The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 141
As soon as he finished speaking, he bumped into the wall, a wall of meat, it turned out that Qiao Yaozu stopped at some point, and Gu Zhien bumped into it without using his eyes while walking, it hurt to death, it was as hard as iron, and tears It hurts.

Seeing Gu Zhien's tearful eyes, Qiao Yaozu was also helpless: "Don't you even watch it while walking?"

"You're blaming me for not looking at the road when you stopped suddenly!" It makes no sense! "Don't forget whose territory you are stepping on now, tell me!"

Qiao Yaozu raised his head unnaturally to see that there was no one around, and lowered his voice: "Come here and ask for a pulse, I'm afraid that the medicine may have side effects!"

Now the two of them were uncomfortable, Gu Zhien's face was burning, he turned his head and left, he would have known better not to ask, curiosity killed the cat.

Qiao Yaozu pressed for a long time before he let down the hot air on his face, just as Uncle Gu was finally willing to step out of the boudoir: "Little Qiao, it's so early, you haven't had breakfast yet, Zhien, let's make a meal Soup, there is sauced beef in the refrigerator, cut into thin slices, your aunt is a little angry, don't put chili."

Gu Zhien is very wronged, I am a guest, guest, why don't you be so impolite, shouldn't hospitality be the business of the hostess and hostess?Co-authoring is not willing to work hard for your wife, but is willing to exhaust your niece to death?While thinking about it, he walked to the kitchen.

Chen Jiayuan came in to help with the sauced beef from the refrigerator: "Sister, I'm not afraid of spicy food, let it die, I want it to be super spicy."

So bold!Dare to challenge the abnormal spicy: "Aren't you afraid of acne?"

"Uniquely blessed by God, no matter how you eat it, you won't get acne, oh yeah."

Can't see the cousin's embarrassment, Gu Zhien's face is expressionless: "Be careful of the chrysanthemum damage, the ground is full of injuries!"

Chen Jiayuan's face turned green: "Sister, you are so disgusting! You are not a little fairy anymore! Pay attention to your image!"

"Heh." Gu Zhien sneered, deliberately making it difficult for his cousin: "Little fairy, don't you fart and shit?"

Going on, I couldn't eat breakfast anymore, Chen Jiayuan knew current affairs as Junjie: "Sister, I was wrong."

A complete victory, Gu Zhien is refreshed and triumphant, Xiao Mian, I can't cure you!
At this time, the cousin also squeezed into the kitchen miserable: "Sister, I'm so hungry. I'm waiting for your fans to renew their lives, and those who memorize me will die."

Gu Zhi'en felt strange: "Don't you like to endorse books?" I don't know why there is such a strange hobby, and I endorse whenever there is a disagreement.

The cousin handed over the book in her hand with a blank expression, Gu Zhien looked down, good guy, "Compendium of Materia Medica"!Having already recited the fiftieth page, I became curious: "What book is my cousin memorizing?"

When the unlucky brother was mentioned, the cousin felt more balanced: "He has just finished reciting Sun Simiao's "Qian Jin Fang", and is reciting Zhang Zhongjing's "Treatise on Febrile and Miscellaneous Diseases", as well as Tao Hongjing's "Compendium of Materia Medica" and Shennong's "Shen Nong". Materia Medica" and Wang Tao's "Secrets of Outer Taiwan" are waiting for him, this is his homework for this year's winter vacation."

After lighting a row of wax for the unlucky brother, Gu Zhien asked: "Then how many books do you want to memorize?"

The cousin finally had a smile on her face: "I will memorize "Compendium of Materia Medica", because my occupation has been confirmed, and I will be a judge! So I don't need to memorize so much. My brother doesn't know what he wants to do in the future, so he memorizes medical books first." .”

Gu Zhien seriously suspected that the cousin wanted to be a judge because she didn't want to memorize medical books, and she didn't know if the cousin knew that the three major books of the law test were not so easy to memorize, and she was prone to baldness.

Since the cousin really knows: "Can it be the same? One is what I am interested in, and I am willing to recite it happily. The more I recite it, the more I feel fulfilled. I don't want to be a doctor. I am crazy about memorizing this medical book."

I can understand, after all, Gu Zhien was forced to recite it before, why the pulse case is written so smoothly now, it is because there was an endorsement backing it!
The cousin rushed in and yelled, "Sister, sister, I'm so hungry that I could swallow a cow."

Feeling so sorry for his cousin, Gu Zhien specially added two more poached eggs for him, but seeing that his cousin looked fine, he didn't look like he was going to collapse, but his expression was a little excited.Soon he knew the reason, and the little cousin took out a Hatsune figurine in high spirits: "Sister, my dad said, buy me a figurine as soon as I recite a book."

It seems that I have true love for Hatsune, and for her, I am willing to memorize such difficult medical books.

The little cousin took out the list of endorsements and counted them: "Zhang Zhongjing's "Synopsis of the Golden Chamber", Wang Shuhe's "Main Classic", Huang Fumi's "A and B Classics of Acupuncture and Moxibustion", Ge Hong's "Elbow Reserve Emergency Prescription", Chao Yuanfang's "On the Causes and Symptoms of Various Diseases" , Su Jing's "Newly Revised Materia Medica", Yuandan Gonpo's "Four Medical Codes", "Taiping Shenghui Prescription", Wang Weiyi's "Bronze Man Acupoint Acupuncture and Moxibustion", Song Ci's "Winning Injustice Collection", Hu Sihui's "Drinking Dining Zheng Yao, Xu Guozhen's "Yuyaoyuan Fang", Liu Wansu's "Su Wen Xuan Ji Yuan Shi Shi", Zhang Zihe's "Confucianism and Family", Zhu Danxi's "Ge Zhi Yu Lun", Li Dongyuan's "Spleen and Stomach Theory", Li Shizhen's "Materia Medica "Compendium", Liu Wentai's "Compendium of Materia Medica", Wu Youke's "On Epidemiology", Xu Chunfu's "Compendium of Ancient and Modern Medicine", Ye Tianshi's "Clinical Guide to Medical Cases", Wu Jutong's "Determination of Warm Diseases", Wang Mengying "Warm and Hot Jingwei", Xue Shengbai's "Dampness and Heat", Wang Qingren's "Medical Lin Gaicuo"... Wow, sister, I will have a wall full of figures, so happy."

Chen Jiayuan, who was cutting the beef, shuddered, and suddenly felt that the few books she had to memorize for the teaching qualification test were nothing.Compared with the books my little cousin has to memorize, it's just drizzle, and I don't even need an umbrella!It's too small to be ignored.

"Sister, I suddenly feel that I'm good at reincarnation. It's good to be a daughter of the Chen family. If I was born in the Gu family..." I can't think about it. Thinking about it would be a disaster, it's too scary.

Gu Zhi'en, who was struggling to survive in the storm, was full of resentment: "You only know how hard your sister's life is now? Treat me better in the future. I can persist in surviving because of my strength."

Looking at the thick "Compendium of Materia Medica", Chen Jiayuan willingly sent a red envelope to express her condolences to her cousin.No wonder I often saw her crying at home when I was a child, and I would definitely cry if I recited it by myself. I am grateful to my father for not being a doctor, and to all the uncles in the Chen family for not being doctors.

The powder is ready and served on the table, and the consultation over there has come to an end.

"Xiao Qiao, your health seems to be fine at the moment. Of course, if you are really worried, you can go and practice it for a while, and practice will yield true knowledge." After finishing his job as a doctor, Uncle Gu began to support his niece: "Little Qiao, You can't just care about your excellence, you have to keep up with the quality of your family members. Your mother is too much. Your teacher is so angry that she can't sleep well these days. Her grandma wants to carry a kitchen knife to fight with your mother. Your teacher sees it for your sake She was held back by her superiors, but she felt uncomfortable, with her niece on the one hand and the apprentice on the other, it made her toss and turn so entangled that she couldn't sleep, and she couldn't even get up today."

Being approved, Qiao Yaozu accepted it humbly: "I'm sorry, it's because I didn't do well and didn't do well, and I'm already rectifying it. I promise I won't be an example."

After getting the guarantee, admitting his mistakes and being sincere, Uncle Gu was satisfied: "That's fine, breakfast is ready, let's eat something casually together."

When he arrived at the dining table, Uncle Gu coughed lightly and then put on a serious face: "Zhien, give me your medicine." After a pause for a few seconds, he added: "I will study and explore. Uncharted areas of knowledge in medicine.”

"I'll bring it to you later." If my uncle didn't add the latter sentence Gu Zhien, he wouldn't think too much about it. If he added it, it would be hard not to think about it. It must be that my aunt is dissatisfied with him!Hmph, taking advantage of your position to benefit your own interests!Just like a fox pretending to be a tiger!
After getting what he wanted, Uncle Gu nodded and was overjoyed, and returned to his room with two bowls of noodles!
Gu Zhien: "..."! ! !Don't you husband and wife go too far!Even if you have breakfast, you have to live in a world of two!
When Qiao Yaozu came over, Gu Zhien lowered his voice and asked, "What did my uncle say? It's not bad, is it?"

Qiao Yaozu glanced at Gu Zhien, and replied solemnly: "Uncle said that you can only know whether it is bad or not after one actual combat."

Unexpectedly, it was such an answer, Gu Zhien's eyes wandered: "..."! ! !Talking about such a heavy topic early in the morning is not good, not good.Skip, skip.

There are still children on the table, so you have to pay attention to the influence, so Qiao Yaozu didn't go further, eat noodles, just feel that there is still a lot of room for improvement in this culinary art.

Chen Jiayuan also felt that the clear soup was too watery: "Sister, you have to practice your cooking skills!"

"It's good to have something to eat! Pick and choose, and make it yourself." Really, what kind of face is there.

Chen Jiayuan has a pair of pupils who cut autumn water, and marrying spring breeze does not need a matchmaker: "That won't work, little fairies don't touch the spring water with their fingers, I don't want to become a yellow-faced woman! In the future, when I marry, I must choose someone who can cook and must be married." A delicious boyfriend."

Qiao Yaozu is good at cooking, so he feels that Gu Zhien can also have such standards for choosing a mate.

The yellow-faced woman Gu Zhien took away the broken cousin's bowl with a straight face, making you feel guilty, you won't starve to death!

The cousin cried and said: "Sister, you are so cruel. The heartless people are not as ruthless as you."

Next to her, the fanciful and happy cousin raised her head and began to recite: "[Tang] Gu Wei, "Ya Fang Yuan · The Shadow of the Curtain is Fine", the shadow of the curtain is fine, and the bamboo is flat. It is like a sarong with jade fingers, and a golden silk fan is light. The tender red double The face is as bright as a flower, and the two eyebrows are far away. The phoenix rests, and the mirror dusts. The Liao Sai music is perfect, and the dream soul is always shocked. Yulang loses Pingting all the time, and teaches people not to hate and be ruthless."

"[Song] Su Shi, "Butterfly Loves Flowers Spring Scenery" The flowers fade and the red and green apricots are small. When the swallows fly, the green water surrounds the house. There are few willows blowing on the branches. Where is there no fragrant grass at the end of the world. The swing inside the wall is outside the wall. The wall A layman, the beautiful woman in the wall laughs. The laughter gradually fades away. Passionate but ruthless annoyed."

"[Tang] Luo Yin, "Peony Flower" seems to share the east wind for another reason, and Jiang Luo's high volume is invincible in spring. If you teach and explain the language, it should be overwhelming, and it will be touching even if it is ruthless. The peony and the king are close servants. Where can the hibiscus avoid the fragrance Dust. Poor Han Ling, who failed to live up to Yunhua after his success."

"[At the end of the Tang Dynasty] Wei Zhuang, "Sidi Township Spring Tour", spring tour, apricot blossoms blowing all over the head. Who is young and romantic in Moshang? The concubine plans to marry and rest for the rest of her life. Even if she is ruthlessly abandoned, she cannot be ashamed .”

"[Tang] Wen Tingyun, "Eight Poems of Willows Part [-]", next to Dongyu Road on the south inner wall, predicts the spring willow silk yellow. The apricot blossoms are not willing to be ruthless, so what is the most heart-breaking pedestrian."

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Everyone's faces were wooden: "..."! ! !This endorsement machine, as long as there is a related word, she can recite it for you non-stop.

Gu Zhien took the poached eggs in his bowl and gagged his cousin: "Thank you, eat more eggs to nourish your brain!"

The cousin bowed her head to eat the eggs, the world finally became quiet, Gu Zhien finished her breakfast with a swift speed, afraid of being caught by the little cousin to endorse again, she has been afraid of being memorized all these years.

While washing dishes in the kitchen, Qiao Yaozu squeezed in. He rolled up his sleeves and took over the work of washing dishes: "What do you think?"

The scumbag didn't connect to Xueba's brain circuit, and asked with a blank face: "What should I do?"

Qiao Yaozu reasonably suspects that Gu Zhien is playing dumb, but it doesn't matter, just say it once: "Uncle said that I want me to fight once."

what!Has this happened yet?Gu Zhien opened his mouth wide in surprise, like a fool: "Then...then why are you asking me?"

Oh, she's still a scumbag!If you eat it dry and wipe it clean, you won't admit it! "You are the instigator, if I don't look for you, who will I look for?"

"I can't help you." Gu Zhien couldn't help but his face was on fire: "Why don't you go out and find someone? I'll pay for it!"

This suggestion can only be said to be unflattering, and was quickly attacked by Qiao Yaozu, with a vicious look on his face: "You find it for me!"

Is this unwilling?Okay, I got it, I confirmed that I don’t want to, so why are you so vicious?Scared to death, Gu Zhien asked weakly, trembling, "Then what do you think?"

After wringing out the rag and hanging it up, Qiao Yaozu took it for granted: "Of course you are responsible!"

How do you take responsibility for this kind of thing?Gu Zhien has no imagination: "What do you want me to do?"

Seeing no one around, Qiao Yaozu leaned over and whispered in Gu Zhien's ear: "My body, you do it!"

At the beginning, Gu Zhien's brain reacted slowly, and he didn't understand the meaning of it. After he finally understood that it was not suitable for children, he kicked Qiao Yaozu fiercely and cursed: "Rogue!"

When leaving the kitchen, Gu Zhien was about to emit smoke, angrily said, "Fucking man, go to hell! I want to fart!"

When she was angry, Chen Jiayuan ate sugarcane with relish and came over and asked, "Why are you so angry?"

Hitting the muzzle of the gun: "Eat, eat, eat, don't worry about breaking your teeth! The little fairy has no gaps!"

Chen Jiayuan suddenly felt that the sugarcane in her hand was not sweet anymore, she couldn't take it anymore, she couldn't take it anymore, and she didn't mess with her! It was so fierce, even though she felt wronged, she didn't dare to take it hard, and walked away tremblingly, her mother Tigers can't be provoked, the best policy is to walk away, and it's not advisable to stay in right and wrong places for a long time.

The little cousin is so cute, she specially brought over a cut sugar cane: "Sister, I left you the longest and middle two knots, it's so sweet, you eat it."

After eating the sugarcane, Gu Zhien felt better, and was immediately caught by Mrs. Yu to keep the account: "Zhien, did your mother tell you that you should register me as a congratulatory gift?"

Gu Zhien was shocked like a storm: "..."! ! !Thank you, my mother only asked me to bring my mouth to the banquet, and didn't say anything else, let alone give me a job 'by the way'.

Aunt Yu smiled all over her face: "You read a lot, and Auntie believes in you."

This is a hard job, Gu Zhien felt that he could not sink in the sea of ​​suffering alone, so he arrested the strong man Qiao Yaozu, and wanted to suffer together, why should I suffer alone, why should I let the dog man feel better!
Qiao Yaozu, who was being dragged away, was extremely helpless, but he didn't resist, and complied.When meeting Gu Zhien, his principles are always easily compromised.Otherwise, this kind of joining in the fun and uninvited things would never be done normally.

Gu Zhien, who received the gift this time, was an eye-opener, and he called him a good guy. He always thought that eating and drinking were all cash red envelopes. Today, I realized that there are so many kinds, such as gold, silver, jade, pot, bowl, and basin. , Eggs, bacon, chickens and ducks, all of these are understandable.Someone actually sent autographed photos of idols!It's still my own idol, this is too much, the hooked Gu Zhien wanted to commit a crime, and it took prehistoric powers to not embezzle and take it for himself, but took out his mobile phone to take pictures, and touched it again and again.

The most amazing thing is to receive a white note, which says "Eat my wedding wine with this note", the amount is very auspicious, nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine, forever!This man is familiar from ancient times. He is the young boy with yellow hair who rushed Aunt Yu into the field on a motorcycle last time. One hand is hung around his neck with a bandage. It seems that his hand really fell last time.What a guts, dare to come to have a wedding banquet, and don't even bring a penny!I'm not afraid that Mrs. Yu will drive him out with a pole.

Even Qiao Yaozu gave a thumbs up to express his inner amazement!

Huang Mao approached Gu Zhien Gen with a smile, and called affectionately: "Sister..."

If it wasn't for confirming that the mother hadn't given birth to a second child, Gu Zhien would have suspected that this was his brother living outside because of Huang Mao's shouting of intimacy: "According to my seniority, it seems that I should call you uncle!"

"It's not important." Huang Mao smiled flatteringly, flattering and flattering: "Sister, what do you think I should find a job to do well? My mother will give up the tuba and trumpet practice, she is almost 50 I can't bear to let her go to the gate of hell to break through again. If you help me, I think I can save it again. I have studied. I graduated from a medical school. After two years of school, I was dragged away. I went to an electronics factory for an internship, and after working on the assembly line for half a year, I couldn't stand it anymore, and I felt that I was worthless and quit, and I have been at home for two years."

If you have a major, it will be easier to find a job. Gu Zhien asked the specialty: "Then what did you learn in school?"

Huang Mao scratched his head with his uninjured hand, and smiled like a fool: "I forgot all about it!"

Gu Zhien opened his eyes: "..." I forgot that you still talk about majors with me!
Seeing that his expression was wrong, Huang Mao asked aggressively: "Sister, do you still remember the text you memorized during the college entrance examination? Can you memorize the periodic table of chemical elements?"

Gu Zhien, who was stabbed with a knife, kindly blocked him, because he really couldn't remember clearly!I can't recite it!Okay, you're right, why bother to kill each other when you're both scumbags!Osmunda grows under the cauldron, and beans weep in the cauldron.They are born from the same root, so why rush each other!
This time Gu Zhien asked cautiously: "Then what do you want to do?"

Huang Mao replied fluently: "You don't get tired if you work less and earn more."

As soon as the words fell, his mother's bear's paw slapped the back of the head severely: "Why don't you still want to go to heaven? Zhien, ignore him, and let him go to his father honestly after the new year." Moving bricks at the construction site! Let him know that on the day of hoeing, at noon, the sweat drips down the soil. Who knows that every grain of Chinese food is hard work."

"Mom, do you know what kind of life Li Shen who wrote this poem lived? He often spends hundreds or even thousands of guan on a meal. He is pampered and treated very extravagantly and corruptly. Delicious food and wine, beautiful singers, singing and dancing It is his daily life. Because of his extravagant life, cruelty and abuse of power, after his death, he was identified as a cruel official, and he was punished by cutting down the three officials of the gentry, and his descendants were not allowed to be officials."

Huang Mao is not convinced anymore: "You always say that my dad has a back pain after working on the construction site for a long time, and he earns hard money for his hard work. I want to ask my sister for advice. Is it wrong to not work hard like my dad and break his body down? "

As soon as his mother heard what her son said made sense, she looked at Gu Zhien like a savior, and looked at her eagerly as mother and son had the same styles.

(End of this chapter)