The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 168

Gu Zhien resigned himself to his fate and asked the waiter to bring over a glass of honey water: "To hangover."

The whole body smelled of alcohol, as if soaked in a wine jar.

Heh, the smell of alcohol is too strong now, which unconscionable wolf cub was so cruel to drink one cup after another?Persuasion words are also full of tricks:
"Drink a glass for me, and make three wishes with you, one wish is a peaceful world, the second wish is a healthy body, and the third wish is to meet the old man, and meet you several times."

"When you meet a bosom friend, a thousand cups are rare, and if you don't get drunk, you won't return."

"When will the bright moon come, why don't we ask the sky for wine!"

"Five-flowered horses, thousands of gold, Hu'er will exchange for fine wine, and sell eternal sorrows with you."

"Advise you to drink more wine, it's full, don't let it down."

"Today there is wine and today is drunk, and tomorrow's worries come tomorrow's worries."

"Seeing the injustice, let out a roar, can you have a drink?"

"Boundless fallen trees are rustling, and the endless Yangtze River is rolling in. Come on, let's sing to wine, how much life is."

"Those who know me say that I am worried, a luminous glass of grape wine, a glass of wine with new lyrics.

"Advise you not to quit with one cup, don't doubt it if you have two cups, and don't be suspicious if you have three cups."

"Master Cen, Dan Qiusheng, is about to drink, don't stop drinking, enjoy life to the fullest, don't let the golden cup empty to the moon."

"The sages and sages in ancient times were all lonely, only the drinkers kept their names."

Gu Zhien felt guilty just now when he thought about pouring people wine with all his brains. Didn’t he lose his mind in front of the beauty of idol just now? Thinking about it now, it’s really a bit scumbag and heartless: “How about I punish myself for a drink?” It's all about milk tonight, and I really want to have a drink with idols.

"Punish yourself with a drink, and then sleep on the curb together? Why don't you come and help me!"

The way he is giving orders from above looks really flattering!But Gu Zhien didn't dare to do anything, so he had to grit his teeth and accept the wine he poured himself.What else can I do?
Qiao Yaozu's center of gravity was unstable, and he put most of his weight on Gu Zhien, really using her as a crutch.

The man is tall and the horse is very heavy. Gu Zhien worked hard to help him, and finally got into the car. He felt his waist was about to break. He gasped for breath for a while, and then took his mobile phone to call for a substitute driver. Tonight, Qiao Yaozu I drive a luxury car, so I dare not touch it.

Unexpectedly, after accepting the order on behalf of the dealership, he saw that it was a luxury car and rejected it again. This was the case for two consecutive orders.

Qiao Yaozu, who had drunk too much, had a headache, seeing that the car hadn't moved for a long time: "Why don't you leave?"

Gu Zhiensheng had a faceless face: "How about we take a taxi back? I dare not drive your car." The main reason is that people are poor, lack confidence, and are afraid of accidents, so they cannot afford compensation.

"Have you always claimed to be an old driver? Why don't you dare?" Qiao Yaozu saw that she was very daring, pouring people to death, what dare not! "Go!"

Gu Zhien put the ugly words first: "You asked me to drive, if there is something wrong, you can't blame me."

I gritted my teeth and braved up the road, and it went smoothly at first. The other car owners on the road were very friendly and kept a safe distance. When the car arrived at the place where the car accident happened two days ago, Gu Zhien subconsciously became more attentive. Liulu listened to all directions, passed the accident point very safely, and would not fall into the same pit twice.

While waiting for the red light, a Wuling Hongguang came by. The young man in the car purposely lowered the window and whistled loudly. He quickly took out his mobile phone to take a picture: "Beauty, beauty, smile..."

It looked like a group of gangsters, Gu Zhien ignored them with a tense face, but those people became even more unscrupulous, and actually slandered them: "What are you pretending to be, isn't it just a mistress who is being taken care of by others, otherwise how can you be so young? Can afford such a luxury car!"

Gu Zhien's stomach is going to explode with anger, what kind of scum are these people!After seeing the green light, I hurriedly started, trying to stay away from those scourges.

Unexpectedly, Wuling Hongguang maliciously said goodbye to the car. She even said goodbye several times, which frightened Gu Zhien into a cold sweat. Several times she reacted quickly, otherwise she would have hit him.

Qiao Yaozu was suffering from drinking too much. Originally he was sitting in the back seat with his eyes closed to rest his mind, but the sudden braking made him feel nauseous. He opened his eyes and asked, "What's going on?"

"I don't want to either, they are maliciously leaving the car!" I'm really annoyed to death, are you going to die?It's fine if you don't take your own life seriously, if you want to die, find a place where no one is around to die, why are you driving on the road!Passers-by are innocent.

When Wuling Hongguang stayed away maliciously again, Qiao Yaozu happened to see a traffic policeman on duty not far away, and ordered with a cold face: "Don't stop, hit it!"

Gu Zhien, who was highly nervous, listened to the instruction and followed it subconsciously, and then there was a "bang" and "bang".

The driver of the car behind came down first, with a shivering expression on his face. He was just curious to see this model more clearly because of the scarcity of the car, so the distance between the cars was not enough. In addition, the luxury car braked suddenly and it would be ruined. He probably lost his fortune. , So scary, his face turned pale.

Wuling Hongguang got up and down 20 killers, all wearing colorful clothes that were not mainstream, surrounded them aggressively: "Get out of the car!"

Gu Zhien's heart was beating fast, his hands and feet were weak, he turned his head and looked at Qiao Yaozu eagerly, and let him make the decision.

"Sit down, don't get down." After Qiao Yaozu told him, he opened the door and got out of the car with great momentum.

Mr. Qiao, who often occupies a high position, is not angry and pretentious. Sha Matt, who was clamoring non-stop, immediately silenced his voice. After being shocked, he took several steps back collectively, his face pale and cold sweat: "Brother, we just want to see you!" Che likes it, it's a joke..."

Mr. Qiao, who is full of arrogance, dealt with the car accident with lightning speed. He paid a heavy price for killing Matt. The bloody reality told them that they would have to pay a huge price for their brains. Other cars are not advisable, and luxury cars are not something you can afford. Anything else!The repair bill can dry you out.

The traffic police lit a row of wax for Wuling Hongguang in the car accident that happened under his nose.

Gu Zhien felt that she was allergic to luxury cars.Hitting a luxury car, or getting hit while driving a luxury car, is not a pleasant experience.

Qiao Yaozu was aloof, watching people through the crack of the door: "Excellent!"

"Oh, I'm worthless." Gu Zhien angrily withdrew his supporting hand: "Okay, you have the ability to climb back upstairs by yourself!"

Qiao Yaozu, who has committed crimes and cannot live on, and who is in the crematorium: "..."! ! !In addition, I really drank too much, my brain reacted a lot slower, and I stood there for a while, stunned,

Gu Zhien was so angry that he rushed forward for a while, but saw no one following him, and saw Qiao Yaozu standing under the street lamp, like a large stray dog ​​that was abandoned by someone, looking quite pitiful, is it right? So cruel, he had no choice but to turn around and help people.

The crutch came back again, Qiao Yaozu smiled: "I knew you wouldn't leave me."

"That's because I'm beautiful and kind-hearted! If you get angry with me again, you'll sleep on the curb." Really, if you dare to boss around when you want something from others, how can you have the confidence.

Who is angry with whom? "Who is the white-eyed wolf today? Who fed me too much?"

"Who told you to drink my idol wine?" As an old ginger fan, I definitely can't bear it, and of course I want to avenge my idol.

"Idiots! A lot of people are still chasing stars after a lot of age!" It's really unbearable.

The most taboo thing for women is to be told that they are too old. This is the most vicious attack. Gu Zhien became angry again: "What's wrong with chasing stars with a lot of age?! It's not breaking the law! Have you eaten your rice? Drink Is there water in your house? Is it in your way? I want you to take care of it!" In the end, it became the roar of the Hedong lion.

The sonic attack is fatal, Qiao Yaozu's head hurt even more, he sat on the sofa and pressed his temple hard: "Muffle the sound, give me water."

It hurts to death!Gu Zhien went to pour hot water reluctantly after a long while.While Qiao Yaozu was drinking water, he sent a message to care about his idol: "Are you home yet? Headache?"

I haven't seen any reply for a long time, probably too drunk to know what year it is, so angry, it's all the fault of this dog man!
Qiao Yaozu was even angrier. Now that the alcohol was coming up, he had a splitting headache and his stomach was burning. No matter how much he drank water, he couldn't quench his thirst. His mouth was dry and he looked at the culprit. Go out and chop.

What does the dog man's damn eyes mean?Gu Zhien felt that this was an attempt to add to the crime, and he had no words: "I was not angry when I was scolded as your mistress, why are you so angry?"

Qiao Yaozu lowered his head and pondered for a while and asked, "So, are you asking me for a title? Do you want to become Mrs. Qiao?"

Depend on!What brain circuit is this? !How did you get the answer?Who's going to be Mrs. Joe? !Who wants to become a regular? !

Gu Zhien glared, and said viciously: "Go to hell, who will be your Mrs. Qiao."

The brain waves of people who drink too much are not on the same channel as normal people, Gu Zhien felt that the dog man might have gone to outer space with his mind wandering at this time, so he actually said: "Oh, then you still want to have sex with me, I don't want it. "

When Xiucai met Bing, he couldn't explain why. Gu Zhien gave up, got up angrily and went back to the room, and beat Luo Tianyi's pillow on the bed. When he was venting, he received a letter from his idol: " Zhien, my head hurts."

Gu Zhien's heart ached when he heard it: "Didn't your manager give you anti-alcoholic medicine?"

"Eat it, it still hurts." He Zhijiang was dizzy and said simply.

Hearing the idol's voice so listless, Gu Zhien wished he could suffer for him: "Then it will be better to drink a cup of honey water."

He Zhijiang was pitiful: "No one gave me a drink, the manager fell asleep." And he was snoring like thunder, and the noisy person's head was buzzing.

Seeing that idols are suffering, Gu Zhien got up from the bed: "I'll come over and help you."

"It's too late. It's not safe for girls to go out in the middle of the night. I can't make you run around."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. There was a 'bang bang' sound: "Gu Zhien, Gu Zhien, you open the door, open the door Gu Zhien."

Gu Zhien: ...Irritated, want to hit someone! ...

Qiao Yaozu outside the door is not afraid of things: "Gu Zhien, come out, I know you haven't slept yet, open the door quickly, open the door."

Gu Zhien: ...the anger is high, and I want to kill...

Qiao Yaozu outside the door is not afraid of death: "Gu Zhien, open the door quickly."

Gu Zhien was furious: "Will you let people sleep in the middle of the night?"

Outside the door, Qiao Yaozu spoke righteously and confidently: "What did you say when you knocked on my door in the middle of the night? Zhang Huaimin is still awake."

So, this is repaying one's own body with one's own way?Gu Zhien accepted his fate, he had to pay for the sins he committed, he opened the door and asked with a cold face: "Then what do you want?"

"I'm celebrating my birthday today, and I haven't eaten cake yet." At the end of the speech, he felt wronged.

Oh, it's quite a ceremony!Who said birthday cake has to be eaten? !There are so many literary giants who have never eaten!Has Su Shi eaten?Has Zhang Huaimin eaten it?Has Li Bai eaten it?Has Du Fu eaten it?Bai Juyi, Xin Qiji, and Tao Yuanming have never eaten it!

The drunk dog man was very obsessed with the cake: "Haven't you sung happy birthday to me?"

It seems that today's full itinerary is not enough. Gu Zhien scratched his hair irritatedly, and went to the refrigerator with a chicken nest head to get the small cake that he had prepared earlier, and it was specially ordered in the shape of Ultraman!The dog man scolded himself for being too old and brainless to chase after stars, but he was not much better, and he still likes Ultraman crazily at thirty!There are every style like philately, childish!

Inserting the candles in a simple and rude way, Gu Zhien sang "Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you" perfunctorily, and then urged: "Hurry up and make a wish." After making a wish, blow out the candles and eat the cake.

After receiving the blessing, Qiao Yaozu looked satisfied, and really clasped his hands together to make a wish.

Gu Zhi'en's eyes widened. It's been a long time since I've seen you. In the past, this doggy man on his birthday had never looked down upon him, and he hated making a wish: "Do you think it's useful to make a wish? Is it better to strive for what you want than to make a wish in vain?"

Therefore, people must live for a long time in order to open their eyes.

I don't know what wish I made, but it took five minutes. Gu Zhien's curiosity was high, and he couldn't help it: "What is your wish?"

Qiao Yaozu, who drank too much, was very talkative, and answered all questions: "I just told the Bodhisattva to let you not be old-fashioned."

I'm going to choke to death!There is such a wonderful thing!What a different wish!

"Boring!" After Gu Zhi'en finished scolding people, he became uneasy, so he made his name in front of the Bodhisattva, isn't it?

Qiao Yaozu was abnormal tonight, he actually ate a whole piece of cake, you know he only took a token bite before!
Thankfully, the curtain finally came to an end, and you can go back to your room, but unfortunately, you died before you were able to complete your mission, Qiao Yaozu refused to let anyone go: "My stomach is burning, I feel uncomfortable."

With tears in his eyes, Gu Zhien turned his head and looked at Qiao Yaozu with a blank expression as he gave the classic quote from a scumbag: "Drink more hot water!"

"You pour it for me, I'm dizzy."

Okay, for the sake of dying, I'll do it!I will endure!

After finding the largest cup and pouring a cup full of hot water, Gu Zhien was finally able to get out and go back to the room. Half an hour had passed by this time. I don’t know what happened to Aidou? "Is it better?"

After waiting for a long time without a reply, it seems that he fell asleep, Gu Zhien sighed in disappointment, missed it, what a shame.I got up and went to the bathroom to take a shower, and when I was halfway through the shower, I heard the door slam again, and someone outside the door was screaming: "Gu Zhien, Gu Zhien..."

It's terrible!I wanted to ignore it, but I was in such a hurry and drank so much alcohol. I was afraid of accidents, so I had to take a battle bath as fast as possible. I didn't even have time to put on my clothes. I just wrapped a towel and went to check. It turned out that Qiao Yaozu, who had asked the door not to open for a long time, was leaning on the door, and accidentally fell in because the door was suddenly opened.

Gu Zhien was smashed on the ground and made a meat pad. She grinned her teeth in pain, and said weakly after dying half of her life: "Get up."

The pad was soft, and Qiao Yaozu looked at the beauty under him with drunken eyes: "You are so soft." After speaking, he poked Gu Zhien's face with his hand: "It's deformed."

The face is deformed by Qi!With more than a hundred catties on his body, Gu Zhi'en's chest hurts so much, the Hedong lion roared: "Get out of here!"

Look, a man is a cheap man, it's useless to talk to him nicely, you just need to be fierce, Qiao Yaozu got up quickly and complained: "You yell at me, you are so fierce!"

What is murder, you still want to hit someone!Gu Zhien turned into an angry King Kong: "What are you doing knocking on the door?"

Qiao Yaozu felt aggrieved: "I can't take off my pants!"

Depend on!Gu Zhien was really going to die of anger: "..."! ! !He comforted himself again and again not to care about the drunkard, rubbed his face, rubbed away all the irritability, and then said calmly: "Take off the belt and you can take off your pants, dear."

"Oh." The problem was solved, and Qiao Yaozu staggered away, which was straightforward.

Gu Zhien touched the back of his head, which had been thrown into a daze, and sat at the makeup table for a while before starting today's skin care.After struggling to finish the last process, I couldn't even open my eyes, so I climbed into bed and fell asleep in seconds.

While sleeping soundly, Qiao Morenjing Yaozu knocked on the door again: "Wife, wife, wife, open the door..."

In the dream, I was being called my wife affectionately by idols. When Gu Zhien woke up, he heard the sound of "wife" and "wife". He didn't know whether it was a dream or waking up. When I came over, there was someone screaming outside the door, and I opened the door angrily: "Who is your wife!"

The murderous intent was too strong. Although Qiao Yaozu was so drunk that he left home to become a monk, his masculine instinct made him aware of the danger, and he changed his words decisively: "Mother..."

Damn, the big girl doesn't know the taste of a man's flesh, so why is she a mother? "Baby your sister!"

Qiao Yaozu changed his words again: "Mom Wangcai, where is Dad Wangcai's toothbrush?"

God damn Wangcai Mom and Wangcai Dad!Gu Zhien was about to go mad with anger, but it was obvious that the alcoholic in front of him was unreasonable tonight, so he could only squeeze toothpaste for him with a cold face, and the service package also filled the water: "Brush your teeth!"

In order to avoid further troubles, Gu Zhien watched the alcoholic brush his teeth smoothly before going back to the room and continuing to sleep.

Not long after falling asleep, the door was slammed again. Gu Zhien opened the door murderously, and asked through gritted teeth, "What's the matter?"

Being murdered, the drunkard outside the door was very aggrieved, almost tears in his eyes: "Wangcai said he wants to sleep with his mother!"

Looking at the pillow that was forced into his arms, Gu Zhien: "..."! ! !Isn't Qiao Wangcai always in the car?When did you get the room back?Forget it, I didn't have the energy to track down its movements at night, so I took the pillow and slammed the door hard.

Just after covering the quilt with Qiao Wangcai, there was a knock on the door again. Gu Zhien was out of his temper, and opened the door fiercely: "Do you want to die?"

Alcoholic Logic Online: "Wangcai's mother, without Wangcai's company, his father can't sleep!"

So, going around in such a big circle is just trying to enter the room and occupy my bed?Is it still a person? !
After staring wide-eyed and small-eyed until his eyes became sour, Gu Zhien raised his hands in surrender and let the bed out.

Qiao Wangcai and his father slept soundly on the bed. As for his mother, she stayed up all night in front of the dressing table, and she couldn't go to the sofa in the living room for a night, because Qiao Wangcai's father would not let her!

(End of this chapter)