to you, and the environment is elegant, so it won't look awkward even if it's cold."

"If you want to watch a movie, don't choose one that is too niche. You have to take care of the boy's emotions. You can watch superheroes and the like. By the way, ask about the relationship between superheroes, so as to arouse the desire of the other party to chat."

"But don't ask stupid questions like why Superman didn't help when Iron Man died, or why Captain America let the Joker destroy the city."

"..."

Shu Yun sent the same message to Zeng Xiaoqi, and the beauty Zeng who was eating snacks sent another bunch of messages, the content was similar to Dou Wenjing's, and they were all detailed ways to flirt.

Tsk tsk tsk, it seems that understanding emotions is the norm for single dogs.

Comfortable. Comfortable.

Finally, I don't have to worry about these things anymore.

Shu Yun dragged the two experts into a group called [Sweet Off Single Squad], and Aite said:
"I'm not in a relationship, but I heard that single people are experts in relationships, so I wanted to try it out. I didn't expect the reaction of you two to be exactly the same as the rumors."

Seeing this news, Dou Wenjing, who was sitting in the office, got up angrily and went home from get off work.

She had finished her work ten minutes ago and was about to go back, but seeing Shu Yun's news, she couldn't help but began to help out with ideas, who knew that it was just a test so far.

When she walked into the elevator, she angrily sent a message in the group:

"Curse your cup to be one size smaller!"

Zeng Xiaoqi also sent her own curse:

"Curse your complexion to be darker!"

After posting, the two noticed the group name, and immediately entered the state of emotional masters again.

"What's the situation? Tiantian is leaving the order?"

"I'll go! Why did you just notify us of such a big event?"

"Who is the object of leaving the single? Where is the progress now?"

"@朱云, hurry up and say it, I'm so anxious!"

"..."

Chen Yan, who was grabbing rock candy crocodile claws with Shen Jiayue in the restaurant of the villa, heard group messages ringing continuously on her mobile phone, so she put down her chopsticks, intending to see which group members were so blind.

Turn on the phone and click on WeChat.

I found that there are dozens of unread messages in [Tiantian's single team].

Ok?
Is this something new?

Mr. Chen couldn't care less about eating crocodile claws, so he quickly clicked on the group news and browsed, only to find that there were two new members, Dou Wenjing and Zeng Xiaoqi, in the group.

At this time, the two of them had figured out what Song Tiantian was planning to do to Wei Gan, and they were helping out with ideas.

Chen Yan narrowed her eyes.

what's the situation?
With just a full crocodile feast, will these two newcomers snatch the title of chief think tank of the off-single group that I have kept for a few days?
She thought about it, and sent a message in the group:
"A newcomer is here? The sonic boom is blowing up your measurements, hurry up! Otherwise, you will all be stripped!"

After posting, another emoji of whipping a small leather whip was sent.

Well, disrupt the rhythm of the two of them first, and then re-lead the matter of Tian Tiansheng attacking Wei Xiaopang.

The head can be broken, the blood can be shed, and the title of chief think tank cannot be lost!
Seeing Chen Yan send a message, Zeng Xiaoqi, who was sitting cross-legged on the sofa in the rental house eating dried grilled fish, immediately asked:

"Is crocodile meat delicious?"

When Lin Xu left the TV station, he said that he was going to make a whole fish feast, but not long after, the proprietress sent a message in the group about doing a whole crocodile feast, which made Miss Zeng a little confused.

When was the crocodile drawn into the range of fish?
"It's delicious. It's super delicious. There's still half of the crocodile left today. My brother-in-law plans to take it home and give it to the employees. If you want to eat it, just go to the store tomorrow."

Chen Yan didn't expect Zeng Xiaoqi to be so cooperative, and to directly insert the topic on the crocodile.

It is in line with her idea of ​​diverting the topic to maintain the chief title.

So I chatted along with the crocodile:

"Mr. Dou will also go to the store tomorrow. This crocodile meat is rich in collagen. Eating it is good for the skin. The crocodile meat is super tender and has a particularly good moisturizing effect."

Whether to replenish water or not, Chen Yan doesn't know.

But she knew that girls cared more about this, so she just started talking nonsense.

Fortunately, none of the smart people in the group understood this. When they heard that the crocodile meat was so good, they all said that they would go to the store for a meal tomorrow, and the original conversation automatically turned to skin care.

Hmph, I really am a smart girl... Chen Yan was complacent, and Shen Baobao asked curiously:
"Who are you chatting with, Yan Bao? You don't have a date, do you?"

It has to be a cousin, who can always poke someone's heart with a word... Chen Yan said:
"I have a fart partner, someone else is looking for a partner, and I'm helping with ideas."

Idea?
Shen Baobao became energetic when he heard it:

"Come to me for this kind of thing. I still have some experience in love."

Chen Yan gave her a white look:
"Hey, what experience do you have? Do you know the golden rules of date dressing? Do you know the four major precautions for dating the opposite sex for the first time? Do you know the five dos and don'ts in dating with the opposite sex? Do you know that let Are there six behaviors that the opposite sex never forgets?"

Shen Jiayue:? ? ? ? ? ?
What's all this mess?

I remember that when I was watching short videos, I would occasionally see such titles. Yan Bao, the sixth child, would not really use the video content as a means of getting out of the order?
She put her head on Lin Xu's shoulder and gave Mr. Chen a heavy blow:
"But I have a fiance!"

Chen Yan: "..."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I finally understand what it feels like to be poked into a lung tube.

Damn, I will never talk about such topics with my cousin again, and if I talk about it again, I will make my cousin's cup size smaller!

When Mr. Chen was secretly sad, Shen Guofu was just drunk.

Holding the wine glass, he said to his in-law Lin Hongqi:
"Don't leave after dinner, let's go downstairs to play two games. It's been a long time since I've had this feeling of meeting opponents. It's fun!"

Well, after dinner, my wife will definitely force me to dance, so I can avoid disaster by leaving my in-laws behind.

Our old Shen is indeed a witty boy!

As soon as he finished speaking, Han Shuzhen also said:

"Let's keep it, I just have a set of seaweed mud mask that I haven't used before, try it with Meijuan later, see if it's so mysterious..."

After the meal, the relatives who ate their bellies drank some tea for a while, and then left one after another.

Mrs. Han and Mr. Han have an outpatient clinic tomorrow, and they also took their son's car back.

As for Chen Yan, she slipped away early as soon as she put down her chopsticks. Tonight is Tiantian's first action. As the chief think tank, she has to pay close attention to this matter.

"Sister Yan doesn't know what she's doing, she's very mysterious."

When Shen Guofu took Lin Hongqi to play billiards on the first floor, Lin Xu and Shen Baobao came to the second floor, planning to take a bath at home, so that when they returned to Yingchun Street, they could lie on the bed and watch anime comfortably. up.

When entering the room, Shen Jiayue muttered, a little curious about Chen Yan's behavior.

Lin Xu was very calm:
"It seems that what she wants to match up is someone we know, or even someone in the store, otherwise she wouldn't hide it like this... Just wait, maybe we will find out who it is soon."

This kind of thing should start to happen soon, and then you only need to see which two people get together, or which two people have completely broken up, and you will know exactly who the sister-in-law is matching up with.

However, a few days passed.

The shop is still calm.

Except for hearing that Wei Qian and Song Tiantian rode a shared bicycle to get off work alone at night, everyone else was the same as before.

But it's normal for Wei Gan to ride a shared bicycle. This guy wanted to lose weight last month. The night is no longer stuffy, and it's a good time to exercise.

In the past few days, Lin Xu tasted crocodile meat for the employees and Zeng Xiaoqi, who came to have a meal, and took his parents to Xiehe for a full-body examination.

During the physical examination, Shen Guofu also ran over to join in the fun, and found out that he had moderate fatty liver, and was severely warned by Mrs. Han to drink less alcohol and eat less meat.

"Oh, I knew I wouldn't go for a physical examination. If I didn't check what happened, I would have to quit drinking and meat after the check. This is too uncomfortable."

Today is the day when Lin Hongqi and Chen Meijuan go back.

Shen Guofu and his wife came to see him off early in the morning, and had breakfast by the way.

Complaining about the decline in the quality of life, Lao Shen quickly put a mouthful of ear silk into his mouth. Seeing his wife staring at him fiercely, he hurriedly said:
"The last bite, the last bite, after this one bite, I will never eat it again!"

Han Shuzhen said helplessly:
"You ate up the whole plate. Fortunately, Xiaoxu didn't let Xiaoxu prepare pork head meat, otherwise the persistence these days will be in vain again."

She likes those pressed pig's heads with pig skin on both sides.

But for the sake of my husband's health, I can only bear the pain and not eat.

Shen Guofu took a sip of Chen Meijuan's millet pumpkin porridge with a bowl in his hand:

"Brother Lin, be careful on the road. If there is nothing to do during the National Day holiday this year, Shuzhen and I will take the high-speed train to the scenic spot to stay for a few days."

Go around the scenic spot and feel the fresh air.

By the way, I bought an extra-large copper lock to compare with my daughter's lock.

Recently, the lock hung by the daughter became popular on the Internet. Many people who went to the scenic spot took photos together curiously, and some even calculated the calories consumed by carrying the lock to the top of the mountain.

This kind of excitement, our old Shen can't help but join in.

Baby Shen took a piece of steamed cake and dipped it in the watermelon bean paste, and asked while eating:
"What? Are you going on honeymoon?"

Shen Guofu nodded:

"When I first got married to your mother, I was so poor. I have been focusing on making money all these years, and I have never had a good time to relax. It's time to make up for a honeymoon."

"Then I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years. By the way, do I need to bring a gift?"

Han Shuzhen kicked her daughter lightly under the table.

Smelly girl, no big or small all day long.

"Meijuan, please slow down on the road. When you encounter a service area, remember to go in and take a rest to calm down. Don't drive tired."

When they came, Lin Hongqi and Chen Meijuan pulled a large cart of various souvenirs.

Originally, they thought they could relax when they left, but Shen Guofu and Han Shuzhen said that they hadn't sat down and had dinner with their relatives in Yinzhou yet.

Taking advantage of the Mid-Autumn Festival, I bought a small cart of moon cakes and other gifts.

Not only did they stuff the domineering trunk tightly, but even placed a lot on the back seat. There was almost no place to put the luggage of Chen Meijuan and Lin Hongqi.

Lin Hongqi insisted on being polite.

But Shen Guofu felt that he should buy it. During the few days when his daughter was there, the relatives in Yinzhou almost spoiled this girl.

Now that the Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, it is necessary to buy some gifts for gratitude.

After breakfast, everyone went downstairs to see off Lin Hongqi and Chen Meijuan.

"Son, take good care of Yueyue in the capital, don't take care of any problems you can't solve, remember to ask your father-in-law for advice."

Downstairs, Chen Meijuan pulled Lin Xu aside and whispered instructions.

Lin Xu nodded and said:

"I got it, mom. You should also pay attention to your health in scenic spots. The temperature difference between day and night is huge now. Keep warm. Let my dad drink less alcohol. Don't think that if you don't have a fatty liver, everything will be fine."

"Don't worry kid, we know that."

Soon.

Chen Meijuan and Lin Hongqi got into the car.

Shen Guofu said:
"I won't leave you guys alone. Go early and get home early. Just turn to the North Fourth Ring Road and follow the navigation to go to Beijing, Hong Kong and Macau. Don't take the fork in the road. There are many fork roads near the West Fifth Ring Road. Don't make a wrong turn."

"Don't worry, it won't."

Lin Hongqi waved to everyone, then started the car and slowly left the community.

Watching the car go away, Shen Baobao leaned on Lin Xu and said with a sob:

"Let's go back and see Mom and Dad when we have time, okay?"

"it is good!"

Shen Guofu and Han Shuzhen were also a little sad, these two families got along very well these days, Han Shuzhen and Chen Meijuan were like sisters, while Shen Guofu and Lin Hongqi were becoming more and more like brothers.

After the car drove for a while, Shen Guofu sighed, seeing his wife and daughter still looked sad, and said:
"Okay, okay, let's go on National Day, there's no need to be sad."

Han Shuzhen nodded, then said:
"Eat so much ear silk in the morning, don't forget to take a walk on the walking machine when you get to the office, exercise your body, and drink tremella soup at night?"

"Still drinking?"

After entering autumn, the air in the capital became visibly dry.

In this season, eat more colloid-rich foods such as white fungus and fungus, which can not only moisturize the lungs, but also prevent dry skin.

Shen Guofu muttered and said:

"Is it okay to drink other things? I'm really tired of drinking white fungus soup and white fungus porridge every day."

"Eating white fungus in this season is good for your health."

Han Shuzhen coaxed earnestly.

However, Old Shen still had a bitter look on his face:
"No matter how good it is, I can't eat it every day, and it still tastes old. If I continue to eat it, I will become a white fungus."

This murmur brought Lin Xu back to his senses. He put away his mood and said to his father-in-law and mother-in-law:

"Tremella can not only be boiled in soup, but also served in cold salad. It can be made into a hot and sour dish. It can be served with wine... It's fine with wine. My dad can't drink alcohol now. It's very suitable for porridge."

Salad?

Hot and sour?

Shen Guofu was a little surprised, if Tremella could do this, our old Shen wouldn't be bothered to eat it every day.

It was only past seven in the morning, Lin Xu thought for a while and said:
"How about this, I'll go to the store to make some for you to try, if it's delicious, I'll go home in the afternoon and teach Aunt Liu how to make it, so that you can eat it every day if you want."

"That's great, Xiao Xu, let's go, let's go to the store now."

Shen Guofu took the lead and walked towards the store, followed by Han Shuzhen and Shen Jiayue, who was not in a good mood.

Lin Xu turned his face to look at the direction where his parents left, and sighed softly. He must work hard to earn money, settle down in the capital as soon as possible, and take his parents over.

I really don't want to experience this kind of parting scene again.

Back in the store, the employees on the morning shift are having breakfast.

Today, I ate corn porridge with corn balls in the store. Some sweet potatoes were cut into it, which smelled sweet and sweet.

The staple food is meat buns and pancakes, served with pickles and fried shredded potatoes. Everyone ate very happily.

Lin Xu glanced at everyone's dishes and said with a smile:

"Let me add a small cold dish for you."

After speaking, he came to the kitchen, took a few white fungus and put them into a basin, poured warm water, then put in two handfuls of dry starch, stirred them evenly and started to soak the white fungus.

During the drying process of white fungus, dust will inevitably enter.

In order to clean the white fungus more cleanly, you can put some dry starch into it when soaking the hair, and use the adsorption of the starch to absorb the dust in the white fungus.

When soaking white fungus, it is best to use cold water, so that the soaked flowers will be bigger and taste better.

But it takes too long to use cold water. In order to save time, Lin Xu chose warm water, which can save the time of soaking hair.

Taking advantage of the white fungus soaking time, Lin Xu brought a small bowl, put a few millet chili rings cut into the bowl, then added two or three spoons of dried chili noodles, a spoonful of white sesame seeds, and half a spoonful of minced garlic.

Fry in hot cooking oil until fragrant.

Then put two teaspoons of light soy sauce, four teaspoons of balsamic vinegar, one teaspoon of oyster sauce, salt, five-spice powder, sesame oil, and a little monosodium glutamate into the bowl.

After stirring evenly, a simple all-purpose salad dressing is ready.

This sauce can be used for cold dressing of fungus, yuba, vermicelli, vermicelli, tofu skin, kelp shreds, seaweed shreds and other ingredients suitable for cold dressing.

Ten minutes later, the white fungus had obviously grown several times in size.

Lin Xu washed the white fungus in starch water several times, then took it out, and washed it twice with clean water to clean the starch in the white fungus.

After controlling the water, tear the white fungus apart by hand and tear it into small pieces.

Throw away the white fungus root when tearing it. This part is dry and hard, and the taste is not good, so it is not suitable to be mixed with white fungus.

After tearing off all the white fungus, boil a pot of water and prepare to boil the white fungus until it is raw so that it can be served cold.

In order to make the cold white fungus look better, Lin Xu cut some shredded carrots and put them together with the torn white fungus. They will be scalded together later when they are boiled. The taste will be richer and the taste will be better. .

Soon, the water in the pot boiled.

Pour the white fungus into it and cook for a minute, then take it out and put it in cold water to cool.

Hot and then cooled, it can make the white fungus taste more crisp and tender, and taste more delicious.

After cooling, take out the white fungus and shredded carrot, squeeze out the water as much as possible and put it in a small basin, then put in a handful of cooked peanuts, and finally pour the prepared cold sauce into it.

Put on disposable gloves, grasp and mix the white fungus and the sauce evenly, and this low-fat appetizing cold white fungus is ready.

After it was served outside, Shen Guofu's eyes lit up with the hot and sour taste:
"Oh, this little hot and sour taste, smelling it makes me greedy. Wife, you should try it quickly. If it tastes good, there will be another low-fat side dish in our house."

When the couple was tasting with chopsticks, Wei Qianzheng asked Zhu Yong next to him with a confused look at the dining table not far away:

"Old Zhu, you said that Tiantian has been dragging me to ride a bicycle together these days, and pedaling very fast, at least throwing me out of an intersection... Do you think she is mocking me?"

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Seeing that the monthly pass is 4400, I don’t know if I can break through 5000 and break the record for the highest monthly pass since I entered the industry.This chapter is 6000 words, ask for a monthly pass, brothers!