The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 140 Life is difficult
"Okay." Gu Zhien is familiar with this business: "Neurosurgeons mainly treat three major areas: 1. Brain tumors, including brain and spinal cord tumors, such as glioma, meningioma, germ cell tumor, pituitary tumor , Intramedullary tumors, extramedullary tumors, these diseases require neurosurgery to treat; 2. Cerebrovascular diseases, mainly including cerebral aneurysms, cerebral arteriovenous malformations, and cavernous hemangiomas; 3. Functional brain diseases, such as hydrocephalus Water, trigeminal neuralgia, hemifacial spasm, epilepsy, etc. These patients need surgical treatment to improve, which is also the scope of neurosurgery.”

Therefore, Uncle Gu is often very tired. When he returns to the village, he will seek him for a cold, for constipation, for headaches and headaches, for frequent urination, for chest tightness and chest pain, and for sexual dysfunction!At the beginning, I tried to explain that there are classifications for studying medicine, but the old man didn’t listen. Aren’t you a doctor?You don't understand?Quack doctors don't know how to read.

Uncle Gu was forced to take a Chinese medicine qualification certificate.Because the old people in the village recognize this!
Seeing Chen Jiayuan suffocating, Gu Zhien couldn't help laughing, yes!

Uncle Gu was quite talkative about his kinship: "Xiaoyuan, why do you want Uncle to touch your bones?"

Chen Jiayuan thought it was a turn of events: "I want to join the entertainment industry, and I want to be stamped by experts for my good looks."

It's quite difficult to get involved in the circle, but it's really possible to get along in the entertainment circle with the face of a girl from the Chen family: "In the entertainment circle, beauty is not the most important thing, luck is. There are more good-looking people in the circle. Are they all red? Are all the red ones beautiful? Huang Bo, Yue Yunpeng, Wang Baoqiang, Zhang Yi, Jia Ling...Zhi En, take your sister to your grandma for a look."

Chen Jiayuan didn't quite understand: "Why did you ask Grandma Gu to show me?"

Gu Zhien was serious: "Don't you know that my grandma is a famous witch with a radius of hundreds of miles? You even drank the water from my milk talisman when you were a child. If my grandma can pinch it, it counts."

Chen Jiayuan's eyes widened, excited: "Let's go, let's find Grandma Gu."

Ten minutes later, Chen Jiayuan decided to believe in science and not superstition, because Grandma Gu looked at each other and said, "Xiaoyuan, don't worry, you are a man, good days are coming."

Hahahahaha... Gu Zhien let out a pig cry with laughter, and ate an extra bowl of rice.

When I returned home after dinner, it was late at night, and the elders hadn't come back yet. Gu Zhien was a little anxious. He already said yesterday that his back pain was a bit serious, and he still couldn't get a good rest. What should I do?If the mediation fails, the youngest son and daughter-in-law will be imprisoned for a year or so to see if they are honest or not. Originally, it was his responsibility and obligation to provide for his mother's pension until the end of his life. He also enjoyed so many partial favors from his parents. Preferential treatment, why not retire?It is unfilial to not raise them, and the laws of nature do not tolerate them, and they will be buried alive in the old society. Now in the new era, we will not bury him, but use the law to feed him.

"If it doesn't make sense today, can't we talk about it tomorrow?"

Dad Gu's voice was also full of exhaustion: "With the comrades from the police station at the police station, I will solve it once, so as not to trouble others." The most important thing is that the two sisters-in-law are very angry. If they don't talk about it today, they will be satisfied. As a result, they are afraid that they will go all out once the police comrades leave. They have already been beaten once during the day: "Take Xiaoyuan to bed early, and lock the doors and windows."

That night, Gu Zhien couldn't sleep!Because the broken cousin snores while sleeping!None of the people who slept together last year had this problem!Could it be that it was forced out by the teaching qualifications?That was too miserable.

And the snoring sound is also very different, similar to the sound of an electric drill, cadenced, not to mention rhythmic.

It was useless for Gu Zhien to cover his head with the quilt, and it was useless to get up to find out the earplugs and put them on again.

Ahhhhh, so broken.

I really want to kick my bad cousin out of bed!This snoring is as powerful as an atomic bomb!This is life-threatening.

Gu Zhien, who really couldn't sleep, posted a circle of friends in the middle of the night: I can't sleep because someone is snoring on the bed, please talk about 5 cents.

Qiao Yaozu didn't sleep in the middle of the night: "Who is in your bed?!"

Gu Zhi'en, who was tortured a lot, had a bitter face: "My cousin Chen Jiayuan, you have seen her before."

Oh, it's my cousin, Qiao Yaozu paused his dressing hands, and lay back on the bed again.I have indeed seen it, she is very beautiful, a rare beauty, basically anyone who has seen it will be impressed.

"Don't chat, but I rent out half a bed here, the price is favorable, do you want to negotiate?"

"Talk about your sister!" Gu Zhien said angrily, "How far can you go?"

Dog man, this is digging a hole to take advantage of people!Don't think that others are fools, and you can't see his bad intentions.

After being scolded, Qiao Yaozu couldn't help laughing: "Why did she go to your house?" It shouldn't be, at this time, it should be reading at night, isn't it said that it is taking the teaching qualification test?

"Don't mention it, she went on strike and didn't want to take the test, so she was kicked out by her parents." This is not the most painful thing, the painful thing is that I have to sprint for the test with her tomorrow, and I don't want to relive the nightmare of the teaching qualification test. Get out of that sea of ​​misery.

Qiao Yaozu reminded online late at night: "Don't forget that you also have a senior accountant title, have you read a book these days?"

What a devil!Encouraging study in the middle of the night!
Gu Zhien ended the chat interface without hesitation!

At this time the two elders finally came home, Gu Zhien went downstairs with the pillow in his arms, and said in Crayon Shin-chan's tone: "Dear mother, your cute little padded jacket wants to sleep with you tonight, let's deepen the relationship between mother and daughter."

Gu's mother had no objection, but Gu's father disagreed, and chased away his little padded jacket like a fly: "Go, go, your mother is with me. You don't sleep well, don't bother your mother."

It would be fine if he was kicked out normally, but now there is a broken cousin upstairs who is snoring earth-shatteringly, Gu Zhien refuses to do it, and refuses to leave: "I am the most important baby in my mother's heart."

He was soon taught by his father to be a man: "In the family relationship, the husband and wife relationship is the first priority. The husband and wife relationship takes precedence over the parent-child relationship. When a man and a woman are combined, they first become a partner and then they can become a parent. The partnership is in the The parental relationship came before, and the partner relationship has priority. Husband and wife are life partners and share the same destiny. The relationship between husband and wife comes first, followed by the relationship between children and mothers, children and fathers..."

Gu Zhien fled in despair and gave up on robbing with his own father.I think I don't have that ability, so I can't grab it.

As soon as he got to the door, he heard the sound of the electric drill unique to Po Cousin. Gu Zhien didn't dare to open the door, and after struggling for a while, he turned and went to Gu Duofu's room.

Gu Duofu's room is only a wall away from Luo's house. The reason why he didn't choose this place as his first choice just now is because he had slept here before, which caused psychological shadows. At that time, the youngest son of Luo's family was just married, and he was very energetic. Tossing Goudan Mom, the sound insulation of rural houses is not good, young couples have special hobbies, the voice of 'Ya Mie Butterfly' is high...

Well, it's hard to say anyway.Not a good memory.

However, now that they have been married for three or four years, they shouldn't be so enthusiastic anymore, right? !

Gu Zhien really guessed right, there is no Spring Festival, but the war on the bed is still going on, this time it is a real war, the kind of close-up, Goudan Mom found that the balance on the bank card account was cleared, "Oh " Turned over and rode on her man and strangled his neck: "You goddamn, 120 million, you didn't tell me, where did it go? You pay me, pay me ..."

Being ridden by a woman and beating the dog's egg, of course my dad will fight back. Gu Zhien heard a "pop" sound of smashing the flesh: "Stinky woman, I am the head of the family. I can spend the money in the family as I like. , dare to hit me, you are against the sky, I will kill you bitch..."

After a burst of screaming, Goudan's mother's heart-piercing cry came again: "You bastard, I've already contacted the hospital, that's money for Goudan's plastic surgery, you spent it well Did you go to gamble again? How much did you gamble? You lost all 120 million? You give me back the money, do you still have my wife in your heart? Goudan is your own son. "

"Bah, bitch, don't worry about men's affairs! Be honest with me, or I won't beat you to death..." After some threats, the dog daddy silenced, probably leaving the room.

Soon Gu Zhien heard the voice of Goudan's mother calling the bank to check the consumption records, and then she broke down crying and cursing: "Bitch, slut, you will die, you wait for me." with..."

Although Gu Zhien didn't sleep well that night, she got the first-hand melon. There was someone outside Goudan's father, and he used half of his son's plastic surgery money for gambling, and half for his lover. Gua, it was the live broadcast Goudan Mama who earned a commission of 120 million that day!

How angry, I still owed Qiao Yaozu more than one million yuan, but ended up helping others earn more than one million yuan!
Uneasy!
I can’t sleep even more. If I can’t sleep, Gu Zhien goes to lick the face of idols. Between the moonlight and the snow, idols are the third kind of beauty in the world. People who hook them not only want to be considerate to him, but also want to be kind Undress people.May I get drunk with him for the rest of my life, and be distracted in his body.

When Gu Zhien woke up the next morning, the dark circles under his eyes were heavy, compared with some of the pandas. The unscrupulous cousin who slept soundly laughed and said: "Sister, do you want to be a national treasure with your dark circles?"

This cousin can't have it anymore!
Out of anger, Gu Zhien decided to kill people, so he played the video recorded last night, and soon the sound of the electric drill snoring could be heard in Gu's house: "Why can't I sleep well and have dark circles under my eyes, do I have a clue now?"

Chen Jiayuan did not dare or want to believe that the unique sound of electric drill snoring with a strong sense of rhythm came from her: "Sister, where did you dub the sound? I am a little fairy, I can't snore!" Still so The snoring sound that can drive people crazy, refused to admit: "My parents never told me that I snore."

"Oh!" After Gu Zhien sneered, he swore with certainty: "The evidence is as solid as a mountain. It is absolutely true. There is no doubt that it was you who snorted. Parents, you give me a comment, and she still wants to deny it."

Gu's father suppressed a smile and avoided going to serve breakfast. Gu's mother carefully examined it three times and concluded: "Xiaoyuan, it's really you who are snoring." Then she wondered: "No one in your family snores like this, you How did it come out?"

Early in the morning, there was a horrible scream from the Gu family: "No!"

The shock was too great, Chen Jiayuan couldn't even eat breakfast: "I'm going to see my uncle for treatment."

Gu Ma agreed: "Go ahead and ask, or you won't be able to get married." She was afraid that if she finally got married, she would be returned!If the person next to the pillow drills an electric drill in the ear every night, it is estimated that even true love will disappear.

Chen Jiayuan couldn't eat it, and she didn't let Gu Zhien eat it, and strongly urged the sisters to love each other and share the difficulties: "Sister, you go with me."

Gu Zhi'en was still holding chopsticks in his hand, and he didn't eat a bite of the noodles. He just mixed the beef noodles and before he had time to eat, he was ruthlessly dragged away.

Gu Ma chased after her, gave a big red envelope, and said: "Go to your Aunt Yu's house for a banquet at noon. Your father has a backache, so we won't go. Remember to say more pleasant and auspicious words when you give the red envelope." .”

Have a banquet!Gu Zhien's shocked facial features were a little messy: "I'm having a drink today? Didn't you still fight yesterday?" The youngest son still wanted to fight the day before his wedding?Isn't it a little too tough?
"Fighting is fighting, drinking is drinking, there is no conflict." The ancient mother couldn't see her daughter baring her teeth and cracking her mouth. She thought it was weird and ugly. , keep your hands in a low voice, don't turn your head when you walk, don't lift your lips when you speak, don't move your knees when you sit, don't shake your skirt when you're standing, don't laugh when you are happy, don't raise your voice when you are angry, stand upright, and don't be like a slut..."

here we go again!here we go again!
"Mom, you are a knowledgeable and insightful woman in the new century!" After Gu Zhi'en complained, she immediately ran away, and if she couldn't be caught, her ears would not be quiet for a day.

The rest of the old mother shook her head in the back. People nowadays always say that feudalism will be broken in the new century. Obviously, not all the things in the old society are dross, and many of them are still right, but they are all thrown away across the board. It is overcorrecting. .

The two sisters ran a long way before they stopped, and Chen Jiayuan felt lingering fear in her heart: "Your mother and my mother are indeed sisters, and they can talk alike! The words are similar, so scary. When I get old, I will be a good mother who doesn't talk too much... "

Gu Zhien hit her: "Before becoming a mother, you must marry out!"

He doesn't even have a boyfriend, so Xiao wants to be a good mother!Girl, the steps are wrong!
From Chen Jiayuan's point of view, this is not a problem at all, she held her face in her hands: "Look at this face, it is so beautiful, how could it be impossible to get married! Do you know that my love letter is soft when I receive it, and I can never eat chocolate?" After that, I can open a small shop! And by the way, I can also open a flower shop. Whenever I sneeze, someone will send me cold medicine..."

This is showing off!It's really a drought to death, a flood to death, Gu Zhien was stimulated and pushed away the beauty of the prosperous age in front of him, so as not to look at the troubles, and continued to reduce dimensionality: "But you snore with an electric drill!"

It actually pokes people's hearts! "It's still not my sister!" Chen Jiayuan ran away angrily: "I will break up with you for 30 minutes!"

Gu Zhien is also very angry, the inheritance in this family is really biased, Chen Jiayuan doesn't say anything else, if she competes for beauty, she will never lose!Her face is the natural top equipment given by God, she really can bear the natural beauty, the powder is too white, and the red is too red; the eyebrows are like emerald feathers, the muscles are like white snow; the waist is like a string, and the teeth are like shells; , Confused Yangcheng, fascinated Cai.

A Gu Duofu, a Chen Jiayuan, God's own son and daughter, who eccentrically gave them all the good things, and only she took the lead!God pinch it at will!unfair!
Originally, the two sisters were angry, but when they saw Aunt Yu on the side of the road, they laughed. She was so happy. Although she was beaten with a black nose and a swollen face, she was dressed in red and green, and even wore her hair up and flowers. , her mouth was also smeared red, and she smiled so hard that she couldn't see her teeth: "Zhien, let's go see your grandma."

"Yes, ma'am." Seeing that Madam Yu's smile was as bright as a blooming Melaleuca flower layer by layer, she must be very satisfied with the results of last night's treatment. She was so curious that she had to ask her mother when she went back.

Gu Zhi'en was thinking about it when he was pinched by his broken cousin. She was short-sighted and didn't wear glasses. If she was farther away, she would discriminate between humans and animals: "Sister, who do you think is that handsome guy?"

"You can't even recognize who it is, how do you know it's a handsome guy?!" Gu Zhien looked up at his sister while beating his sister. He was indeed a handsome guy, and he was still a creditor. How could Qiao Yaozu be there so early in the morning!It's unreasonable and unscientific!
The cousin's reason is very good: "Although I can't see the facial features clearly, I can see the height and aura. The handsome guy with such a high aura is so handsome. Even if his face is not handsome, he is not far behind!" Go As he got closer, he recognized who it was: "Ah, it's the richest man." The voice immediately lost interest.It can be seen that Qiao Yaozu's mother's destructive power is great. The son is a good son, but having such a mother would be afraid of everyone, and the market for the son will be greatly reduced.

Gu Zhien frowned and walked over to ask her doubts: "Aren't you here too early?"

Qiao Yaozu's gaze followed the stump of Gu Zhien's head all the time: "Did you not look in the mirror when you went out?" Otherwise, you wouldn't go out with your hair curled up like this.

Upon hearing this, Gu Zhien immediately realized something was wrong, turned his mobile phone to the front camera, and immediately found the clump of stupid hair. He really wanted to die, and even swaggered through the whole village with it!It must be due to severe lack of sleep. I didn’t see clearly when I looked in the mirror in the morning, and glared at my cousin angrily: “Don’t you remind me that your hair is curled up like this!”

With big watery eyes flickering, Chen Jiayuan is so innocent, and the reason is very good: "I don't wear glasses, I can't see everything through the fog, and I recognize my sister only by feeling, do you think I rely on my five senses? "

Gu Zhien is speechless!I couldn't care about anything else, and the most important thing was to save the image, so I rushed to my aunt to ask for gel water to set the shape, but... the water didn't arrive, and my uncle slapped it without saying anything about his relatives.

When he was photographed out of the door, Gu Zhien's face was full of purples and reds, and his eyes were about to grow needles when he saw what he shouldn't have seen.

Seeing Gu Zhien's strange expression, Qiao Yaozu asked, "What's wrong?"

Gu Zhien's face was red, green, green, blue, purple, and purple. It's not a big deal, it's the joy of bumping into the boudoir early in the morning!Really, hands are so cheap, why forget to knock on the door!Jiu Bai wins the newly married and understands, ah ah ah ah ah ah ... the uncle is righteous and cruel!It hurt like hell.Did you practice iron sand palm?
Seeing Gu Zhien rubbing his shoulders non-stop, Qiao Yaozu understood: "Been beaten?" After thinking for a while, he understood the reason for the old man's anger, it's time to let you be a bad guy and a good thing!If you don't hit whoever you hit.

Gu Zhi'en grimaced and nodded with a sleepy expression, feeling that life is so difficult.

Qiao Yaozu cursed in a low voice: "Yes!", then walked away with his hands behind his back, and Gu Zhien followed behind him and asked, "Why didn't you say you came so early?"

(End of this chapter)