The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 144
Qiao Yaozu, who still had trouble getting along with Gu Duofu: "..."! ! !This is a high mountain, even higher than Mount Everest!Most people can't get over it.As far as Gu Duofu's mind is so close to that of a monster, there are few people in the whole country who can match it.What's more, the books he read are numerous and miscellaneous and he has memorized all of them. If you want to talk to him, this is the difficulty from the [-]th level of hell.

Chatting with Gu Duofu, Xiao Zhiyong said that it is good to worship him, and it would be too stupid to chat: "Is there a fourth level?"

"My mother." Gu Zhien felt that the most practical thing was his own mother: "If you don't marry far away, it's enough for your in-law's family to get along well."

He Zhijiang was curious: "What about your father?" The level of the head of the family should be the most difficult, I don't know what level it will be.

"Oh, my dad didn't ask for it the most, as long as he can drink and play chess with him." Gu Dad said, if he can walk in front of him to prove that he has passed the fifth level, then there is no need to make it difficult for the sixth general. It is already a dragon and a phoenix among people.

The reason why it is the fifth level is because there is Uncle Gu. Although he has been staying in the army and rarely comes back, he still cares about the juniors very much: "Zhien must do a few tricks with me to find a boyfriend, weak chicken It seems like you can't marry, but the head of the family wants to set up a family, how can you be soft and useless!"

Xiao Zhiyong suddenly realized: "No wonder your siblings are still single! This is a requirement that ordinary people can't handle."

When it comes to younger brothers, Gu Zhien has a heart attack: "I don't have so many demands on my brother-in-law, just ask my brother to like me." It's a pity that no one has caught Gu Duofu's eyes so far.

Everyone at the scene felt heartbroken this time: "..."! ! !Isn't this difference in treatment too obvious!It's been a century, and men and women have been equal for a long time. Do the elders of the ancient parents know it?

Seeing that morale was too low, Xiao Zhiyong went to get a hoe and walked to the red plum tree next to the grain drying field of the house: "I dug out a jar of wine that my grandfather buried ten years ago for you to get drunk and relieve your worries."

When the wine was buried back then, Gu Zhien also helped to dig the pit. As soon as he heard that the wine was going to be dug out, he worked hard, put the cleaned scarf on the clothes pole, and excitedly went to grab the hoe: "I will dig it, I will dig it." .”

But Xiao Zhiyong didn't dare to take the risk for her: "Let me dig it, I'm afraid you're not serious, if you go down with a hoe and smash the pot, then my grandfather will have to chase you for several streets with a walking stick."

Thinking that it was very possible, Gu Zhien didn't dare to be brave, and obediently abdicated to let Xian: "You dig."

Watching the Olympic champion hoe and shovel the soil, Gu Zhien was looking forward to it: "When I buried the wine, I buried a wishing box in it. I don't know if it is well preserved now."

He Zhijiang turned into a curious baby: "Do you have any wishes in the box?"

This, Gu Zhien glanced at Qiao Yaozu, and smiled awkwardly: "There is, it is, but it has not been realized."

Qiao Yaozu felt a little nervous when Gu Zhien saw it, and asked sensitively: "Is it related to me?"

Gu Zhien closed his mouth tightly and stopped talking.

This time everyone became curious about the wishing box, and the three of them stared at Xiao Zhiyong's hoe without blinking, watching him feel a lot of psychological pressure, as if he was afraid that the hoe would be dug up and collapsed. Fortunately, Huangtian paid off, and finally the wine and the wishing box were dug out intact.

The wish is packed in a moon cake iron box, a big one, because it has been buried in the ground all year round, it is already very rusty, but it has held on tenaciously and is not broken.Gu Zhien opened the box, and everyone immediately opened their eyes. Unexpectedly, it was a werewolf, and the box was full of wishes!So much, who wants to be exhausted?No wonder it didn't happen.Should!

"The papers that failed in mathematics, the papers that failed in Chinese, the papers that failed in English...every time I failed in the exam, I wished that the Bodhisattva would bless all the questions in the college entrance examination that I could do, and that Tsinghua University and Peking University would let me choose. "Take out all the test papers, and only the biggest worrying wish of girlhood remains.

But this is too private, so Gu Zhien will not share it with everyone, so he folded up the old wishing paper and put it back in his pocket.

Qiao Yaozu was also convinced when he saw the red on the paper: "I guess you don't have so many passing papers. It's a very simple question. Look at the last big question, just put the formula in it..."

When it comes to grades, Xiao Zhiyong, who is also a scumbag, has no confidence to speak. You must know that he is the last one, with a lower score than Gu Zhien, so he silently dragged He Zhijiang away, leaving Gu Zhien to suffer alone. Training.The reason why He Zhijiang was brought in was to save face for his comrades who had fought in the same trench. He used to sit at the back table of the two of them and watched Qiao Yaozu admonishing others a lot.

Another topic!Gu Zhien raised his hands in surrender: "Please let me go! I have passed the college entrance examination for many years, and I don't want to know how to do these questions!" Don't want to know at all, okay?I don't want to relive the nightmare of the college entrance examination at all.

It was a pity that it was rejected, and Qiao Yaozu showed no mercy: "Unfortunately, this question is in the same line as the question in the title of the college you are about to take the exam..."

I don't want to take the exam!Gu Zhien gave up the test: "Let's talk about it after the new year, why don't you let me spend the new year safely?"

Qiao Yaozu was silent for a while: "Show me."

The topic jumped too fast, and Gu Zhien didn't react for a while: "Ah? What are you looking at?"

As Qiao Yaozu looked into his pockets, he understood that he needed to look at the wishing paper that was put away, so he refused without hesitation: "No."

Capitalists don’t like to be rejected, and once they are rejected, they like to throw money at others. After Qiao Yaozu smashed three huge red envelopes, the weak-willed Gu Zhien bowed his head to the source of all evil: " It's what you want to see, so don't blame me after reading it."

Taking out the wishing paper and photographing it to Qiao Yaozu, Gu Zhien ran away, fearing that the red envelopes just received would not be kept.

Qiao Yaozu took a deep breath, and slowly opened the wishing paper. After reading the ten lines at a glance, he felt sore and uncomfortable.At that time, Gu Zhien should be the saddest time. It was full of accusations: "Qiao Yaozu's mother is too annoying. Why should I say that I want to get a side job and be shameless? Who wants to marry a high school? Come to warn me? If there is a bodhisattva, I hope to take her away."

The girl's grievance, embarrassment, shame, pain, and anger were all vividly written on the paper. Qiao Yaozu saw it for real, and felt lost in his heart.Eighteen-year-old Gu Zhien's heart aches, she shouldn't have to bear these things, and at the same time, she is angry with herself for bringing this disaster to her. At that most sensitive age, this is tantamount to a catastrophe.Fortunately, she made it through. Thanks to the Gu family's education, she was able to withstand the pressure and survived.And still so sunny and cheerful, optimistic and energetic, with such a bright smile.very nice.

Qiao Yao Zuzhen took care of this girl's thoughts carefully, hoping that one day she would be freed from surprise and suffering.

Seeing Qiao Yaozu approaching with a straight face, Gu Zhien was afraid that the cooked duck would fly away, so he stuffed him with a glass of wine without saying a word: "Cheers."

Qiao Yaozu took it, raised his head, was bored, and took away the glass of wine that Gu Zhien had just taken a sip of, and He Zhijiang frowned as he watched from the side.

The wine glass was robbed by the creditor, Gu Zhien dared to be angry and dare not speak out, but fortunately, he had already tasted the wine, it was spicy to the throat, and it was not good, so there was not much regret.

Looking at Gu Zhien who was being controlled to death, Xiao Zhiyong shook his head again and again and said to Qiao Yaozu: "You didn't get tired of taking care of her when you were studying? You would scold her for eating a popsicle. It's miserable to be your deskmate. "

Just had a large income, the most important thing is that this income is not very stable, there is a risk of flying away, so Gu Zhien is very doggy: "It's not miserable, I am willing." Take it easy, I've been used to it for so many years.

Gu Zhien's answer obviously pleased Qiao Yaozu, he raised his thick eyebrows at Xiao Zhiyong, and said silently, "You see, we are willing to fight and suffer, so you don't have to worry about salty carrots."

Looking at the natural interaction between the three of them, the time they shared could not be inserted at all, He Zhijiang drank the wine in the glass sullenly, and poured another glass, a little bit like getting drunk.

Xiao Zhiyong didn't dare, and quickly stopped him: "You have to catch a plane later, no matter how reluctant you are to part, you can't drink too much."

Yes, reluctance, there is a lot of deep reluctance, He Zhijiang sighed: "The gathering is too short."

Gu Zhien is not so sad: "The rest of my life is very long, and some of it is time to be together."

He Zhijiang smiled, lowered his head and drank the last sip of wine in the cup.I really envy Gu Zhien and the others who can be born in a normal family, surrounded by deep love, they don't understand how difficult it is to be lonely.Regarding the separation, they said that there will be plenty of time to get together again in the future, but for He Zhijiang, the separation means that he has to face the loneliness of the house alone.

Xiao Zhiyong is the one who has known He Zhijiang the longest and gets along the most, and knows him best. He knows that he actually likes to be lively, so he puts away the wine so as not to get drunk: "After drinking my wine, you should work for me Already."

There is still work to do!If I had known earlier, I would not have taken that sip!Gu Zhien was on guard, and asked cautiously: "What work do you want to do?"

Looking at the two students at the front table, Xiao Zhiyong smiled: "It's not difficult for those who meet, but not for those who are difficult. Write couplets for me. Chinese New Year is coming soon, it's time to post couplets."

It's really not difficult to write couplets. Gu Zhien breathed a sigh of relief. It's rare for her to be able to do this from small to large. She happily responded: "Okay, what do you want to write?"

I really couldn't think of what I wanted to write for a while, so Xiao Zhiyong made one request: "Just get out of the single as soon as possible."

How simple is the wish of a single dog!Gu Zhien thought for a while, and wrote: "The first couplet: A hundred years of love and early birth of dragon and phoenix twins, the second couplet: All the best, I wish the gods and immortals together. Banner: Harmony and beauty"

He lowered his head and pondered over and over again. The more he thought about it, the more satisfied Xiao Zhiyong became. He had twins, so the appointment was off the order: "Okay, this will be posted on the front door of my house, Azu, you can write me some more pictures and I will post them in the office, asking for money."

Qiao Yaozu bowed his head and thought for a while, then started to write.

Gu Zhien walked up to He Zhijiang with a sweet smile: "Brother Jiang, do you have anything you want to write? I'll write it for you."

After 29 years, He Zhijiang has never had the experience of posting or writing couplets. It was the first time someone said that he would write couplets for him. Suffering from wandering around, the second couplet: Mian Dan Mian inevitably has no branches to rely on. Hengbiao: People's hearts are happy."

This is really what He Zhijiang has been pursuing these years. Although the economy has improved after becoming an idol, the life before was too hard, and the feeling of helplessness and panic has been engraved into his heart. In the flesh and blood, I have been working hard all these years, and I dare not relax for a moment.

He Zhijiang looked at Qiao Yaozu and Qiao Yaozu's fluent pen and calligraphy, and his heart was full of bitterness and sadness. Who wouldn't want to have a good growth environment?It's a pity that not everyone can be so lucky. Many people have tried their best to survive. The icing on the cake is too far away and unattainable.

Gu Zhien finished writing the couplets of idols, thought for a while and wrote another one, "The first couplet: smooth sailing and good luck every year, the second couplet: everything is going well, backgammon, horizontal comment: all wishes come true."

"Brother Jiang, this is my sincere blessing to you. I wish you a happy and prosperous year in and year out."

He Zhijiang accepted the straightforward but precious blessing with a smile: "How about adding a WeChat account?"

The surprise came so suddenly, Gu Zhien kept screaming like a groundhog in his heart, and nodded repeatedly: "Okay, okay." I have long wanted Idol's WeChat, and I have dreamed of adding it, in fact, many times in the past few days I have all the courage to want to add friends with idols, but every time I am timid before the battle, I always want to be steady, and it is better to ask if I am familiar with it. Otherwise, if idols do not want to add friends, wouldn’t it be embarrassing?
Finally, when the warm spring came, Gu Zhien felt that today must be her lucky day. Mrs. Yu chose this day to hold a wedding banquet, and she really chose it right, it was a good day.

Not only did she add idols as friends, but she also added a private phone number. Gu Zhien's eyes and eyebrows were filled with joy, and she felt that today is her lucky day.

After successfully adding friends, He Zhijiang thought for a while and said: "Sometimes my manager will keep my phone, such as during rehearsals or stage performances. If I don't reply in time, please be patient."

Wait, definitely wait, waiting for idols is very patient.

I like the way Gu Zhien smiled with crooked eyebrows, and He Zhijiang added a little sunshine to her smile, and sent a red envelope of 8888 yuan, leaving the words: Retouching fee.

Gu Zhien never thought that his writing was so valuable!It's still the seal of approval from idols, really smiling like a flower, shining brightly, and full of spring breeze.

Xiao Zhiyong was also shocked by such a large amount of money: "You people in the entertainment industry are really rich and powerful." After sighing, he also sent the same big red envelope to Gu Zhien. It's not that he is rich, but that he must never embarrass the Olympic champion It represents the sports circle, and has won the championship, so it can't be better than the entertainment circle!

Gu Zhien didn't dare to accept it. The red envelopes received from idols are not for the money, but for the closeness of idols. It is not appropriate to accept the red envelopes from the students at the back table: "No need, I have already drank your wine."

Before Xiao Zhiyong could refuse, Qiao Yaozu tapped on Gu Zhien's cell phone with a cold face, and a prompt sounded immediately: "The account is 8888 yuan."

What shocked Xiao Zhiyong even more was that Qiao Yaozu looked at him like lightning, and asked shamelessly, "Where's my retouching fee?"

"Did you stop drinking my wine just now?"

"So, do you want to treat one more favorably than another?" When Qiao Yaozu was in a bad mood, he always met ghosts and exterminated ghosts, demons and Buddhas, and Buddhas and Buddhas.

How could Xiao Zhiyong's mortal body be able to withstand Qiao Yaozu's awe-inspiring and murderous aura, honestly spent money to eliminate it, it was really good, so why did he stop being a human being!Could it be that he didn't notice that Gu Zhien provoked him again?If she messes with her, go find her to take it out on her. Every time I come here to persecute my classmates at the back table, I'm not a hero.

Seeing the bleeding from the classmate at the back table, Gu Zhien couldn't stop laughing, and only comforted him after laughing enough: "Anyway, you earn so much money and you don't have your wife and children to spend it, we will help you spend it."

Xiao Zhiyong was not comforted, but felt even more prickly: "Thank you, please shut up." So as not to be so mad that you won't be able to pass the year.

Gu Zhien kindly satisfied the demands of the students at the back table, and started to pick up a pen to continue writing couplets. Anyway, I have pens and paper, so I just wrote all the ones from my uncle’s house, which is close, and I will write them when I go home. I can drop by.

Looking at his old classmate's strong handwriting, Xiao Zhiyong sighed: "You have been beaten a little more, but the effect is still good. At the beginning, I was beaten by fewer people, so I didn't keep practicing calligraphy. Now I write Like a dog crawling, I can't get it out at all, and I dare not write it and paste it on the gate."

When it comes to being beaten to practice calligraphy, Gu Zhien reflexively wants to touch the palm of his hand. It really hurts to beat someone with his mother's ruler. Since he was seven years old, he has to practice big characters for an hour a day, even when he is sick. New Year's Eve has never stopped, I got tired of practicing for a while and lost my temper, and I was waiting for the ruler to wait on me, and then I would talk about the truth after I beat the boat. Go against the current and hold on hard. You are not as smart as your brother. , you can only study hard and practice'...

And Qiao Yaozu frowned reflexively to look at Gu Zhien's palms. In the past, this deskmate would come to school with hands swollen like buns every now and then. If he was ruthless and wronged, he would lie on the table and cry bitterly. The crying made him upset every time. He couldn't memorize the book or write the inscription. I just beg her not to have teary eyes anymore, he would feel flustered when she cried.

Xiao Zhiyong looked at the faces of both of them with toothaches, and couldn't help laughing: "I didn't think so much when I was studying, but now I think back to my school days, it's quite interesting."

Gu Zhien didn't want to talk to him. After finishing the horizontal comment "The future is bright", he took out a piece of big red paper and began to write: "There are plums, but they are actually seven! I beg you, a common man, to bring them good luck! There are plums, In fact, it’s three! I beg my common man, let’s take it now! There are plums, and you can put them in a basket! Beg my common man, let him call it!”

After writing the photo, send it to my mother, tell her that I have worked hard, and ask for a good year.

Qiao Yaozu also took out his mobile phone to take a picture of the poem, and glanced at Gu Zhien with an uncontrollable smile in his eyes.

He Zhijiang was quite familiar with this poem, he lowered his head and laughed incessantly when he saw it.

Only Xiao Zhiyong, a scumbag with a blank face, asked online: "What does this mean?"

Seeing that there was no one to answer his doubts, he decided to ask Du Niang. After reading the explanation, Zhang Xiong patted the table and laughed wildly: "Plums have fallen to the ground, and there are still [-]% left on the tree. If you want to ask to marry my son, please don't delay the good time." The plums have fallen to the ground, and only [-]% of the branches are left. If you want to ask my son to marry me, don’t wait until today. Well, how much do you hate being married?"

(End of this chapter)