The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 216
"Now I am more willing to be praised for how much hair I have. As a 996 worker, what I am most worried about is not sudden death, but another piece of bare scalp! I really don't want to be a bald girl."

"From school to society for ten years, I have become stronger and bald."

"The best way to treat hair loss is to accept it calmly. If you can't be a monk, be a teacher."

"It is imminent to make baldness the fashion of the year!"

"The "Old Testament" records that the prophet Elisha was walking on the road once, and a group of naughty children laughed at his baldness. The prophet was very upset and asked God for help. How did the Almighty and All-knowing God help Elisha? Two bears killed the kids who laughed at him. It shows how difficult the problem of hair loss is!"

"The bald head is the only hairstyle that will never go out of fashion, and it can effectively resist capital's commercial transformation of the body of contemporary people."

"It is said that a hair transplant costs 15-30 yuan, and I lose a lot of it every day. I feel like a prodigal!"

"Young people's hair loss is mostly caused by sexual misconduct. Long-term sexual indulgence leads to deficiency of kidney essence, dampness in the spleen, and hair is the rest of the kidney. Therefore, deficiency of kidney essence will cause the hair to be unable to be nourished, and it will dry up for a long time. Bifurcations, rare and finally fall off. Staying up late can also damage the kidneys, and it is caused by irregular life. Learning to reboot and keep healthy is very important. I hope the latecomers will think about it!"

"Understood, upstairs is the former."

"To tell you the truth, my ex-boyfriend is good at everything, but after three years of being together, he became more and more bald, so we broke up."

It seems that all living beings are suffering from hair loss. Gu Zhien was very happy to see it. He smiled and began to silently write the first chapter of the "Book of Filial Piety": "Zhong Niju, Zeng Zichi. The master said: 'The former king had the most virtuous and important way. , to obey the world, the people use harmony, and there is no complaint between the upper and lower. Do you know it?" Zeng Zi avoided the banquet and said: "The ginseng is not sensitive, how can we know it?" Sit back, and I speak to you.' Body and skin, received by parents, not daring to hurt, this is the beginning of filial piety. Standing up and doing the way, making your name known to later generations, to show your parents, this is the end of filial piety. Husband’s filial piety begins with serving relatives and being loyal to the king , and finally stood up. "Daya" says: "No Nian Erzu, Yu Xiujue De."

After silently writing, he rubbed his sore hands and watched the live broadcast room, only to realize that it had turned into a group of boasters: "Jon, the handwriting is good. Take a plane."

"This word has a small twenty-year foundation."

"Jon, keep it hidden."

"My sister is kind-hearted and kind-hearted. Airplanes are my admiration."

"Jon, do you like calligraphy very much?"

I don’t like it. Practicing calligraphy is a history of blood and tears. Gu Zhien’s face is full of pain: “When I was young, my mother said that I was not smart, and she deliberately forced me to practice calligraphy. She said that I don’t need to rely on IQ, I just need to study hard and practice hard. I practiced for ten years. For many years, only the use of writing couplets during the Chinese New Year is left, which does not help at all in getting rid of the unilateralism."

"Understood, it's not that I have deep resentment for being forced to practice calligraphy for more than ten years, but that it can't help me get out of the order."

"Lao Na has been single for 38 years. Did I say anything? No! I'm desperate—I'm so empty and lonely, and now I just want to find a girl to plunge into her arms for comfort."

"My mother always suspects that she gave birth to a cane, or it will last 30 years!"

"Niannian is a single dog. I am afraid that my parents will ask when I will bring my daughter-in-law home. If I ask, I will still be single for ten years. Hey, I am heartbroken. I have been single for a long time, and I dare not order mandarin ducks when I eat hot pot Pot, I'm afraid it will laugh at me."

"On the sadness of being alone: ​​every time I am on holiday, the reason why I am left on duty at work is that I am single, and everyone else has a family with me. If you have no partner, you will be fine after get off work, so you will be on duty."

"The four types of people with the highest winning rate on duty in the unit are young, single, have no children, and are close to home. At present, I do all four things. I have suffered [-] points of critical damage."

"I don't know what you guys think, have you ever thought about being single, as long as the dog is not locked at home, it will never lack a sexual partner outside! Come on, every dog ​​on the street can be his sexual partner! With skillful techniques and calm movements, it is impossible to live without sex. Ignorant human beings, how can they compare with dogs! It is actually an insult to dogs."

"Fuck, the brother upstairs is right, it's really the case. People are not as good as dogs."

"My neighbor's bitch is pregnant, and my dog's is, so my status in the family is behind the dog. Single dogs have no human rights!"

"That... I dare to ask weakly, is the first experience very ecstasy? To tell you the truth, I have been single for a long time and I often suspect that I have the function of asexual reproduction."

"Every time I go back to the village, I will be tortured by my seven aunts and eight aunts: My God, you are so old, you don't even have a girlfriend! I am full of emotions. I can only: Smile to reveal sadness."

"Sometimes there must be in fate, and there is no time in fate to make gay friends."

"Fortunately, there is no single tax in the country now, otherwise I am afraid that I will go bankrupt. I will be hurt even if I play a game. I'm so jealous that couples eat chicken."

"My mother said that apart from the [-]-year-old bachelor with five guarantees, I'm the only one left in the village. I'm so angry."

"My birthday on February 2 is very sad every year! What can I do, I am also desperate."

"My sister and I are twins. Her little milk dog and little wolf dog have never been broken. Only I am single! It's not fair! It's not scientific!"

"One thing I will never forget, I went to the hospital and the doctor ordered a B-ultrasound order and asked me to take off my pants!..."

"Upstairs, finish what you haven't said."

"Going home during the Chinese New Year, the signal in the village is not good and I can't play with my mobile phone. I said it was boring. My mother said that it would be boring to play without a girlfriend. Older single dogs are speechless."

"Do you know what is the most painful thing? I have talked with three girlfriends, but now I am 33 and still single... The more serious you are about your relationship, the more difficult it will be in the end!"

"To be happy in life is to have fun, and I just don't leave the order! — A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water!"

"I bought a set of lace underwear that Chaoji likes, and I'm very satisfied. My sister said: You don't have blue pot friends, who are you wearing so fancy!"

"Damn it, my mother doesn't celebrate my birthday, and now celebrates Singles' Day grandly every year. Me: I am smiling with a simple smile, showing a little grievance."

"On New Year's Eve, my dad handed me a box of gifts and said: Your Uncle Chen died of illness. I was shocked and asked: What is the disease? Dad: AIDS! Whoring! Uncle Chen is an old bachelor! I opened the gift box when I went back to the room. Box set, at that moment, my heart was tumbling very badly."

"I was 18 years old and my mother gave me a box of condoms! It has been expired for many years and the package has not been opened. Now my theoretical knowledge is very rich, and it is only a matter of practice."

"There are 6 of us in the dormitory, and I'm the only one left every weekend! It's too much! It's really scary for the baby to sleep in the dormitory alone."

"Actually, it's fine to be single when you're not sick and not being urged to marry. It's easier to lose your faith when you're alone in the hospital and on an IV."

"The only disadvantage of being single is that my friends have their own lovers, and I can't date anyone during the holidays! After finally meeting someone, they all dragged my family and mouth to force me to eat dog food! Friends are exhausted."

"Every year since I turned 30, my dad's greetings have been changed to: Wow! You are so old, and you are still a virgin! You don't practice boy skills, what are you doing with your energy!"

"I'm single and poor. I'm ugly and not sweet. I'm ugly and short. The most terrible thing is that I'm only forty and I'm bald. MD, this world is full of malice towards me-I can't take it back in this life Those who went out lost their money and lost a lot.”

"Half price for the second cup! What a vicious person would do such a heartless thing!"

"Going out with my friends, one pair on the left and one pair on the right, I'm the dividing line between them. Being single is no fun, please ask a girl to take me away. Being single is so f*cking sad."

"Even if it's snowing, I've always had two clothes for the winter. Without it, a virgin—the firepower is strong! Carry the cold!"

"I kept my virginity for four years in college, and ten years of work. I still stick to my position, and my first kiss is still there. I am single and aristocratic... I am not proud at all!"

"Purgatory on earth is nothing more than everyone in the office trying to introduce me to a blind date. The point is that it didn't work! I suffered heavy invisible injuries."

"What hurt me the most was Shanghai's purchase restriction policy. After working hard for more than ten years, I still rent a house! It's not that I'm poor, but that I'm single and not eligible to buy a house! If I have money, I can't buy a house. I'm an idiot!"

"Can you believe it? My classmate is only 39, and he is actually a grandfather, and I am still wandering in the single dog camp. He called me Monkey King! Why are all classmates hurting me so cruelly!"

"Yesterday was my 34th birthday, and I was willing to be cheated out of 3000 oceans, because only liars called me that day. It hurts my heart."

"My mother said: If you don't marry again, you can only be happy as a father in the future! My father said: When a dog reaches your age, the five generations have already lived together, so don't call yourself a single dog anymore! It's a head-on blow."

"I don't have any plans for the rest of my life, I just want to be a man as soon as possible."

"As soon as I reached the age of marriage, my mother gave me the household registration book, and it turned out that it was useless for so many years!"

"Me: You guys went to play in pairs, why did you call me? Refuse to eat dog food! Roommate: I called you here to take pictures! Walk the dog by the way! —— MD, I feel offended!"

"My mother and I went out for a walk with the dog, and we were horrified to find that there were two stray dogs mating on the road. My mother looked at me with a look of horror, and was very unhappy when she came home. She sighed and told my father that she felt that life was very difficult. Frustrated, the son you gave birth to is not as good as a dog!"

"Probably because I have been single for a long time and my heart is dark and perverted. I hope that all the lovers in the world are brothers and sisters who have been separated for many years."

"At a class reunion, I found out that my deskmate in high school was married four times! But then, I'm still professionally single, and I have a bad feeling that I'm going to be an orphan!"

"I was abused when I went to the movies, and I was abused when I played games. MD, I was abused even when I went to see a doctor. The doctor didn't prescribe me any medicine, but said that I would be cured without medicine when I got a girlfriend. It was too difficult to get out of the singles." Yes, my code name is Lone Wolf!"

"My mother said that if I don't get married again, no one in the village is willing to let my child take a doctoral degree. I am the only doctoral student in the village, but I have not found a girlfriend since I was thirty! .”

"My dad now instills in me three ways of being unfilial every day, and having no offspring is the greatest! He even asked my gay friend if I had an abnormal sexual orientation, and when he found out, he asked me in a roundabout way if I couldn't get hard!"

"My mother asked me angrily: Do you know that the country has opened up the two-child policy long ago, and also allowed three children! Are you impotent? You can't even have a grandson! I am so angry that my dignity has been seriously damaged. I don’t even have a girlfriend, so I’ll give birth to wool!”

"MD, did I enter a live broadcast room? Why does it feel like I entered a camp for singles? I found an organization?! Yazi, who has a lot of hard-pressed brothers and sisters."

"Now I don't dislike being gay anymore. I've been alone for 37 years. It's really tormented."

When Gu Zhien finished writing the second chapter of the "Book of Filial Piety", she found that the live broadcast room had become a place for single dogs to complain. One was sadder than the other, but she watched it very happily. After laughing, she realized that she was actually the same kind , melancholy, more and more sad.

When the half-hour live broadcast time came, Gu Zhien sighed heavily and sadly, exited the live broadcast room and planned to go to the second phase to buy bread for tomorrow's breakfast.

While waiting for the elevator, I received a solemn reminder from Qiao Yaozu: "Please face up to your identity, you already have a family member! Don't forget that you announced in public that we quarreled at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed!"

For this forced online boyfriend, Gu Zhien was very annoyed: "If you have the ability to get the household registration book from your mother, see you at the Civil Affairs Bureau!"

Qiao Yaozu almost choked to death: "..."! ! !I really want to ignore it!Thinking of taking care of the overall situation can be a floating cloud!
Turning to ask Special Assistant Xiao Wang: "If you get a marriage certificate behind the backs of both parents, will the consequences be serious?"

Special Assistant Xiao Wang is eating liver protection tablets. He has just finished a drinking game and is already drunk. What's even more frightening is that there will be a tough battle to fight later, help!
What's worse is that the boss asks this kind of question that he is not good at. If he can't answer it, it seems useless. He is afraid that his position will be unstable. However, after brainstorming for a long time, he still can't find a satisfactory answer. Heng: "The timid will starve to death, and the daring will die of hunger! If you gamble big, you will have a family, and at worst, you will change your ex!"

I think the special assistant is right!The temptation to work with a certificate is too great!With a state-recognized identity, you can open a new chapter in your life and unlock many new postures.

Qiao Yaozu was heartbroken and entangled.

Seeing the dog man being a zombie online and not replying to messages for a long time, Gu Zhien sneered and scolded: "Scumbag!"

Love not for the purpose of marriage is hooliganism!I just want to flirt and not give credit, I want to fart!Do you think all women are stupid? A 20-year-old girl may want to love her brain, but she will wake up early in the world at the age of 30, okay?
When they reached the traffic light, Gu Zhien was still digging Qiao's ancestral grave!Let you not teach your descendants well!Anyway, being idle in the ground is also idle, please dream to correct the family style!
A new little brother came to the bakery in the second phase of the community. The little Huya is so cute, and the smile is very pleasing, and the mouth is very sweet. A "Miss Sister", Gu Zhien soon fell into the trap, addicted to masculinity, and he couldn't help it. I just bought it and bought it.

When I came out of the bakery with a big bag, it was already half an hour later. I bought bread, yogurt, biscuits, yogurt, and even a durian mille-feuille!Also charged 1000 yuan card!The balance is 1800!There are also a lot of coupons, cake coupons, coffee coupons, milk tea coupons...

Blown by the night wind, Gu Zhien became much more awake, and felt that what he entered just now was not a bakery, but a Pansi Cave!It's no wonder that King You of Zhou played with the princes, and Wu Sangui was so angry that he became a beauty. It's just that the beauty is too attractive, and a thousand dollars will buy a smile.

There is no distinction between men and women in beauty and seduction!
When I walked to the traffic lights again, Gu Zhien was still lamenting that the beauty of beauty has been very powerful since ancient times. When I saw the shoelaces were loose when I was waiting for the red lights, I put the things down and tied the shoelaces, and I heard the harsh sound of brakes. When she looked up, she saw Zhou Meiren being knocked out across the road.

After flipping a few times in the air, he fell heavily to the ground. In the blink of an eye, the ground was stained red with blood. Gu Zhien rushed to her side without thinking about anything, and comforted her: "Don't be afraid, the ambulance will be here soon."

Zhou Meiren's face was pale: "Zhien, my stomach hurts."

Gu Zhien didn't know first aid knowledge and didn't dare to touch her. He was afraid of causing secondary injury, so he was very anxious: "It's okay, it's okay, I've already called 120. Our community is close to the hospital, and it will be fine soon."

There was more and more blood on the ground, and the words of consolation seemed especially weak, Zhou Meiren smiled bitterly: "Zhien, my mobile phone password is 003752, the password of the bank card and the safe are the same, and there is my password in the safe." Please cash out all the original documents, gold and jewelry in the safe... If I have an emergency, please help me deal with it, and give it to my brother, don't...don't..."

Before he finished speaking, he was too painful to speak.

Words like last words made Gu Zhien's heart skip a beat: "You hold on, for your brother, you must hold on."

Zhou Meiren passed out after moving her mouth.

Gu Zhien was so anxious that he couldn't help but wonder why the ambulance didn't come. There was more and more blood on the ground, and more and more people were watching. The owner of the car was scared out of his wits: "Don't blame me, she ran a red light and came out suddenly By the time I realized it was too late to hit the brakes."

Witness: "What are you doing with the yellow light for a few seconds? Let's get into trouble now!"

"That's right, why are you driving so fast at the traffic light zebra crossing? Shouldn't you slow down?"

"It's okay to save people, but if they just disappear, I'm afraid I'll lose everything."

"Why does it look wrong to me? That girl's blood is flowing between her legs. Could she be a pregnant woman?"

"It would be a great crime if one dead body and two lives were lost."

Amidst the discussion among the crowd, the ambulance finally arrived, and Gu Zhien got into the car.

Zhou Meiren woke up after inhaling the itch, and stretched out her bloody hand to hold Gu Zhien tightly, as if grasping the last straw: "Zhien, please help me transfer the money to me Brother, don't... don't let my family's vampires take it away."

This responsibility is too great, Gu Zhien can't bear this heavy responsibility: "You get better and protect your brother. I have no position and no ability because I am not a relative. I can't protect you!"

Zhou Meiren smiled bitterly: "Zhien, as long as I have someone to entrust, I will not bother you."

This is wrong: "Where's your old Hu?"

When it comes to cheating people, Zhou Meiren burst into tears: "Today I found out that his wife was misdiagnosed, and the family told me to leave. I said I have a child, and he told me to kill it."

With such a magical turning point, Gu Zhien didn't know what to say.

Waves of fierce pain let Zhou Meiren know that her time is approaching, she was very unwilling but also helpless to fate: "Zhien, please."

(End of this chapter)