The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 147
Gu Zhien laughed and answered quickly, "It's not from the trash can, it's from the tree."

There is a price to pay for being a demon, and she was slapped on the shoulder by her own mother. After the slap, her daughter Ms. Hao whispered softly to comfort the sad person: "My dear, I watched you be born. Your parents said you were here with me. Your sister reads together and has a companion." The main reason is that they are afraid that the family will make mistakes again when they go home, and if they say that they can't take the exam and want to become a star, they will be pissed off.The entertainment industry is in deep water, what's so good about being in a mess!

Gu Zhien doesn't want to have such a companion at all. She has to study for her every day, and she has to give her back, and she will be harassed when she can't solve the problem. Really, I don't know how to do it, you torment me What is the use!After being tortured, I lost my appetite, so I put down the bowl after eating half a bowl of breakfast: "I'm going to feed the duck."

"I'll feed it, I'll feed it." Chen Jiayuan didn't care about sacrificing his internal organs, put down the bowl and rushed out, grabbing work.

Ever since they knew the value of the duck-feeding pot, the two sisters have been particularly obsessed with feeding ducks.Originally, Gu Zhien was a bit reluctant to feed it to ducks, but his father said: "It is necessary to use it to increase its sense of history. Putting it there is not as good as it is practical."

Gu Zhien felt that something was wrong: "The museums are just for display."

Papa Gu touched his bald head and laughed: "Isn't that the value of our house without a museum?"

It makes sense, Gu Zhien was persuaded, so recently he has a hobby of feeding ducks.These ducks and their rice bowls are very popular on the online store, and people are urging them to feed them every day, fearing that they will be hungry.

Relying on her beauty and strength, Chen Jiayuan snatched away the job of feeding the ducks. Gu Zhien glared angrily for a while, then took a short video of her cousin feeding the ducks and uploaded it to the online store. Unexpectedly, the website exploded. The pot, everyone is begging: "Please feed me, cousin." "Sister Gu, I want to be your duck." "I want to be the pot in my cousin's hand." "I want to be sister-in-law of Gu." " I want to be food in the hands of a beauty."

Gu Zhien rolled his eyes, this group of people followed Goudanma's live broadcast room, and now they come to the online store to check in every day, three times a day, and they don't miss their meals, they are really free!

"Sister, sister, I watched a duck lay an egg with my own eyes." Chen Jiayuan was very excited to pick up a duck egg like picking up gold.

"What a fuss." Isn't it normal for ducks to lay eggs?Now there are few duck eggs laid in winter. If the weather gets warmer, the duck eggs laid will not be enough to eat.

Chen Jiayuan held the egg as a treasure: "Sister, let's buy an incubator? Turn it into a duckling."

"A bit of common sense, okay? Do you think an egg can hatch into a duck?" Gu Zhien went back to the house to pack the New Year's goods, and was too lazy to care about his cousin, who didn't work hard and didn't know the grains. come out.

On New Year's Eve, God is still very generous, the sky is blue and white clouds, the sun is shining brightly, and the temperature has risen a lot.

When I arrived at Uncle Gu's house, Gu Nai was frying "golden nuggets", that is, deep-fried old tofu, and fried it into a golden piece, so it was called "golden nuggets". Lao Chengjing's craftsmanship is the best. The fried "golden nuggets" are burnt on the outside and tender on the inside. Gu Zhien sticks out his tongue while eating, it's too hot: "Grandma, you fried it so delicious."

As a result, Gu Nai hit her with a chopstick: "You can't talk." Gu Nai is an old-fashioned way. It has been passed down from generation to generation in the era of frying "golden nuggets", and she has always strictly abided by it.

Gu Zhien felt so sad after being beaten, she had a lot of fun chatting with her grandson while blowing up last year, there is absolutely no such broken rule!
Chen Jiayuan, who didn't have enough for breakfast, was also eating, and seeing the lesson learned from being beaten, she was so frightened that she didn't dare to say a word, for fear of suffering.In the end, he just held the bowl and stayed away from the dangerous place.

After being beaten, Gu Zhien felt aggrieved and went to complain to his father: "Your mother is so fierce."

In the end, Papa Gu nodded in agreement, but said that he was powerless to help: "My mother even hit me when she got annoyed!"

Well, I got it, she is unreliable, Gu Zhien looked at her mother pitifully: "Your precious daughter was beaten."

Who knew that her own mother was even more ruthless, so she didn't support her at all: "Yes! Let you not have a long memory."

In the end, I got comfort from my little cousin: "Sister, I was also beaten by the milk. The ointment given by my father will not hurt after a while."

Xiaozheng is a warm man.It's a pity that this is our own and cannot be sold domestically, ahhh, the men in the family are all good, so I can only make it cheaper for the vixens outside!

The members of the Gu family here were talking and laughing, preparing for the New Year, but they didn't even know there was a fire in the backyard.

Because the sun was good, Gu Zhien deliberately dried the clothes on the second floor platform before going out, which caused Goudanma to see it at a glance from the corridor of her house.At the beginning, she didn't think about it, but some netizens had sharp eyes during the live broadcast: "Is that white coat the one worn by beauties?"

"Really, Princess Bao, give me a close-up shot, I want to see the beauty's wardrobe."

Yes, Goudanma's live streaming account is now called "Princess Bao". The "Princess Pagoda" was banned for a month yesterday, and she has to wait for it to be unblocked. She can't wait, and now she is crazy to make money.

In order to give a reward, Goudan took out a long selfie pole and stretched it over to take pictures of Gu Zhien's clothes. The live broadcast room was boiling. There were two sets of underwear, one white and one blue.

"Wow, I guess the white one is Jiayuan, and it goes with the white down jacket."

"Using the method of elimination, the blue color belongs to Sister Gu, and there is also lace."

The topic was full of colors all of a sudden, and it became more and more yellow.

So when Gu Zhien received a call from Qiao Yaozu, he gave him a slap in the face: "Where are you?"

The dog man went crazy during the Chinese New Year: "Who are you blaming when you are so aggressive? I will tell you where I am and what I am doing! What does it have to do with you!"

Qiao Yaozu's head burst into flames: "Hurry up and go home to collect your clothes!"

After receiving this kind of online reminder, Gu Zhien was a little confused, the sun was fine, and it didn't seem to be raining, so why did you pack your clothes? "What's wrong!"

Qiao Yaozu had no choice but to speak more clearly and intuitively: "Go back and collect your underwear!"

The underwear is too private, Gu Zhien couldn't help but get hot, and he stuttered: "You...why do you care whether I take the clothes or not? Are you too full to eat?"

In fact, Qiao Yaozu was quite unnatural, and coughed: "Go back and collect it, your neighbor is live broadcasting your clothes."

Hearing that Goudanma lost her bottom line for the live broadcast again, Gu Zhien rushed home angrily. This time she was very aggressive, and it was the first time that she scared off the commander of the village chief's goose, and did not dare to chase her to bite.

Goudanma saw Gu Zhien coming back from a distance upstairs, locked the door with guilt and did not show up, but it was useless, and was warned by knocking on the door: "You are invading privacy, don't force me to call the police!"

When she heard that she was going to call the police, Goudan's mother was terrified, and her face was full of smiles, "Oh, thank you, my sister-in-law didn't do anything, she just accidentally photographed it during the live broadcast."

At the beginning it was unintentional, but later someone deliberately offered a reward to shoot it. I will not say: "Sister-in-law promises not to mess up again. Today is the Chinese New Year. Don't get angry over such trivial things. It's not worth it."

I still know it's Chinese New Year, and those who celebrate Chinese New Year don't do anything!

For this hob meat, Gu Zhien was helpless.Angrily, he checked the inside and outside of the house, and locked the door after making sure everything was safe. At this moment, Qiao Yaozu made a voice call: "Have you put it away?"

Gu Zhien is still a little angrily up to now: "Yes."

"Then you come to the gas station, I'll wait for you."

When Gu Zhien passed by, he saw Qiao Yaozu dressed like a dog, standing there attracting bees and butterflies, causing many people to rush to see him first.I found it very strange. In the past, he wore such grand clothes, and usually only opened his peacock when he was going to participate in some important events: "Why are you wearing this? What are you doing? Are you really going on a blind date?"

"You're begging for a beating!" Qiao Yaozu finished cursing, took a gift box and handed it over: "It's for you."

After receiving the heavy bag, Gu Zhien was very curious: "What? Why did you give it to me?"

"New Year's gift." Qiao Yaozu especially emphasized: "I have put a lot of thought into this!"

Boss like this, please do another dozen!During the Chinese New Year, he would specially prepare New Year gifts for his subordinates. Gu Zhien smiled brighter than today's sunshine, and said politely: "Then why are you so embarrassed?"

The smile immediately shattered, because what the dog man gave was a thick stack of question banks!He searched all the examination papers in the past three years.

what a devil!It's a New Year's gift to give someone a question bank, so much loss!He will take all the bamboo shoots in the mountains!
Another day when Gu Zhien wants to dismember his boss!Strongly request return, reject: "I don't want it!"

Watching the whole process of Gu Zhien's magical face-changing, Qiao Yaozu was very refreshed, and the exhaustion and depression of last night were swept away: "Do you still think about your titles?! Finish them and wrap them up."

Of course I thought about it, otherwise, wouldn’t the books during this period of time be in vain?Gu Zhien angrily took the bag and left.

Qiao Yaozu stretched out his hand to hold her back, whispered something in her ear before letting her go.

Gu Zhien didn't understand at first, but just felt puzzled, what does the dog man mean when he said "I like black"?Thinking all the way.When it dawned on me, I was furious, rascal!Turns out he was referring to the color of the underwear.

He was so angry that he was about to ascend to heaven, Gu Zhien really wished he could take a 40-meter long knife to chop Qiao Yaozu, but he still didn't know whether he was alive or not, so he sent a message asking: "Is there any return gift?"

"I still want to return the gift. Letting you live in the world is my bodhisattva heart. Hooligan." Hooligans should be destroyed by humanity!

Seeing that the anger had come to his senses, Qiao Yaozu coughed lightly, and sent a big red envelope to make amends: "The masses must be allowed to speak."

Who won't let you speak seriously, but the problem is that you are not serious!For the first time, Gu Zhien was not moved by money and refused to accept the red envelope.

Seeing that the red envelopes were not accepted for the first time, Qiao Yaozu knew that he had offended him severely.Even so, I can't help but feel uplifted, and feel that this year's New Year's Eve is particularly New Year's Eve.

The New Year's Eve of the Gu family is very traditional, everything is celebrated according to the custom, the adults are busy, and the children are noisy.The chef is my uncle, and his brother is helping him. As for his mother, who is sitting in the brazier, she insinuates: "Back then, I was the only one who took care of the big family's New Year's Eve dinner. Just sit and chat by the fire, the gentleman stays away from the kitchen..."

The point is that a gentleman stays away from the kitchen, because he can't understand his son working while his daughter-in-law is idle.

Gu Zhien just overheard it when he went back to the house to get the fireworks, and he praised people in a serious manner: "Grandma, you have raised your two sons really well, and you know how to love others, not like your mother-in-law raised something, it's cold If you let you work alone, he will know how to be the shopkeeper, it really shouldn't be."

The mother glared at her outspoken daughter, what you're talking about is your grandfather!
When it comes to the complaints of the mother-in-law and the old grandmother, there are baskets of baskets: "She knows that she loves her son, the son is a treasure, and the daughter-in-law is like grass..." After thinking about it, she raised her crutches to beat someone, but the granddaughter Already ran away.

The face of Gu Nai was suffocated, his face was green and red, and finally he forcibly explained to the two daughters-in-law: "I didn't treat you like grass..." I was thinking about how to make it clear to the two daughters-in-law, so as not to let them There are thorns in my heart, and the quality of life in my later years is worrying. This is not acceptable.

Gu Nai hasn't figured out how to use words and sentences, but she was answered by her granddaughter: "Understood, it means that you have taken over someone else's son like a trash stock, and you have suffered a lot. You have finally raised your own son You bought blue-chip stocks, but you can only take advantage of other goblins. You feel unbalanced and unwilling, but grandma, you can’t help your mother, if you stay and stay, you will become enemies. Future generations don't have your obedient grandson, do you still want your son to fall into your hands?"

The two goblin sisters-in-law who were taken advantage of: "..." Although I took advantage of it, what should I do if I really want to beat the child? !After the two looked at each other, they agreed with each other and decided to bear it for a while. It is not good to beat a child after the Chinese New Year.

The reasoning is so reasonable, but Gu Nai still thinks that this granddaughter can't be taken anymore, and that trash stock is your own grandfather, so don't be afraid that he will get up from the ground in anger to settle accounts with your unfilial son and grandson!Looking at the eldest daughter-in-law with condemning eyes, she said with disgust, "You are such an annoying thing."

The eldest daughter-in-law refused to take the blame: "If you can't be a good grandson, it's because your Gu family planted it, and if your granddaughter is angry, it's mine. Isn't it all planted by your son?"

30 years ago, the eldest son of the Qiao family was busy preparing the New Year's Eve dinner in the kitchen. Unexpectedly, his wife drove openly in public.

The younger brother next to him is annoying like a shit stick: "Brother, if you spend a few more dollars on tofu, you won't be able to eat tofu stuffed, and you have to eat mapo tofu instead."

Papa Gu glared at him, and showed the majesty of a big brother: "Eating mapo tofu has wronged you? Look at your big belly. If you don't know it, you think that now that medicine is so developed, men can conceive in October. You haven't That skill! Go look in the mirror and see that your greasy face is so fat that you don’t look like a human being. If you know it, I am your elder brother, but if you don’t know, you will think you are my elder brother!”

Uncle Gu, who was labeled as 'incompetent' by his elder brother, was scolded as a quail bird, crying in his heart: "You still have to be scolded when you are old, so wronged, you can scold others if you scold them, personal attacks are fine, and it's okay Soul torture, your brother is not capable of conceiving in October, but he is not so useless! The registration fee is [-] yuan, and a few more accounts a month will be worth your salary for a year!" After all, his father passed away, and the eldest brother is the head of the Qiao family, so he still needs to save face.Don't dare not give it, this big brother hurts a lot.

The two brothers overturned their car on the highway, while the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law over there had their car in good condition. Grandma Gu continued the topic of being disrupted by her granddaughter without changing her face: "I also treat you as treasures, and I keep looking at you every year." It was the two of his brothers who made the New Year's Eve dinner, and I didn't throw anything at Sang Sang and scold Huai, but I just think you have a good life, you were born in a good time, and you married well."

The sisters-in-law of the Gu family are still very respectful to the old man. One peels oranges and the other serves hot tea: "Mom, you should teach your son well."

The son is the pride of Gu Nai: "That is, I put all my thoughts on his brothers back then, and taught them how to wash clothes and cook since they were young..."

As soon as the New Year's bell rang, Gu Zhien took his younger siblings to set off firecrackers, and everyone in the village was setting off firecrackers, which was very lively.Chen Jiayuan looked up at the fireworks in the night and sighed: "It's still a New Year at home. Firecrackers in the village are lively. I spent it in Shenzhen last year. I thought it was a holiday. There was no popularity at all, and it was quiet everywhere... ..."

Gu Zhien also agreed, took a lot of videos with his mobile phone and sent them to the online store to wish everyone a happy new year, and at the same time sent blessings in Moments.After such a short delay, everyone in the WeChat group rushed to grab the red envelopes so fast that they had already ordered several red envelopes. Gu Zhien cried: Please resend, I feel like I missed a hundred million.

Soon, the company group was boiling, and Mr. Qiao sent a big red envelope, but Gu Zhien only got 0.01 yuan.The person who watched the most grabbed 680 yuan, and his eyes were red with envy.They are also hands, why are my own so unsatisfactory!
Seeing that Gu Zhien only grabbed one penny, Qiao Yaozu was also convinced, no one was lucky.After thinking about it, I sent another one.

This time Gu Zhien grabbed 200, everyone in the company group got the same amount, and the screen was full of 'Thank you Mr. Qiao'.

Following the trend, Gu Zhien also replied with "Thank you Mr. Qiao", capitalists are rich and powerful, and a year of hard work to move bricks by themselves is not worth a red envelope from others.

Unexpectedly, Qiao Yaozu asked shamelessly, "What is the gift of thanks?"

Damn, hundreds of people replied 'Thank you Mr. Qiao', why did you just catch me and ask for a thank you gift?So outrageous.Indignantly, Gu Zhien sent a penny red envelope back as a thank you gift.

Although the money was pitifully small, the smallest red envelope in history, Qiao Yaozu was quite happy to receive it. Whether money is not money is not the point, but the restoration of diplomatic relations is the point: "Happy New Year, I wish you happy every day."

"Happy New Year, I wish you an early birth to your precious son."

This blessing is quite unique, Qiao Yaozu thought about it, and replied: "We are happy together."

The pit was dug too deep and hidden, Gu Zhien was still unconscious when he fell to the bottom of the pit, and was busy replying New Year greetings from all directions.I am particularly happy that Idol also sent a "Happy New Year" message. I was so happy that I was as excited as winning [-] million: "Let's have fun together." In fact, I have sent a message of greetings in the past two days To Aidou, but there has been no reply.

He Zhijiang had just returned to the hotel, exhausted and frustrated. The program that had been rehearsed several times was canceled immediately, and even the explanation was only a very official "program adjustment needs", which made people frustrated and aggrieved. How can there be New Year's Eve Mood, "What is Zhien doing?"

Gu Zhien was being accused of making a roundabout, serving dishes, setting bowls, and pouring drinks: "Just after setting off the firecrackers, we will have New Year's Eve dinner right away. Have you eaten yet?"

The manager ordered a table full of dishes, but He Zhijiang didn't have any appetite. What's so good about living alone, he looked even more lonely and deserted: "Well, I'll eat later."

Gu Zhien snatched a big red envelope from the family group, the best luck ever, this kind of unprecedented luck must be distributed to idols, so he sent a screenshot with a 66 yuan red envelope: "Share half Good luck to you, I wish you all the best."

This is the red envelope that He Zhijiang received with the smallest amount, but he received it the happiest, and recalled the past: "Thank you. I wish you peace and happiness."

What kind of fairy idol is this!Gu Zhien was so happy that he jumped up and down. This kind of happiness must be shared with others, so he ran to Chen Jiayuan to be seduced.

Chen Jiayuan was so envious and jealous that her eyes were red.

Gu Zhien didn't know whether to live or die: "Oye, my husband sent me money to buy flowers."

"That's my husband!" The irritated Chen Jiayuan suppressed her cousin with force, beat her up and snatched her phone.

Gu Zhien, who took back his mobile phone, found that half of the idol's red envelope was forcibly divided by the shameless cousin, regretting so much that his intestines turned green: "..."! ! !This is a big loss.No wonder people want to talk about making a fortune in silence.

After waiting for a long time without seeing Gu Zhien's reply, Qiao Yaozu asked, "What are you doing?"

Gu Zhien, who was so busy, took a picture of the New Year's Eve dinner and sent it: "Every household in this spot is eating the New Year's Eve dinner, so why ask?" A big table is full of hard vegetables, but there is nothing to eat, and green vegetables are more sought-after. .

In fact, Qiao Yaozu was also having a New Year's Eve dinner, but there were only two people eating, and it felt so deserted: "It's still how lively your family is."

The Gu family is really lively. Eating a New Year’s Eve dinner is like the Spring Festival Gala. Everyone has a performance. Starting with Grandma Gu singing the Huagu Opera "Liu Hai Chops Firewood", Dad and Uncle Gu sang a chorus of "Beat the Gong". The cousin recited [-] Tang poems, the two sisters-in-law sang "Red Days" together, Chen Jiayuan sang a happy song, and Gu Zhien was scratching her hair again. Every time this part came, she felt that the New Year was like a catastrophe, and the tribulation was sad: "Why don't I sing a song for everyone too? I just learned it, and it sounds good."

Everyone refused with one voice: "No!" Those who celebrate the Chinese New Year don't want to be tortured.

That's such a shame.Gu Zhien started to have a headache again on how to pass the level. After thinking for a long time, he couldn't come up with a talent he was good at, so he collapsed.

My brother watched my sister sad every year on the other side of the video, and smiled happily.

Thinking so hard that his head was going bald, Gu Zhien still had no idea, so he made an application: "Eat first, let me think about it later."

My mother didn't even notice, picked up the Sprite on the table and poured it down for her.The right to be punished with alcohol.

Qiao Yaozu also laughed: "Don't you know how to prepare a show in advance?"

This kind of test is like an open-book exam. You can’t find the answer even if you flip through the book. Gu Zhien is so sad: “Is this something that can be solved by preparing in advance? The point is that I don’t have that talent! I want to sing, but they don’t Let."

Really, why do you have to perform for a New Year's Eve dinner?Aren't people who don't have acting skills not worthy of celebrating the New Year? !Just like company team building, it is scary and embarrassing.

The resentment was really deep, and he climbed to Qiao's house through the network cable. Qiao Yaozu felt that he could comfort him: "What do you want to sing?"

(End of this chapter)