The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 146
"From now on, I declare that there are two goddesses, one fairy sister, and one fairy sister Jiayuan. Both are my favorite dishes, with fairy spirit, making me drunk and dreamy."

"Brother upstairs, we like the same style."

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The people in the live broadcast room were having a carnival, but the two sisters were frightened by Goudan Mama. They honestly studied the questions at home for two days and listened to the play for two days. .

After the trouble at the man’s house and the trouble at the woman’s natal family, there are two main themes. The woman’s natal family: "You can’t take advantage of it for nothing, you have to pay for it." Aunt Luo spit all over when she heard that she would pay for it: "Bah, what a scumbag, I don’t know how to give it to you." How many people have been trapped and still want to lose money, there is no door, thousands of people ride on the goods that thousands of people sleep in, trying to extort money!"

But her husband's family yelled: "Kill the adulterer!" The dog dad was so frightened that he never came back, and the man moved things when he saw that no one came back.Furniture, farm tools, New Year's goods, pots and pans are all removed.Aunt Luo yelled in distress and refused to let him move, but she couldn't stop the other party because there were so many people.

Heartbroken, she directly scolded her daughter-in-law: "You are a useless thing, you can't show your family ugliness, don't you know? Now that people have watched a good show, they are ashamed and their things are gone."

Although Goudan's mother was broadcasting live, she did not delay her reply: "They are not afraid of shame when they steal people. I have no fear of embarrassment. I am useless. If I am useful, she will not be paid 60 dog eggs for medical expenses. .”

60!Everyone exploded at once. You must know that the total savings of many families do not have so much!Goudan Dad is too insignificant. He used his son's money for medical treatment to steal someone. The one who stole 60 yuan is not a little girl!
"My dear, this sleep is too expensive."

"I can't tell that Dad Goudan is still rich and powerful."

"God's father is also a coward. When he caused trouble, he would hide from others and leave his mother to suffer. Raising him for nothing is useless."

"Mom Goudan can make a lot of money too, so it's so easy to make money with just a few words?"

"It's true that you shouldn't be making trouble. It's outrageous to make trouble after taking away so much money from others. It's heartbreaking."

"If I am a dog mother, I will call the police. She can recover the property of the couple."

Although Goudan Mama doesn't read much, she has a lot of fans. Among them, there are many people who sympathize with her experience. They have already advised her in the live broadcast room, and she also adopted: "I have already called the police. You guys Break it, I just bought a new one, take the old one away, I just paid for the new one."

When Aunt Luo heard that the 60 was gone, it was like digging out her heart, and went desperately with a kitchen knife: "Damn it, it's worth as much as a piece of your mother-in-law's legs! You can give me 60 for a cent." Return it, or I will hack you to death, and dare to come to my house to smash things, see if I don't smash you to pieces."

It really smashed the man's house to pieces. She held a kitchen knife and her eyes were red. Anyone who dared to stop her dared to slash someone. Fortunately, the man dodged in time, otherwise he would really be hacked to death.

The police are here.Both parties finally showed up, and the woman insisted that she didn't take the money, so Dad Goudan passed her hand and used it to gamble.Goudan Dad kept saying that he lost all the bets.

Goudan mother didn't believe it at all: "Whether you lost the bet or gave it to that slut, I will sue you, and the police will arrest them and go to jail."

As soon as she heard that her son was going to be arrested and sent to jail, Aunt Luo quit. After it was useless, she scolded her daughter-in-law for being cruel.In the end, she simply said that she couldn't afford such a daughter-in-law, and she didn't want it.

There are two pig teammates, and in the end, the mother of Goudan didn't get any money back.

Goudan Dad was very cowardly when he was treated as an adulterer, and he beat his wife majesticly at night: "Stinky bitch, let you make trouble! Let you make trouble! Make me ashamed and make people laugh at me."

Goudan's mother was beaten hard, and because of the difference in physical strength between men and women, she couldn't resist. At night, she waited for someone to fall asleep, tied up Goudan's father with a rope, and then went to get scissors and a rolling pin to start the live broadcast: "Welcome everyone, come and go It’s cool, brushing the gift is elegant, if you like the anchor, pay attention to it, and open the guardian sincerely! Welcome new friends, don’t rush to leave immediately, come, come, roll the rolling pin while scissors, want the anchor to use the rolling pin to whip his brush 1, Brush 2 who wants to use scissors to cut meat, babies, hurry up and brush up!"

Playing in the middle of the night was so exciting, those who couldn't sleep and those who were drowsy were all shocked, and all of them trembled all of a sudden: "Anchor, as long as you really see blood, you can do whatever you want!" What. The plane is a deposit, and there are rocket yachts in the back."

Goudan Mama was always angry and hated, but she lost half of her life after losing so much money, and was beaten until her nose was bruised, her face was swollen, and her whole body was in pain. She gritted her teeth in hatred.Now that you can get a gift, you can make money and vent your hatred, so why would you not want to: "Baby, move your little hands, pull your friends, and let me feel your enthusiasm by swiping wave 520. Don't talk nonsense. , I'll cut it first as a respect." After finishing speaking, he cut the dog's father into a mangled head with a scissors.

At this time, Goudan Dad was still sleeping unconsciously because of drinking and snoring, so he lay flat and let others cut him.

The people in the live broadcast room saw the real thing, and all of them were very excited: "Oh wow, exciting. Princess Baota, you are a warrior. I respect you for being a female warrior. Here is the plane for you."

Many people have nothing to do at home during the annual vacation, and they are bored. I have been watching Goudanma’s live broadcast for the past few days. In fact, I am quite sympathetic to her experience, and it seems that her clothes are not good. Everything is just to save money. The child had plastic surgery, so it rained another gift.

There are still many looking for excitement: "Princess Pagoda, hair will grow back after a few days without pain or itching. Even if it doesn't grow back, it's no big deal for a man to be bald. If it's painless, you can't punish him at all. Cut it The flesh is full of blood, let him know the pain, see if he dares to steal, and see if he dares to beat you. Cut it, as long as you cut it, I will give you a gift."

Scissor scissors, everyone is urging.

Goudan Mom, who has been on the Internet for several years, knows how to scratch people's itch, knowing that the main event will be the finale, so she took out the bamboo stick and slapped Goudan Dad's ass, and the strength can be seen It was so big that it woke the person up immediately, but the person was bound tightly, and it was impossible to escape.At first he wanted to scold someone, but when he looked up, he saw gifts flying in the live broadcast room. The source of income for the delicious and spicy food all these years is his wife's live broadcast, so he became greedy, so he just hit it anyway. People can't die, as long as they can make money, I gritted my teeth and endured it.

Everyone in the live broadcast room was amazed: "This is also a man, I can see bloodstains, he can carry it down, give him a plane!"

"Being able to beat people ruthlessly, but also being able to withstand the beating, the husband and wife are both true warriors!"

"I felt pain when I heard the sounds of real swords and ruthless hands."

Goudan Mama hated her so much, she was so angry, and she beat her bloody eyes hard every time, but she was tortured a lot these days, and she was thin and small, and she was very emotional, and she was out of breath after smoking for a long time , I just took advantage of the time to catch my breath to warm up the live broadcast room: "There is true love in the world, and a little red heart is love. If there is love in the sky, the sky will be old. New friends and old friends, come and pay attention, okay? Don't worry, it's a good show In the back. Let me take a sip of water to breathe, old fans know that I am not the kind of person who is bullied and swallows my anger."

After interacting with the live broadcast room enough to heat up the scene, Goudanma did what she said, and she really took the scissors without blinking her hands, and she saw blood.

A piece of flesh was cut off the back of Father Goudan's hand, blood flowed out immediately, the pain was so painful that he couldn't bear it any longer, and screamed again and again.

The screams woke up the two sisters next door from their sleep. The screams were so terrible that they were so frightened in the middle of the night that even the ducks at home were scared and kept squawking.

Chen Jiayuan skillfully opened Princess Pagoda's live broadcast room, and when she was tired of reading the questions these two days, she watched her live broadcast room to relieve boredom.

After playing for a long time, I was still stuck and couldn't get in: "Sister, your home network is not working, you need to buy a good cat." Chen Jiayuan complained and turned on the traffic, and finally entered the live broadcast room. Once inside, she knew that she had wronged her cousin's family just now. It’s not that the network speed is slow but that there are too many people. A lot of people crowded into the live broadcast room, and everyone was howling: “Princess Pagoda, it’s not easy to cut the meat on your hands, you have to cut it.” The root of his evil has been cut, if you dare to cut it, I will dare to smash 100 rockets."

Now the dog dad is scared, can he still be a man if he cuts it off?You must not cut it, and said viciously: "Smelly woman, if you dare to cut it, I will beat you to death."

It's okay not to mention beating people, but the mention of the bruises and swollen pain on Goudanma's body made her even more mad, and she smashed it with a rolling pin: "Let you beat me, let you beat me, idle around every day and don't care about family affairs, don't plow the fields , don’t go to work, just know how to play cards and beat your wife, today I will let you know how painful it is.”

The smashed doggy daddy was crying and howling, watching the two sisters next door so relieved, the doggy mother hates it, although it is annoying, but the doggy daddy is not human!He has no sense of responsibility for the family, does not love his children at all, and even beats people when he is unfaithful in marriage.

Yes, you should beat him hard!Let him know the pain and pain of domestic violence.

At the beginning, Dad Goudan still scolded the stinky woman, but in the end he couldn't take it anymore. He felt that his bones were smashed to pieces and hurt so badly. He began to admit his mistake and beg for mercy and swear: "My wife, I was wrong. I won't dare in the future. If I don't Go out and mess around and hit you again, so I will die badly, and I will be hit by a car when I go out..."

The people in the live broadcast room enjoyed watching it very much, and they exclaimed happily: "Put harder and harder, it doesn't hurt to hit someone with a rolling pin, but it hurts to use an iron rod to whip it. This kind of scumbag should be beaten to death and maimed, don't keep it." Chinese New Year."

Goudan's mother stopped beating when she was tired: "I don't care who you go out to play with. If you dare to use the money I gave Goudan for plastic surgery to go out and buy broken shoes, next time I will cut your curse! You can't do it man."

Goudan Dad was really scared of being beaten this time, and wept bitterly: "My wife, I know I was wrong, and I promise I will never do it again."

The people in the live broadcast room were dissatisfied. They felt that the crime tools should be confiscated, and kept yelling that they would not confiscate or give gifts. , peanut oil and frying pan.

The kitchen knives and frying pans are what she has been promoting and carrying in the live broadcast room. As long as one set is sold, she can get a commission. Therefore, she not only clearly displayed the brand, but also praised the quality before going back again Hot scene: "There are many fans, don't be jealous, talk civilizedly and fight for gifts. Play for fun, make trouble for trouble, don't joke about a little attention, a little attention, don't get lost, babies, follow a walk, live to ninety-nine; gift Brush it up, and the anchor will talk to you about whether the meat is fried or deep-fried, steamed and braised in brown sauce is also acceptable.”

Take the piece of meat cut by Goudan Dad for advice.

"Princess Pagoda, I just like your unconventional way."

"In the past two days, I have seen Princess Pagoda turn black and perverted, but I like it."

"This anchor is exciting, abnormal enough, and crazy enough. It's the excitement I'm looking for. Here's a gift for you."

"The fellow upstairs is the excitement I've been looking for."

"Fry it, Princess Pagoda, it's just like the frying pan on the [-]th floor of hell, it's very touching."

"The frying upstairs is unhealthy, it's better to steam it."

"It's as if you dare to eat it if you're really familiar with it."

"We dare not eat it, we can let the scumbag eat it."

"Yes, let the scumbag eat his own flesh. It won't kill him if he's disgusting. Let him have a psychological shadow. Let's see if he dares to mess around in the house."

"Let the scumbag eat +1."

"Let the scumbag eat +2."

"Let the scumbag eat +3."

Finally added "Let the scumbag eat +10086", and voted unanimously to fry.

Someone else asked for oil online: "Princess Pagoda, your oil looks pretty good, what brand is it?"

Goudan mother immediately smelled the business opportunity: "Baby, this is the pure peanut oil that our local frying oil factory charges for processing. We use peanuts to fry. If there is a baby who wants pure red peanut oil, you can place an order with me. I personally planted ten seedlings of peanuts, and the price is favorable, but no free shipping."

After finishing the advertisement, the finale began: "Come in smartly and walk coolly, show your demeanor by swiping gifts, if you like the anchor, pay attention, sincerely open guard! Don't say anything about swiping gifts, it's all fans, don't be jealous, I remember your gentleness, Now I'm starting to burn oil, and I'll start blowing up when there are 30 fans online, and it's still 3, babies, the highlight time to show your connections has come."

How about saying that netizens are always the most powerful in fighting? Before the oil boiled, the number of people exceeded, and the number exceeded 5 almost in the blink of an eye.

Mother Goudan really fried, and after the sound of "stab", blue smoke rose. Dad Goudan saw the meat cut from his body under the frying pan, his face paled with fright and his lips trembled, and he smelled it after a while The burnt aroma of fried meat.

The live broadcast room was boiling hotter than a 100-degree oil pan this time, and the screen was full of words: "Let the scumbag eat it, let the scumbag eat it..."

The dog dad was so scared that he really peed his pants: "My wife, I was wrong, I was wrong, I don't dare to do it again, please stop."

Goudanma grinned grimly with a cold face: "You didn't stop when I begged you not to play. Didn't you use the money to go out to play cards and spend it with scumbags? You don't know the heartache because you didn't earn the money. Now let you Earning money means working hard, you eat, friends say that as long as you eat, you will get a gift, eat quickly, eat quickly..."

The whole screen was full of "Quick Eat" comments flying, and they flew so fast that they filled the screen densely.

It's a pity that at the critical moment, Princess Baota's live broadcast room was blocked again. Angrily, Chen Jiayuan dropped her mobile phone and yelled: "I won't block it sooner or later, I'll keep it here! It's over, I won't be able to sleep anymore. Sister, I want to Climb the window to watch the follow-up, did you eat or not?"

Gu Zhien also wanted to climb the wall a little bit, his heart was very itchy like a cat scratching.

Chen Jiayuan simply got up and went to Guduofu's room, lying on the wall like a gecko to listen, after listening for a while, she became discouraged, gave up, and scratched the wall angrily: "It's annoying, usually the sound insulation of this wall is not so good , there is a sound that can be heard clearly, why does it come online at such a critical moment to prevent sound! Sister, why don't we dig a hole?"

In fact, Gu Zhien was also a little eager to try, but he didn't dare: "If you dare to chisel my mother, you dare to chop off your claws."

Thinking of her aunt's cruelty, Chen Jiayuan gave up her heart, but she didn't see the final result, so she was so unwilling. After waiting for a while, she finally calmed down. Chen Jiayuan began to sigh: "Sister, living in your house is much more interesting than mine. Watching big plays, good shows come and go."

Gu Zhien was tired: "What's interesting, it's a bad heart, okay! It's all these shitty things every day, people who listen to it hurt their ears, and people can't be quiet. My mother is in menopause, and she sleeps lightly, and it's hard to wake up. Asleep, making troubles every day, the people who make troubles have a nervous breakdown."

Thinking of her aunt's emaciation for the past two days, Chen Jiayuan was filled with righteous indignation: "That's right, I can't sleep because of my lack of public morality..."

The two sisters failed to cultivate drowsiness several times in the middle of the night. They firmly believed that hundreds of thousands of people could not sleep tonight just like them.

Unable to fall asleep and fully awake, Chen Jiayuan screamed and wanted to chop her hands as soon as her mind cleared up: "Damn, I actually bought gifts for Goudanma five times! She is too good..."

Sure enough, impulsiveness is the devil, nothing to do with it.

Gu Zhien leaned over to settle the accounts for his cousin, good guy, it adds up to more than a hundred: "You are really promising, watching the fun and ruining your money."

Chen Jiayuan made a bitter face: "It's not that I'm not strong enough to control it, it's that Goudan Mama is too good at it. She asks for gifts in various ways, and asks for gifts by surprise. There is always a pit waiting for me. If I am not careful, I will fall into the pit." It's so distressing, I'm a non-property class, it's very difficult to ask my mother for money every time, I have to list out the details, and I have to report clearly where the money went."

"Yes! It's the devil to make you impulsive!"

After scolding his cousin, Gu Zhien thought he would not be able to sleep anyway, so he went to harass Qiao Yaozu: "Did you give private lessons to Goudan Mama?"

Up to now, Gu Zhien still clearly remembers every word Qiao Yaozu said: "When you are beaten for the first time, you should resist fiercely. At that time, you couldn't beat a man. Is there nothing you can do when he falls asleep? The rope tied the man, beat him Until he knows the pain and dare not do it anymore, if he dares to beat him, he dares to cut up his flesh and fry it for him to eat! He doesn't treat his wife as a human being anymore, so show him the pervert, who can't do it? .Isn’t there still someone who cuts off the root of evil? Let’s learn. If life is worse than death, let’s suffer together in hell.”

Look, what Goudanma did tonight is exactly what Qiao Yaozu said.Therefore, Gu Zhien has every reason to suspect that he has become a private teacher.

I thought that Qiao Yaozu would not reply to the message in the middle of the night, after all, most people are asleep at this point.

Unexpectedly, I was called back in seconds: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Gu Zhien couldn't deny it. After rebroadcasting Goudanma's record tonight, he said aggressively, "The evidence is conclusive and ironclad. Do you still want to admit it?"

Qiao Yaozu stroked his forehead: "..." So speechless, too bloody.

In fact, although Gu Zhien hates Goudan Mom, she still has some admiration: "She is really ruthless." And she can make a lot of money. Tonight's live broadcast, at least there are more than 5 gifts, which is a conservative estimate.

Qiao Yaozu didn't want Gu Zhien to come into contact with these messy things: "You still don't sleep at this point, aren't you afraid of getting wrinkles?"

When Gu Zhien heard about the wrinkles, Gu Zhien's face paled in fright, and immediately took out the mask to maintain it: "You think I don't want to sleep for a beauty sleep, I was woken up in my sleep! Why are you still up so late?"

Going to pour a glass of red wine, Qiao Yaozu drank irritably, and then said: "I'm being urged to get married." He was also convinced by his own mother, and unexpectedly got on the line of the mayor's house. The niece of my uncle and uncle's family had to make a fuss to let her meet, and she even went to see someone in advance. She is a very good girl, and the woman said that she can serve wine in the first month.

If Qiao Yaozu didn't go, she went to kneel down to pay respects to her ancestors, and she was still kneeling at this point, kneeling and crying about the hardships and hardships of these years, and the troublemakers couldn't sleep.

As soon as the topic of Qiao Yaozu's mother came up, Gu Zhien's heart trembled and he quickly hung up the video.

Seeing that Gu Zhien could not avoid it, Qiao Yaozu became even more irritable. After drinking another glass of wine, he also went to kneel down to his ancestors, and simply admitted his mistake: "I am not filial."

Seeing her son kneeling upright and refusing to go on a blind date, Qiao's mother had no choice but to feel sorry for her son kneeling and suffering, so she had to stop thinking, but she was still very unwilling: "Let you find it yourself. If you say you can't find it, I will give it to you." You looked for it, but you didn't go to see each other, you are trying to piss me off."

Qiao Yaozu's face was gloomy. Didn't I get tricked by you after I found it?

"The woman's family has a factory, and someone in the family is an official, and she is willing to marry in the door during the first month, how wonderful..."

There are factories, small family workshops and garment factories, and there are also people who are officials, and those who work in the neighborhood committee, just listen to people fooling around!She is willing to marry in the first month, but she dare not marry, for fear of becoming a father!Just like that, compared with the heritage of the ancient family, how different is it?I don't know what kind of vision it is, the Gu family dares to make trouble and dismiss it, but this kind of stuff is a treasure!Sure enough, it is still a matter of knowledge and vision.

Qiao Yaozu was lying on the bed very tired. If it wasn't for his blood relationship, he really wished he could be [-] miles away.Once again, I envy the family atmosphere of the ancient family, which is very happy.Let's be jealous of the sensible parents of the Gu family again, it's too bad, you can't think about the Gu family anymore, otherwise you will really envy Gu Duofu, God gave him all the best!

This night, there are many sleepless people.

The next day, all the Gu family members had dark circles under their eyes, and Gu Ma said angrily, "Noisy every day, noisy every night, it doesn't make people live a quiet life. After breakfast, feed the ducks and go to your uncle's house. Where will you be this year?" Celebrating the new year, so as not to have a bad year here and make troubles."

Judging from the current situation, it is really possible that the neighbor next door will also have trouble during the Chinese New Year.

"Auntie, what about me? Where should I go to celebrate the New Year?" Chen Jiayuan asked so aggrieved that her mother didn't even say anything to let her go home after the New Year.

"Oh, your mother said to let you celebrate the New Year with us." Early in the morning, I received a call from my younger sister, specifically telling her not to let her go home.

Unexpectedly, she was really not allowed to go home for the New Year, Chen Jiayuan wanted to cry: "Auntie, did I pick it up in a trash can?"

(End of this chapter)