The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 215
Gu Zhien returned home with a smile on his face, and when he opened the door, he saw dark clouds on Qiao Yaozu's face: "Come on, play your role as a girlfriend."

There is still a duty to be a girlfriend these days?Never heard of: "What are you going to do?"

"Your boyfriend is unhappy, coax me!"

fault!This man is a snake man!Gu Zhien went to pour water to drink: "Didn't you be fine just now? Who messed with you?"

"My girlfriend is going to climb the wall to find a wild man. If I can still be good, how big is my heart!"

Climb the wall!Find a wild man!Gu Zhien was almost choked to death, and looked at Qiao Yaozu with a ghostly face: "You...you...you..."

"Hmph! Hong Xing cheated, you're guilty! You scumbag!"

Gu Zhien was very angry: "That's it!"

Unexpectedly, Qiao Yaozu said loudly: "It's not impossible, but you have to give me a breakup fee of [-] million!"

NND, slow asking price, greedy like a wolf!Are you a human? "You have to save face, there is no alimony in divorce in our country, only child support!"

"You're already a scumbag, why don't you like me to be a scumbag! Besides, with my worth, I'd be wronged at a hundred million. Who made you poor!"

Gu Zhien gritted his teeth and sharpened his knife!It's another day when you want to separate people and throw away corpses!
"Don't accept it? If you don't accept it, you sue me! It's your job to sue and win."

The poor sue the capitalists!Isn't this an egg hitting a rock? !Gu Zhi'en is particularly self-aware, he can't win!Lost.So looking at the capitalists in front of me is particularly unpleasant!I can't understand him and I can't kill him, I'm going to suffocate to death!Finally go back to the room angrily!

"Come back! You haven't made me happy yet."

Coax a ghost! "Don't you call me a scumbag? A scumbag has always cared about her own happiness, and doesn't care about other people's lives!"

"No matter how scumbag you are, you have to avoid suspicion! If you dare to try it in the room, I will break your leg!"

Gu Zhien turned her head back to the dog man's warning: "Oh! The highest level of a scumbag is singing every night, singing and singing every day, changing her groom every night!"

Watching Qiao Yaozu Qi's face turn green.

However, the consequences of being quick-tongued for a while are disastrous!In the next few days, Gu Zhien was abused so badly that he almost became a dead soul, his eyes were full of gold stars, and he walked like a ghost!There is nothing more than excessive indulgence.

Finally looking forward to work!I almost cried with joy when I saw my friends.

Unexpectedly, the group of friends fell into evil together, and instead of laughing together or making trouble together, they turned into the teaching director and acted as a supervisor: "Zhien, you have to put all your thoughts on the exam."

Gu Zhien was dying: "Don't be like this, I'm under a lot of pressure."

Hu Honghui slapped her over with a slap: "I'm under a lot of pressure! I bet all my wealth on you, and I bet that you will pass the exam! I'm still waiting for you to achieve enlightenment alone, and you will ascend to heaven!"

These unscrupulous friends actually started a game of gambling!

Even Sister Xie got involved: "Zhien, if you fail the exam, I will cry! Our mother and I are still waiting for you to pass the exam to get promoted and get rich, and lead us to live a carefree life from now on. The good life in dung."

Pippi Xia nodded again and again: "Sister Zhien, I'm waiting to hug your thigh, and live the life of a noble lady from now on, spending money like running water!"

Gu Zhi'en gritted his teeth and asked, "So, I can pass the test if you are all charged?"

Kong Baozhu was arrested again at the end of the month to take inventory, and her vitality was severely injured. She still didn't recover after taking a vacation: "That's not true. I studied your homework in the live broadcast room. I bet you will fail the exam."

This is even more heartbreaking!
Gu Zhien lay down on the desk, crying, "I also think I can't pass the exam, the questions are too difficult."

In the end, Hu Honghui and Pippi Xia forced him to go to Liangshan: "You must pass the exam! Otherwise, if you lose the bet, you will have to take care of our meals for the next month!"

Gu Zhien's heart was ashamed: "Help!"

After working for three days, the pain index rose geometrically day by day.

On Sunday, May 5th, Mother's Day, Gu Zhien went on strike and threatened to celebrate the holiday.

This reason made Qiao Yaozu amazed: "Mother's Day, what does it have to do with you? What kind of festival did you celebrate?"

It doesn't matter, you have to force a relationship, Gu Zhien plausibly said: "Because I want to celebrate the festival for my mother! Today, no one can stop me from being the most intimate little padded jacket in the world!"

If you object again, you are a sinner. What else can Qiao Yaozu say: "Okay, take a day off. Don't go out to eat messy things!"

Thousands of words were rejected in the end: "You should do your best, you will grow old if you worry so much!"

I don't blame Gu Zhien for being angry, and in the middle of the night when the sweet dreams were in full swing, he was called up to perform his girlfriend's duties and was sent off to the airport.The earliest flight, I got up at four o'clock in the middle of the night!After dropping off the plane, the person came back very listless, yawning, but couldn't sleep, can you not be annoyed?

In fact, Xiao Wang's special assistant's resentment is even deeper. Isn't it good to mention the past one night?Catch an early morning flight is such a pain!And when I landed in Shenzhen, I had to fly non-stop, and I felt exhausted!It feels like the boss is getting more and more domineering, and he is about to break the king of Tianliang.

I went to wash my face with cold water, felt more energetic and started to video with my mother. As soon as I connected, I saw duck feeding. Gu Zhien was very pleasantly surprised to find that there was a new member, the yellow fluffy one was very cute: "Wow, Let me count how many there are, one, two, three...eight! Dear mother, you are so powerful that you can even hatch ducklings!"

Ms. Hao didn't feel too proud: "Every old man in the village will! Without grandchildren, I can only feed ducks to pass the time!"

Caught off guard and being born again, Gu Zhien's face was stiff, he cleared his throat, and reminded in Crayon Shin-chan's tone: "Dear mother, you still have my dad, and my wife is my old friend."

Unexpectedly, there was another thunderstorm, and Ms. Hao's anger was like a tall building: "Your father! Huh, I got up early in the morning to celebrate the festival with my mother!"

Okay, I got it, Ms. Hao is jealous, and Gu Zhien comforted her repeatedly: "You also have me and Ah Fu, we love you the most."

There are tens of thousands of topics in the world, but Ms. Hao has identified one of marriage urging: "If you love me, bring me a son-in-law!"

This is too difficult, Gu Zhien almost ran away with his head in his arms, it was too heart-wrenching, so he decisively decided to bring disaster to the east: "Why don't you urge Ah Fu to bring you a daughter-in-law home? There is regret, but Ah Fu is different, as long as he wants to, he can get your wish in minutes."

Ms. Hao thought it made sense. She hung up the video of the little padded jacket that was not thoughtful with a 'snap', and called BJ on her own initiative. Poor Gu Duofu stayed up all night doing research, and just as she was about to squint for a while, she received a call from her mother. The marriage urging came very violently.

Gu Zhien wiped the sweat from his forehead, feeling that his mother's irritability has escalated again!I am deeply worried about the future, and feel that life is so difficult.I decided to spend money to eliminate the disaster, and after sending out two 520 red envelopes in a row, I went online to check the logistics delivery. After confirming that today's gift will definitely be delivered, I feel more at ease.

I was also hungry, and I was wondering whether to go to Doudou Ma's shop for breakfast, or to have it delivered to my door, when I received a call from Coach Su: "Zhi En, it's a holiday today, let's have a light meal at home."

It’s no wonder that Qiao Yaozu wanted to say that he was strong, Gu Zhien’s face was blushing, and he was too embarrassed to say no, for fear that it would make people have a bad holiday early in the morning, but he really didn’t want to go, with tears in his eyes.

In fact, it's not that Coach Su didn't realize that Gu Zhien was reluctant to agree, but no matter how you look at it, this relationship must be repaired.

When Gu Zhien was gloomy, his younger brother sent a video request to come over. Seeing his pale face, he immediately became anxious: "What's wrong? But you're not feeling well?"

Just after being devastated by the violent storm, Gu Duofu's strength showed a big crack: "I was violently urged to marry by my mother!"

Then he was comforted by his sister: "Not only did I urge marriage, but I was also given birth."

Gu Duofu couldn't help laughing: "Mom asked me to remind you that it's time to copy the scriptures. Copy the "Book of Filial Piety" this year."

"Understood." Every year on June [-]th, I would take the copied scriptures to the Leiming Hall to enshrine to the Empress Songzi. I have been used to copying over the years, so Gu Zhien accepted it very well: "Go to Su's house for lunch today."

No need to think about it at all, Gu Duofu knew that his sister couldn't bear to refuse the itinerary: "I told you, if you don't want to go, don't go."

"It's about improving your life."

You can't go empty-handed when going to someone else's house for dinner, and Gu Zhien is in distress again, what should I give?So I went to ask idols.

Regarding this aspect, He Zhijiang's eyes were even more blank. He asked Du Niang and suggested: "How about sending a bouquet of flowers and a fruit basket?"

Just doing that, Gu Zhien smiled happily: "Good idea."

"Have you had breakfast?"

"I haven't thought about what to eat yet."

"Come downstairs to eat? I have a lot of varieties here, and Doudou's mother just sent them over."

Gu Zhien happily went downstairs to have breakfast. Doudou's mother's cooking skills are getting better and better. In addition, Idol's face value serves the meal, turning all living beings upside down. It is really beautiful and delicious, and the meal is very satisfying.

It was the first time someone had breakfast with me, and it felt amazing, and it was rare for He Zhijiang to eat too much.

Today is indeed a holiday, so the benefits are good, not only have breakfast with idols, but also go shopping together.Downstairs in the complex is a commercial street, where flower shops and hundred orchards are open together.

The fruits of Baiguoyuan are as expensive as before on the ceiling, and a random fruit basket costs more than two hundred!It is still after the membership card discount.

The proprietress of the florist is very beautiful, with a sweet smile, and the flowers are very expensive. The price has increased by at least 50%, and the proprietress also said that there are not enough flowers to sell.

After Gu Zhien chose a bouquet of bright red carnations, he also chose a bouquet of lilies with many heads to send to his idol: "Breakfast in return."

This time Li Hezhijiang liked it very much: "Thank you. Shall we go there now?"

Looking at the time, it's already ten o'clock. It will take an hour or so to drive there, and I can't really come to the door just by the meal time. Gu Zhien nodded bitterly: "Go, go early and return early."

It was as tragic as a strong man breaking his bowl to break into the dragon's pool and tiger's lair. He Zhijiang couldn't bear to see it, so he sent a 200 yuan red envelope as an incentive.

Gu Zhien immediately smiled and said very seriously: "You are really likable. I'm leaving, see you later."

He Zhijiang was left holding Lily, his face was covered with heat, and he was in a good mood.

It's a pity that happiness is always so short-lived. The manager called: "A Jiang, Vice President Zhou has an appointment to play golf. I guess it's to talk about the Original Singer Contest."

Vice President Zhou's reputation is not good, he often takes advantage of the company's female artists by taking advantage of his power, and there are rumors that he is pimping, He Zhijiang immediately felt disgusted and refused: "No."

Luo Haibo sighed: "A Jiang, if this goes on like this, our entire team will have to drink the Northwest Wind, and the family will still be starving! The recording of the Original Singer Contest will start in June, and we are still catching up. ..."

The two people on this side were having a very unpleasant quarrel, and Gu Zhien on the other side was also in a complicated mood. Anyone who came in as a guest would be shocked by the owner's whip in his hand, and couldn't calm down at all.

"Zhien, last time this kid was ignorant, so you beat him to vent your anger." Coach Su imparted his experience: "In the past, when their brothers made me feel uncomfortable, I would whip them with a whip. It's okay, it won't hurt, this kid is skinny. The rough meat is very thick."

This was the first time in his life that Su Qiji would rather be beaten with a whip.

It's a pity that Gu Zhien didn't let go, and said against his will: "Auntie, I'm not angry."

Coach Su's eyes were very vicious, and of course he could see that the guest's words were insincere: "I think he is very angry. He ate my rice for more than [-] years for nothing. It's useless to be stupid..."

Talked on and on, disgusted with his own son for ten minutes, every word was not repeated.

Belittled to the dust, Su Qiji: "..." Once again doubted whether it was his own!It feels like it was picked up.Maybe it's because more sons are worthless?

On the contrary, Gu Zhien was a little embarrassed: "It's none of Mr. Su's business last time."

"Mr. Su thinks highly of him, so you can call him Shitou. When he was a child, he was very weak. He ran to the hospital every three days, which made me very difficult. Later, he was called Shitou to save his life..."

In the end, Gu Zhien only had one feeling, that is, the little white rabbit met the thousand-mile fox. Coach Su's morality is too high. He was so chubby, had a seafood feast, and went to Su's orchard to pick lychees and mangoes.

It wasn't until Gu Zhien came out of Su's house carrying big bags and small bags that Gu Zhien's mind cleared up a bit, and he felt that Coach Su was terrible!At the same time, I also feel that Su Qiji's family status is really low, like a stray dog, inexplicably makes people feel pitiful.

He peels shrimps when everyone eats, cleans up the mess when everyone chats, works hard in the orchard, and is disgusted by his mother. "He has strong limbs and a simple mind, so he has a bit of brute force."

In fact, Su Qiji is willing to do anything as long as he can re-establish diplomatic relations with Gu Zhien, so he is very happy to be arranged to see off guests, and took the opportunity to apologize very solemnly: "Zhien, I'm sorry."

The matter has passed, and Gu Zhien doesn't want to talk about it again, let alone Su Qiji is indeed innocent: "It's none of your business."

Su Qiji pitifully begged for peace: "Then can you not ignore me? You didn't reply to the text message, I feel empty and sad, you see I've lost weight."

What's going on with the young man now!This is very provocative, you know?Gu Zhien: "..."! ! !
Gone blankly!
The Su family gave too many gifts in return, and now that the temperature is high and the fruits are not put away, Gu Zhien's upstairs and downstairs neighbors gave a lot, but it's a pity that Aidou is not at home, so I can't eat the freshly baked concubine laugh, it's sweet.Red and green alternate, and the appearance is also very high.

I was too full at noon, and I ate a full stomach of fruit. I didn’t dare to eat any more for dinner. I also consciously took out the yoga mat and started skipping rope, listening to idol songs while dancing. It's hard to survive 3000 jumps, and it feels like people are fished out of the water.

After taking a hot bath, I felt much refreshed. I checked that the time was almost up. After I went to prepare paper, ink, pens and inkstones, I opened the live broadcast room and began to grind the ink: "Copy the scriptures today."

"Don't brush the questions anymore?"

Brushing the questions is like the magic spell on Sun Wukong's head, causing Gu Zhien to have a psychological shadow: "Stop brushing, today is a holiday."

I was tortured by my soul: "You single dog, what does Mother's Day have to do with you?"

"Don't be like this upstairs, at least you leave a way for people to survive. I followed Jon to do the questions for a week, and I have already collapsed, okay?"

"I've already brushed to the point where I started to doubt my life. What's even more hateful is that the exam is postponed. It's better to take the exam on the original 7th day. Early exams, early death, and early death!"

"Right now, Shanghai and BJ are both suffering from the epidemic. It is estimated that the exam will not start so soon. I will die and suffer every day."

"Jon, is your thesis ready?"

Gu Zhien didn't think about it at all: "Let's talk about it after passing the exam, the thesis is too hairy."

"Understood, the standard mentality of a scumbag."

"I don't start cramming until the end of the day, and I never do my homework in advance."

"I'm also afraid of writing a thesis, and once I write, my hairline moves back once."

"Do you know why I didn't buy Sensen's 499 euro curling iron? Am I poor? No! I have no hair! Buying it is useless!"

"I've already used a hundred bottles of Bawang Anti-Hairfall Shampoo, but my hair is disappearing day by day, and I'm gone forever like a scumbag!"

"There's so much hair on my body, I don't understand why I have to take it off my head, it's so unfriendly, I have the ability to remove armpit hair, leg hair, fine hair, **!"

"Dongdong's big data shows that among the shampoo products, the sales of anti-hair loss hair growth and hair softening shampoos have grown very rapidly year-on-year! According to the survey data of hair loss people released by the National Health and Medical Commission, there are more than 2.5 million people in China. People are suffering from hair loss. That is to say, on average, 6 out of every 1 people has alopecia problem. According to the 2021 Post-90s Hair Loss Research Report produced by Mob Research Institute, 39% of people with hair loss are 90s. Finally, this is 20 years earlier than the previous generation's age of hair loss."

"I was originally a little fairy, but my head is getting bald!"

"My hair is like a dandelion. It doesn't need to be blown by the wind. After two steps, it will be completely bald."

"Every time I wash my hair, I have 'smart' panic! When I brush my hair in the morning and see a bunch of hair on the comb, I know that life has helped me recede my hairline and thin the top of my head !"

"The catastrophe on my head in the past ten years is like this. I lost a few roots, a handful, and more and more. I just want to ask if there is any cure? I am afraid that I will become bald and I am still single."

"My girlfriend is making me bald and thinking about breaking up, she's so annoying."

"As long as a person is fat enough, reading a book seriously is like ordering food. As long as a person loses hair in place, doing a hairstyle seriously is like converting to Buddhism."

"Are you going to show up bald, at the hair transplant shop on the corner?"

"Time is not only a butcher's knife, but also a razor, and I don't want to become a monk."

"Others lose my hair! I have very little hair, and every strand is very precious."

(End of this chapter)