The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 175 Respecting Mother
Gu Zhien, who didn't want to be alone, continued cheekily: "Don't you like people from all over the world? You really have a unique taste! Let me change another one. Who made me so kind. During Song Renzong's period, men were allowed to marry at the age of fifteen. , Women marry at the age of thirteen, Ming Taizu stipulated that men should marry at the age of sixteen, and women should marry at the age of fourteen, and those who did not marry at the legal age would be fined. Daughters over fifteen to thirty years old who are still unmarried will be fined 600 yuan, men over twenty and women over fifteen years old and unmarried in the Tang Dynasty will also be punished.”

"Our country's Marriage Law states that girls who marry after the age of 23 are late marriages."

This time Qiao Yaozu didn't get impatient, but asked uncertainly after thinking about it: "So, are you urging the marriage?" After thinking for a while, he made a promise: "You can go to register after the lockdown is lifted."

God-like registration!Gu Zhien said directly: "Bah!" The dog man will shine brightly with some sunshine, whimsical!

Got it wrong again?Qiao Yaozu's face darkened: "Get lost."

It’s impossible to get lost, it’s boring to be alone, Gu Zhi’en pretended not to hear it, and continued righteously: “Do you know the difference between a computer and a human brain?”

There is no need for people to answer, and the self-question and self-answer mode is activated: "Computers can move, but human brains cannot. Clownfish is a species of male and female tung'body, and respects the mother, with a strong sense of domain. Usually a pair of male and female clowns The fish occupies an anemone. If the female fish disappears, the male fish will become a female fish to take her place. The wild eagle fish can change at will, from female to male and back again, which is amazing Do not?"

"There is something even more amazing! The mating time of snails is as long as 2-4 hours. The breeding boar is the species with the longest time to shed semen, which can last for 5-10 minutes in a row! The sea hare is disposable, And it can grow back in one day. Envy or not?"

Qiao Yaozu felt a surge of heat in his chest rushing straight to the top of his head, and his black eyes were dark: "Are you trying to inquire about some of my abilities? Are you afraid that you will marry someone who is not a good man? Why don't you verify it yourself?"

What kind of strange brain circuit is this? !Gu Zhien glared at 'Over-the-top Brain Budi' angrily: "Thank you! I just don't want to be alone. You don't know how lonely and boring you are. To tell you the truth, I will go to all the suspenseful cases from ancient times to the present. After researching, I thought that I would be idle anyway, so why not look for clues, maybe a blind cat ran into a dead mouse and found it? Then those souls can rest in peace. Especially the case of Nanda’s dismembered corpse, How many years have passed, and there are still clues, but they can't be solved. When I was in school, I was so scared that I didn't dare to walk alone at night. By the way, I went to study the three unsolved unsolved cases in the neighboring country. This is a movie based on the theme, and it's pretty good..."

Okay, I got it, this is the aftermath of Ge Li.Qiao Yaozu sighed helplessly, this afternoon nap was too much for him to sleep on: "Let's go, learn to swim!"

Let's learn, let's lose weight by the way. It is said that the most effective way to lose weight is 'swimming', which ranks first. I spent a whole afternoon in the swimming pool and drank a lot of water. Although the price is high, the result is gratifying. Gu Zhien finally After learning breaststroke, I was so happy that I flew up: "From now on, I will be the overlord in the water, with white stripes in the waves!"

Qiao Yaozu couldn't help but dare to speak so boldly even if he could barely swim five meters away: "Overlord, do you want to eat?"

Really hungry, Gu Zhien quickly climbed ashore: "Eat, eat!"

Unexpectedly, swimming is also a hard work. After eating, Gu Zhien became sleepy, and he slept soundly and had good dreams at dawn.

Originally, he wanted to continue his dominance in the water the next day, but he didn't know that this thief was so self-willed and entered winter overnight.Qiao Yaozu was working at home again, and Gu Zhien wandered around the door of the study many times and saw that he was busy all the time, so he sat down on the sofa and thought hard about a good way to pass the time, and five minutes later he took out his mobile phone and frantically ordered takeaway.

The focus is not on the takeaway itself, but on the takeaway brother, let’s chat with a living person, I’m going crazy, so there are two special notes on the takeout list: [-]: It’s super spicy, add it to my death, I’m not afraid of spicy food!Not spicy, no praise!Two: I want the most handsome brother to send it over, otherwise Her Royal Highness will not eat it.Requirements: Yushu Linfeng is tall and mighty, with sharp outlines and sword eyebrows, face like a crown and jade eyes like bright stars, nose like a gall, lips red and white teeth, face like a crown, Yushu Linfeng looks better than Pan An, and talent is better than Zijian Yushu Linfeng, fresh and handsome, with extraordinary appearance talent.

After ordering, Gu Zhien deliberately moved a chair to the gate to sit and wait.After half an hour, I finally saw the takeaway guy coming on his mount from a distance. It was getting closer and closer. This merchant is very reliable. The guy is really tall and mighty, at least [-] meters above by visual inspection.

Gu Zhien's smile immediately became dreamy, and he couldn't laugh anymore after a minute. What he never expected was that the takeaway boy was actually a yellow-haired boy!Very angry!

Huang Mao was wearing a mask, and his eyes narrowed with a smile: "Sister, I delivered it as fast as possible, and I promise it's still hot. Knowing that you like spicy food, I even asked the merchant for an extra bag Yellow bell pepper. Merchants say this is the spiciest, hotter than Chaotian pepper."

Gu Zhien, who is not hungry at all and has other plans, smiled reluctantly: "..."! ! !This little fresh meat is indeed a little fresh meat, not the little fresh meat you want!Can't hold on!It's too familiar, and according to the seniority, he should be called Uncle Huang Mao, but he is called sister instead, how can he do it, and he is not so crazy.

"Did you see my note request?"

"I see, let me tell you, I'm the most handsome rider, and I'm also the tallest!" Huang Mao raised his head proudly and a little shyly: "Someone specifically asked me to deliver the meal."

I would rather have the second most handsome!And with your image, it's too far away from the 'Yan Ruguan's appearance is better than Pan An' that I noted!
After completely letting go of bad thoughts, Gu Zhien was very depressed: "Have you eaten yet? I ordered too much and couldn't finish it."

Huang Maohan smiled: "I've eaten it, but my sister invited me, it's hard to be kind, but I can eat a little more."

"I'm still in Jujiageli, so I can't invite you in. There are stone tables and benches outside, so you can just do it."

So one was inside the railing and the other was outside the railing. The two ate and drank, including stinky tofu, iron plate squid, fish head with chopped pepper, tiger skin chicken feet, meat sandwiches, roasted cold noodles, fire, roast duck, Jingwu Duck neck, sesame cake, hemp cake, Jinhua shortbread, crab shell yellow, spicy crayfish, salted duck, twice-cooked pork, shrimp dumplings, flower cake, pearl milk tea...

Huang Mao's fighting power is amazing: "Sister, I have never eaten so many special snacks! It feels like you have caught all the delicious food from south to north."

Gu Zhien kept sucking in the air-conditioning, feeling extremely resentful, I ordered so many restaurants, how did you manage to catch them all and send them all by yourself? !As long as there is one more little brother sent over, I will not be so sad.Do you think I ordered delicacies from all over the world?

Do not!I ordered a handsome man!Thinking that all the delicacies from 23 provinces, 5 autonomous regions, and 4 municipalities have been collected, then you should be able to enjoy the takeaway guys with different styles from the south to here.How could you know that you are so capable, one person replaced all the handsome men in all the provinces of the country!Really irritable, want to beat people, also want to teach you how to behave, give a bad review!Make your career more colorful!

In the end, for the sake of the same village, Gu Zhien was kind with tears in his eyes.

Little did he know that Huang Mao, who had already escaped the catastrophe, thought the food was not satisfying, so he rode his beloved motorcycle to buy cold beer and Coke and came back, and the two drank each other across the fence.When Qiao Yaozu finished his work and came out, he saw the wonderful duo eating happily. It was an eye-opener that he had never seen before. He even stopped in his footsteps: "..."! ! !
Huangmao was the first to discover Qiao Yaozu: "Brother Qiao, there are still a lot to eat together. My sister's order is delicious."

This tone was very enthusiastic and anti-customer. The problem was that the guest was still outside the door, and he didn't even step in the door, so he didn't treat himself as an outsider at all.

Seeing a table of junk food glowing red, Qiao Yaozu couldn't accept it: "Aren't you afraid of spicy food?"

Gu Zhien was a bit ambiguous when he was slapped with spicy food: "It's not a question of whether you are afraid of spicy food or not!" The price of chili peppers is one dollar a day, and today it has increased by one yuan more than yesterday! "I'm afraid it's not spicy!" After finishing speaking, he kept exhaling and inhaling, it was really too spicy, even after drinking half a bottle of Coke, it was still too spicy.

Huangmao is really not afraid of spicy food: "I even dare to eat devil peppers! I just come to this place and eat peppers, and the next day I will get a fire bump. Not a single pimple grows. I came here to grow a pimple and recommend it again and again. Sister, can you show me if there will be scars?"

Gu Zhien glanced at the soy-sized fire bumps on Huangmao's forehead and chin, and said, "A man is not afraid of scars, it adds to his masculinity!"

Seeing that Qiao Yaozu didn't know what to do with the table full of food, Gu Zhien went to pull out a shrimp dumpling and tortoise jelly: "Eat this."

Seeing that there was no spicy taste at all, Huang Mao shook his head straight after seeing it: "Brother Qiao, you can't do it, there are no men in our area who don't eat spicy food!"

The child owed a lesson, talking nonsense, Gu Zhien took a chopstick and whipped the yellow hair: "You brother Qiao has a bad stomach, you can't eat too spicy."

Being suspected, Qiao Yaozu looked at the young man calmly: "You like to eat more!" If you don't bloom in the toilet tomorrow, I will lose!

In the end, a small bag of yellow bell peppers fell into Huang Mao's stomach, and he enjoyed the spiciness: "It's so exciting!"

Seeing the red and swollen yellow hair on his mouth, Gu Zhien worried that he would end up with the same sausage lips of Ouyang Feng who accidentally swallowed poison in "East and West".

After eating and drinking, Huang Mao walked away: "Sister, next time I see your order, I will deliver it to you."

No need!

Your sister doesn't want you to give it away!
I want other delivery guys to deliver!
The takeaway guy’s way of having fun is not going to work, and Mr. Qiao is too busy, so he is really bored in the end. Gu Zhien went to find a bag of low-gluten flour and learned how to make cakes while watching a short video.

Once again, the eyes, brain, and hands are independent. The eyes and the brain have learned, and the hands are useless.

Huo Huo finished all the eggs in the kitchen, but still failed to make a successful cake. The operation was fierce, and finally all went into the trash can, and the cake failed.However, Gu Zhien is a true warrior. He dared to face failure and became more courageous. He changed to make bread. In order to ensure the success rate, he specially asked Wang Tezhu to send a kitchen machine. However, the bread made was still hard. , go to fight and use it as a weapon is more effective than bricks.

After settling accounts for the money for buying tools and materials, Gu Zhien was horrified to find that with the money to apply for a card at the bakery, he would not be able to eat all the bread and cakes every day for ten years, and his heart ached.After learning from the pain, I decided to find an affordable one to pass the time, after choosing and choosing, I finally chose to make steamed buns.

The most common flour is 3 yuan a catty, 30 catties is only 10 yuan, and several packs of baking powder are bought for 40 yuan. The total cost is only [-] yuan, which is very friendly consumption.

At this time, Gu Zhien's old classmate was not friendly at all. Su Taohua was wearing her branded clothes, holding her big-name bag, and wearing her big-name jewelry. The paintings are very expensive and must be used as the background, the wine in the wine cabinet is a treasure, and they must be included in the selfie. Wow, this vase is worth a suite, take a picture!Standing on the big balcony, the view is very good, especially the night view is more charming, take a picture!Oh my god, these kitchen utensils are all famous international brands, and they must be shown off... I can't stop taking pictures, and then I will retouch the pictures, and I will post them on Moments after I am satisfied with the repairs.

There are quite a lot of people who know the goods in the circle of friends, and some people even ask if the paintings on the wall are resold?Is the wine resold? ...Vanity was greatly satisfied, and the smile on Su Taohua's face never stopped. She didn't have the irritability of Geli at all. Instead, she was very excited and willing to stay in Geli for the rest of her life.Living in this kind of high-end residential area, looking back at the previous residence, I feel that it is not a house, but a dog kennel!It's not even as good as Qiao Yaozu's kennel!

After the living room, balcony, and Gu Zhien's room were all photographed, Su Taohua couldn't help but cast her gaze on Qiao Yaozu's bedroom. The door was not locked, and it could be opened with a slight push.

Mr. Qiao, who was too busy working at home, received a set of information data on his mobile phone, and immediately frowned after reading it. He was so disgusted that he felt nauseated.

Su Taohua put a bathtub of water, sprinkled roses and dripped essential oils. She was in a very good mood and was about to take a scented bath, when she received a call from Special Assistant Xiao Wang: "Miss Su, here is what I want to convey to the boss The original words: To be a human being, you must know the sense of proportion and shame, please move away immediately."

Being expelled without mercy, all the blood on Su Taohua's face faded in an instant, and she asked cautiously: "Assistant Wang, did I offend Mr. Qiao by doing something wrong? Why did you drive me away?"

Ah!Special Assistant Xiao Wang is also convinced, there is such a shameless person, what disgusting things did he do? "Mr. Qiao's bed is a smart mattress, which will continuously monitor the user's heart rate, breathing rate, turning movements and other information, and build a personal health data center. When the user's heart rate and breathing rate are too high or too low, as long as When you use it, it will automatically send a message to your mobile phone to remind you to seek medical treatment. Ms. Su, do you understand?"

No need to say any more, Su Taohua fully understood that it was she who entered Qiao Yaozu's room that was revealed, her fingers holding the phone kept shaking, all the strength in her body was drained, and she collapsed on the ground: "I'm sorry , I... I... I have been away from the pavilion for too long, I have been suffocated and crazy, I do not intend to offend, it is just that my brain is hot for a while, and it is like a ghost... Please express my apology to Mr. Qiao."

Special assistant Xiao Wang obviously didn't believe such a statement.Can you lose any sense of boundaries when you are suffocated? ! "Please move out immediately. Miss Su, I only give you an hour."

Su Taohua was paralyzed on the ground for a long time before getting up in a hurry, took out her mobile phone and called Gu Zhien, but she gave up halfway through the call, laughing at herself for being naive, Qiao Yaozu must have told her about such things, She didn't send a reminder message, isn't the meaning obvious? !
If she really wanted to intercede, Special Assistant Xiao Wang wouldn't have made this call at all.How could she empathize with her own suffering when she lived in a honeypot!

Living here for the past few days has been an unprecedented comfort.There are no quarrels or worries, and the decoration of the room is luxurious and high-grade. Whether it is the paintings on the wall or any decorations, they are all valuable. Even a bowl and a cooking spoon in the kitchen are luxury items. Living in Even the air here is more luxurious, with the confidence to be superior to others.

After struggling for a long time, Su Taohua pushed open the door of Qiao Yaozu's room. She was really curious. Once the door was opened, all behaviors became uncontrollable. When she opened the drawer, she saw all kinds of watches, just one It is more expensive than my own wedding room, and there are dozens of cufflinks, any one is enough for ordinary people to eat and drink for a year, when I open the closet and see the clothes inside, any one is more expensive than all my clothes combined... Eye-opening, it turns out that this is the life of the rich. For ordinary people, it is a luxury. If it is broken or lost, it will hurt so much that they can’t eat. To them, it is just a daily necessities, and they don’t care about losing it. .

In the end, Su Taohua not only slept on Qiao Yaozu's bed for one night, but also took out the shirts in the closet to wear, tied every tie, and wore every watch... After enjoying the fun, and taking enough selfies from multiple angles , and then restore and reset according to the photos taken before I didn’t move. I thought it was safe, but I didn’t expect a hundred secrets.

Really complied with the sentence that Skynet is not missing.

After slapping herself hard, Su Taohua wiped away her tears and started calling back to her natal home: "Mom, I'm coming back to stay for a few days."

For the daughter who didn't listen to persuasion, Su's mother has been unwilling to give any good face to her daughter in the past few years, especially after the pension was slapped with nothing left, she even dared to divorce without telling her: "You Is it a pig brain? It’s fine to leave the house without leaving the house, and you still have to pay a debt! I’ve been ‘trapped’ for so many years, and my coffin has been put in it. Don’t come back, I don’t have a daughter like you.”

"Mom, how do you know I'm divorced?" This matter was kept a secret, and the people around him only told Gu Zhien: "Did Zhien tell you?"

"It was the old hag who called and said that the things in the house were smashed by you after the divorce, and you will pay for the money! You blocked their phone number, and they just called my phone!" Su's mother yelled angrily: "Why did I give birth to you this piece of char siew! I said that the Phoenix man from the country cannot be married! They are absolutely desperate! You don't listen! Marry him upside down, what will happen in the end?! That old hag is a broom star , disaster star, scold you for spoiling her whole family!"

(End of this chapter)