The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 164
Patience has been exhausted, and Gu Zhien's anger is burning one after another, and he gave up homework tutoring, fearing that he will die at the age of 29 if he continues to teach!She didn't want to die young, so she decided to save the country with curves. She found some chicken soup articles on the Internet, found Taozi's mother's WeChat, and began to crazily output persuasion, trying to heal her severely damaged heart.

"Your world is big, but your child's world is only you. Please cherish the good time when you accompany your child to do homework, because she will eventually be full-fledged, leaving only your back that is fading away. What your child brings to you is not grades, It’s about being with your child. The time spent with your child is the happiest. Accompany your child to learn, work hard, and grow together. You grow up with her, and she grows old with you.”

"Accompanying the baby to do homework, the years are quiet for a moment, and the chicken feathers are the daily life. Even if the world occasionally jumps up and down, you must treat the baby in your heart like a brocade, because your own mother can't be patient enough for her. Why? Hope the whole world can treat her with tenderness?"

Unexpectedly, the persuasion failed. Taozi’s mother said: “In the 40 days of winter vacation, I had ulcers first, then my gums got angry and then blistered at the corners of my mouth. Now it’s not completely cured, just because I accompany her to do homework. Every time I do homework with her It’s like being in a war, and every minute I feel that my breast fibroma is going to worsen! I don’t want this child anymore, so I can’t do anything, talk back to the first place, and I’m pissed off by her [-] times a day. I'm so angry that I'm going to have menopause! I'll see you off."

The last three words are so cruel. Gu Zhien was afraid. She didn’t want to be a mother because she didn’t want to help with homework, so she decided to save herself: “Think about how cute Taozi was when she was young.”

Tao Zi's mother was very irritable: "I can't remember, all I know is that she has grown up and exploded my lungs. She is dizzy, crazy, and explodes every minute."

Gu Zhien, who had already experienced it just now, tried his best to comfort Taozi's mother who was on the verge of collapse: "Calm down, be a gentle mother that children like."

"The lungs are going to explode, how can you still be gentle? I still want to find an obedient child. I want to play mixed doubles every day!" , Want to suppress by force.

"It's wrong to beat children, and it's useless to beat them if they don't obey." The more they beat, the more rebellious they become!
Tao Zi's mother also knew: "It's useless, but it's a relief. You insist on it, I'm already looking for a son-in-law, and I will let her be a child bride-in-law. I don't want a bride price, and I just want my husband to take care of homework."

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The persuasion was unsuccessful, so Gu Zhien had no choice but to wash his face and calm down for a while, then began to miss Qiao Yaozu's goodness, and sent another message: "Dad, when will you come back, the baby is scared at home alone."

The father ignored people, Gu Zhien reflected on it and found that this cheap father had never doted on his daughter, so he switched identities in seconds: "The red letter asks about the return date of the uncle, and the servant hopes that he will come."

The mobile phone in his pocket kept vibrating crazily, and Qiao Yaozu, who was socializing, couldn't get away for a while. When he finally found a chance, it was full of Gu Zhien's boudoir grievance messages: "It's late at night and I don't want to sleep, Luo Shan gradually Kuan people are haggard, looking forward to Lang's return, looking forward to Lang's return, when will Lang come back?"

"Turning around the temples and looking at the face in the mirror, the girl in the past has green hair. The old tree in front of the door is so dry and prosperous. When will the uncle return today?"

"The beautiful face in front of the mirror is so haggard, and the old man has yellow pearls. He smiled and asked the uncle when he will return?"

"The wind travels eight thousand miles, and the cloud chases ninety thousand miles. I just ask the uncle when he will return."

"Looking at the end of the world, I can't see you, ask me when is the return date?"

"It seems that the stars are not from last night, the uncle will tell you the return date first."

"Going up the tall building alone, looking at the end of the world, looking forward to Lang's return from the smoke."

"Pass your chin and say nothing, your eyebrows are low, and there is no news about the date of return."

"I feel that the night is already deep, and I will wait for the uncle to return."

"Green and red and rare warbler seems lazy. I feel so heartbroken, and the prosperity and brocade are rotten. I already hate my uncle's late return date."

"After all the pear blossoms have fallen, it's spring again. I can't blame the uncle for not remembering the early return date."

Urging him to go home one after another, Qiao Yaozu suddenly felt like he had been married for many years and was urged to go back by his wife's frantic inspections when he was out socializing.

When Gu Zhien received Qiao Yaozu's message, he had already invited foreign aid, and was video-connecting with He Zhijiang to teach together, but the effect was not satisfactory.

The little nymphomaniac held her face together: "Uncle, you look so good-looking, can I marry you? I don't think you are old."

Already very old?The smile on the uncle's face could no longer hold back: "No, you are underage and broke the law."

He Zhijiang clearly felt that he expressed his refusal very clearly, why when he came to Tao Zi, it became: "Okay Uncle, I agree to your proposal, and you will marry me when I grow up."

Gu Zhien is so angry, what is the yellow-haired girl thinking about: "Do your homework! If you don't write it again, I will hide my uncle from you."

For the sake of beauty, Taozi gave in, obediently did her homework, and finished one question: "Uncle, our children will not let her go to school in the future, and if she doesn't go to school, she will not be arrested even if she is an illiterate policeman."

As a single mother and fetus, He Zhijiang is so maladaptive. He doesn't even have a girlfriend. How could he have a child first?It was even arranged not to go to school.I found that as long as there is Gu Zhien in my life, it will change from monotonous black and white to colorful, colorful and unpredictable, and a lot of unknowns are waiting.

Damn, the idol who has been in the palm of his hand for ten years has a daughter-in-law and a baby in front of him!Gu Zhien couldn't bear it: "There are too many people who want to marry my uncle, you have to queue up!"

There is a father who is a judge, and his daughter is well-versed in the law: "Can't you jump in line? The law doesn't stipulate that jumping in line is a violation of the law."

Gu Zhien felt his blood pressure rise again: "It's not illegal to jump in line, but queuing is bound by one's own moral code. Why is the answer correct in the formula and wrong in copying? Isn't it wrong to lose points?"

He Zhijiang watched the two fight wits and courage over there, and felt that the fatigue of several days had been swept away: "Uncle doesn't like children who are careless in their homework."

Taozi immediately took out the correction fluid and corrected the answer, and then said solemnly and seriously: "Uncle, I'm not careless, I'm just trying to make Auntie happy."

Thank you, Auntie did not feel happy!I don't need you to tease me either!Gu Zhien pressed his temples hard, and decided to drink another sip of ice to calm down: "If you don't know, ask uncle, auntie, go drink some water and continue your life."

Tao Zi waved her hand as if chasing away mosquitoes: "Go, I happen to have something private to say to my uncle."

Gu Zhien was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood, did he think I was in the way here?Think I'm a light bulb? !He left without looking back, for fear of being killed on the spot.Comforting myself while walking, calm and calm, not my cub, I can't beat it.

"Uncle, your face is so pretty, did you get it done?"

Gu Zhien, who was drinking water, almost choked to death when he heard it. How old is the baby who knows about plastic surgery? !
He Zhijiang was very patient and persuasive: "You finish that page, and uncle will reveal the answer."

Taozi accepted this kind of exchange willingly, and finished writing it in two or three strokes. He Zhijiang also kept his promise: "This is a photo of my uncle when he was 7 years old, this is 10 years old, this is 16 years old... This is from last year, you see Has uncle's face always looked the same? So uncle didn't have plastic surgery."

Wow, to see such precious photos of idols as a teenager, Gu Zhien suddenly felt that Tao Zi could be rescued, and once again filled up his patience to check the homework, and then collapsed: "Five word problems, you didn't get any of them right! "

"Oh, I just gave the answer randomly. It's normal to be wrong. Uncle only said to finish the page, not to write it right."

He Zhijiang gritted his teeth and took the blame. It was his uncle's fault, and the request was not clear!Rewind: "Please write that page correctly."

Taozi looked innocent and confident: "I won't! I had a high fever and pneumonia and was hospitalized the week the teacher taught this unit. I asked for leave and didn't go to school."

You really can't blame the children!Gu Zhien had no choice but to dig out the math textbook and start explaining, repeating it over and over again: "Do you understand? Do you understand?"

He Zhijiang nodded, understood, Tao Zi shook his head: "Auntie, I was distracted just now, please tell me again! I promise to listen carefully this time."

Seeing Gu Zhien collapsed to the point of going crazy, He Zhijiang felt sad for her and at the same time felt funny: "Don't worry, teaching children requires patience."

Gu Zhien felt that he was going crazy, and even his seniority was confused: "Why don't you come to teach?"

It's a pity that the blame was not thrown out, and the agent came in: "A Jiang, I have a social event."

He Zhijiang sighed and didn't want to go, but unfortunately he couldn't be willful: "Zhien, Taozi, keep working hard, uncle is going to work."

Xiao Taozi waved her little hand, smiling like a flower, but said surprisingly: "Okay, husband, drink less wine."

Luo Haibo, Gu Zhien, and He Zhijiang all had the same shocked face: "..."! ! !
Now Gu Zhien's mood is as irritable as Tao Zi's mother, thinking that this baby can't be had!Too bad.I kindly help you with your homework, but you will repay your kindness with all your heart!Take love with a knife!

It was the first time someone called her husband, He Zhijiang felt weird, and solemnly corrected it: "Uncle."

Little Taozi didn't know what materials she was pretending to be, she said seriously: "You are destined to be my husband in ten years, why don't I exercise my rights earlier! I will grow up quickly, so you can marry me sooner."

Tongue gaped, He Zhijiang almost fled in despair.

Just hooking up in front of her, Gu Zhien just wanted to kill the little fairy in front of her: "You are dreaming, that is my idol."

"Being your idol doesn't conflict with being my husband." After adding fuel to the fire, Xiao Taozi began to work hard: "Auntie, I don't know how to do this question, please explain it again!"

Gu Zhien, who was about to choke to death: "..."! ! !A face of frustration: "You wait a minute, let me take a breath."

Five minutes later, resigned to his fate, he re-tutored his homework and started a new round of suffering.With only his last breath left, Qiao Yaozu who went to socialize finally opened the door and came back.

Seeing the coming of the god, Gu Zhienru immediately stepped forward to get the slippers, hang up his suit, serve tea and pour water, with an infinitely gentle expression: "Are you tired? Do you drink a lot? Do you have a headache?"

Be as virtuous as you want!Be as considerate as you can be.

This was an unprecedented treatment. Qiao Yaozu was flattered and felt that the matter was very unusual. He touched Gu Zhien's forehead to see if he had a high fever, so he asked straight to the point: "What do you want?"

Waiting for this sentence!Gu Zhien handed over Taozi and her homework as quickly as possible: "You come to tutor."

Thankfully, Hot Potato is finally being taken over.

Actually doing homework, Qiao Yaozu was speechless: "Her parents are both high-achieving students who graduated from 985 and 211 schools. Where do you have the courage to teach other people's children?"

For this kind of accusation, Gu Zhien was very wronged: "I didn't want to take the job." It was a disaster: "Her parents were so angry that they were about to die, and she was so childish that they sent it here." And it was forced take over!Don't let anyone say no, I'm the victim, okay? !
Tao Zi pursed her mouth from the side, heartbroken: "Auntie, am I a ball? You all kicked me around!"

"It's not a ball, you are a cutie in the world." Crying pitifully, Gu Zhien's heart was about to break: "It's the uncle who is more powerful, he knows everything, and the aunts used to ask him what they didn't know. Look at these aunts. Nor will it."

After Qiao Yaozu glanced at his summer homework, he looked at Gu Zhien like he was looking at trash: "This is homework for the fourth grade of elementary school!" So, are you ashamed to say no?

Reading the story and writing the central idea Gu Zhien has been afraid since he was a child, who knows how to summarize and summarize is the correct answer: "I just can't!"

In the end, one was doing homework at the desk, the other was talking about homework, and the other was working as a slave, busy rubbing his shoulders and knocking his back.But Gu Zhien is willing, it is nothing to be physically tired, and it is king that the spirit is not tortured.

It's strange to say that I don't know why, once Qiao Xueba went online, Tao Zi could be as well-behaved as she wanted, and the efficiency rose straight up like a rocket.Gu Zhien couldn't help deep self-reflection, it seems that his own morality is not enough, and he has to continue to practice.

At 11 o'clock in the evening, Taozi was already sleepy and yawned, and she hadn't seen him coming downstairs to pick him up. Could it be that he really doesn't want this brat?
Seeing the message, Tao Zi's mother replied: "I want it, I will ask for it after I finish my homework."

Gu Zhien: "..."! ! !It can still be like this, the eyebrows are flying in shock.

Qiao Yaozu not only has a way with Taozi, but also with her mother. He took a photo of Gu Zhien's cell phone and sent it to him. The effect was immediate. Within five minutes, the Pang family came to pick him up.

Seeing that Judge Pang ran away after receiving his daughter, as if there was a scourge chasing after him, Gu Zhien silently picked up his mobile phone to find the reason, and soon found it. Qiao Yaozu sent over Taozi’s freshly baked composition: my dad.

My dad was a judge who punished the bad guys, and I'm proud to have a dad who did justice.

My father is good at everything, but it is too smelly. My grandma said that my father has a bad temper, but I think my father's feet are smelly and his farts are even more stinky. Every time my father farts in the room, I have to open the door and windows, otherwise I am afraid of being poisoned. I haven't grown up yet, I don't want to die yet, and I don't want to be stinked to death, and it's too suffocating (bie) to die.

My dad is handsome when he puts on his clothes, but he looks like a monkey when he takes off his clothes. He has more hair than Monkey King, but he doesn't have a golden cudgel.

After reading it, Gu Zhien wanted to cover his face. No wonder Judge Pang had no face to see others and looked embarrassed.

Now I know that Judge Pang, who is usually serious, has smelly feet, stinky farts and a lot of hair. Actually, as a neighbor, I don't really want to know.

Two minutes later, Judge Pang's wife tried to save the image of the head of the family: the composition was that the child used exaggerated techniques and adjectives.

Gu Zhien replied with a smile: "Okay, it's what you say." After replying to the message, I lay on the sofa laughing until my stomach hurts, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha The sore and exhausted heart healed successfully in an instant.

Seeing someone rolling on the sofa laughing, Qiao Yaozu asked while drinking warm water, "Is it so funny?"

It's so funny, okay? I feel like I can laugh for a month, and Gu Zhien burst into tears: "That's because you don't know how broken I was tossed today! Do you know how many times I have rebuilt my good temper today?"

Qiao Yaozu felt that he couldn't understand: "It's only the fourth grade of primary school, what about you?"

"You don't even know how irritating she was before. Forget what you learned in the first grade, second grade, and third grade. The problem is that she has a bad attitude towards learning, and she is very good at talking back. She choked me to death over and over again. It's weird. Why is Taozi so obedient in your hands?"

How ignorant of self-knowledge!Qiao Yaozu had no expression on his face: "I don't have anyone else, but I know him well." Said Taozi is irritating, why don't you reflect on how irritating you are, how much better do you think you are than Taozi?It's not as good as others, at least Xiao Taozi's English homework was written quickly and well, and she was all correct.

Okay, Xueba has his own teaching method anyway, Gu Zhien rubbed his dry eyes: "I'm so sleepy, I have to go to work tomorrow." Really, what kind of work do you have on Valentine's Day!Should be on vacation.

Seeing the little heartless throwing people away, Qiao Yaozu felt that he fed the dog with all his sincerity. Tonight, in order to escape and come back early, he punished himself with three cups, which was for nothing.You shouldn't pay attention to her hope that Lang will return!I thought the truth was deep in my bones, but I hurried back to meet the white-eyed wolf!

Looking at the time, it was about to start a new day, Qiao Yaozu pinched his eyebrows: "I'm getting drunk, I feel uncomfortable."

Gu Zhien didn't understand, so: "That's just right, go to bed early, and it will be fine when you fall asleep."

Finding that it was useless to beat around the bush, Qiao Yaozu cut it straight: "Press both sides of my temples."

Gu Zhien deeply regrets that rubbing his shoulders and knocking his back just now made him blind!Wrong place, so that now I have to be tortured, complaining: "Master, you are really troublesome in the middle of the night!"

These words, placed in the specific scene at this time, Qiao Yaozu couldn't help but think too much, the temperature on his face continued to rise, and he coughed harshly: "Speak up!"

After being warned, Gu Zhien said angrily, "Aren't all capitalists as tyrannical as you! While asking me to provide services, they are still attacking me! Do you think it's reasonable?"

The capitalist closed his eyes and leaned on the sofa without speaking, trying to suppress the impulse he shouldn't have.

His hands were sore from the pressing, Gu Zhien couldn't help but raised his eyebrows: "Is it better? My hands are tired."

It was indeed much better. Qiao Yaozu had recovered his clarity when he opened his eyes. Seeing that Gu Zhien was shaking his hands all the time, he silently sent a red envelope with his mobile phone.

A big red envelope of 9624.64 yuan!Although the amount of money is weird, it doesn't affect its quality at all. Gu Zhien feels that all the hard work is worth it, and even thinks that the service time can be longer, otherwise he will feel guilty and elated: "Thank you, my family. Grandpa rewards, I love you."

The corners of Qiao Yaozu's mouth couldn't help but raised high, and after a 'hmm', Wen Qiruyu said, "Aren't you sleepy, go to bed early."

I was very sleepy just now, but after being hit by the big red envelope, Gu Zhien was only excited: "Master is sleepy, I will help you go to bed."

After Qiao Yaozu glanced at Gu Zhi'en inexplicably, he refused her flattering offer, and went back to the room by himself, fearing that he would not be able to hold on.Lying on the bed, staring at the red envelope numbers in a daze, after a long time, I became a little annoyed, and I still claimed to be a 5G surfing girl all the time!Every Valentine's Day that year was the number in the red envelope, why didn't the surfer girl translate it.

962464.Seeing this series of numbers, it is estimated that many people will be puzzled, not knowing what they represent.This type of number refers to the keyboard sorting on our mobile phone, which is an input mode of the mobile phone.It is not the twenty-six keys that many people are used to today, but the most common nine keys.If you type out these numbers one by one, you will find that it shows the three moving words "I love you".

Gu Zhien has always used the 26-key pinyin input method on her mobile phone. I really didn’t think so much. As a 5G surfing girl, there are many waves in the sea that she can’t reach, so...

After the excitement was over, Gu Zhien, who had been severely tortured by Taozi, was really tired. After taking a shower and finishing the maintenance procedures, he lay down on the bed and fell asleep in seconds.

When Gu Zhien woke up the next morning and sat down at the dining table in a daze, he found that today was extraordinarily different.The flowers on the table were changed from yesterday's lilies to red roses. Qiao Yaozu's dress was extraordinarily fresh and elegant, with straight and straight eyebrows flying obliquely, black eyes shining brightly under long and slightly curly eyelashes, and the slightly raised corners of his mouth were clearly He is full of smiles, his straight nose shows the masculinity of a man, his unruly black hair has been specially arranged, his tall body is wrapped in a well-tailored suit, his brows are slightly frowned because of the glare of the sun outside the window, But it doesn't hinder that deep-lined face exuding a compelling heroism, raising his hands and raising his eyes to amaze all living beings in the world, all in all, his beauty is delicious.

Gu Zhien understands that today is the holiday: "You are dressed so grandly, do you have a date today?"

Qiao Yaozu didn't answer, but instead asked: "Why, do you have arrangements?"

After taking a big mouthful of porridge, Gu Zhien said with great resentment: "Single dog, what arrangements can I make! It's not like Mr. Qiao, a beautiful woman has an appointment!" The last four words, because of envy and jealousy, Gu Zhien Eun admits that he is eccentric.

Seeing that his face had changed, Qiao Yaozu slowly denied it: "There is no such thing as an appointment with a beautiful woman after dusk."

Gu Zhien didn't believe it at all: "If you didn't dress up like a peacock spreading its tail, how could you fool me?"

"Didn't you say that there should be a sense of ceremony during the festival?"

Well, I did say this, and Gu Zhien felt at ease: "Don't leave the order behind my back, or I will panic." If you want to order together, you don't have to worry about it. In pairs, it's very exciting.

Qiao Yaozu was covered in a suit and leather, his face was like a crown of jade, his black eyes were gentle, and he promised: "Okay."

Gu Zhi'en has a big appetite, so she goes to work only when she is full, otherwise she is afraid that she will not be able to carry it!It's a very sad day every year!

The foresight was right, the office became a sea of ​​flowers on Valentine's Day, everyone except Gu Zhien received flowers, it was just a question of how much and how little, the little fairy with a good market couldn't fit in the desk at all!Sister Xie received a local tyrant's flower from an overseas Chinese boy, and she was so happy and happy, Gu Zhien secretly counted, 99 roses made by Grandpa Mao!This is inhumane!I really want a boyfriend like this!God, did you hear my request?
(End of this chapter)