Don't pretend, I'm the God of Cooking and I'll showdown!

Chapter 322 The strongest tidbit in history!Dundun: I will take your shit away in three seconds! 【Subscribe】

"Why do you think of good things, brother-in-law?"

Dachun looked at Xie Baomin contemptuously, if there were such a way to keep fit without being tired, there wouldn't be so many sub-healthy people.

He thought for a while and said:

"Your body is too weak and your foundation is poor. You can try jogging first, or you can skip rope. Yes, just skip rope. Slowly increase the amount. Jump for a month, and your body will change a lot."

jump rope?

Xie Baomin was a little surprised, isn't this something that children only play?

"do you have anything else?"

"Swimming, swimming three kilometers a day, not only strengthens your body, but also saves your waist and knees; jogging, you run home from get off work every day, and there will be nothing wrong with you. In addition, you can also do jumping jacks and burpees. , Aerobics...Anyway, as long as you want to exercise, there are many ways."

I want to exercise, but I don't want to be tired... Xie Baomin thought about it, and I will skip rope in the future.

Although you can't jump at home, you can do Diaoyutai.

The basement is quiet and spacious and makes for a great jump rope.

And exercising during working hours makes people feel the pleasure of paid fitness.

Come to think of it, it's a bargain.

Thinking of the fact that Master still has eight-pack abs at such an advanced age, it's time for our old Xie to let the ninety-nine-in-one abs show again.

He took a bite of the fried noodles, and found it burnt and delicious, much better than last time.

"Brother, did you do this?"

"Wei Qian and Zhu Yong made it. I cooked tripe soup today."

Wei Gan and Zhu Yong?
Xie Baomin has never eaten Zhu Yong's fried noodles, but he has eaten Wei Gan's.

Although the fried noodles last time were delicious, they were far from as delicious as they are now, and the texture was not as perfect.

This kind of improvement in just a few days, this talent is really not easy.

Fortunately, he was poached away by his junior brother. If he was poached by others, it would be considered a loss to Diaoyutai.

After eating the fried noodles, he drank another bowl of soup.

For a senior chef, Xie Baomin is not very interested in this kind of soup, because it looks a little sticky, coupled with the old-fashioned color, it gives people a very greasy feeling.

But since the younger brother made it, he had to taste the taste to see if the soup was as good as the younger brother and sister praised.

As soon as he picked up the tripe soup and put it to his mouth, a pleasant sour smell came straight into his nostrils.

Just take a small sip of the sour and appetizing soup, and you can taste the strong aroma in the soup. This strong aroma, combined with the sour aroma of vinegar and the spicy pepper, wash away the greasy feeling of fried noodles. clean and dry.

It's amazing, obviously this soup is quite greasy, but because of the hot and sour taste, it has the effect of understanding greasy.

The spiciness of pepper not only relieves greasiness, but also has the effect of sweating.

Drinking a mouthful of hot soup, the whole body is transparent.

Comfortable!

No wonder everyone praises that this soup is suitable for fried noodles, it really tastes different.

"Junior Brother's soup is really superb. I feel that there are very few people who can make hot and sour soup so refreshing without losing the aroma."

The most important thing about this soup is to control the sour taste.

If you put too much vinegar, it will have a strong sour taste, if you put too little vinegar, it will become greasy, if you put it too early, it will evaporate too quickly, and if you put it too late, the vinegar taste will be too strong... In short, the requirements for experience are very high.

Lin Xu smiled and said:

"It's simple, just add vinegar twice."

As soon as he said this, Xie Baomin immediately figured out the trick:
"Junior Brother's talent is really powerful. He actually thought of the way to put the vinegar in two times... According to the order of the front and back, there should be two kinds of vinegar. The first time only needs to reveal the sour aroma of the vinegar. It should be white vinegar or rice vinegar. The second time before pouring out of the pot, it should be vinegar that can be eaten directly like balsamic vinegar, right?"

At this moment, Lin Xu felt as if he was being overwhelmed by a technical master.

I relied on the skills and experience given by the system to support me. I didn't expect to be easily broken by my senior brother. This is simply indescribable.

No wonder he was accepted as an apprentice by the master.

This talent is truly astonishing.

"Brother, you are so awesome, you cracked the method after one taste."

"Bad, it's just that I've seen too much, I don't have any good experience... Last time I ate this fried noodles, it was a bit greasy, but it is perfect with this soup. These two should be eaten together."

The ingredients in the tripe soup are all silky except for the fungus, which is smooth and crisp in the mouth, and under the action of pepper, it makes people feel refreshed.

While eating delicious fried noodles, Xie Baomin asked his two sons:

"How about this meal? Is there any delicious one made by your school chef?"

The eldest son Xie Yufei said seriously:

"Uncle Lin's chow mein must be better than the school chef's. We've been wanting to try it for a long time due to the overwhelming publicity on the Internet."

The youngest son, Xie Yuhang, went on to say:

"But Dad, you are not as good as the school chef. The dishes you cook are old and tasteless."

Xie Baomin: "..."

Your uncle's stink problem of "wild pigs can't eat fine chaff" can be regarded as an inheritance from the two of you.

Beside, Shu Yun was eating delicious fried noodles, looked at Zeng Xiaoqi, Dou Wenjing and Shen Baobao and asked:

"The three of you have been shopping in the mall all morning, so you won't go back in the afternoon?"

"No, I will continue to shoot videos in the afternoon. Today I plan to shoot Dundun playing billiards. This is also a project he has liked in the past. Pick out the flower balls from all the balls and pile them aside, and then play with small balls."

Dou Wenjing blinked:

"Can Dundun even distinguish the suits of billiard balls? I'm confused a lot of the time."

Zeng Xiaoqi smiled:

"It looks like a good student who doesn't go to the billiard hall. The billiard balls with large numbers are white mixed with other colors, called curly balls, also called big balls, and the ones with small numbers are all the same color, called small balls or colored balls... But As a cat, Dundun can also tell the difference?"

Director Shen smiled and said:

"My son is so powerful, he must be fine, you think he is a godmother?"

Shu Yun nodded:
"That's right, our family is so powerful, isn't it normal to be able to play billiards... I'll go in the afternoon too, I haven't seen my godson play billiards yet."

Dundun liked to play billiards like this in the past, but Baby Shen didn't care at the time, thinking that Lin Xu helped him divide it, but after watching the little guy's performance without real objects, he felt that he should have played with those billiards himself.

As soon as lunch was over, several people hurriedly left with Dundun in their arms, intending to film Dundun playing billiards.

But Lin Xu went downstairs to look at the roast chicken, and after confirming that it was ok, let Xu Xinhua start going out, and greeted the neighbors queuing outside by the way, telling them to be calm, and the roast chicken will be on sale immediately.

Xie Baomin ate a large portion of fried noodles and a bowl of hot and sour soup. He was just about to wander around the shop and discuss some cooking techniques with Lin Xu when he was taken away by Dachun to exercise.

"Brother-in-law, your body is weak enough, you should exercise quickly, as long as you follow my example, you are guaranteed to have eight-pack abs soon."

Hearing about the eight-pack abs, Chef Xie, who didn't want to leave at first, immediately beckoned, and the whole family left in the car together, wanting to see the difference in the exercise method Dachun said.

Seeing his senior brother's confident expression, Lin Xu really wanted to remind him.

The fitness movements and events that can be easily done by a physical master trained in a sports school like Dachun do not mean that novices can also do it.

Sit back and wait for Chef Xie to overturn his fitness.

After sending the brother and his family away, Lin Xu called his mobile phone and updated a post under the topic of Lin Kee Food:
"In the evening, there will be a new soup with fried noodles. Friends who like fried noodles should not miss it."

Then he took a look at the popularity rankings. The popularity of Linji Cuisine has dropped slightly today, but it is still the second most searched list in the Yanjing area, while the national list ranks in the top [-].

In addition to the two or three popular searches for complaining about scenic spots, the rest are videos of various celebrities checking in to tourist attractions.

The National Day is so hot, it is normal for celebrities to rub the heat.

Especially those topics that can resonate with ordinary people, such as crowded scenic spots, traffic jams on the road, etc., can arouse ordinary people's desire to complain.

Everyone complained about the stars together, and the heat just came up.

Looking at the national list, the words "Linji Cuisine" are mixed with a group of celebrities making complaints and even moaning about their illnesses, which is particularly eye-catching.

Switching from the national list to the regional list, #京城旅行攻略#, which ranks first, is still gaining momentum.

In addition to the large number of people visiting the capital, the most important thing is that a bunch of homestay hotels and scenic spots in this hot search are showing their presence. Driven by the advertising effect, the popularity of the topic has increased a lot in a short time.

"I have to find a way to get to the first place!"

After Lin Xu finished watching, he planned to put the tidbits, which were originally scheduled to be updated in the evening, in the afternoon.

Taking advantage of the fact that the hot topic competition in the Yanjing area is not so fierce, rush forward to complete the main task first, so as not to save the stars in the capital from jumping out to catch the heat and miss the opportunity to rush to the first place.

After confirming the matter, Lin Xu put away his phone and continued cooking.

And the news about the soup was full of replies from netizens:
Blind taxi driver: Served with fried noodles, it feels like hot and sour soup, what do you think?

Liangshan is so dry: There is hot and sour soup in the store. I ate fried noodles yesterday with hot and sour soup. It tastes very good.

Bobo is not happy: I went to the scenic spot for a tour, but Boss Lin didn’t come back. I was so angry that I ordered two roasted whole lambs. Friends who come to the scenic spot tomorrow will eat for free if they catch up.

Two hundred pounds of cutie: ah ah ah ah ah is it true or not?I'm in the scenic spot, Unhappy brother is so grand!
Tianyi 3G is fast: brother, you are so handsome, I will not be able to arrive at the scenic spot until noon tomorrow, can you leave me a piece of mutton?

Lost Roasted Whole Lamb: Go to the store to try the new soup at night, and go to a relative's house for dinner tomorrow at noon, and plan to bring roast chicken. Do you think you should buy it today or tomorrow?
Invisible chicken wings: This is related to whether you eat it hot or cold. If you and your relatives like to eat it cold, buy it tonight, and if you like it hot, you can buy it at noon tomorrow.Let me tell you a little secret, the roast chicken in the store is on sale at [-]:[-] in the morning. The freshly cooked chicken is so delicious that a picky eater like me can eat a whole chicken.

Blind Taxi Driver: Excuse my blindness, did you miss a word?Don't be picky eaters, right?

Invisible Chicken Wings: ? ? ? ? ?Blind man, just wait for me, I will get your car next time, definitely a big bad review!
……

West Fourth Ring Road, Shen's Villa.

Everyone came to the first floor, only to find that this is a well-equipped gym.

"Wow, it's so beautiful, the love room in my dream. I like this kind of house with a gym the most. I can exercise every day, so that I have a proud vest line and peach buttocks..."

Zeng Xiaoqi liked it very much when she saw it.

I also tried the barbell used by Baby Shen to do squats.

Shu Yun said with a smile:

"Just because you have small breasts, you still don't practice chest exercises."

Zeng Xiaoqi originally wanted to refute, but it turned out to be the case.

Dou Wenjing's 32D is equivalent to 34C, and Shu Yun's 36C is equivalent to 34D. After doing this calculation, 34B, which I thought was okay, suddenly became the bottom of the list.

Alas, the school belle of Media University back then has become the bottom of the chain of contempt. I'm sorry for my alma mater. I've shamed you.

Geng Lele, who came along with him, tossed the billiard ball in his hand:

"You guys are so boring. You're quite grown-ups. You're no different from the kids in the middle class of kindergarten... Don't look at them, your IQ will drop if you watch them too much."

Dundun was still interested in watching the aunts fighting.

Hearing this, he immediately turned his chubby head to the side.

Zeng Xiaoqi: "..."

Dou Wenjing: "..."

Shu Yun: "..."

Is this kid too smart?
Not long after, Director Shen came over and said to everyone:

"Start shooting, I think it feels better to turn off all the surrounding lights, leaving only a few incandescent lamps hanging from the pool table."

The incandescent lamps had shades that just shrouded the light source all over the pool table.

Once the surrounding lights are turned off, the entire pool table looks like it is in darkness, giving people a sense of mystery.

After the test, Zeng Xiaoqi repeatedly said:

"The proprietress is a good director, and the video has suddenly become taller."

After everything was ready, Shen Baobao set up the billiard balls, and then hugged Dundun on the pool table:
"Son, within three seconds, take away the shit of these aunts!"

Dundun came to the billiards table, pulled the white ball and pushed it forward, just hitting the pile of balls arranged, not the side of the pile of triangular balls, all the balls were scattered all at once, three The ball fell into the hole.

Zeng Xiaoqi, who claims to be able to play billiards, couldn't help but say something inelegant:

"Fuck!"

Shu Yun and Dou Wenjing couldn't help but exclaim.

I didn't expect Dundun to play like this at all.

On the other hand, Geng Lele, who was a bit bored at the side, now his eyes lit up, and his eyes were full of surprise.

Such a smart cat, you can chat with it when you are bored in the future.

As expected of our Lord Holy Master, he is amazing!
Next, Dundun happily played billiards.

For a while, he rolled on the table and kicked all the balls around him, and for a while, he pushed the black ball through the messy billiards like an obstacle course.

When I got excited, I even stood up straight and imitated human walking again.

But the pool table is not smooth enough, and it gets tired after walking a few steps, and continues to play aimlessly.

Several people around were all dumbfounded.

Omg, is this a cat?

"Dundun has always been very smart, but it's not too exaggerated. The trained animals in the circus are better than Dundun."

The reason why Baby Shen wants to shoot billiards is not only to shoot more Dundun-related videos while the heat is hot, but also to let everyone in his family see the magic of Dundun.

Save after the video was uploaded, before the netizens went crazy, these few went crazy first.

When she explained it like this, everyone felt that it was true.

After training, many animals can do arithmetic and ride a bicycle. It doesn't seem so amazing to simply learn to walk and play billiards.

But it's quite amazing that a kitten can be so smart.

"I feel like I can't lie to Dundun anymore."

"It's wrong to lie to children, Dundun, I'm your aunt Zeng, can I shake your hand?"

She stretched out her white right hand to Dundun, Dundun squatted and hesitated for a while, and finally stretched out her right paw, and gently touched it.

"Wow haha, I really shook hands with me, the pads of the prickly paws are soft, so comfortable to touch, and the hair is also slippery..."

While Zeng Xiaoqi was talking, Dundun drew back her paw.

Shaking hands as soon as they shake hands, actually wanting to take advantage of meow?

Women, please respect yourself!
On the other side, Lin Xu took the key and went back to the community behind after finishing the afternoon rush hour while everyone was tidying up the kitchen.

Turn on the computer, then dig out the video I made last night, cut it in the middle, divide it into upper and lower episodes, and then add the opening and closing credits.

After generating the video, upload the last episode to the short video platform.

In order to attract people, I also specially matched a more attractive title:

"The tidbits you want are here! Dundun: Within three seconds, I will take your shit!"

After uploading, wait patiently for review.

Not long after, this video appeared in Lin Xu's personal feed.

In order to increase the popularity of the topic, he also deliberately forwarded the video to the topic, and chose to stick it to the top.

In addition, in the comment area of ​​the video, a message was also pinned to the top:
"This video is divided into two episodes. After [-] likes, the next episode will be updated. It will be more exciting and shocking. This message was edited by Dundun. Sorry for any typos."

Well, it is even more mysterious to send out this news in a dignified tone.

As soon as the video was released, netizens from all walks of life who were waiting to update the video flocked to it.

"The title is so bluffing, let me know what the content of the Kangkang video is."

"I hope Boss Lin is not a headline party."

"As long as there is a dun dun, it doesn't matter what the headline party is or not."

"Yes, yes, food lovers like us like Dundun."

"Upstairs, are you using our Dundun as food?"

"I'm going!!!!!! Go in and watch the video, my god, my three views have been shocked, how can there be such a smart cat in the world, it was a professor at the film school in its previous life, right?"

"One went crazy in less than a minute, take it away, the next one!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh', is it not easy?"

"What's the situation? Another crazy one?"

"..."

On the afternoon of the second day of the National Day holiday, countless netizens who clicked on the video were shocked by the pier in the picture.

It performed whatever the few people in the meeting talked about, and it didn't look like a cat at all.

Boss Lin's cat is also too powerful, right?
In the barrage, countless shit floated by, densely packed, even completely blocking the video screen.

Under the topic of Lin Kee Food, more and more people came in, telling their feelings after watching the video.

The topic keeps rising.

Finally, at [-]:[-] in the afternoon, it successfully ranked first in the topic list in Yanjing area.

Lin Xu, who was working in the kitchen, suddenly heard a system prompt in his mind:
"Congratulations to the host for completing the main mission [Great Fame], and get a lucky draw for perfect-level lost dishes, a lucky draw for perfect-level griddle dishes, a lucky draw for perfect-level raw pickled dishes, three perfect-level cooking learning cards, a [-]-minute special One prop experience card!"

"Linji's gourmet topic hits the top [-] in the national list, and won a lucky draw for perfect cooking skills. Congratulations to the host."

Ok?
Why is there a reward attached?

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