I'm not really a dude.

"But then why didn't you..."

Mochi couldn't believe his ears, his wife who had been with him for more than 3000 years actually wanted to kill him all the time.

At this time, the black tiger shark sneered and said, "You think I didn't kill you later, did you? That's because your cultivation base is too high and your skin is too thick, even poisoning can't kill you!"

……

Only then did Mochi recall the past that the two of them had experienced back then.

……

That is to say, two years after the black tiger shark gave birth, the seven children were all strong enough to fish.

At this time, Mochi felt guilty for hooking up with other female fish for the first time, so he proposed to swim the whole Chishui Lake with the black tiger shark.

Chishui Lake is very big for the black tiger shark, but it is undoubtedly bigger than that pond for Mochi.

The black tiger shark also quickly agreed, but unexpectedly when the two fish swam to a large coral group, the water suddenly became completely dark.

Unexpectedly, Mochi just shook his body lightly, and all the black times were bounced out.

Hongzan looked at the ink pond with disdain, and suddenly drew his sword and pointed it at his throat: "I am short-lived, and you don't want to live long! With a heartless person like you, I can't calm down my anger without giving you a lesson today!"

At this time, Mochi became a little nervous, and quickly shouted: "Madam, run!"

But now, all the women who used to be cute and coquettish to themselves seemed to see the god of plague, and they didn't want him to stay here.

But Mo Chi himself took the initiative to meet the electric current.

"You don't know that!"

……

Mochi was a little depressed at this time, but he was still unwilling to become a guardian force like this.

Obviously these are poisonous thorns, even if they didn't pierce into its body, they should be poisoned if they touch the skin, right?

"To shut up!"

Su Xun smiled and said, "You've said everything you need to say, and you've said enough about your complaints. Coincidentally, there are currently three guardian forces in my Xunzhi.

And before she leaves, having you as a pet can be fun companionship! "

"cut……"

At this time, Mochi reflected, but felt that he was ridiculous.

She was a little flustered, and hurriedly said, "I...I don't...don't know..."

Ma'am, look at our current children who are all growing up very well, and the next one will definitely be as strong as their husbands.

Su Xun shook his head and said, "If you become a Buddha immediately, you can save your whole family, and you won't suffer from this business.

He never expected that his gentle and considerate wife would look like this.

Mo Xiaoli interrupted him again and said: "Sister Hongzan is alive...she is not short-lived..."

Let's go, don't miss the world any more, don't harm the fish anymore! "

Mochi is eaten with relish.

"Even if I think so, it may not be possible to do it!"

Even the little pufferfish couldn't help admiring: "Oh my God, is there really such a pure and simple character woman in the world? It's like a fairy who came out of an opera story."

"Don't mention that couple's affair!"

From that day on, the black tiger shark never poisoned Mochi again.

However, Wei Fu enjoyed it a lot. Just now, Wei Fu feels extremely comfortable all over with just these electric currents.

After a while, the broken body got back together again.

In order to prevent Mochi from being suspicious, he pretended to eat it himself.

But the black tiger shark is very shocking.

And now, 3000 years later, the biggest scourge in Chishui Lake is you. "

Mo Chi was still bragging, while Black Tiger Shark was already sweating profusely.

Mochi ignored her, looked at Su Xun and said, "I've been waiting for you for 100 years, can't you think of other ways for me?"

Long Shaofeng tugged on Lamo Xiaoli's sleeve, signaling her to stop talking.

Now it seems that I should have stopped you earlier! "

What kind of monster is the husband next to him? All those electric eels are enough to electrocute ten big sharks, but he is safe and sound!
After the failed assassination attempt in the lake, the black tiger shark began to poison the ink pool again, often feeding it some poisonous algae and fish.

The black tiger shark was a little disappointed, a little desperate, staggered and said: "Husband, maybe...maybe I was really poisoned..."

And you, you are just for your own happiness, you keep creating monsters in this small lake that don't belong to the lake.

All the electric eels fled away, but Mochi enjoyed it.

A little will affect your practice, and a lot may kill you!
You idiot, my husband will tell you from today on which things are poisonous and which are not poisonous, so you can eat them with confidence.

Mo Chi chuckled and said, "Ma'am, come here, it's all right!"

Seeing that Mochi still didn't give up, Qingshiyu came over and said: "Mochi... Actually, you need to know your true position in our hearts now.

The little puffer fish said weakly: "Actually, when I am with you, it is more about repaying gratitude, and there is no love in it."

But the ink pool had no intention of avoiding it at all. He let the red hairpin draw dozens of swords on his body, and his body was cut into pieces all of a sudden, but not a single drop of blood flowed out.

Looking at the red hairpin timidly, he said: "Sister Immortal, I have admired you since I was a child, if you are still not relieved, you can continue to chop me...

I used to think that if you like to eat those things, you can also be immune to all poisons.

Just like more than 3000 years ago, the biggest scourge of our Chishui Lake was the piranha.

At this moment, Black Tiger Shark thought that Mochi was bound to die. After the black ink dispersed, he saw that although Mochi was pierced with roots and spikes, it was only a small skin trauma.

Mo Xiaoli on the side said disdainfully: "Mo Chi, it's great that a scumbag like you can live to this day. If I still have the spiritual power of the past, I will definitely make you look good! I even said that he is my Shaofeng's uncle. You are ashamed and disgusting!"

Black Tiger Shark suddenly sullenly said: "Don't you know what kind of virtue you are? What about a husband and wife? If you really want me to be your wife, how can you fall in love with others? How can you love someone when you see one!
Whether it's noble or humble, as long as it's a mother, you have to try it!
What is the difference between this kind of virtue and sea dogs!A thing like you doesn't deserve anyone's love at all! "

For a while, the water was full of electric current.

Bluestone fish continued: "More than 3000 years ago, piranhas were just for rations. They would kill wantonly after they were demonized.

At that time, I just thought you were generous, but I didn't expect that since I had my second wife, you never let me touch you again.

And Mochi stared straight at the hairpin, tremblingly said: "This... this red hairpin, is it a human or a ghost... how can there be such a beautiful ghost..."

He looked at his wife again, and said with a smile: "Stupid, the war between gods and demons 3000 years ago, the subversion of the sea didn't kill me, it just washed me into this lake.

For the fish in our lake, giving birth to you is a catastrophic existence!

Mochi was shocked, but it didn't interrupt the bluestone fish.

"what!!!"

"But we are a husband and wife..."

Mochi said arrogantly at the side: "When I was in the sea, I often heard some fishermen singing the blue and white opera. Later, a few friends went to the human world in incarnation, and went to Qingcheng Mountain to listen to the blue and white opera.

And Mo Chi felt that he was being stabbed by some spikes all over his body, and let out a scream.

The big lobster on the side came out and said: "Mochi, you bastard, so you are really old, and you can't die anyway. So now you want to kill all of us, and then live happily alone, don't you!"

"I understand."

"exactly."

Black Tiger Shark said rightly: "These people here are nothing more than asking you to sign a contract of guardian power. As long as you sign, you can store you in the magic weapon and take away some of your descendants."

An older big silver carp said: "Mochi, none of the offspring you and us gave birth to, or one can give birth to another offspring. They can only wait to die, lonely for thousands of years!

Black Tiger Shark said mercilessly: "This is the best result other than killing you!"

Mochi laughed loudly: "Ma'am, I didn't scare you, I think I may have stabbed a thorny fish nest just now, and now my whole body is full of thorns.

The eyes of the black tiger shark that were ready to cry were extremely astonished.

Mochi looked at Su Xun and asked, "Su Xun, don't you already have the power of protection in your magic weapon? With a power of protection, I'm afraid I won't be able to go in again!"

When the black tiger shark swam over pretending to be concerned, Mochi said with a relaxed face: "Madam, these electric eels are so stupid to live here in groups. What do you think if they hurt innocent fish?
Especially for weak little sharks like Mrs. who are afraid of electric currents, it would be really troublesome if they were electrocuted.

"Red hairpin?"

Mochi had nothing to say at this time.

As a sea fish, you should seek your wife and offspring in the direction of the sea.

"Actually, he was right!"

He said frankly: "Okay, you all want me to go, right! Then I will go, go alone, and never come back!"

After finishing speaking, it looked at the little pufferfish and asked, "So, neither the boss nor you are sincere to me, are you?"

Mochi stood in front of Hongzan again unscathed.

"You also know the red hairpin?"

"Also, bring the kids!"

The fish in the lake are not as cunning as the fish in the sea, so it is naturally impossible to see through you easily!

But Mo Xiaoli was really angry, he didn't speak but spat.

I can't control that much, when I swam to the next hill at the bottom of the lake, suddenly a group of electric eels surrounded me.

So the black tiger shark increased its poison and began to feed Mochi with some poisonous sea anemones and highly poisonous sea fish.

As he spoke, he began to dance the sword.

In this way, they continued to swim.

The black tiger shark was taken aback, thinking that the matter had been exposed.

Mochi threw the octopus out distressedly, and said, "My lady! These many fish and octopuses are all poisonous. I am immune to all poisons, and I have already gone to exercise.

Mochi broke down again and said, "Impossible! Absolutely impossible! How could I be a mighty beast of the deep sea to be a pet of a guardian force! This is an insult to me, and it is also an insult to my noble blood!"

But your cultivation is still not enough, if you eat too many poisonous sea anemones, poisonous aquatic plants, and poisonous fish, then it will not work!

Before the black tiger shark could escape by itself, Mochi threw a big wave with his tail and sent his wife several kilometers away.

"Husband..."

Tsk tsk, if you want to talk about a beauty in the world, my friends say it must be the red hairpin!It's a pity that the red hairpin is a short-lived ghost!Why! "

My body has long been immortal, without absolute crushing strength, I can't kill me at all..."

Don't be afraid, though, just get out of the way. "

Mo Chi looked at it coldly, and said, "I don't want to listen to you anymore, I have so many wives, only you are the worst!"

"I bother!"

Mochi asked suddenly: "Is that the legendary red hairpin that is famous all over the world, and the red hairpin that caused thousands of young people to fight for their heads? Is that the legendary red hairpin, the originator of the blue and white opera???"

But you just can't see the form clearly, you are sentimental and good at deceiving.

Every time you use your own poisoning as an excuse to shirk, I thought your feelings were weak and you just wanted to protect the child..."

It’s fine if you are dedicated, we will feel that the grievances and sufferings of having children in those years are worth it.

Why is nothing wrong with him?
……

Mochi looked at his wife again and asked, "Boss, you have hated me for more than 2000 years. You have never found a chance to kill me. So this time you are the one who wants me to leave the most, right?"

Do you think your little tricks can kill me?I really didn't expect you to hate me so much at that time.

It would be even better if you do it again!

Mochi still did not forget to taunt: "I don't know what kind of black sticklebacks it is, which made me covered with black sticklebacks. But it's quite comfortable. It might be more comfortable if there are more black sticklebacks next time I come here!"

"And you know what?"

When the time comes, let them also enjoy the taste of dredging their veins with electric current! "

"Oh fool!"

Finally one day, when the black tiger shark let it eat a blue-ringed octopus, Mochi said: "Ma'am, do you know that these octopuses are poisonous?"

"Nothing is impossible!"

Then swim far away.

And the current guardian power is not ordinary guardian power, but my friend.

The red hairpin has appeared at this time, she is dressed in opera costumes, her bright and moving makeup, and the red hairpin on her head sparkling with jewel light amazed everyone for a while.

She will still leave after she completes her practice.

After half an hour.

And I promise you, I will give you an independent space, and when you want to be a pet, you will take the initiative to find the red hairpin as a pet. "

At first, Mo Chi didn't think there was anything wrong, but later on, it became more and more wrong.

As you can see, this lake has been getting smaller and smaller for thousands of years.

Su Xun couldn't help but wondered: "But you are a fish, or a fish in the depths of the barren mountain, how would you know this?"

If you don't leave, all life in this lake will be killed by you. Tell me, are you the biggest scourge here! "

"Don't talk nonsense!"

Hongzan put away her sword and said bluntly: "Being with this kind of scum is a magic weapon, I don't agree!"

"That's good to say!"

As Su Xun said, he took out Xiyan Ling and said, "I have already tempered Xiyan Ling. If you don't want to be with him in a magic weapon, I can let him be in Xiyan Ling."

"what???"

Mochi couldn't believe his ears: "No way! I'll stay with this kind of magic weapon for the rest of my life? No, no, no, this thing is at most a holy grade. It's very difficult to get up even if you want to upgrade. It's not at all compatible with my Identity mismatch! I can't accept it!"