The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 169 Internal Medicine of Traditional Chinese Medicine
In the early hours of the morning, Gu Zhien couldn't stand it any longer and fell asleep lying on the dressing table.

Ancestor Qiao Yao woke up in the morning because of his sense of smell. He smelled a familiar thick milk scent. He greedily took a few deep breaths and opened his eyes. He saw Gu Zhien's sleeping face, lying on the dressing table with half of his face exposed. , and was crushed halfway, her pink and tender mouth was slightly opened, and she seemed to be drooling, and she was sleeping in a mess, but she thought it was very cute and wanted to pinch it.

Most of the time he was sober, but Qiao Yaozu, who hadn't returned to his senses, let himself be impulsive.

Gu Zhien woke up in pain. He was a bit confused due to severe lack of sleep. He touched his painfully pinched face very slowly, and it took him a while to react: "Qiao Yaozu!"

With a roar, both of them woke up completely, Qiao Yaozu's mind of wandering around the world finally returned, and only then did he realize that something was wrong, why was he sleeping on Gu Zhien's bed?But capitalists are different from ordinary people. They are good at making mistakes when they are clearly wrong: "Why did you put me on your bed! I don't like sleeping on soft beds!"

What a waste of being a good man!Gu Zhien's heart, liver, spleen and lungs are in severe pain: "Go to hell! Get lost!"

Qiao Yaozu simply left.

Gu Zhien, who was so angry that he exploded, finally couldn't resist the deep sleepiness, and fell asleep on the bed.

Unexpectedly, the dog man was sober, but he was still not a human being, and was knocking on the door again. Gu Zhien opened the door, showing a fierce look: "Knock again, and I will chop off your paw."

Qiao Yaozu knew he was wrong, and said in a low voice, "If you don't get up again, you will be late for work!"

work?Um!Damn, I almost forgot that I have to go to work today, and there is a regular meeting today. In Miejue Shitai's words, as long as you are not dead, even if you crawl with a broken leg, you have to crawl over for the meeting.Gu Zhien gave the instigator a fierce look, and closed the door with a bang.

When I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth, I accidentally glanced at the mirror, and was startled by the female ghost inside. I choked the toothpaste into my stomach, coughed for a long time, and still felt very uncomfortable. Gu Zhien felt murderous, and today he wanted to A day to tear your boss into pieces!
The lack of sleep is too uncomfortable, people are like stepping on cotton piles, their appetite is very poor, they can’t eat anything in the morning, and finally drank a few mouthfuls of rice porridge, Gu Zhien went to work with a straight face, and the car was still in 4S shop, in Qiao Yaozu's car.

The drink he drank yesterday had too much stamina, and he was given too much alcohol by a little heartless person. Coupled with the hangover, Qiao Yaozu also had no appetite at all. His head still hurts, but he looked very happy because he remembered everything from last night. , I feel that Wangcai's mother is very soft-hearted, so she didn't even use a knife after all the tossing.

Wangcai's mother, who had been tossed miserably all night, was surrounded by crowds as soon as she entered the office. Sister Xie said, "I made a cauldron for someone last night? This is because I was overstocked."

Pippi Shrimp from Guangxi crawled over to gossip: "Sister Zhien is a sensual dog, she has been fascinated by money and money all night, please share with us how you played and lost your mind last night!"

Even Hu Honghui, who has been dying for two days, posted a question online: "Zhien, you look like a lecherous scholar who has been sucked by a female ghost! This is excessive indulgence! Also, what is the mark on your face?" What's going on?"

It's a ghost!What I met was not a pornographic ghost, but a drunkard!I'd rather meet a ghost, because I'd rather be immortal and die, and one night I'd be able to chase a billion dollars!Gu Zhien was so angry that he still couldn't name the author of the original figure, and took the blame with tears: "I watched the drama all night last night." Being forced to stay up all night is the most annoying thing. As for the mark on the face, the drunkard violently pinched it in the morning!It was blue and purple, and it was particularly conspicuous on the white and tender face: "I accidentally bumped into it." Dare to say that Mr. Qiao pinched it? !Don't dare, I still have to bear the blame!

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became. Gu Zhien was so angry that he sent a message indignantly: "Do you know what my colleagues in the office said about me?! Said that I had a short spring night last night and that I was immoral."

Qiao Yaozu, who wanted to warm up the tent in Furong to spend the spring night, supported his waist in the big office, feeling that his reputation was in vain, and it was a shame: "So why don't you sleep together in bed? It's not uncommon for you to sleep together."

Depend on!Gu Zhien's anger went straight to the top of his head: "Does that mean I asked for it myself?" Yes, I shared the same bed before, but that was a special situation! "I shouldn't care about your life!"

Seeing today's immediate boss looking haggard and holding his waist, Xiao Wang's special assistant has filled his mind with [-] words of banned books for adults: "Mr. Qiao, I have pure Chinese medicine plasters without side effects, do you need them?"

Qiao Yaozu, who wanted to save face, gave him a look so that he could understand for himself, and then bowed his head and signed with a blank expression.

Okay, I got it, the boss with a bad waist would rather face the pain and suffer. Looking at the new brown little prince Doué pen, Wang Tezhu silently thought that the boss's painting style has changed suddenly recently, and he has become more and more boring.

After the special assistant with a strange expression went out with the documents, Qiao Yaozu had time to reprimand Gu Zhien for his mishandling last night: "My back hurts from sleeping!"

Did the dog man think that if he strikes first, he can beat him up? "You have a bad waist and blame me?"

"The bed is yours, who do you blame?!" The bed was made like a pile of cotton, Qiao Yaozu really couldn't get used to sleeping on it, and he firmly believed that a hard board bed was a bed that a real man should sleep on.

Look, I found the reason why Joe is always single. Which little fairy in the world would sleep on a hard bed with a man!Hard as concrete!
As a little fairy, Gu Zhien said implicitly: "You should go to the internal medicine department of traditional Chinese medicine."

Touching his chin and thinking for a while, Qiao Yaozu miraculously got to the point of scolding, this is scolding for kidney deficiency!Insufficiency of kidney essence and yin and yang will lead to backache and pain. Kidney is the innate foundation, which is related to the survival and reproduction of human beings. Men with kidney deficiency are prone to decline in apricot function, decreased apricot desire, impotence, wilting or lack of firmness, nocturnal emission, premature ejaculation, and ejaculation , Infertility, it really is the most vicious woman's heart, scolding too hard, Qiao Yaozu was furious: "You wait for me."

Sooner or later, you will cry and beg for mercy!

Gu Zhien is not afraid at all, just wait and wait, whoever is afraid of whom!

Pippi Xia came over with the statement: "Miss Zhien, help me, I'm going blind, there's still a difference of 0.6 yuan, but I can't close it."

sky!Gu Zhien is also most afraid of this: "Pipi Shrimp, you go!"

Pippi Shrimp is unwilling to crawl away: "Salted Pippi Shrimp is enough at noon."

Gu Zhien, who didn't eat a few bites in the morning and was starving after half-morning work, couldn't refuse such a temptation, but he didn't want to suffer alone, so he arrested a strong man to suffer together.

Hu Honghui, exhausted physically and mentally, has been laying dead on the table for two days, complaining in tears: "Are you still a person? It's miserable enough to be rejected for my confession, and you still arrest me as a coolie!"

I really can't bear to see my little friend dying and half-dead: "Oh, it's just that I didn't eat Tang Monk meat. As for being so disheartened, just keep going!"

Hu Honghui's heart was ashamed, old-fashioned: "You are a dead friend, not a poor man, nothing to do with yourself, hang on high! This is the first time in your life to confess your love and beg for love, but was rejected. Want to die, okay? You don't even have a face gone."

Gu Zhien felt that it was necessary to clarify the key point: "Is it the rejection of the confession or the rejection of the courtship that makes you miserable?"

"Is there a difference? It's been a long time since I've been an adult in my thirties, so I don't have to distinguish so clearly the mind and the body!" The world of adults is not so vegetarian, and they are not herbivores.

Gu Zhien, who has never had meat before: "..."! ! !Okay, it’s a world I don’t understand, I’ve never tasted the beauty of that unknown world, I’m wrong because I can’t imagine it: “At least you have someone who has come to your world to take you to experience the ups and downs of love together, look at me , I’m alone, I can’t even think about being crazy, crying, and being depraved! No one!”

Successfully comforting her little friend, Hu Honghui instantly revived with full blood, and she was full of vigor: "Preserved egg, bring the bill!"

Although Pi Xun has been nicknamed to the point of numbness, he still can't bear to be called 'preserved eggs', and refuses to obey: "Sister Honghui, she is called Pi Xun."

For such a difficult word, Hu Honghui said: "My sister doesn't read much, so I don't know it! It's called preserved egg!"

No, it's too ugly, Pi Xun didn't want to be autistic, and tried to discuss: "How about calling Pikachu? Pipiru, Piqiu, Pete, if it's not possible, you call me Pi Yanping!" It's so vulgar, I can't bear to look at it directly, this is not a nickname that a little fairy should have.

Seeing that Pi Meizi was impatient, she was no longer cute, and she was ready to kill, Hu Honghui kindly compromised: "Okay, I will call you Pikachu from now on. What did your father think of giving you such a name? Did you write your name when you were a child?" You’re crying when you write it? You’re still writing your name when you’re halfway through the exam! To tell you the truth, if you ask me to write it now, I can’t even write your name! I’ll make a mistake!”

When it comes to the name, Pi Xun burst into tears. I have never skipped class in college. Why?It's too rare. The teacher took the list and asked questions. Because my parents are illiterate, I wanted to give my baby daughter a literate name, so I looked in the dictionary and chose '灥辖', which looks very tall. As a result, many people don't know each other, so various nicknames have been flying around since childhood.

The three of them worked together in a division of labor, and it took a whole morning to find out the problem. Pi Xunhe heaved a sigh of relief: "Thank God, we can finally get a job done. The inside news is that Miejueshi is too talkative about marriage, and everyone is nervous." Tighten up, don't hit her muzzle."

This news is important!It is related to the stability and happiness of a long period of time in the future, the auspicious three treasures asked in unison: "How did it collapse?"

"Because of the betrothal gift." Pi Xun sighed: "Putian's betrothal gift is really high, at least 20! However, the area of ​​Zhanjiang, where Master Miejue's boyfriend lives, is pitifully low, less than 2! The Huang family I feel that the man is not sincere. There are so many bride price gifts in our area. Isn’t it slapping us in the face if you only give 20? It’s a street stall, sleeping for nothing! The man thinks 20 is selling his daughter! In Zhanjiang, the 10 can marry [-] brides. My family is rich, but I only want to marry a daughter-in-law and don’t want to help the poor! The customs are different, the bride price The difference is huge, so the talk will collapse."

Everyone looked at each other.

"Based on Director Huang's annual salary, 20 yuan is actually just a small number. Why is the man's family so hard on it! Such a daughter-in-law is hard to find even with a lantern."

"It's a pity that we didn't break up until we were talking about marriage."

"It's not a pity. People who are already uncomfortable before marriage don't need to marry. Now that we have talked about breaking up, there is nothing to miss."

Sister Xie, who came here, has the most say: "Because the bride price exposed the differences in the three views of the two families in advance, it was actually quite good, and it was ruined in time. The three views of life are more important than love."

Breaking up has never been a matter between two lovers, especially when the boss breaks up, and the entanglement is even wider. Hu Honghui wailed: "I feel that for a long time in the future, I will be a man with my tail between my legs, don't!"

Gu Zhien felt that the scorched salted shrimp in his mouth was no longer delicious: "I'm going to die, I have to go to Director Huang to sign tomorrow, I'm so panicked."

Sister Xie gloated: "Fortunately, I have almost handed over my work, and I can stay away from right and wrong after today."

Everyone looked at Sister Xie with envy, it's great not to be a social animal.

Sister Xie actually didn't feel that good, but was quite stressed and worried: "Zhien, I'm going to start a business, you have to work hard, if my business fails, my mother and I will have to wait for your salary to support us."

When Gu Zhien heard that he was going to support his family, Gu Zhien's face turned pale with fright, and he suddenly felt that the responsibility was so great and the burden on his shoulders was so heavy: "Can you change someone again? For example, the local rich brother who gave you flowers?"

Speaking of her new boyfriend, Sister Xie was elated and smiled happily: "No way, dear. I am optimistic about you, come on! Try to pass the senior accountant title, and get promoted and make a fortune in the future. I will take my daughter to be popular with you." Drink spicy."

Pippi Shrimp came over and begged to hug his thigh: "Sister Zhien, you see, she can't carry a load on her shoulders or carry a basket in her hands. She's just a piece of trash. From now on, I'm counting on you to get promoted and get rich and eat delicious food."

Hu Honghui peeled a shrimp and put it in a friend's bowl, and bribed her in advance: "After eating my shrimp, I will be yours in the future, and I will rely on you to support my family. Come on, you must pass the exam!"

Gu Zhien, who has been bald and lacks self-confidence recently, has black lines all over her head: "You may not know that when I was in school, I was always the last in the class, so don't count on me! I failed the exam."

It's a pity that everyone didn't listen to her, and the taller one among the short ones said, "It's just you, at least you have the courage to apply for the exam, we don't even dare to think about it."

Gu Zhi'en has a hard time, do you think this is my name for making progress?No, I was tricked by Mr. Qiao too. I won't know until he finishes his name.I was so angry, and I couldn't expose that dog man to others, I was so depressed that I was about to hurt myself. At this moment, Aidou sent a message: "Sorry, I just woke up."

I couldn't take care of anything, and Gu Zhien didn't eat any shrimp: "Does your head still hurt?"

The headache is okay, but the stomach is very uncomfortable. He Zhijiang felt like a blade was cutting his stomach. After drinking two cups of hot water, he felt a little better: "It's much better. Are you at work?"

"Well, I'm eating lunch. What time is your flight at night? How about I come see you off?" Thinking that Aidou is leaving, Gu Zhien wished she could be packed into a suitcase and taken away with her.

It took He Zhijiang a while to reply: "The takeoff time is too late, it's not safe to send the plane back, so I don't want it."

Alas, beauty is like a flower across the clouds.Gu Zhien is actually not afraid of being late, but Aidou said no, very disappointed: "Is it convenient to have dinner together?"

This time the reply came after a longer wait: "The schedule is very tight, so I can only make do with dinner."

Get close to idols, but get rejected.Gu Zhien was depressed, and suddenly he felt the same blow that Hu Honghui had received in the past two days. His heart was really hurt, and he still hadn't recovered from get off work until he got off work.

Qiao Yaozu has a dinner party, and he can’t get a ride, so he should take the bus because it’s economical, but God is arrogant again today, switching from yesterday’s cold wind to the scorching summer mode, the sun will be hot just by looking at it Panicked, and the person who was hit can't get up, so let's take a taxi.

As soon as he arrived at the door of the company, he found someone picking him up. The non-mainstream Huangmao grinned and bared his teeth: "Sister, sister, I'm here to pick you up from get off work."

The voice is loud and full of enthusiasm, coupled with the cool Shamat hairstyle and the endlessly cool holey clothes, which collide with the rush hour of get off work, so that everyone in the company who knows or doesn't know will look at it, It caused Gu Zhien to have the illusion of walking the red carpet!

I really want to cover my face and pretend I don't know these bastards.

But Erhuo directly drove the very cool motorcycle with the red flag to his side, and smiled: "Sister, come up quickly."

The much-anticipated Zhonggu Zhi Ensheng got on the yellow-haired motorcycle unrequitedly: "Why did you come?!" After so many days, I didn't wait for anyone to come, I thought I had given up, and was thinking whether to take He mailed his suitcase back.

Mentioning this Huangmao got excited and started talking: "I originally planned to leave the next day after you left, but before I left the village, I accidentally looked up and saw Dad Goudan hanging motionless on the telephone pole. At that time, many people didn’t wake up at daybreak, so I stayed to help others. Unfortunately, it was too late, and the dog’s father was already cold. Sister, I don’t accept anyone now, but the dog’s mother, and my husband is hanging on the telephone pole It's getting cold, she's crying and broadcasting live!"

You can still hear the broadcast from your hometown from thousands of miles away!Gu Zhien's heart was so heavy: "What is he doing climbing the electric pole at night?" As a person with full civil ability, he should know that climbing the electric pole is dangerous!

"Aunt Luo and Goudan's mother went to the woman's house to make a fuss. That night, it was the husband who chased the adulterer with a kitchen knife and chased Goudan's father until he had nowhere to go. He climbed up the electric pole in the dark. He thought he was hiding from disaster. I didn't know that it was just that small, and I gave my life."

"People in the village say that the dog's father is a man-made sin and he cannot live. In fact, many men in the town are relieved. You don't know, sister. Since the last time the dog's father took out 60 yuan, he has become After eating Xiangmomo, some unscrupulous people praised him very highly, every day people came to him for dinner and drink, and some unscrupulous women who wanted to make money called him brother one by one, it was sweet."

The reason why Huang Mao delayed coming here for a week was because he wanted to know the follow-up: "Aunt Luo not only sued the family, saying that if he didn't use a kitchen knife to chase the doggy dad, then he wouldn't climb the telegraph pole, and asked him to pay 100 million yuan. Sued the power supply company, claiming 200 million yuan."

What a wonderful family!Going to sue the power company!Where's the confidence and face!What's the matter with others?It's obvious that my son is like a rotten person. I don't blame my son for being a scumbag, but the power supply company. A typical person is poor and barren, and the matchmaker is responsible for a rough marriage.
Gu Zhien felt so speechless.

But what is even more speechless is that they really wanted money: "If you don't pay, I will set up the mourning hall of Goudan Dad at the door of the family. The family found a middleman to negotiate a deal. In the end, they sold the land and sold the land and paid 20 yuan. The mourning hall was set up at the gate of the power supply company, and her paralyzed old father-in-law was also carried there."

(End of this chapter)