I'm not really a dude.
Chapter 417 Ink Pond's Regret
"You...you!"
Mo Chi let go of his tightly grasped hands, and said tremblingly, "It turns out that none of you fishes are sincere to me!"
The thoughts of a quarter of an hour ago are now gone.
Unexpectedly, I have lived in Chishui Lake for thousands of years, and I thought I was a passionate prodigal son.
But it has become the most disgusting object of women after dinner. Even though they have so many children and grandchildren, they are not born for themselves willingly.
Even this one who is about to give birth now...
Mochi was a little unwilling to give up. It looked at Old 37 and asked, "Aren't you willing to have a child for me?"
Although Old 37 is a grouper, his body is already extremely weak.
But now it also mustered up its courage and said: "Mochi, if I know that something like you is so unreliable, I would rather the children rot in my stomach forever!"
Mochi was a little desperate, and smiled bitterly: "So, none of you want me, do you?"
I want to know if what you said was true? "
Mochi felt extremely depressed at this moment, he didn't take off his headgear.
After the school of fish, a sea snake peeped there, snickering.
While talking, Mo Chi cried again, cried a few times, and continued: "Sister Turtle, I'm really a jerk, I only care about my own happiness and let you adapt to my world.
I... I'm such an asshole..."
Black Tiger Shark smiled wryly: "Actually, I already knew that I am not your real wife..."
The little puffer fish quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we didn't do it on purpose, but those piranhas are hateful. Fortunately, my husband wiped them out..."
The old tortoise was a little emotional, and said without hesitation: "The words back then were sincere."
Quietly, I think you are so chubby that you can't swim anymore.
Back then, our little puffer fish had a very low status in this Chishui Lake.
Sister Heihusha thought she had found true love, so she forcibly made rules for Shark.
But you said that the rules of the bluestone fish family are only valid for bluestone fish, and there are no restrictions on you.
Mochi then asked: "Old 49, you didn't stay with me for love, did you agree to it because of your lust?"
Qingshiyu nodded: "At that time, I was not familiar with Mochi, so I only watched it from a distance, and looked at it as a great hero.
Elder Sister Electric Eel is not afraid of people in this lake, but you are self-righteous, thinking that you are the king and will conquer everything.
The most painful thing is that it doesn't take long to have difficulty breathing. For more than 1000 years, you have to surface every once in a while to breathe fresh air. It's really difficult for you...
After you got me, you didn't cherish me, I hate you to death!
In our bluestone fish family, we can only love one person in a lifetime, and I told you that too.
The wives originally wanted to say harsh words, but when Mochi cried like this, some female fish hesitated.
As soon as these words came out, all the sisters sweated for it.
When you lied to me back then, you were also pretending to be pitiful. The pitiful appearance of a giant beast made me sympathize with you.
Do you remember when you first came here?At that time, the gods and demons fought against each other, and the lives of all people were ruined.
When I put on this headgear and fed you small fish, you praised me for being considerate.
But the bluestone fish hadn't finished: "Mochi, to be honest, I hope I will never see you again. You can go, and don't come to Chishui Lake again.
I remember that before my husband came, there was war in Chishui Lake, piranhas were everywhere, and big sharks oppressed us in various ways.
Sharks no longer behave recklessly, and the black tiger shark sister is also the most docile of all sharks.
"Pfft..."
Do you still remember the time when the husband fought against the piranhas? "
But you know what?How heroic your image was back then, how wretched your image is in everyone's mind now.
At this time, the black tiger shark swam over and warned: "Husband, just accept the reality honestly, without you in this lake, Chishui Lake will be better, and will return to its former glory.
A few small electric eels next to the bluestone fish couldn't help laughing, causing the electric eels to pull them back quickly.
"so……"
If it weren't for your arrival, Chishui Lake might still be desolate now.
After my husband came, the situation of Chishui Lake completely changed.
This made all the fish present sweat.
The little puffer fish also understood what everyone meant, and quickly said: "Oh, husband, I really want to lie to you that I can't bear it.
"That's what I remember!"
Of course we can't resist you openly, but secretly, who can you control? "
The bluestone fish group calls me bluestone pig behind my back... woo woo woo... I hate you hate you! "
When Da Lobster saw Mochi like this, he didn't want to hurt it at first, but now his heart is getting stronger and stronger.
But sharks are different. They are all extremely ferocious, and they can run rampant in any water area.
The name you yelled in the dream, you yelled it a total of three hundred times.
"Yes yes yes!"
I have lived for tens of thousands of years, and I have become full of poison in order not to be oppressed by them.
So... so I became the one in the group that the fish looked down on the most.
"No wonder there are so many blind puffer fish!"
But in my heart, husband, you have always been an upright man. You have been obsessed with love for so many years, and you are no longer the hero in everyone's hearts.
At this time, a few small electric eels emerged from behind a thick electric eel, but none of them dared to approach their mother.
In fact, when Mochi said this sentence, he had already guessed the result.
Those arrogant piranhas swaggered all their lives in Chishui Lake, but they were wiped out overnight.
You were surprised and said, 'It turns out that black whales and black tiger sharks can also give birth to offspring! ' And what you don't know is that after you finished speaking, you went to bed that night and dreamed of your ex-wife.
The electric eel didn't panic anymore, it simply said: "You can't blame me, you are not the only one who likes me. And you went to find someone else after making out with me, I just did what you also like to do! "
But at this time, the black tiger shark stood up again: "You are a big man, have you been crying like this all the time? Can you make up your mind now, let's go, no one wants to keep you here!"
Mochi tried his best not to cry out, since he was wearing a hood now so no one else could tell.
But back then, I only thought of you as a big brother who loved to cry, but you didn't treat me as a younger sister...
But Mochi said: "Thank you for your words against your will now, it's okay, I'll be fine if I cry a little longer!"
Through the tortoise shell headgear, he said: "Sorry, I didn't expect wearing a turtle shell to be so uncomfortable. Inside, although you can still breathe, there are two transparent shells for you to see the outside world.
Man-eating crocodiles are not much of a threat, we can hide in deep water.
But as soon as you came, you conquered Sister Black Tiger Shark. She is the leader of this Chishui Lake, so you conquered her naturally, and everything here is easy to talk about.
Your love affair with Sister Black Tiger Shark has been recognized by all the clansmen and established prestige.
And those piranhas aroused their demon nature even more, killing us fish in various ways.
They cannot adapt to deep water areas, so they cannot reach them.
A tiger-headed shrimp said: "Hey, our shrimps are often eaten by your puffer fish. Those blind puffer fish will eat whatever they catch, and they don't ask us if we are adults. Woooooo..."
Moreover, if you wear it for a long time, your head will hurt and your neck will hurt.
Mochi was very unwilling, he made the last stubbornness: "Well, if any of the wives are unwilling to separate from me, I will stay!"
The big lobster laughed and said: "See, while you are showing mercy, other people also have the right to save seeds!
You call yourself a god, and make all the beasts of the lake bow to you.
And the old tortoise also looked in the mirror, seeing that his neck and head were no longer the same color, obviously crying because of his ugly appearance.
I didn't expect you to suffer so much for me. Putting on such a tortoise headgear, not to mention weighing hundreds of catties.
If you really don't believe it, well, you should prick up your ears and listen to everyone's aspirations.
These children are indeed my husband's, I swear..."
The little puffer said earnestly: "Husband, I want to tell you that I have actually come to repay your kindness all these years.
Moreover, as long as I am in danger, I will grow into a ball, which is convenient for escape, and they can't go down their mouths.
And after you knew it, you pretended to be pitiful and let me quit the bluestone fish group and join the whale team.
At that time, the sky was blue and the water was green.All fish monsters can grow up happily. "
Even keeping your head down is difficult.
"Not at all."
Mo Chi looked back at his first wife, feeling guilty in his heart.
Don't even think about it, if you don't have a particularly large body and don't respond much to the electric current, can you get close to Sister Electric Eel?
Of course, Elder Sister Electric Eel also has a cold personality. You must know that besides other electric eels behind her, there are countless snakes, fish, and lands who all like it!
You think she is just one of your wives, she just thinks you are one of the tools that can run rampant in this lake!
However, don't interrupt anyone who is speaking, so that you can really understand everyone's heart. "
A little puffer fish said: "Sister Qingshiyu, I don't agree with your statement.
Although the old tortoise was choked by the salt water, it miraculously got used to it after struggling for a while!
At this moment, the old tortoise also got angry, beat the shell and said: "Mochi, you old thing, how does it feel to have your head covered by a turtle shell!"
The little pufferfish then said: "Although I don't have that kind of relationship with my husband, we have been together for so many years and have given birth to many children.
He sincerely apologized: "I'm sorry, boss. At that time, I knew that I was going to live in this lake all the time, so I was very depressed. And, and actually, you are not my real wife...
And how can my bluestone fish grow up to be so big!
So you didn't let me swim every day, and made me eat so much that I almost couldn't give birth to a child in the end.
The puffer fish looked at Mochi, and Mochi looked at the puffer fish through the turtle shell.
At this time, the old tortoise bravely took off its head shell for clear water, and put it on Mochi's head.
Although I pretended nothing had happened the next day, I still cared very much in my heart. You didn't tell me the truth.
It opened the mouth first and said: "Mochi, let me tell you this. In fact, you thought I was the only one who betrayed you, but what you know is actually more cruel than what you know.
You said that you only wanted to spend hundreds of years in this lake, but you didn't expect that I would become pregnant not long after we were together.
As long as you leave, Chishui Lake will return to the way it was more than 3000 years ago.
When you wiped out the piranhas, we all thought good times were coming, and there were sharks and piranhas left.
For example, Sister Electric Eel, do you think that the uncharged electric eels it gave birth to were not charged because they gave birth to your offspring? "
woohoo woo..."
In that distant ocean, I also have a wife who is the same size as me. It has been more than 3000 years, and I don’t know what is going on with her now...
Mochi shed tears of remorse, and after taking off the tortoise shell headgear, he began to cry softly.
Back then, when you pursued Sister Black Tiger Shark, you caused a sensation and frightened the entire shark clan.
Moreover, those mermaids are very hateful. Although they will not eat us in one go, they will dig out our eyes for nourishment.
The bluestone fish at the side couldn't help it anymore, she also said: "Fu... Mo... Mo Chi, let me tell you, don't look so cute and pitiful.
Back then, my husband was the hero in the hearts of all the fish! "
But he doesn't want to give up, if everyone is heartless, let himself really give up.
"You can't say that, can you?"
At that time, our eyes did not have toxins, so..."
But after I took it on, I realized that looking at the outside world through this shell is blurry.
Sister Turtle hurried over to comfort her and said, "Sister Turtle, don't cry. As long as you go back to your own world, you will soon return to your original color."
After a while, the belly of the grouper in labor has become more and more bulging, and it is about to give birth.
"Is there any point in saying this now?"
Unexpectedly, husband, you have only been in love with it for decades, and then you start to find a new love!
Do you know how uncomfortable the Black Tiger Shark sister was at that time! ! !
If it wasn't for the children, she wouldn't have lived with you all the time! "
The black tiger shark looked at the turtle shell on the head of the ink pool, and said: "When we were still very affectionate, you often mentioned that you wanted to go back to the sea. But with your cultivation level back then, you were still a little behind. Possibly out of the water to go that far.
Mochi suddenly excitedly said: "Then old 49, are you reluctant to leave me?"
It was because of that that I didn't pursue too much when you changed your mind later.But the pain in my heart, you will never understand!
For you, I betrayed the original rules of the family. If I break up with you, I will definitely lose my head in the family in the end.
I am fine, but the children in our womb, they are innocent.
For the sake of my child, I will bear it again and again. After the child is born, you will reveal your true nature when the child can hunt prey by itself.
After your nature was exposed, I cried day and night, and you went to find a new love.
I wanted to kill you then, you know? "
Mo Chi let go of his tightly grasped hands, and said tremblingly, "It turns out that none of you fishes are sincere to me!"
The thoughts of a quarter of an hour ago are now gone.
Unexpectedly, I have lived in Chishui Lake for thousands of years, and I thought I was a passionate prodigal son.
But it has become the most disgusting object of women after dinner. Even though they have so many children and grandchildren, they are not born for themselves willingly.
Even this one who is about to give birth now...
Mochi was a little unwilling to give up. It looked at Old 37 and asked, "Aren't you willing to have a child for me?"
Although Old 37 is a grouper, his body is already extremely weak.
But now it also mustered up its courage and said: "Mochi, if I know that something like you is so unreliable, I would rather the children rot in my stomach forever!"
Mochi was a little desperate, and smiled bitterly: "So, none of you want me, do you?"
I want to know if what you said was true? "
Mochi felt extremely depressed at this moment, he didn't take off his headgear.
After the school of fish, a sea snake peeped there, snickering.
While talking, Mo Chi cried again, cried a few times, and continued: "Sister Turtle, I'm really a jerk, I only care about my own happiness and let you adapt to my world.
I... I'm such an asshole..."
Black Tiger Shark smiled wryly: "Actually, I already knew that I am not your real wife..."
The little puffer fish quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we didn't do it on purpose, but those piranhas are hateful. Fortunately, my husband wiped them out..."
The old tortoise was a little emotional, and said without hesitation: "The words back then were sincere."
Quietly, I think you are so chubby that you can't swim anymore.
Back then, our little puffer fish had a very low status in this Chishui Lake.
Sister Heihusha thought she had found true love, so she forcibly made rules for Shark.
But you said that the rules of the bluestone fish family are only valid for bluestone fish, and there are no restrictions on you.
Mochi then asked: "Old 49, you didn't stay with me for love, did you agree to it because of your lust?"
Qingshiyu nodded: "At that time, I was not familiar with Mochi, so I only watched it from a distance, and looked at it as a great hero.
Elder Sister Electric Eel is not afraid of people in this lake, but you are self-righteous, thinking that you are the king and will conquer everything.
The most painful thing is that it doesn't take long to have difficulty breathing. For more than 1000 years, you have to surface every once in a while to breathe fresh air. It's really difficult for you...
After you got me, you didn't cherish me, I hate you to death!
In our bluestone fish family, we can only love one person in a lifetime, and I told you that too.
The wives originally wanted to say harsh words, but when Mochi cried like this, some female fish hesitated.
As soon as these words came out, all the sisters sweated for it.
When you lied to me back then, you were also pretending to be pitiful. The pitiful appearance of a giant beast made me sympathize with you.
Do you remember when you first came here?At that time, the gods and demons fought against each other, and the lives of all people were ruined.
When I put on this headgear and fed you small fish, you praised me for being considerate.
But the bluestone fish hadn't finished: "Mochi, to be honest, I hope I will never see you again. You can go, and don't come to Chishui Lake again.
I remember that before my husband came, there was war in Chishui Lake, piranhas were everywhere, and big sharks oppressed us in various ways.
Sharks no longer behave recklessly, and the black tiger shark sister is also the most docile of all sharks.
"Pfft..."
Do you still remember the time when the husband fought against the piranhas? "
But you know what?How heroic your image was back then, how wretched your image is in everyone's mind now.
At this time, the black tiger shark swam over and warned: "Husband, just accept the reality honestly, without you in this lake, Chishui Lake will be better, and will return to its former glory.
A few small electric eels next to the bluestone fish couldn't help laughing, causing the electric eels to pull them back quickly.
"so……"
If it weren't for your arrival, Chishui Lake might still be desolate now.
After my husband came, the situation of Chishui Lake completely changed.
This made all the fish present sweat.
The little puffer fish also understood what everyone meant, and quickly said: "Oh, husband, I really want to lie to you that I can't bear it.
"That's what I remember!"
Of course we can't resist you openly, but secretly, who can you control? "
The bluestone fish group calls me bluestone pig behind my back... woo woo woo... I hate you hate you! "
When Da Lobster saw Mochi like this, he didn't want to hurt it at first, but now his heart is getting stronger and stronger.
But sharks are different. They are all extremely ferocious, and they can run rampant in any water area.
The name you yelled in the dream, you yelled it a total of three hundred times.
"Yes yes yes!"
I have lived for tens of thousands of years, and I have become full of poison in order not to be oppressed by them.
So... so I became the one in the group that the fish looked down on the most.
"No wonder there are so many blind puffer fish!"
But in my heart, husband, you have always been an upright man. You have been obsessed with love for so many years, and you are no longer the hero in everyone's hearts.
At this time, a few small electric eels emerged from behind a thick electric eel, but none of them dared to approach their mother.
In fact, when Mochi said this sentence, he had already guessed the result.
Those arrogant piranhas swaggered all their lives in Chishui Lake, but they were wiped out overnight.
You were surprised and said, 'It turns out that black whales and black tiger sharks can also give birth to offspring! ' And what you don't know is that after you finished speaking, you went to bed that night and dreamed of your ex-wife.
The electric eel didn't panic anymore, it simply said: "You can't blame me, you are not the only one who likes me. And you went to find someone else after making out with me, I just did what you also like to do! "
But at this time, the black tiger shark stood up again: "You are a big man, have you been crying like this all the time? Can you make up your mind now, let's go, no one wants to keep you here!"
Mochi tried his best not to cry out, since he was wearing a hood now so no one else could tell.
But back then, I only thought of you as a big brother who loved to cry, but you didn't treat me as a younger sister...
But Mochi said: "Thank you for your words against your will now, it's okay, I'll be fine if I cry a little longer!"
Through the tortoise shell headgear, he said: "Sorry, I didn't expect wearing a turtle shell to be so uncomfortable. Inside, although you can still breathe, there are two transparent shells for you to see the outside world.
Man-eating crocodiles are not much of a threat, we can hide in deep water.
But as soon as you came, you conquered Sister Black Tiger Shark. She is the leader of this Chishui Lake, so you conquered her naturally, and everything here is easy to talk about.
Your love affair with Sister Black Tiger Shark has been recognized by all the clansmen and established prestige.
And those piranhas aroused their demon nature even more, killing us fish in various ways.
They cannot adapt to deep water areas, so they cannot reach them.
A tiger-headed shrimp said: "Hey, our shrimps are often eaten by your puffer fish. Those blind puffer fish will eat whatever they catch, and they don't ask us if we are adults. Woooooo..."
Moreover, if you wear it for a long time, your head will hurt and your neck will hurt.
Mochi was very unwilling, he made the last stubbornness: "Well, if any of the wives are unwilling to separate from me, I will stay!"
The big lobster laughed and said: "See, while you are showing mercy, other people also have the right to save seeds!
You call yourself a god, and make all the beasts of the lake bow to you.
And the old tortoise also looked in the mirror, seeing that his neck and head were no longer the same color, obviously crying because of his ugly appearance.
I didn't expect you to suffer so much for me. Putting on such a tortoise headgear, not to mention weighing hundreds of catties.
If you really don't believe it, well, you should prick up your ears and listen to everyone's aspirations.
These children are indeed my husband's, I swear..."
The little puffer said earnestly: "Husband, I want to tell you that I have actually come to repay your kindness all these years.
Moreover, as long as I am in danger, I will grow into a ball, which is convenient for escape, and they can't go down their mouths.
And after you knew it, you pretended to be pitiful and let me quit the bluestone fish group and join the whale team.
At that time, the sky was blue and the water was green.All fish monsters can grow up happily. "
Even keeping your head down is difficult.
"Not at all."
Mo Chi looked back at his first wife, feeling guilty in his heart.
Don't even think about it, if you don't have a particularly large body and don't respond much to the electric current, can you get close to Sister Electric Eel?
Of course, Elder Sister Electric Eel also has a cold personality. You must know that besides other electric eels behind her, there are countless snakes, fish, and lands who all like it!
You think she is just one of your wives, she just thinks you are one of the tools that can run rampant in this lake!
However, don't interrupt anyone who is speaking, so that you can really understand everyone's heart. "
A little puffer fish said: "Sister Qingshiyu, I don't agree with your statement.
Although the old tortoise was choked by the salt water, it miraculously got used to it after struggling for a while!
At this moment, the old tortoise also got angry, beat the shell and said: "Mochi, you old thing, how does it feel to have your head covered by a turtle shell!"
The little pufferfish then said: "Although I don't have that kind of relationship with my husband, we have been together for so many years and have given birth to many children.
He sincerely apologized: "I'm sorry, boss. At that time, I knew that I was going to live in this lake all the time, so I was very depressed. And, and actually, you are not my real wife...
And how can my bluestone fish grow up to be so big!
So you didn't let me swim every day, and made me eat so much that I almost couldn't give birth to a child in the end.
The puffer fish looked at Mochi, and Mochi looked at the puffer fish through the turtle shell.
At this time, the old tortoise bravely took off its head shell for clear water, and put it on Mochi's head.
Although I pretended nothing had happened the next day, I still cared very much in my heart. You didn't tell me the truth.
It opened the mouth first and said: "Mochi, let me tell you this. In fact, you thought I was the only one who betrayed you, but what you know is actually more cruel than what you know.
You said that you only wanted to spend hundreds of years in this lake, but you didn't expect that I would become pregnant not long after we were together.
As long as you leave, Chishui Lake will return to the way it was more than 3000 years ago.
When you wiped out the piranhas, we all thought good times were coming, and there were sharks and piranhas left.
For example, Sister Electric Eel, do you think that the uncharged electric eels it gave birth to were not charged because they gave birth to your offspring? "
woohoo woo..."
In that distant ocean, I also have a wife who is the same size as me. It has been more than 3000 years, and I don’t know what is going on with her now...
Mochi shed tears of remorse, and after taking off the tortoise shell headgear, he began to cry softly.
Back then, when you pursued Sister Black Tiger Shark, you caused a sensation and frightened the entire shark clan.
Moreover, those mermaids are very hateful. Although they will not eat us in one go, they will dig out our eyes for nourishment.
The bluestone fish at the side couldn't help it anymore, she also said: "Fu... Mo... Mo Chi, let me tell you, don't look so cute and pitiful.
Back then, my husband was the hero in the hearts of all the fish! "
But he doesn't want to give up, if everyone is heartless, let himself really give up.
"You can't say that, can you?"
At that time, our eyes did not have toxins, so..."
But after I took it on, I realized that looking at the outside world through this shell is blurry.
Sister Turtle hurried over to comfort her and said, "Sister Turtle, don't cry. As long as you go back to your own world, you will soon return to your original color."
After a while, the belly of the grouper in labor has become more and more bulging, and it is about to give birth.
"Is there any point in saying this now?"
Unexpectedly, husband, you have only been in love with it for decades, and then you start to find a new love!
Do you know how uncomfortable the Black Tiger Shark sister was at that time! ! !
If it wasn't for the children, she wouldn't have lived with you all the time! "
The black tiger shark looked at the turtle shell on the head of the ink pool, and said: "When we were still very affectionate, you often mentioned that you wanted to go back to the sea. But with your cultivation level back then, you were still a little behind. Possibly out of the water to go that far.
Mochi suddenly excitedly said: "Then old 49, are you reluctant to leave me?"
It was because of that that I didn't pursue too much when you changed your mind later.But the pain in my heart, you will never understand!
For you, I betrayed the original rules of the family. If I break up with you, I will definitely lose my head in the family in the end.
I am fine, but the children in our womb, they are innocent.
For the sake of my child, I will bear it again and again. After the child is born, you will reveal your true nature when the child can hunt prey by itself.
After your nature was exposed, I cried day and night, and you went to find a new love.
I wanted to kill you then, you know? "
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