The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 142 Fairy descends to earth
Gu Zhien felt so pressured: "I don't have that ability."

Huang Mao is not demanding: "Sister, you have seen a lot, let me think about it."

It's really hard to be generous, Gu Zhien thought about it seriously, and asked: "Then what are you interested in?"

This is a good answer, and Huang Mao is excited: "I like to ride my motorcycle around!"

"Why don't you be a Meituan takeaway rider? Or a courier delivery?" These are all about the streets and alleys, which meet the requirements.

Originally it was just a recommendation, but Huang Mao made a decision on the spot: "Okay, sister, I will go to your city to deliver food after the new year! I will go there on my motorcycle. If I receive an order from you in the future, I promise The first time delivery, let you eat hot."

Seeing that her son has a serious job to do, the mother is satisfied, and happily went to the banquet, and her son followed.

Gu Zhien was left with no confidence: "This is the way to decide the future? Don't you need to think carefully, choose carefully, and think twice? Isn't it too hasty?"

Qiao Yaozu, who watched the whole process, felt extremely helpless: "You know you can't afford other people's lives, so what idea did you come up with?"

Not knowing what the result would be, Gu Zhien cried and said, "I didn't expect them to make a decision in just a few words! I just made a suggestion."

Qiao Yaozu poked Gu Zhien's forehead fiercely: "Be cautious in your words and deeds, and the trouble will come from your mouth to see if you have a long memory!"

It has grown and grown, and this time it will definitely grow: "What should I do if he really goes to the island to deliver food?"

Qiao Yaozu lowered his eyes to look at her, desperate: "Cold salad!"

I have no choice but to take one step at a time. When Gu Zhien was depressed, he saw idols come to give gifts, wow!He rose from hell to heaven in a second, his eyes shined brightly: "Brother Jiang..."

Aidou's face is absolutely perfect, so greedy, people who seduce him miss him, want to fuck him, and want to wake up every day to have him.

He Zhijiang smiled and said, "I know you."

Those who didn't know thought they would meet at Magpie Bridge, but they didn't close their eyes to see each other's tears. Qiao Yaozu's face turned black on the spot, and he snorted coldly.

Olympic champion Xiao Zhiyong slapped his chest with a "bang bang" sound: "My two-meter-tall man is standing here, can't you see it? I don't deserve to be in your eyes? Zhien, you make me so sad , thanks to the fact that you and I have been suffering brothers and sisters for so many years."

Gu Zhien wanted to roll his eyes, who would want to be the penultimate and penultimate brothers and sisters?As long as you have a good brain, you wish you could be [-] meters away from you, okay?I have been tied to you for a few years, and my heart has been stuffed for a few years. I still want to talk about friendship and have a big dream of spring and autumn.

He greeted perfunctorily: "You're back." Then he raised his leg and chased after idol: "Brother Jiang, I'll take you to the table, this way..."

Qiao Yaozu was left with a ball of fire in his dark eyes, and the flames were suppressed by him so that they did not burst out. Finally, he gritted his teeth and stayed to continue to register the gift money. You can't ruin other people's wedding banquets, and you must be kind.

With idols, Gu Zhien had long forgotten what she was supposed to do, and focused on He Zhijiang: "Brother Jiang, sit here, it's quiet and has a good view..."

He Zhijiang did not cause any sensation along the way with the local snake. One is that the Olympic champion is very popular and has attracted most of the attention. The other is that the young people have not come yet, and those who come early are basically older. Elders, older people don't chase stars, and thirdly, He Zhijiang dresses low-key and wears a scarf and hat to cover most of his face. In addition, he is a capable singer, and his songs are more popular than others.

Chen Jiayuan was sitting in the corner doing the quizzes, and she was in a trance when she felt someone was sitting next to her. She subconsciously looked up and grabbed her cousin's thigh quickly and ruthlessly: "Sister, I feel like I'm doing the quizzes. It's magical, it actually brushed out my idol."

"You're not dreaming, it's idols coming to the banquet." There was a piercing pain in her thigh, and Gu Zhien's tears almost fell down. Grinding his teeth, he tried to keep the gentle and sweet expression on his face: "If you don't let go, I'll beat you to hell!"

Chen Jiayuan felt that her life was complete, she suppressed her mouth and screamed: "Sister, brother Jiang is so handsome, my legs are so handsome. I can't do it, sister, help me quickly."

Do not help!Gu Zhien immediately took three steps back.This little cousin looks as delicate as Lin Daiyu, but in fact her hands are so strong that it hurts to pinch someone.

Chen Jiayuan cast a resentful glance at the unscrupulous cousin, coughed and said softly, "Brother Jiang, I like you so much."

Coincidentally, her cousin said the same thing when they met not long ago, she deserves to be a family.

It's unbearable to dare to snatch idol's favor in person, Gu Zhien pinched the enemy's waist fiercely, and asked you to poach my corner, so blatantly.Chen Jiayuan gasped in pain, and kept her facial features normal and undistorted by virtue of her love for idols for decades.

Seeing the two sisters fighting each other, He Zhijiang couldn't help but smile: "Hi, I'm He Zhijiang."

Chen Jiayuan drove the unscrupulous cousin away with all her strength, and then smiled sweetly: "Brother Jiang, I am Yuanyuan, you sing beautifully, and I can sing every song of yours."

He Zhijiang is also very happy that his song can be really liked by others: "Thank you."

With a face that no enemy can beat, and a mouth that is not as sweet as her, Gu Zhien decided to take the route of being a good wife and mother, and went to soak in honey water: "Brother Jiang, drink some hot water to moisten your throat."

He was really thirsty, so He Zhijiang took a sip, the temperature was just slightly sweet, and there was a fragrance of sweet-scented osmanthus honey: "Thank you, it's delicious, I like it very much."

Aidou likes to drink the honey water I soaked. Gu Zhien is full of ambition, and his eyes are full of joy, but he accidentally meets Qiao Yaozu's gaze. My God, it's so scary. Is it okay?Could it be that someone is making trouble?Gu Zhien walked over to check worriedly: "What's wrong?"

With great difficulty, Qiao Yaozu suppressed the tyranny all over his body, stuffed the pen and registration book into Gu Zhien's hands, and left with a cold face.

Gu Zhien was quickly buried in the army of seven aunts and eight aunts who gave gifts: "Zhien, this is my family's gift money, don't make a mistake in the registration, last year when your aunt Yu ate wine at my house, she wrapped a big red envelope , I'm packing it back now..."

Two hundred yuan from the east, and a set of bowls from the west, Gu Zhien soon became dizzy, and even wanted to brush his face in front of idols, but he was powerless.After finally getting out, the banquet had already begun.

Gu Zhien was so tired that her back was aching, while her cousin Chen Jiayuan was laughing beside Aidou.How angry, Idol is mine, no one is allowed to snatch it!Not even a cousin.I deliberately went to carry the stool and put it between the idol and the cousin, and forced: "Add a seat!"

Chen Jiayuan vowed to defend her sovereignty to the death: "My dear, that's not possible."

Jiang is still old and hot, Gu Zhien has plenty of methods to treat his cousin, and kill relatives righteously: "It's ok, how about, let's watch a video again? The one recorded last night."

He actually threatened people!Chen Jiayuan was defeated like a mountain, and angrily gave in.

Seeing that the smile on the cousin's face was no longer sweet, but a little more sinister, Gu Zhien felt exasperated and raised his eyebrows. You are still tender when you grab your idol from me.Eat more salt than rice you've ever eaten!There are more bridges crossed than roads you walk!
The hateful stinky cousin couldn't grab someone on the surface, but she actually did something secretly, pinched the soft flesh of Gu Zhien's waist under the table and twisted it 360 degrees. It was so painful that Gu Zhien couldn't help standing up for a while Get up, causing Aidou to look at him with admiration: "What's wrong?"

Chen Jiayuan didn't give her cousin a chance to talk to idols at all, so she rushed to answer: "My sister is in a hurry, I will go to the bathroom with her."

Gu Zhien really wanted to deny San Lian, "I'm not in a hurry, I don't have any, don't talk nonsense." It's a pity that the cousin dragged her away with her strength, just like a bully robbing a civilian girl.

When they got to the bathroom, the two sisters began to settle the ledger. Chen Jiayuan seized the opportunity and began to complain: "Sister, you are too insidious to threaten people with my snoring!"

"You still have the face to call me sinister, look at your deadly hands." As he said, Gu Zhien lifted up his clothes: "Look, it's all black and blue! I'm your sister, please understand online!"

As if you didn't pinch someone, Chen Jiayuan also lifted up her clothes: "Who is indifferent, who is cruel, who is ruthless, who is unreasonable? I am still your sister, and I need you to love my children..."

All right, it's all done and the tie is tied, then each of them will use their ability to please idols.

The sisterhood broke up, and the boat of family affection capsized.When the two sisters returned to the wine table, they found that the place next to Aidou had been occupied by other goblins, and each of them smiled like a monster: "Brother Jiang, the sweet wine is delicious." "Brother Jiang, The braised pork tastes amazing." "Brother Jiang, fried pork ribs with garlic are crispy on the outside and tender on the inside." "Brother Jiang, the bacon and garlic table is the most distinctive." "Brother Jiang, the cola chicken wings are delicious."

All kinds of delicious food were piled up in front of Aidou. The little goblins competed for splendor, and the Eight Immortals crossed the sea to show their magical powers. They all wanted to monopolize Aidou's favor.

The two sisters were about to rush forward to regain the lost ground, but the bride came to toast, and she recognized Aidou at a glance, and immediately left the groom to chase stars: "Brother Jiang, I'm so happy, unexpectedly at my wedding I can see you coming to the banquet, I am the happiest person in the world..."

The smile on the groom's face had already started to crack, and he walked quickly to He Zhijiang to toast: "Mr. He, thank you for coming to our wedding, Cuicui likes you very much, can you sing a song for us?"

He Zhijiang was forced to open for business.

Gu Zhien was so excited and looking forward to hearing the live version of idol singing, with a big smile.

Unexpectedly, unexpected disasters are coming, and catastrophe is coming out of nowhere, and Aunt Yu drives the ducks to the shelves: "Zhi En, you go to dance. How can you sing without a backup dancer! I think your square dance is very beautiful, go quickly! .”

Sudden misfortune fell from the sky!Gu Zhien was still in a daze when she was forcibly dragged onto the stage by Aunt Yu.

Gu Zhien really wants to die, ma'am, the backup dancers have to rehearse in advance, discuss and choreograph, not just dance casually, do you know that you need to rehearse in advance?Is it appropriate for you to force us to form a team like this?And you are just a temporary stage, it doesn't matter if you don't have a backup dancer, really, it's okay to have a lack of equipment, it's understandable.

The audience has already whistled, clapped, and booed, and the prelude to the music has already sounded: "Sweet honey, you smile sweetly, like flowers blooming in the spring breeze, blooming in the spring breeze, where are you I've seen you before, your smile is so familiar, I can't remember it for a moment, ah, I saw you in my dream, my dream, my sweet smile, it's you..."

Such a sweet song does not match the square ghost dance. It is better to play the song of Phoenix Legend than Teresa Teng. Gu Zhien tried to get away with paddling on the platform like a wooden pile. Unfortunately, Aunt Yu is a fanatic fan of square dance. She yelled: "Zhien, jump up and start singing..."

Thanks to Mrs. Yu for her loud voice, all the guests heard it, so the large-scale social death scene came, and Gu Zhien didn't know how her hands and feet jumped, anyway, her mind was empty, and she stared at the sky blankly... …

He Zhijiang accidentally turned around and saw Gu Zhien was dancing for him very stiffly, and he was dancing a square ghost dance that didn't match at all. He was really shocked. It was the first time in his life that he made a mistake on stage. Sing the splits.

Hurry up and don’t dare to look at it again, He Zhijiang tightly strangled his thigh so that there was no laughing place, please forgive me for being used to teaming up with professional top dancers, I never thought that one day I would be able to team up with square dancers to sing, Oh my god, it's so spooky.

After singing "Sweet Honey", it seamlessly connects with "Today is a Good Day": "Hey, the happy gongs and drums beat out the festivities every year, the beautiful dances bring joy every day, and the oil paint of the sun makes today's day red, The flowers of life are our smiles, today is a good day, everything you want can come true..."

He Zhijiang's song has changed, but Gu Zhien's dance is still the same dance. I am desperate for what to do. I have only learned square dancing for a short time. Although the teacher taught two songs, I only learned this one... …

The match between the two is so weird that the audience has already burst out laughing.Especially those young people who stomped their feet and patted their thighs and laughed ruthlessly!
Taking advantage of the gap between the accompaniment, He Zhijiang endured it again and again, but still couldn't help but looked back, and it was still the same familiar movement, it's over, this song can't go on, I really want to laugh, what should I do, I feel that my career is ushering in the biggest challenge.

Fortunately, in the end, I carried it with tenacious willpower, barely laughed, and insisted on finishing the singing with a professional standard.As soon as He Zhijiang finished singing, he left the venue as quickly as possible, went to the bathroom and laughed wildly for a full ten minutes before entering the table again. Gu Zhien was not seen at the table, and he searched around deliberately, but he didn't know where she went.

Gu Zhien is squatting in the corner as an ostrich, and has no face to go out to meet people.Because after the performance, Chen Jiayuan showed her the dancing video, what was the zombie dancing in it?The person who refuses to admit that the dancer is a girl from the Gu family.

Chen Jiayuan's vengeance was avenged, rubbing her stomach and laughing wildly: "Darling, should we delete each other?"

"I was just hit, not brain-dead. After deleting you, there are still recordings on other people's phones, and you will have them again when you turn around. Your snoring video is exclusive to me. You think it's a loss Can I do business? Go away, I want to be quiet."

Taking advantage of the danger and not fooling her cousin, Chen Jiayuan left in shock.

But another person came uninvited, it was Qiao Yaozu, and he asked, "Who is Jingjing?"

What a bad joke!Not funny!Gu Zhien ignored him.

"Now I know it's embarrassing. Didn't you dance very happily just now?" Qiao Yaozu stood behind and couldn't bear to look straight at him, like watching a monkey.

Gu Zhien's voice was muffled: "You don't understand, Aunt Yu is very kind to me, and she is the master today, if I don't dance, I won't do well. When your mother came to my house to make trouble, Aunt Yu even brought a pole to me. I'm helping out."

Qiao Yaozu: "..."! ! !OK, it's quite polite.

Qiao Yaozu couldn't get used to Gu Zhien's pathetic look, and he thought about it and comforted him: "Didn't you always say that as long as you are not embarrassed, the embarrassing one is someone else?"

Just forgot this truth!Gu Zhien was successfully comforted, and immediately revived with full blood and went through fire and water to grab idols with the little fairy. It is more important to take a group photo.Leaving Qiao Yaozu beating his chest and stamping his feet, he knew it would be better to let her wither into pickles half dead.

Originally, He Zhijiang was worried that Gu Zhien would be hit, but seeing that she looked radiant and energetic, he let go of his hanging heart, and when she squeezed over to take a photo, he clenched his hand into a fist on her On the shoulders, it looks more intimate.

When seeing the group photo, Gu Zhien felt that her life had reached the pinnacle, idol on the left, Qiao Yaozu on the right, beautiful cousin Jia Gu family legend Gu Duofu, and the Olympic champion in the back row.Gu Duofu here is a paper figure, which must be made in proportion to the real person.This was specially requested by Mrs. Yu, and there must be no less blessings at the wedding banquet.

Gu Zhien threw this group photo to Hu Honghui to look at, and deliberately enticed her: "Let me show you the current circle of the group, it is already a ceiling!"

"Idol, Mr. Qiao, the Olympic champion, the ancient god." Hu Honghui recognized one by one: "Who is that little beauty? A star who just debuted? She has a perfect face, the grass is green, and the dew is frost. The so-called Yiren, in the On the side of the water, hibiscus is not as good as beauty makeup, the water hall is full of pearls and emerald fragrance, the phoenix eyes are half-curved to hide amber, and the vermilion lips are dotted with cherries, light makeup is always suitable."

It is still very proud to have a beautiful sister who is well-known far and wide, Gu Zhien showed off: "My cousin, a senior, is a student of painting."

"She can get by with her face, and she's so talented!" After Hu Honghui sighed, she began to sell her brother who is popular among people: "I don't know if I should say it or not. I have a brother who hasn't spoken yet." Find someone..."

"If your brother is willing to be the son-in-law, you can also discuss it. My aunt only has one daughter, and it is impossible for my sister to marry far away." NMG, not a little far away.

Hu Honghui howled miserably: "That's over, it's over, if my brother dares to be a door-to-door son-in-law, I'm afraid my mother will break his legs, or the kind with both legs broken." I was a little bit shocked, so I saw that my little friend was very upset. Pleasing to the eye: "Your sister is as beautiful as the Nine Heavens Xuannv, and you stand beside her like a burning maid. Compared with your sister's appearance, you are instantly reduced to scum."

Hey, if you can't be an in-law, there's no need to personally attack and be an enemy: "Nonsense, I'm also a little fairy."

Unable to find her sister-in-law, Hu Honghui turned black: "Yes, you are also a fairy, but you still hit the ground face first when you descend to the mortal world."

Gu Zhien: "..."! ! !I have the urge to overturn the ship of friendship with my own hands.

Hu Honghui's venomous tongue continued: "You are surrounded by big bosses and heavyweights. Don't you think you are an ugly duckling who strayed into a flock of swans? Do you think it's appropriate for you to stand with them?"

Gu Zhien withstood the torture from the soul with his strength: "I think it's appropriate."

The friend from NMG was not convinced: "Why?"

(End of this chapter)