The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 163 Auntie is really poor
It’s easy for a woman to have an IQ when shopping and run away from home. When you buy new clothes, you have to match them with shoes, and when you buy shoes, you have to match them with bags... In the end, the three of them were all red-eyed. When they got home, they came back to their senses. Gu Zhien collapsed on the sofa When you want to chop your hands, you can't help but hit your left hand with your right hand!Hitting your left hand with your right hand will make you prodigal.

Qiao Yaozu looked at Gu Zhien as if he was insane, and didn't understand why she went crazy and hurt herself: "You don't want your hand anymore?"

His hands were flushed red, and after letting them remember, Gu Zhien took out the bill and patted it on the coffee table: "Is there any reason for Guicheng to let people run naked?! I moved for another three months in vain. bricks."

Oh, eighteen thousand!Qiao Yaozu ordered some bags and shoes: "Why do you want to buy them?" It's understandable to buy a bigger size if the clothes are too small, but bags and shoes are not necessary!

"This..." Gu Zhien felt guilty, and finally blamed women's common problems: "Every woman is like this." In order to let Qiao Yaozu understand more intuitively: "It's like we have to have side dishes when we eat. New clothes come with new clothes. Pack new shoes."

Seeing Qiao Yaozu still disapproving, Gu Zhien thought for a while: "It's like you men must wear a suit with a tie to be formal."

There are a lot of nonsense again!Qiao Yaozu didn't bother to talk to her.

Enough self-punishment, Gu Zhien felt better, and excitedly ran to change into new clothes, came out and circled in front of Qiao Yaozu: "Isn't it pretty? Isn't it very hidden? You can't see the belly at all, isn't it amazing?"

"It's beautiful, and the price is even better!" It's not enough to give a head-on critical blow, Qiao Yaozu continued to torture people: "The fact that the meat is hidden doesn't mean it doesn't exist!"

dog man!Don't be human!Gu Zhien was so angry that he almost fell to the ground and died. He secretly wrote down the grudge, and decided to wait until Qiao Yaozu had a big belly and bald head, and then sneered and fought back.Angrily, he took out his mobile phone and licked his idol's face. When he was lost in the beauty, he suddenly received a new push that idol endorsed the treadmill.No wonder I didn't respond to a message all day, so I went to be an endorsement.

Buy buy buy!Not buying is not a little fairy.

In order to choose a good geomantic location for the treadmill, Gu Zhien excitedly walked around the house, and Qiao Yaozu was dazzled: "Are you a headless fly?"

What do you mean?You didn't mess with him today, why didn't you even let him do it?What a disgusting species of flies, without a head!

Seeing the confused look on Silly Baitian's face, Qiao Yaozu had no choice but to point out: "It's not a headless fly, why are you running around the room?"

Depend on!The boss is not a man today!Do not speak human words.

However, Gu Zhien never cared so much when asking for help from others, and said kind words with a smile: "Why do you want to buy a treadmill?"

"Hehe!" Qiao Yaozu sneered, "It's not that good!"

It's a pity that Gu Zhien didn't listen to the objections at all, and went directly to: "Where should I buy it?"

In order to prevent the storage room at home from being overcrowded, Qiao Yaozu went to carry a large box of idle things out: "Sit-up aids, weight-bearing dumbbells, hula hoops for thin waist, fitness elastic sticks, pedal pullers, Langya roller sticks, Non-slip yoga mat, open shoulder elastic band, leg clip for thin legs, open back yoga wheel, sports luminous waist bag, sports hair band, cool towel, thickened sound-absorbing skipping mat, ring clamp leg massager..."

Gu Zhien looked surprised: "I actually have so many! I feel like a little rich woman!"

This is the focus, it is hopeless!Qiao Yaozu couldn't bear it anymore: "You should reflect on yourself, buy a lot of messes, buy them fresh, and put them there to collect dust after two days. Please consume rationally."

The treadmill endorsed by idols is not rational. Gu Zhien is categorical: "I want to buy a treadmill. I will run if I have time in the future, and I will lose 12 pounds. Don't you want to have a beautiful subordinate? You deserve it use."

Qiao Yaozu was expressionless: "I don't want to." I've lost weight every year, I'm already numb, okay?The key is that the operation is fiercer than a tiger every time, and the upper scale weighs nine pounds and five: "I don't understand what you are messing around with!"

I'm so unconvinced! "What nonsense! From a small perspective, it's to look good and beautiful clothes that I can wear, to walk without grinding my legs, and to be pleasing to the eye when I look in the mirror. From a big perspective, it's positive energy! It's a contribution to the world. !"

So speechless, just losing weight, as for raising the realm to such a high level? !
"You can dress well if you have a good figure. Wearing beautiful clothes can not only make you look good, but also frame the whole world. Beauty is a kind of civilization, and beauty is a kind of dedication. The world becomes more perfect and more harmonious because of my beauty!"

It’s hard to say that the world has become more perfect: “Isn’t it a bit outrageous to make the world more harmonious?”

"Why is it outrageous? Obesity can easily cause body anxiety. Anxiety can easily lead to irritable mood. Is it easier to lose your temper when you are irritable? If the mother is unhappy, can the family still be happy? Beating the child and scolding the husband will not make the family harmonious!"

It makes sense, Qiao Yaozu was speechless.

"Speaking of your conscience, a beautiful girl with a perfect body and a fat girl weighing 300 pounds, which one would you like to see when they come face to face?"

This reason is so strong that Qiao Yaozu can't refute it!
Gu Zhien held his face in his hands, his watery almond eyes blinked cutely: "Master, just help me choose a geomantic treasure, please."

He clearly knew that she was trying to be cute on purpose, but Qiao Yaozu just took this trick, and his reason suddenly disappeared: "Bought it back and put it in the garden."

This is called the color makes the mind faint.

After thinking for a while, Qiao Yaozu added: "It is recommended to buy the extra-long deluxe version, after all, you can hang a few more clothes and pants in the future!"

"Thank you, sir." Gu Zhien happily placed the order. Although it was expensive, it was endorsed by idols. Buy it!

Later, when Qiao Yaozu saw the spokesperson, he just wanted to throw everything with the treadmill into the trash can!

After placing the order, Gu Zhien excitedly sent a screenshot of the order to He Zhijiang: "Wait for the delivery."

When I was about to fall asleep, I received a reply: "Retire."

What does it mean when the dark wind blows rain into the cold window, and when you are dying, you sit up in shock?Do idols not care about my support? "Why do you want to retreat?"

"Don't buy any of the products I promote in the future, I can ask the merchant to give you one for free."

What kind of fairy idol is this!It is simply a treasure in the world. In the middle of the night, Gu Zhien felt as if he had been injected with chicken blood. He was so excited that he couldn't fall asleep: "Thank you, I feel like I'm dreaming, ahhhhhhhh, I'm afraid that the dream will turn out to be empty."

He Zhijiang went into the bathroom while taking off his clothes, jokingly said, "How about pinching your thigh to see if it hurts? The pain is not a dream."

Gu Zhien, who had already run away from home, really pinched his thigh: "It hurts."

Really pinch? !Why is it so sincere, He Zhijiang felt that the fatigue of the day was swept away, and laughed in a low voice, the face on the ceiling was really smiling like a flower.

This night, Gu Zhien's dream was pink, and when the alarm clock rang the next morning, I really didn't think of it, the spring night was too short.

Social animals are not qualified to stay in bed, and they have to get up even if they don’t think about it. Fortunately, everyone did not adjust their mentality from the annual leave on the first day of work. Everyone in every province tasted a little bit. At the end of the taste, Gu Zhien got off work with a chubby belly. He weighed himself, and he gained two catties again!Feeling inaccurate!

I set a flag in the Moments of Moments so exciting: The next three months will be a weight loss zone, my territory, I call the shots.I deliberately used PS software to make a picture for half an hour, and the picture was filled with weight loss quotes: Fat people have no future!Thin or die!Can you die if you eat less?The face is as big as four!Can't buy pants to wear!You fat ass that takes up two seats!Your life is ruined by your fat!What are the qualifications to eat?The eyes are almost gone!Look at your fat face, nobody wants it!Be quiet when you turn over!Forget about you!Zhu Bajie!Are you going to be a sumo wrestler?Still eat, you still have the face to eat!Three swimming rings!It's not terrible to bump into a shirt, whoever is fat will be embarrassed!How can a person who can't even control his own weight control his life!Fat people are not qualified to eat, wait until you lose weight!Fat people are not cruel to themselves, men will be cruel to you.The so-called temperament, beauty is thin out.Weight loss is a fashionable topic, you have to catch up with the trend and be a person who understands fashion.A big face is not a disease, thick legs are fatal.When you look back when you are old, it will be a shame that you have never lost weight in your life.It may not look good when you are thin, but you don't look good when you are fat!
As soon as the flag was established, it immediately attracted a lot of like-minded people.Everyone said shit, this picture is amazing, it is so inspiring, I want it.

Master Mother: Why lose weight!Physical health is the most important thing.

Lord Father: Listen to your mother.

Hu Honghui is sober in the world: There are only weight loss and love in this world, and if you don’t pay, you will get rewards.

Sister Xie: The square dance teacher said that he will come back tomorrow to start class.

Qiao Yaozu's comments are different, and they are pouring cold water: don't set the flag, it means that the goal has been achieved.

Very angry!Gu Zhien replied without hesitation: I am a reasonable person, if you make me angry, I will chop you with a 40-meter machete.

Qiao Yaozu: Loyalty is harsh.

He Zhijiang: Do you need a copy of my recipe for you?

Wow, Idol has the same recipe, don't be a fool, reply with excited and trembling hands: Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Soon He Zhijiang sent the document over. It looked like eating grass every day. This is, boiled with less oil and salt, green vegetables and coarse grains occupy a large part of the country. I don’t know if it can be eaten into a small waist, but it can definitely become green. Grass essence.However, Idol has the same meal, as a qualified old ginger powder, I express my determination to eat it!

In the next few days, Gu Zhien was very self-disciplined. He danced in the square and ate healthy meals. Although he looked like a wolf with green eyes when he saw delicious food, he held back.But the effect—well, it’s impossible, it must be the weight of the clothes and shoes. I took off my panties, threw off my shoes, took off my earrings and weighed them again. I want to die, why is it still heavy?This is unscientific and unreasonable!My stomach is hungry and I feel like I have lost ten catties. How could it be that I gained a catty? !The scale must have broken again!

While shopping for a new name on Taobao, Hu Honghui made an appointment: "My dear, let me take you out for a big meal."

Whenever you are determined to lose weight, there will be constant meals!This is a stumbling block, and I will not follow it: "Don't eat!"

You can't eat without eating: "I urgently need your advice and strategies. Valentine's Day is coming soon. I want to be turned into a red wave with my sweetheart. The happiness of the rest of my life depends on you!"

Gu Zhien dare not take this order, Gu Zhien: "Did you forget that I am a single dog! If I had that scheming trick, I would already have someone in bed by now? Do you think I am so pure-hearted? I am a carnivore Sex animals are forced to eat grass! Just because they can't do it."

Hu Honghui was in a state of madness, and the dead horse was right as a living horse doctor: "Three cobblers are as good as Zhuge Liang, come quickly."

With a sigh, the little friends entrusted the happiness of the rest of their lives, Gu Zhien had no choice but to go out.When I got to the place, I felt that I could lie flat: "You can completely coerce the emperor to make the princes, and the son of the Chen family is in your hands, and you can completely do anything wrong to his father."

I didn't see Chen Xingyun growing a lot taller during the winter vacation, even if he talked a lot less, after calling "Auntie", he was immersed in his own world again.

Hu Honghui took out a set of wrestling figurines, and after setting up her little apprentice, she used her European-style parallel double eyelids to despise others: "I want him to be my servant willingly!"

The requirements are very high, and the ambition is lofty, but one must proceed from reality: "It's enough to get the body, and besides, it's time to fall in love."

As a veteran driver, Hu Honghui understood the deep meaning of "Ri Jiu" in seconds, and lowered her head shyly: "Then let me try?"

Gu Zhien gave the greatest encouragement: "Darling, have the courage to try it, starve the timid to death, and palm the bold to death."

The troubles were solved, Hu Honghui's appetite was whetted, and Gu Zhien could bear it at first, but as the hard dishes were served one by one, each one became more and more attractive, coupled with the repeated persuasion and encouragement of her friends, in the end she couldn't bear it. Fallen, feast on.

After eating until their stomachs were round, the two of them cried and howled regretfully and couldn't control their mouths. In order to save Gu Zhien, they decided to take a step and went back to the downstairs of the community, walking quickly while listening to the songs of idols. The new information prompts, click on it and see the revelation of seeking revenge: My fur kid doesn’t eat much these days, so I took him to film and said there is no problem.But I just don’t have much appetite, I must have been frightened by that bitch, may I ask if that bitch who threw stones at my dog ​​is in your group?I have to make her apologize!

Gu Zhien frowned, there are all kinds of strange things, obviously you didn't hold the dog leash, which led to the subsequent series of things, you are still aggressive because you are afraid that the world will not be chaotic?

Sure enough, the group of owners quickly exploded. Many people accused her of not 'walking the dog in a civilized manner', but she justified her words: "My teddy has been raised for five years, and there has never been any disharmony between humans and dogs, and there has never been Bite someone. That day, she was just chasing her son to play. She made a fuss, and had to get a rabies vaccination if she didn’t bleed. She was born really cheap. The mother and son are as fat as pigs! My dog ​​is not rare bite."

This time, public outrage was committed.

"Walk the dog without a leash, let the dog walk the dog!"

"Dog owners who walk their dogs without a leash should be arrested and shot, otherwise society will be in chaos."

"It's so annoying. The greening of the community is so good, but the lawn is full of dog poop! It's disgusting, and the good mood of the day has been ruined. I appeal to the city not to keep dogs!"

"Dogs are not air, they are not that important, they are not necessities of life, dogs should be completely banned."

"It is forbidden to keep dogs in the community, and it should be made into a law."

"The city belongs to everyone, and the community also belongs to the big guys. If the rights and interests of dog owners cannot be satisfied, the interests of people who are afraid of dogs are ignored.

"Is the road in the community built for people or for dogs? If you love dogs, you put them in your house. Why do you come to public places? Some people are really afraid of dogs. Dog owners stink, and the house stinks." , covered in dog hair."

"A bunch of poor people still keep dogs? If you have money, buy an independent villa by yourself, don't affect other people."

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Raising a dog has always had conflicts and conflicts, and now the anger is even more difficult to appease. Gu Zhien is trembling and angry at the same time. I seriously agree with Pang Da’s mother that one grain of mouse feces ruined a pot of soup, and most of them Dog owners are still good, but there will always be a few weird ones, just because they have caused chaos in the dog world.

I was thinking about Pang Da's mother, saying that Cao Cao and Cao Cao would be here. As soon as Gu Zhien opened the door, the rightful owner came up to the door with big bags and granddaughters. Five minutes later, Gu Zhien made a solemn correction silently. , is here to cast off the blame.

After Hanxuan, Aunt Chong got to the point: "Zhien, can you help me with Taozi's homework?"

Frightened by Zaku, Huarong turned pale: "I can't do it, I'm afraid I will mistake my son."

"You are a college student, and you used to be a teacher. Auntie believes in you.

Thank you auntie, but I am not confident: "Where is Mommy Taozi?"

Speaking of her daughter-in-law, Pang Da's mother sighed: "Oh, don't mention it, it was discovered that Tao Zi gave a reward to an Internet celebrity anchor, and the money was quite a lot. Her mother cried in anger."

Gu Zhien thought: "Did you fall in love online?" You're only in the fourth grade, it's a puppy love, it's dangerous.

"Online dating is not." But it is even more irritating: "She said that the reward was because someone gave her homework. She also plausibly said that it was her own crushed money that was spent."

Actually rewarding online homework!Gu Zhien was stunned. Is the current post-10 generation so stupid?

There is a very big granddaughter, and Pang Da’s mother is very worried: “Dad Taozi has been tutoring for a whole morning, the root of his tooth is about to break, the study table at home is cracked, and the computer is broken. The parent-child relationship is to be severed. His father dare not teach him, and it’s fine if he wastes money and hurts the people. He is afraid of losing his life. I took her mother out for a trip to relax."

"I have been teaching for two days and feel that the chest is tight. I have collapsed many times and my anger is suppressed and suppressed. I have endured and endured my temper so I didn't hit anyone. Taozi also complained that her grandma was fierce and her grandparents were in danger. I'm afraid that if I continue to teach, I will be distracted, and when her father is gone, I won't even have someone to burn paper at the grave. School will start soon, but the winter homework is just starting... Zhien, please. "

Pang Da's mother didn't know if she saw it or not, anyway, she stuffed Taozi and her schoolbag to Gu Zhien very neatly, and then she ran away like a refugee, as if there was a ghost behind her Chase.

Gu Zhien reluctantly took over the task of tutoring homework with trepidation, and being tortured in less than half an hour would be worse than death.Tao Zi is in a daze for a while, needs to drink water for a while, and needs to go to the toilet for a while. It’s fine to play with an eraser for half a day. If it is perfect, it must be erased and rewritten, and there are good reasons: "The teacher said to keep the rolls neat and tidy, and my mother said that people should be particular about being a person, and people should not be sloppy, so the homework must be delicate."

Okay, it’s a good thing to be demanding of yourself, Gu Zhien took a deep breath, adjusted his mentality and continued, after five minutes: "Don't look at Auntie, Auntie has no answer on her face."

Xiao Taozi was very honest: "Auntie, I didn't look at you, I was just looking around."

Accompanying children to do homework is really not a job that ordinary people can do. Gu Zhien, who was choked, once again adjusted his mentality secretly: "Then don't look around, write quickly. If you don't finish your homework, you will be criticized by the teacher. Learning is your own. You have to be responsible for yourself."

Tao Zi's father is a judge. She has been familiar with the law since she was a child: "But Auntie, I am only 10 years old and I am still a child. The law does not make minors responsible."

It makes sense, but Gu Zhien: "..."! ! !I got up to get ice water from the refrigerator, drank it in one gulp and finally calmed down, and returned to the desk to fight again.Seeing Taozi's stroke order is messy and upside down, I really can't stand it: "The stroke order is wrong, I need to write stroke by stroke, I can't draw a circle, the stroke order of the square is 'dot, horizontal, horizontal fold hook, write', not 'dot' , horizontal, skimming, horizontal folding hook', this is what your first grade teacher taught you."

Taozi didn't follow the routine at all, but said to see the big picture: "Auntie, don't pay attention to the details, as long as the result is correct."

Gu Zhien, who was on the verge of collapse, told himself repeatedly that this was not his own child, so he couldn't beat him! "The sitting posture is not correct. When sitting, the back is naturally straight, the shoulders are flat, the head should not be tilted, the distance between the eyes and the homework book should be kept at 20 cm, and the legs should hang naturally to form a right angle of about 90 degrees with the ground. Easy to myopia and hunchback."

Kindly correcting, Tao Zi complained: "Auntie, you will interrupt my train of thought if you keep talking by the side, and it is easy to make mistakes in the questions."

Gu Zhien secretly told himself to hold back, if he roared, the upstairs and downstairs would think he was a psychopath: "Then sit up straight, don't bend over."

After sitting upright for less than three minutes, Xiao Taohua asked in a big way: "Auntie, can you hang upside down from the ceiling like a bat?"

This question has nothing to do with homework: "Why are you asking this?"

Xiao Taozi asked with a smile: "I like Batman. Auntie, I want to do my homework while watching TV."

Taking a deep breath, Gu Zhien tried his best to be calm: "No, this will distract you, and you can't do two things with one mind."

"I don't mind. Watching TV and doing homework will make me very happy. Auntie, can't we do our homework happily?"

Gu Zhien felt that he was going through a catastrophe, and he endured the thunder and thunder again and again, and he didn't know if he could ascend to God: "Auntie's Internet TV has not paid, so I can't watch it."

Tao Zi sighed with pity on her face: "Auntie, you are really poor." After ten minutes of writing, "Auntie, there are so many happy things in life, why do you have to do your homework in pain?"

Gu Zhien has the illusion that thousands of years of martial arts are useless, and he just wants to say that I am not tired, and I can still get up and continue to tutor my homework: "Because you are a primary school student! Minors have no right to speak, and the teacher has to write when asked."

Taozi said bitterly, "But I won't."

Did you commit evil deeds in your previous life?Do you have to accompany your children to do homework before you are married? !Gu Zhien rubbed his face vigorously, told himself that he could not be beaten if he was not his own, and that he would have to pay for medical expenses if it was broken. He took a deep breath and resigned to his fate, picked up a pen and paper and explained the formula carefully twice again.

The explanation was clear and clear, and Taozi finally knew it, but she just didn’t write: “Auntie, I’m too lazy to write. Why do you write when you know it? Isn’t it a waste of time and energy? Isn’t it good to spend this time playing?”

(End of this chapter)