The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me
Chapter 176 Heinous
Chapter 176 Heinous
"It's fine if you don't discuss such a big matter with me, and don't tell me when the divorce is over! If you have grown up, you will be hardened! Others divorce with cars and house deposits, and you have a promising divorce with a debt! Let me tell you My pension money is worth a penny and I have to pay it back with interest!"
"Don't come back, I don't want to see you, I don't have a good-for-nothing daughter like you, and I play badly with a good hand of cards! You've lost all my face, and everyone laughs at me when I go out now ! Not a single point of benefit has been lost!"
Being turned away by her mother, Su Taohua's face turns blue and white, and the quarantine will end in a few days. The health code is still yellow, and she can't even go to a hotel. Where can she go?Seeing that the one-hour limit was coming, she didn't dare to delay any longer, so she hurried to pack her luggage, and when she finally left, Su Tao couldn't tell what kind of mentality she had put Gu Zhien in the closet. He threw all his clothes on the ground and stomped on them, and even spat on the quilt a few times.
After vomiting, I felt that the bad breath in my heart finally found an outlet, and I felt a secret and strange pleasure in my heart. Why can I live in a villa without worry when I have nowhere to go and feel panic? !In the past, you were just a small class next to me, not as good as me in everything, why can you live such a happy life, but I am so overwhelmed by life that I don't even have a place to stay? !I am prettier than you, I have better grades than you, I am more popular than you, I work harder than you, and I earn more than you every month. I also come from an ordinary family. How can you live a good life above others? !
When Su Taohua finally left, she thought she had a sweet and gentle smile on her face, but in fact her face was ferocious, with distorted facial features, like a sinister villain.
The health code is yellow and even small hotels are not accepted. In the end, Su Taohua became more and more angry, and returned to the previous community aggressively: "Wang Zifei, open the door for me!"
The Wang family was also quarantined at home, cleaned up the badly smashed house, and managed to make do with it. Wang Zifei was very happy to see Su Taohua, and couldn't help but smile on his face: "Peach Blossom."
There was a slap in the face, and Su Taohua used all her strength to slap: "Bastard! Despicable, shameless! Who told you to call my mother to ask for money? Who asked you to tell her about the divorce?!"
The five fingerprints on Wang Zifei's face became red and swollen at a speed visible to the naked eye. Wang Ma, who was just rolling out noodles in the kitchen, saw her son being beaten, how could she bear it: "You broom star, disaster star, unlucky ghost, nemesis, how dare you Hit my son, I will fight you."
Holding a rolling pin in his hand and waving it desperately, Wang Zifei was terrified and afraid of doing anything wrong, so he stopped him: "Mom, you go back to the room first, and I will take care of it. I beg you as a son, okay?"
Seeing that a good house was smashed into disrepair, Wang Ma was holding back her anger during this time, and seeing Su Taohua, she would not show a good face: "What can I say to her, get this broom star out! Tell her to go away!" Stay far away, don't mold my house."
Su Taohua sneered: "Your house is ridiculous. Don't forget that this house was sold long ago to fill your bottomless pit. The reason why I can continue to live here is because my classmate saw it." For my sake, if you want to get out, you should get out! Get out, do you hear me!"
She has been gaining the upper hand for so many years, but she didn't expect that she would dare to turn the world upside down and be angry after a divorce. Mother Wang cursed angrily: "Smelly shameless bitch, a bastard who can't lay eggs, dare to talk to me like that, you are so courageous, look! I'm not going to beat you to death, you bastard, a bitch."
After so many years of grievances and begging for justice, there is nothing good in the end. She is burdened with debts and infamy. Su Taohua can't bear it, and refuses to give in to Maimang: "You will also put gold on your face. What do you think you are? You are just an ignorant and stupid woman! You think you are superior, and if you go out for a walk, whoever puts you in the eyes! Who doesn’t make jokes behind your back! You’re the only one who can’t afford it! That’s why I was blind at the time! What are you so proud of? , the eldest son died of cancer! Because of your arrogance, you didn't even leave a descendant, and you made him die!..."
The death of the eldest son was the deepest pain in Wang Ma's heart. Now that Su Taohua poked and scolded her so hard, she couldn't stand it, and her face turned pale: "You little bitch, you shouldn't have let you in and ruined my family. good luck..."
Seeing the two most important women in his life attacking each other with the most vicious language, Wang Zifei felt extremely distressed in his heart: "Taohua, my mother is not in good health, I beg you..."
Not letting Wang Zifei finish his sentence at all, Su Taohua twisted her face, her eyes were blood red as if possessed by a demon: "I don't care if she dies! A person like her contributes to the society when she dies, and she wastes food when she lives! Old slut, old slut, old bastard, was hit by a car when he went out to die! A terrible death! After death, he will go to [-] levels of hell. Like your eldest son, he will be fried in a frying pan."
Following the vicious curses one after another, Wang Ma rolled her eyes in anger, "You...you...you uneducated... bitch, poisonous woman."
When he was so angry, his hands and feet became weak, he couldn't hold the rolling pin, and he collapsed in his son's arms trembling, with more breath than breath.Wang Zifei was frightened: "Mom, mom, mom, why are you feeling uncomfortable, don't scare me..."
This kind of drama has been staged too many times in these years. Every time there is a conflict, she will cover her heart and pretend to be sick. Su Taohua doesn't believe it at all: "Die, hurry up! Who will watch the show? Do you think I will let you Will you still let you bully me like before? It's a dream! There are too many dramas, and the bitch is hypocritical!"
Seeing the dense sweat on his mother's forehead, her face was blue and purple, Wang Zifei was so frightened that his soul flew into the sky: "Peach Blossom, I beg you not to say any more."
"Why do you want me to be wronged again?! Wang Zifei, let me tell you, I am divorced now, and I don't want to suffer any more from your Wang family! As long as you dare to stab me, I will return it a hundred times and a thousand times, never again. That fool from before, let your family bully him!"
Out of the years of anger in her heart, Su Taohua went back to the master bedroom, packed Wang Zifei's clothes and threw them outside the door: "This is the house my classmate gave me to live in. Ma Baonan brought your old witch to give it to me." Get out! I can't lay an egg, if I have the ability, let the old hag lay an egg for you!"
This time, Mama Wang completely fainted from anger.Wang Zifei couldn't take care of anything, so he had to call 120 for emergency services.The person was rescued, but there was a problem with slanted eyes and crooked mouth and drooling, and he couldn't speak fluently. It was fine when he was calm, and he could barely hear what he was saying, but he couldn't hear anything when he was excited.
Su Taohua didn't feel any uneasiness in her conscience at all, instead she felt that evil comes with evil!How much she has been pissed at and bullied by her all these years, she deserves this fate!It happened that she was hospitalized, otherwise living in isolation these few days would be so troublesome.
Gu Zhien was also very troubled. After studying hard for several days, the buns just couldn't be made successfully.It is very simple to watch the small video, that is, the flour, water and yeast powder are raised in proportion. Why do you strictly follow the tutorial and what are the things you make? !It doesn't even eat Tiantian!Either sour or bitter, or astringent.
The pot that was closest to success, when I opened the lid, I saw a big white and fat bun. Gu Zhien almost jumped up with excitement, and smiled happily: "Yeah..." The revolution has finally succeeded.
Three seconds later, the smile froze, because the big fat bun was like a deflated balloon, shrinking quickly and turning into a stiff dead face, is this funny?
Frustrated, Gu Zhien posted a new food group and asked, "Is it because of the pot or because of the flour?"
Hu Honghui: "My dear, you didn't mention yourself at all?"
Gu Zhien immediately corrected: "Is it because of my pot or my flour?"
Sister Xie: "Zhien, you are really talented, haven't you ever thought about the reason for your disability?"
Looking at the slender hand, Gu Zhien firmly refused to admit that it was crippled.The little fairy's hand has magic, how could it be disabled!Come again, refuse to accept and fight again!
When he finally succeeded in making a pot of steamed buns, Gu Zhien danced excitedly, and excitedly presented the treasure in front of Qiao Yaozu: "Eat steamed stuffed buns!"
The elites at the other end of the video conference turned into melon-eaters in seconds, and they were all shocked to see the steaming extra-large and ugly buns. Is Mr. Qiao’s lunch so plain and unpretentious?What I'm particularly curious about is, who is making buns for Mr. Qiao to eat?Which beautiful girl is hidden in Jinwu Zangjiao?I really hate that the angle of the camera didn't capture my face. It's the most uncomfortable thing if I can't eat all the melons. I was so curious that I scratched my heart and lungs.In the end, everyone showed their abilities and went to Xiao Wang's special assistant to insinuate, turning the corner to ask the little goblin who took down Mr. Qiao.
As a qualified personal special assistant, Xiao Wang's special assistant is naturally tight-lipped, and at the same time, he secretly holds this secret in his heart for many years!He is the only one in the whole company who knows the intimate interaction between Gu Zhien in the accounting department and the boss beyond ordinary people. You are secretly welcome to dig. How much you can dig up is your ability!
After the meeting ended, Qiao Yaozu looked at Gu Zhien helplessly: "You are declaring your sovereignty, do you want to officially verify your status?"
Gu Zhien, who knew he was doing bad things, smiled shyly: "I'm so excited, eat buns, I made them, they're big and thin."
Looking at the giant steamed stuffed bun that was so ugly that he couldn't bear to look directly at it, Qiao Yaozu didn't want to eat it, but he also disliked it: "Is this following the Lord?"
What do you mean? !Gu Zhien's brain was running at high speed for a long time before he figured out that this dog man's internal meaning is that the steamed stuffed bun is too big, and he is as fat as his master.I really couldn't bear it anymore and didn't want to bear it any longer: "My dear, please find out online what it means to spoil your girlfriend!" Sweet words are the foundation of every boyfriend, Mr. Qiao, do you know it or not!
Qiao Yaozu was serious and solemn: "I can only spoil my wife." He said righteously: "So, do you want to become a regular?"
Gu Zhien: "..."! ! !A decent dog man!
Just say why this epidemic boyfriend is so choking, every sentence is thorny!It's not sweet at all, it turned out to be an ambush here: "Freud can't analyze you anymore, so I can only use the most famous word in China to describe you, do you want to know what it is?"
It’s definitely not a good word, Qiao Yaozu didn’t want to know it at all, but unfortunately the earth never revolves around one’s will, so I still knew it, Gu Zhien hated: “It’s cheap!”
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and he barked his teeth and claws and issued a serious warning: "If you mess with me again, I will make you unable to eat and walk around!"
"Huh?" Qiao Yaozu was curious about this ability: "What is your secret weapon?"
Gu Zhien called out the registration page: "Anyway, I know your ID number, if you get angry again, I will sign you up for "Boys and Girls Go Forward", "The Most Powerful Brain", "The Voice of China", "If You Are the One" !” There is always one that will make you want to die.
Too ruthless, Qiao Yaozu was convinced and allowed the defeat, but he did not accept suffering alone: "I will report to you after you report."
Come on, hurt each other, who is afraid of whom!
Gu Zhien was so angry that he almost went to see the Buddha, and today is another day when he wants to break up!Be patient, it will be unblocked tomorrow!
The steamed stuffed buns made by hard work would rather be fed to dogs than to be eaten by dog men. Gu Zhien walked away and put the steamed stuffed buns in Tiantian's rice bowl. Tiantian was lying lazily basking in the sun when she saw the buns After smelling it, he turned his head and closed his eyes in disgust, his rejection was obvious.
Seeing that he didn't even eat dogs, Qiao Yaozu laughed out loud, thankfully he refused just now.Otherwise, I still don't know what kind of dark food is in my mouth!
Gu Zhien, who was severely ridiculed, was furious, and dared to say: "Do you think this is an operation that a qualified boyfriend should have?"
"Didn't you say that the boyfriend of the epidemic does not need to be too demanding? You have to accept that the boyfriend of the epidemic is not satisfactory, and there is a fly in the ointment."
It's hard to accept!Gu Zhien fiercely took a bite of the steamed stuffed bun, bah, why is it sour?What went wrong?After thinking hard, I don't know which link went wrong.
After Qiao Yaozu read the tutorial, he rolled up his sleeves and began to mix flour, water, and yeast powder in proportion to the kitchen machine. Taking advantage of the time of kneading the dough, he started to make cakes, separated the egg whites and egg yolks, and added coconut oil and milk to the egg yolks. Add low-gluten flour and stir well, egg whites, lemon sweat and wild bee electric egg beater, then mix them together and put them in the oven, then clean up the countertops and tools. It takes only half an hour before and after. The movements are crisp and agile, looking ancient Zhien's eyes were sour.
This is probably the gap between a master and a scumbag. It also involves unfamiliar fields. After reading the tutorial of a master, I learned it.Every word of the learning slag tutorial has been studied carefully and clearly, and the learning is useless.
The same hand, the same brain, very different.Hate God again for being unfair.Gu Zhien wants to be God's own daughter.
An hour later, Qiao Yaozu's first pot of buns came out. The pure meat buns are really thin and full of filling. They are more fragrant than those sold outside. The shape is also beautiful, with well-proportioned pleats, neat size, white color and soft surface. It looks like a budding autumn chrysanthemum, and the picky taste buds will be opened accordingly.
On the other hand, the buns made by Gu Zhien do not have pleats, and the crooked ones show their fillings at every turn. Fortunately, I have worked so hard to watch the video tutorials over and over again, watching the techniques, finding the skills, making dough, practicing, and accumulating experience. After repeated failures and repeated efforts, the buns either collapsed or became very hard.As for the shape, just like the boyfriend of the epidemic, the requirements should not be so high!
Seeing Gu Zhien's mouthfuls, Qiao Yaozu smiled and took one to Tiantian. It turned out that Tiantian was very knowledgeable. After smelling it, he swallowed it in one bite, and then looked at his master eagerly, begging for help. Hey, the owner patted the dog's head and refused cruelly: "No, the rest are all your sister-in-law's."
Tiantian's sister-in-law ate six big meat buns for dinner, and Ge You lay on the sofa unable to move, crying and screaming while rubbing his stomach: "It's over, the calories have exceeded the standard again, at least two catties must be gained!"
Qiao Yaozu has become numb to hearing, he yells every day, and he doesn't see her eat less every day!A weight loss plan always starts after meals and ends before meals!However, this time the isolation is really long, the face visible to the naked eye is rounded, white and tender, it should look easy to pinch.I want to pinch a little.
Putting the tableware into the dishwasher, Qiao Yaozu dragged out the salted fish lying flat on the sofa: "Go for a walk in the yard!"
The sun is setting, and most of the heat has dissipated. Walking in the yard with the breeze blowing, it is very pleasant. Gu Zhien narrowed his eyes comfortably, and felt that the unsatisfactory epidemic boyfriend beside him was not so unpleasant: " Why do my buns always fail?"
The boyfriend quickly analyzed the reason: "The output of the same tutorial, I can only say that you are a fish caught in the nine-year compulsory system."
Depend on!This is a turn-by-turn scolding and brain damage!Gu Zhien was so annoyed that he didn't like the dog man again: "I like cold men!"
So, Mr. Qiao was so cold that it was outrageous.
Finally, there is no need to worry about being pissed off, Gu Zhien feels that the sunset is infinitely better and life is more calm.
It may be that I haven't gone to work for a long time, and there is a new style of playing in the office. Hu Honghui formed a group and initiated the game of adding words.Just add a word to destroy the original meaning.For example, "Carmen" plus a word, "Carmen".
At the beginning, Gu Zhien was isolated because of being isolated, and her thoughts were still on the seriousness of a good girl. "Mermaid" added "Mermaid Pieces", "Zhen Huan Biography" added "Zhen Huan Biography" and so on, but look at Hu Honghui's addition "Ghost Blowing the Lantern" was destroyed into "Dead Ghost Blowing the Lantern", "Dream of Red Mansions" became "Red Mansions", Pippi Shrimp added "Predecessor Three" into "Predecessor Three Seconds", "Harry Potter" couldn't bear to look directly at it After reading "Harry Potter", Gu Zhien had a great understanding, and immediately followed the thinking realm of his friends. "Fast and Furious" was resolutely changed to "Fast and Furious Drama", and "Big Fish and Begonia" became " "Big Fish Rape Begonia", as long as you get to their point, "Don't Fuck My Concubine" and "Being Hulk" can be born in minutes.
The trio in the group all grinned, with green faces and fangs.
Qiao Yaozu found out that his girlfriend was holding a cell phone and smiling obscenely and obscenely, like a car idiot.He stretched out his big hand and snatched the phone from her to check the details. At a glance, he saw the unsightly group name 'Wet breasts, don't bully the girl Mu Youfu'. The content in it was even more dirty, and it was extremely unsuitable for children.
After reading it, Qiao Yaozu's expression was stiff, his face turned greener and greener, it was so dirty!The chat was forcibly ended.
Seeing that the mobile phone was confiscated, Gu Zhien protested: "Hey, why are you doing this? It's too much."
"I'm overdoing it? Are you a female hooligan?" Qiao Yaozu reckoned that even female hooligans are not so vicious!
Really, they are all grown men and women, who hasn't got any pornographic waste in their minds: "Mr. Qiao, please face it, you are not employing child labor, we have been adults for a long time!"
Besides, this group is already very pure, and the group that Sister Xie organized is called Human Flesh. The name of the group is so flamboyant that there is no boundary. "Nimma, take off your pants and see the murderous look immediately"!
"I still don't believe it. Don't you men just chat? No meat!"
(End of this chapter)
"It's fine if you don't discuss such a big matter with me, and don't tell me when the divorce is over! If you have grown up, you will be hardened! Others divorce with cars and house deposits, and you have a promising divorce with a debt! Let me tell you My pension money is worth a penny and I have to pay it back with interest!"
"Don't come back, I don't want to see you, I don't have a good-for-nothing daughter like you, and I play badly with a good hand of cards! You've lost all my face, and everyone laughs at me when I go out now ! Not a single point of benefit has been lost!"
Being turned away by her mother, Su Taohua's face turns blue and white, and the quarantine will end in a few days. The health code is still yellow, and she can't even go to a hotel. Where can she go?Seeing that the one-hour limit was coming, she didn't dare to delay any longer, so she hurried to pack her luggage, and when she finally left, Su Tao couldn't tell what kind of mentality she had put Gu Zhien in the closet. He threw all his clothes on the ground and stomped on them, and even spat on the quilt a few times.
After vomiting, I felt that the bad breath in my heart finally found an outlet, and I felt a secret and strange pleasure in my heart. Why can I live in a villa without worry when I have nowhere to go and feel panic? !In the past, you were just a small class next to me, not as good as me in everything, why can you live such a happy life, but I am so overwhelmed by life that I don't even have a place to stay? !I am prettier than you, I have better grades than you, I am more popular than you, I work harder than you, and I earn more than you every month. I also come from an ordinary family. How can you live a good life above others? !
When Su Taohua finally left, she thought she had a sweet and gentle smile on her face, but in fact her face was ferocious, with distorted facial features, like a sinister villain.
The health code is yellow and even small hotels are not accepted. In the end, Su Taohua became more and more angry, and returned to the previous community aggressively: "Wang Zifei, open the door for me!"
The Wang family was also quarantined at home, cleaned up the badly smashed house, and managed to make do with it. Wang Zifei was very happy to see Su Taohua, and couldn't help but smile on his face: "Peach Blossom."
There was a slap in the face, and Su Taohua used all her strength to slap: "Bastard! Despicable, shameless! Who told you to call my mother to ask for money? Who asked you to tell her about the divorce?!"
The five fingerprints on Wang Zifei's face became red and swollen at a speed visible to the naked eye. Wang Ma, who was just rolling out noodles in the kitchen, saw her son being beaten, how could she bear it: "You broom star, disaster star, unlucky ghost, nemesis, how dare you Hit my son, I will fight you."
Holding a rolling pin in his hand and waving it desperately, Wang Zifei was terrified and afraid of doing anything wrong, so he stopped him: "Mom, you go back to the room first, and I will take care of it. I beg you as a son, okay?"
Seeing that a good house was smashed into disrepair, Wang Ma was holding back her anger during this time, and seeing Su Taohua, she would not show a good face: "What can I say to her, get this broom star out! Tell her to go away!" Stay far away, don't mold my house."
Su Taohua sneered: "Your house is ridiculous. Don't forget that this house was sold long ago to fill your bottomless pit. The reason why I can continue to live here is because my classmate saw it." For my sake, if you want to get out, you should get out! Get out, do you hear me!"
She has been gaining the upper hand for so many years, but she didn't expect that she would dare to turn the world upside down and be angry after a divorce. Mother Wang cursed angrily: "Smelly shameless bitch, a bastard who can't lay eggs, dare to talk to me like that, you are so courageous, look! I'm not going to beat you to death, you bastard, a bitch."
After so many years of grievances and begging for justice, there is nothing good in the end. She is burdened with debts and infamy. Su Taohua can't bear it, and refuses to give in to Maimang: "You will also put gold on your face. What do you think you are? You are just an ignorant and stupid woman! You think you are superior, and if you go out for a walk, whoever puts you in the eyes! Who doesn’t make jokes behind your back! You’re the only one who can’t afford it! That’s why I was blind at the time! What are you so proud of? , the eldest son died of cancer! Because of your arrogance, you didn't even leave a descendant, and you made him die!..."
The death of the eldest son was the deepest pain in Wang Ma's heart. Now that Su Taohua poked and scolded her so hard, she couldn't stand it, and her face turned pale: "You little bitch, you shouldn't have let you in and ruined my family. good luck..."
Seeing the two most important women in his life attacking each other with the most vicious language, Wang Zifei felt extremely distressed in his heart: "Taohua, my mother is not in good health, I beg you..."
Not letting Wang Zifei finish his sentence at all, Su Taohua twisted her face, her eyes were blood red as if possessed by a demon: "I don't care if she dies! A person like her contributes to the society when she dies, and she wastes food when she lives! Old slut, old slut, old bastard, was hit by a car when he went out to die! A terrible death! After death, he will go to [-] levels of hell. Like your eldest son, he will be fried in a frying pan."
Following the vicious curses one after another, Wang Ma rolled her eyes in anger, "You...you...you uneducated... bitch, poisonous woman."
When he was so angry, his hands and feet became weak, he couldn't hold the rolling pin, and he collapsed in his son's arms trembling, with more breath than breath.Wang Zifei was frightened: "Mom, mom, mom, why are you feeling uncomfortable, don't scare me..."
This kind of drama has been staged too many times in these years. Every time there is a conflict, she will cover her heart and pretend to be sick. Su Taohua doesn't believe it at all: "Die, hurry up! Who will watch the show? Do you think I will let you Will you still let you bully me like before? It's a dream! There are too many dramas, and the bitch is hypocritical!"
Seeing the dense sweat on his mother's forehead, her face was blue and purple, Wang Zifei was so frightened that his soul flew into the sky: "Peach Blossom, I beg you not to say any more."
"Why do you want me to be wronged again?! Wang Zifei, let me tell you, I am divorced now, and I don't want to suffer any more from your Wang family! As long as you dare to stab me, I will return it a hundred times and a thousand times, never again. That fool from before, let your family bully him!"
Out of the years of anger in her heart, Su Taohua went back to the master bedroom, packed Wang Zifei's clothes and threw them outside the door: "This is the house my classmate gave me to live in. Ma Baonan brought your old witch to give it to me." Get out! I can't lay an egg, if I have the ability, let the old hag lay an egg for you!"
This time, Mama Wang completely fainted from anger.Wang Zifei couldn't take care of anything, so he had to call 120 for emergency services.The person was rescued, but there was a problem with slanted eyes and crooked mouth and drooling, and he couldn't speak fluently. It was fine when he was calm, and he could barely hear what he was saying, but he couldn't hear anything when he was excited.
Su Taohua didn't feel any uneasiness in her conscience at all, instead she felt that evil comes with evil!How much she has been pissed at and bullied by her all these years, she deserves this fate!It happened that she was hospitalized, otherwise living in isolation these few days would be so troublesome.
Gu Zhien was also very troubled. After studying hard for several days, the buns just couldn't be made successfully.It is very simple to watch the small video, that is, the flour, water and yeast powder are raised in proportion. Why do you strictly follow the tutorial and what are the things you make? !It doesn't even eat Tiantian!Either sour or bitter, or astringent.
The pot that was closest to success, when I opened the lid, I saw a big white and fat bun. Gu Zhien almost jumped up with excitement, and smiled happily: "Yeah..." The revolution has finally succeeded.
Three seconds later, the smile froze, because the big fat bun was like a deflated balloon, shrinking quickly and turning into a stiff dead face, is this funny?
Frustrated, Gu Zhien posted a new food group and asked, "Is it because of the pot or because of the flour?"
Hu Honghui: "My dear, you didn't mention yourself at all?"
Gu Zhien immediately corrected: "Is it because of my pot or my flour?"
Sister Xie: "Zhien, you are really talented, haven't you ever thought about the reason for your disability?"
Looking at the slender hand, Gu Zhien firmly refused to admit that it was crippled.The little fairy's hand has magic, how could it be disabled!Come again, refuse to accept and fight again!
When he finally succeeded in making a pot of steamed buns, Gu Zhien danced excitedly, and excitedly presented the treasure in front of Qiao Yaozu: "Eat steamed stuffed buns!"
The elites at the other end of the video conference turned into melon-eaters in seconds, and they were all shocked to see the steaming extra-large and ugly buns. Is Mr. Qiao’s lunch so plain and unpretentious?What I'm particularly curious about is, who is making buns for Mr. Qiao to eat?Which beautiful girl is hidden in Jinwu Zangjiao?I really hate that the angle of the camera didn't capture my face. It's the most uncomfortable thing if I can't eat all the melons. I was so curious that I scratched my heart and lungs.In the end, everyone showed their abilities and went to Xiao Wang's special assistant to insinuate, turning the corner to ask the little goblin who took down Mr. Qiao.
As a qualified personal special assistant, Xiao Wang's special assistant is naturally tight-lipped, and at the same time, he secretly holds this secret in his heart for many years!He is the only one in the whole company who knows the intimate interaction between Gu Zhien in the accounting department and the boss beyond ordinary people. You are secretly welcome to dig. How much you can dig up is your ability!
After the meeting ended, Qiao Yaozu looked at Gu Zhien helplessly: "You are declaring your sovereignty, do you want to officially verify your status?"
Gu Zhien, who knew he was doing bad things, smiled shyly: "I'm so excited, eat buns, I made them, they're big and thin."
Looking at the giant steamed stuffed bun that was so ugly that he couldn't bear to look directly at it, Qiao Yaozu didn't want to eat it, but he also disliked it: "Is this following the Lord?"
What do you mean? !Gu Zhien's brain was running at high speed for a long time before he figured out that this dog man's internal meaning is that the steamed stuffed bun is too big, and he is as fat as his master.I really couldn't bear it anymore and didn't want to bear it any longer: "My dear, please find out online what it means to spoil your girlfriend!" Sweet words are the foundation of every boyfriend, Mr. Qiao, do you know it or not!
Qiao Yaozu was serious and solemn: "I can only spoil my wife." He said righteously: "So, do you want to become a regular?"
Gu Zhien: "..."! ! !A decent dog man!
Just say why this epidemic boyfriend is so choking, every sentence is thorny!It's not sweet at all, it turned out to be an ambush here: "Freud can't analyze you anymore, so I can only use the most famous word in China to describe you, do you want to know what it is?"
It’s definitely not a good word, Qiao Yaozu didn’t want to know it at all, but unfortunately the earth never revolves around one’s will, so I still knew it, Gu Zhien hated: “It’s cheap!”
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and he barked his teeth and claws and issued a serious warning: "If you mess with me again, I will make you unable to eat and walk around!"
"Huh?" Qiao Yaozu was curious about this ability: "What is your secret weapon?"
Gu Zhien called out the registration page: "Anyway, I know your ID number, if you get angry again, I will sign you up for "Boys and Girls Go Forward", "The Most Powerful Brain", "The Voice of China", "If You Are the One" !” There is always one that will make you want to die.
Too ruthless, Qiao Yaozu was convinced and allowed the defeat, but he did not accept suffering alone: "I will report to you after you report."
Come on, hurt each other, who is afraid of whom!
Gu Zhien was so angry that he almost went to see the Buddha, and today is another day when he wants to break up!Be patient, it will be unblocked tomorrow!
The steamed stuffed buns made by hard work would rather be fed to dogs than to be eaten by dog men. Gu Zhien walked away and put the steamed stuffed buns in Tiantian's rice bowl. Tiantian was lying lazily basking in the sun when she saw the buns After smelling it, he turned his head and closed his eyes in disgust, his rejection was obvious.
Seeing that he didn't even eat dogs, Qiao Yaozu laughed out loud, thankfully he refused just now.Otherwise, I still don't know what kind of dark food is in my mouth!
Gu Zhien, who was severely ridiculed, was furious, and dared to say: "Do you think this is an operation that a qualified boyfriend should have?"
"Didn't you say that the boyfriend of the epidemic does not need to be too demanding? You have to accept that the boyfriend of the epidemic is not satisfactory, and there is a fly in the ointment."
It's hard to accept!Gu Zhien fiercely took a bite of the steamed stuffed bun, bah, why is it sour?What went wrong?After thinking hard, I don't know which link went wrong.
After Qiao Yaozu read the tutorial, he rolled up his sleeves and began to mix flour, water, and yeast powder in proportion to the kitchen machine. Taking advantage of the time of kneading the dough, he started to make cakes, separated the egg whites and egg yolks, and added coconut oil and milk to the egg yolks. Add low-gluten flour and stir well, egg whites, lemon sweat and wild bee electric egg beater, then mix them together and put them in the oven, then clean up the countertops and tools. It takes only half an hour before and after. The movements are crisp and agile, looking ancient Zhien's eyes were sour.
This is probably the gap between a master and a scumbag. It also involves unfamiliar fields. After reading the tutorial of a master, I learned it.Every word of the learning slag tutorial has been studied carefully and clearly, and the learning is useless.
The same hand, the same brain, very different.Hate God again for being unfair.Gu Zhien wants to be God's own daughter.
An hour later, Qiao Yaozu's first pot of buns came out. The pure meat buns are really thin and full of filling. They are more fragrant than those sold outside. The shape is also beautiful, with well-proportioned pleats, neat size, white color and soft surface. It looks like a budding autumn chrysanthemum, and the picky taste buds will be opened accordingly.
On the other hand, the buns made by Gu Zhien do not have pleats, and the crooked ones show their fillings at every turn. Fortunately, I have worked so hard to watch the video tutorials over and over again, watching the techniques, finding the skills, making dough, practicing, and accumulating experience. After repeated failures and repeated efforts, the buns either collapsed or became very hard.As for the shape, just like the boyfriend of the epidemic, the requirements should not be so high!
Seeing Gu Zhien's mouthfuls, Qiao Yaozu smiled and took one to Tiantian. It turned out that Tiantian was very knowledgeable. After smelling it, he swallowed it in one bite, and then looked at his master eagerly, begging for help. Hey, the owner patted the dog's head and refused cruelly: "No, the rest are all your sister-in-law's."
Tiantian's sister-in-law ate six big meat buns for dinner, and Ge You lay on the sofa unable to move, crying and screaming while rubbing his stomach: "It's over, the calories have exceeded the standard again, at least two catties must be gained!"
Qiao Yaozu has become numb to hearing, he yells every day, and he doesn't see her eat less every day!A weight loss plan always starts after meals and ends before meals!However, this time the isolation is really long, the face visible to the naked eye is rounded, white and tender, it should look easy to pinch.I want to pinch a little.
Putting the tableware into the dishwasher, Qiao Yaozu dragged out the salted fish lying flat on the sofa: "Go for a walk in the yard!"
The sun is setting, and most of the heat has dissipated. Walking in the yard with the breeze blowing, it is very pleasant. Gu Zhien narrowed his eyes comfortably, and felt that the unsatisfactory epidemic boyfriend beside him was not so unpleasant: " Why do my buns always fail?"
The boyfriend quickly analyzed the reason: "The output of the same tutorial, I can only say that you are a fish caught in the nine-year compulsory system."
Depend on!This is a turn-by-turn scolding and brain damage!Gu Zhien was so annoyed that he didn't like the dog man again: "I like cold men!"
So, Mr. Qiao was so cold that it was outrageous.
Finally, there is no need to worry about being pissed off, Gu Zhien feels that the sunset is infinitely better and life is more calm.
It may be that I haven't gone to work for a long time, and there is a new style of playing in the office. Hu Honghui formed a group and initiated the game of adding words.Just add a word to destroy the original meaning.For example, "Carmen" plus a word, "Carmen".
At the beginning, Gu Zhien was isolated because of being isolated, and her thoughts were still on the seriousness of a good girl. "Mermaid" added "Mermaid Pieces", "Zhen Huan Biography" added "Zhen Huan Biography" and so on, but look at Hu Honghui's addition "Ghost Blowing the Lantern" was destroyed into "Dead Ghost Blowing the Lantern", "Dream of Red Mansions" became "Red Mansions", Pippi Shrimp added "Predecessor Three" into "Predecessor Three Seconds", "Harry Potter" couldn't bear to look directly at it After reading "Harry Potter", Gu Zhien had a great understanding, and immediately followed the thinking realm of his friends. "Fast and Furious" was resolutely changed to "Fast and Furious Drama", and "Big Fish and Begonia" became " "Big Fish Rape Begonia", as long as you get to their point, "Don't Fuck My Concubine" and "Being Hulk" can be born in minutes.
The trio in the group all grinned, with green faces and fangs.
Qiao Yaozu found out that his girlfriend was holding a cell phone and smiling obscenely and obscenely, like a car idiot.He stretched out his big hand and snatched the phone from her to check the details. At a glance, he saw the unsightly group name 'Wet breasts, don't bully the girl Mu Youfu'. The content in it was even more dirty, and it was extremely unsuitable for children.
After reading it, Qiao Yaozu's expression was stiff, his face turned greener and greener, it was so dirty!The chat was forcibly ended.
Seeing that the mobile phone was confiscated, Gu Zhien protested: "Hey, why are you doing this? It's too much."
"I'm overdoing it? Are you a female hooligan?" Qiao Yaozu reckoned that even female hooligans are not so vicious!
Really, they are all grown men and women, who hasn't got any pornographic waste in their minds: "Mr. Qiao, please face it, you are not employing child labor, we have been adults for a long time!"
Besides, this group is already very pure, and the group that Sister Xie organized is called Human Flesh. The name of the group is so flamboyant that there is no boundary. "Nimma, take off your pants and see the murderous look immediately"!
"I still don't believe it. Don't you men just chat? No meat!"
(End of this chapter)
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