The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 143
Gu Zhien didn't change his expression: "Because I'm the person the Chairman cares about the most."

What the Chairman is most concerned about is the people in need!Hu Honghui crazily praised her friend's cheekiness: "You have to recognize the second, no one dares to be the first."

Gu Zhien laughed loudly: "It's too much."

Before her smile fell, Hu Honghui asked abruptly: "Come on, scum girl, please express your thoughts on the happiness of people who hug you left and right."

Almost choked to death, Gu Zhien coughed for a long time before he calmed down: "You really think highly of me, do you think I look like someone with a pool of sweets? I am also a blessing to everyone, and there are many husbands."

Hu Honghui deliberately took a screenshot of the photo, and also marked it with key points: "Idol's hands are on your shoulders, and Mr. Qiao's arms are around your waist! You also said that there are no fish in your pond! These are two big fish!"

It wasn't until he saw the place specially circled in the photo that Gu Zhien realized that the two people's hand movements were different. They didn't feel it at all when taking the photo, especially Qiao Yaozu didn't know when he touched it. He didn't even know when it reached his waist, and his face turned green all of a sudden.

Seeing that Gu Zhien was refuted by the iron-like facts, Hu Honghui concluded: "You sea king! Your ability to seduce people behind your back is getting better, please share your experience selflessly."

"How to share?!" Gu Zhien felt that he was at a big loss: "I didn't find out if you didn't tell me."

Hu Honghui gave a long 'oh': "Understood, similar to the legend that everyone in the world knows that you have been cheated, but you don't know."

What kind of metaphor is this, Gu Zhien wanted to hit someone, so he changed the subject forcibly: "By the way, the beef jerky was received, it's delicious, why don't you open an online store, your products are genuine and delicious."

"Okay, anyway, I'm idle at home, and it's going to be moldy, so I'll go get one." Hu Honghui is a man of action, so he hung up the phone and went to the online store after speaking.

Leaving Gu Zhien staring at the photo in a daze, intending to remove Qiao Yaozu from the threesome, but no matter how you cut it, the big hand on the waist is still there, I really want to chop off his claws with a kitchen knife, proper salty pork knuckles !Take a look at idol's gentleman's hands, it's obvious when you compare them!What is a gentleman and what is a villain!

At some point, Qiao Yaozu floated over, silently like a ghost, and suddenly asked from behind: "Why are you in a daze?"

Have the guts to come here!Gu Zhien took the group photo in front of him and glared: "Where do you put your hands?!"

Qiao Yaozu's eyes fell on Gu Zhien's shoulder in the photo, feeling that the hand that was clasped was very dazzling, and asked casually: "What's wrong?"

He also asked innocently what's wrong!In this world there is such a brazen person, Gu Zhien is vicious and vicious, and warned: "Next time I will chop it up."

Qiao Yaozu replied calmly: "Oh."

Really pissed off.

At this time, Xiao Zhiyong finally fished He Zhijiang out of the crowd, and took Gu Zhien away when he passed by: "My grandfather said that he found an old craftsman for you."

Ah, the basin has already been repaired. I was so busy these days that I got dizzy and forgot to say to Grandpa Xiao: "You let go, it will damage my image." It's like an eagle catching a chick.

Xiao Zhiyong was tall and strong, with one enemy against a hundred, he protected the two of them until they walked out of Yu's house before letting go: "Your traffic artists are too scary, are these people crazy?"

After singing two songs, the entire village, men, women, and children were fascinated. Everyone came to ask for a group photo and autograph. It was crazy and scary, especially the opposite sex. Seeing Tang Monk, the evil wolf looked like flesh, and rushed forward like bees and butterflies, wishing he could take him home.

He Zhijiang's hair was messed up, his scarves and hats were all far away from him, and he was panting heavily: "Thank you. The people in your village are so enthusiastic." It's like Tang Seng entered the Pansi Cave!It's going to kill me.

How could it be over-enthusiastic? Gu Zhien felt that those goblins had gone too far, and they all wished they could snatch their idols back to bed and make love to them.But, it's understandable, because she also wants to snatch it.

Xiao Zhiyong looked He Zhijiang up and down with his chest in his arms for a while, and then said: "I really don't know what women look like nowadays, men should be as strong as me!" After finishing speaking, he pulled up his sleeves and posed like a bodybuilder Classic pose.

Seeing the muscles on the arms of the Olympic champion bulging one by one, Gu Zhien couldn't help but go up and pinch: "Why does it look like a fake?"

Gu Zhien wanted to pinch his hand again after pinching, but Qiao Yaozu slapped his salty pig's hand away, and he reprimanded with a cold face: "How decent!"understand?

How much strength did this dog man use? Gu Zhien felt that his hands were numb from his slap, and kept shaking his hands in an attempt to relieve the pain a little.Watching the interaction between the two, Xiao Zhiyong couldn't help laughing: "You are the only one who can cure her, and you really deserve to be the overlord of our class."

The reason why Qiao Yaozu is said to be the overlord is because he occupies the first place in the first grade of the class all the year round, and has never been taken down by anyone.However, Xiao Zhiyong and Gu Zhien occupy the bottom one and the bottom two all the year round, and they have never wavered, and they are named the three overlords by the students.

Qiao Yaozu was modest and dared not take it seriously: "I can't cure her, she has already gone to heaven."

Dog man, ruin my image in front of idols!Gu Zhien angrily scolded Qiao Yaozu in his heart, if it wasn't for Aidou, he would have to be punished, and he would have to know how powerful he is.

He Zhijiang watched the interaction between the three of them from the side, and when he talked about the friendship between classmates in the past, he formed a small circle of his own, and he felt a little lost in his heart. There are many things that he will never get after that age, and he is very envious of them. Such carefree student days.

Gu Zhien was very sensitive to the emotional fluctuations of idols. She took out the wedding candy sent by Aunt Yu from her coat pocket, stuffed one for He Zhijiang, and gave him a bright smile.

Seeing the smiling face in front of him, He Zhijiang was infected, and couldn't help but lower his eyes and laugh.It's amazing, I met all kinds of beauties in the entertainment industry, they are more attractive than Gu Zhien's face, but no one's smile can be so warm, the eyebrows and eyes are so healing, so warm that people's hearts will melt up.

Although Qiao Yaozu has been chatting with Xiao Zhiyong, he has developed a habit of paying more attention to Gu Zhien, so he clearly saw the interaction between her and He Zhijiang. The outermost side came behind Gu Zhien, and he raised his hand to grab the scarf on her back.

This scarf is the same style of idol that Gu Zhien bought with the money he saved from eating sweets for three months, so when he noticed something was wrong, he quickly looked back and saw Qiao Yaozu wiping his hands with the scarf of the same style of idol. What a devil!Can't bear it.

Gu Zhien turned into an angry bird and rushed over to avenge blood hatred, and beat Qiao Yaozu: "Your conscience was eaten by a dog!"

Qiao Yaozu took it as a tickle for what kind of offensive power Zhan Wuzang could have: "My hands are a little dirty, so I borrow your scarf to wipe them. You use my handkerchief a lot."

Can this be the same?Gu Zhien was furious: "If I use your racket with Liu Guoliang's signature to slap mosquitoes, can you bear it?"

Qiao Yaozu immediately empathized with him, it was really unbearable, so he took out his mobile phone and sent red envelopes to apologize: "My fault, please make a lot of it, Your Lady Queen."

The sincerity is very strong, which is reflected in the huge amount of compensation, but no one can refuse it personally. Gu Zhien happily accepted it, but he still has to say harsh words: "Dare to have a next time, I will not spare you."

"Could it be that you want to imprison me? Whip me? Torture me? Ravage me?" After talking about it, Qiao Yaozu narrowed his starry eyes, a little eager to try, thinking that it is not impossible to try.

The more Gu Zhien listened, the more weird he felt. Although every abuse that Qiao Yaozu said was a violent punishment, his expression and tone of voice were not right. I couldn't tell exactly what was wrong. A woman's intuition was not good, so she was very angry. Kicked him in the shin and ran away.

Xiao Zhiyong, who watched the whole process, was amazed: "Why do you say you are, since you were in school, you love to provoke her, and you have to apologize when you offended her badly, why bother?"

Qiao Yaozu watched Gu Zhien run away, and then said slowly: "You don't understand." This kind of fun is like the pleasure of the boudoir, outsiders are insignificant, and they enjoy it.

Xiao Zhiyong, who has been single since mother-fetal, really doesn’t understand. He is very thankful: “I was relieved to see that you are still single, and I feel less anxious. Every day I am urged to get married by my grandpa, I feel unreal. It seems that I am single Just like crime, we are the only ones in the class who are still sticking to the position of being unmarried. Some students have three children, but can you believe that there are three marriages?! It's outrageous."

What makes Xiao Zhiyong more accepting of his incompetence is that the male classmate is just an ordinary guy who didn't go to college, is less than [-] meters tall, has a beer belly, and spends three days fishing and two days drying the net at work. Playing cards, and then looking for a job after losing, just like that, it's unscientific that three girls fell into his hands!What are the girls trying to do with him?
"Why don't you say that no one is interested in me? I wait for girls to come to me every day, and I wait until the day lily is cold, but no one comes, and even the bitch detours when they see me! What is the reason for this? No smoking, no drinking, no clubbing, self-discipline to keep fit every day, and helping old people when they cross the road, can this be regarded as a high-quality man? Why is there no relationship with the opposite sex? Can you believe it? No matchmaker has ever appeared My family! When I just won the Olympic champion, I would be full of ambitions, and the requirements are indeed a bit high, but now I have retreated to as long as the women live, and no one patronizes me! What kind of world is this?"

Xiao Zhiyong couldn't help but burst into tears after talking about it, saying that men don't flick their tears lightly, because they haven't reached the place where they are sad, because their hearts have been hurt badly.

Qiao Yaozu looked at Xiao Zhiyong's height, coupled with his muscular body, he was really persuasive: "Have you read Teacher Feng's "Don't Talk to Strangers"?"

"I've seen it, but what does this have to do with me?" After asking, Xiao Zhiyong suddenly realized: "You mean girls think I'm too strong and are afraid of being raped by me? Never hit a woman."

Who can tell, there are many men who look good before marriage, but practice their wives like sacks after marriage.

Xiao Zhiyong sighed gloomyly: "It's true that Xiao He is successful and Xiao He is defeated. My height helps me gain points in my career, but it also hinders me in choosing a mate. Fortunately, you are with me, otherwise everyone would have a family As long as I have no one to marry, I will doubt my life."

Qiao Yaozu refused to admit: "I am different from you! You are what you want but don't have, and I am what I want but I don't want to."

Although it was a bit confusing, Xiao Zhiyong understood it. It means that there is a Goubuli steamed stuffed bun that ordinary people care about, and the other is a fragrant bun that you fight for me to smash your head. The contrast is too tragic to bear. This friendship between classmates does not want to continue So I went to look for comfort from another single dog, He Zhijiang: "Xiao Jiang, you don't like to have girlfriends in the entertainment industry, especially traffic stars, otherwise it will affect your career. You can't make mistakes..."

In order not to be the last single dog, Xiao Zhiyong also broke his heart and used it to confuse people.

It's the cold winter, but he feels the spring breeze blowing on his face. He Zhizhi looked at Gu Zhien who was already washing his scarf with a smile: "In fact, it's not bad to be in a relationship. Someone cares about someone and someone is with you. It's better than being alone. Humans are social animals after all..."

Of course I know that falling in love is sweet, but the question is what can I do if no one patronizes me?Xiao Zhiyong was also very desperate, seeing another single dog Gu Zhien in a blink of an eye, he suddenly had a bold idea and implemented it: "Zhien, you see we grew up together, we can be regarded as childhood sweethearts, We are also from the same village, so we can be regarded as knowing the basics. Although there are some relatives who are turning corners, they are not in the third generation. They have been out of five clothes for a long time. You are single and I am unmarried. Why don't we just make do with each other? ?”

It was the first time in his life that Gu Zhien, who was bubbling with both hands, was suddenly proposed. This feeling was so unspeakable, his head was a little dizzy, and he felt a little drifting. He looked at a loss: "Ah?!"

Xiao Zhiyong originally wanted to continue to encourage and fool Gu Zhien, but his male intuition made him feel murderous. When he looked up, he saw two jackals, tigers and leopards. He was so scared that the nine-foot man took a few steps back: "What are you two doing?" Well?" I didn't provoke you, why is it like eating people? !So scary.

Poaching corners face to face, but not tearing you apart, it is because everyone has read books, understands the law, and knows that killing people pays for their lives, otherwise they will make you a ghost on the spot.

"Actually, someone gave you a sneak peek at the banquet today." Qiao Yaozu didn't talk nonsense, it really did.

This was the first time in his life that the opposite sex looked at him differently. Xiao Zhiyong was so excited, he was dubious: "Really? Who is it?"

"Miao Cuihua from your village." She is famous, even Qiao Yaozu, who is from outside the village, knows her.

As soon as Xiao Zhiyong heard that it was a famous village flower, Xiao Zhiyong was like an old monk. "Cuihua treats everyone equally, as long as she is an unmarried man, she will make eye contact." Fortunately, she has a strong sense of principle, and the glances are only given to unmarried men. Men, don't look straight at married men.

Miao Cuihua is a rare flower in the village. During the blooming season, she felt that no one was good enough for her, so she picked and picked thirty-eight. It’s just that it can only be seen from a distance and cannot be played with. She has a serious cleanliness disorder, and she has to stay three feet away from people when talking. If anyone sneezes and passes by her door, she will even block the road in front of the door Disinfection inside and out, which may not be a big deal in cities, but it is very noticeable in rural areas.Not to mention who would visit her house, not only would they have to wear shoe covers, but they would also have to put disposable cushions on the stools...it was so hairy that most people couldn't stand it.

Thinking that Miao Cuihua is still single at thirty-eight, Xiao Zhiyong suddenly regained confidence, and felt that the sense of crisis was not so strong, so he let go of a friend who grew up with him in a village. The world is clear, after she was stunned, she said seriously: "If you want to discuss marriage, you have to go through three media and six hires to bring it up with my mother. I will listen to my mother."

He Zhijiang, who was helping to draw water from the well, paused, feeling that his knowledge had broadened again, learned, learned, and asked his parents first to propose marriage.

Qiao Yaozu's mood immediately changed from bright to gloomy, because he remembered Gu's father's "I have promised, Gu's daughters will not enter Qiao's house." Once again, he felt a deep sense of powerlessness towards his own mother, this kind of pig who is holding back his legs Teammates are still annoying, pig teammates can still be changed, my mother gave it to me, I can't change it, I can only accept it.

As soon as he heard that he was going to meet his parents, the imposing nine-foot man became a quail bird. Xiao Zhiyong had a bitter face: "I'm afraid." As for why he was afraid?It's very simple, the same age and class as Gu Zhien means that the teacher is the same. Although he has been in the society for many years, the fear of seeing the teacher still hasn't grown.I was detained by my mother when I was a child, by my aunt in middle school, and by my aunt in high school. Their reasons are surprisingly the same. Anyway, driving one sheep is also driving two sheep, so it’s okay to drive two, so Gu Zhien suffered a lot. The road Xiao Zhiyong traveled was all the same, until he was taken away by the coach in the second year of high school before they parted ways.

Just because of this, Xiao Zhiyong completely calmed down his thoughts of fooling Gu Zhien. Her son-in-law is not easy to be, even more difficult than a single dog. "To be the son-in-law of your Gu family, you have to pass five trials and kill six generals."

Gu Zhien smiled, because this topic was discussed when we warmed up together: "My brother-in-law said that the first test is him, check the body from the inside out to be clear and clear, so as not to be unhappy after marriage. It’s better.” There are two points highlighted in it, one is genetic disease, and the other is fraudulent marriage.Don't think that those are just news. There are many gay men who find a woman to marry and act as an eyesore, and those who don't do it are even caught.

He Zhijiang was curious and couldn't help asking: "What about the second level?"

"My aunt." Thinking of her aunt's words, Gu Zhien felt heartbroken and frustrated: "She said that she was very picky, and she had to pick a smart one to raise the average IQ of the next generation, so that the younger generation in the family would not be able to do homework every day. Chickens fly and dogs jump."

Xiao Zhiyong gave up this time. He was confident that he would succeed in the first test, but he was clearly dead in the second test. A scumbag with confidence would never be able to pass the test.

Qiao Yaozu suddenly felt that he could still rescue him. The first level has been passed, and the second level is fine: "Is there a third level?"

"My brother." Gu Zhi'en still feels that his brother's request is a bit strange: "He said that he wants to have a conversation with him." The one who married is his sister, why does the brother-in-law want to have a conversation with him?Shouldn't it be something to talk about with my sister?
(End of this chapter)