Dress up as a male lead, fuck me and win
Chapter 656 Reserved Fake Gold 102
Chapter 656 Reserved fake daughter 102 (ten thousand words)
Just when the guests were madly complaining, the director added another sentence with a smile.
"You have to ride a pig to the side of the mud pit, climb up and pour the fish in. Of course, if you don't want to pour it in, you can throw it in, but one fish will be killed and ten fish will be caught."
"Anyway, I don't mind. After all, I can still afford the money. Next, it depends on your skills. Hurry up and ride the pig, ride the pig and start catching fish. After catching the fish, go to lunch, oh Cheer up Lee."
He clenched his fists very comically, and made a gesture of cheering with his arms down. It was obviously a normal posture, but when the director did this, he felt very cheap, out of the sky.
And the audience was also a little angry because of the director's nonsensical game rules.
What kind of person is this!
What kind of person is this!
This is simply a dog! ! !There are no such rules of the game.
[A little red flower: Uh uh uh..., this director is a dog, how can there be such a game rule?I didn't say it before, but I'm waiting to talk about it now. Is this another critical attack after the guests have suffered setbacks?
God, this director is too stupid, really too stupid, the guests can't catch pigs now, and only Miss Mingyue sits on the pigs.
But Miss Mingyue’s pig looks very lazy at first glance, and it’s just a dream to want the pig to run away, and if one fish is lost, ten fish will be deducted. Isn’t this just making the guests owe money instead of making money? ?
Too bad, too bad. 】
[A little yellow flower: Director, is this letting yourself go?How could there be such a person.
God, in other variety show games, at least the guests can get some and catch some. The lunch is not particularly good, but at least they can still eat it.
This dog director has all kinds of rules, and he just dragged the game to the difficulty of hell. He doesn't want the guests to complete the task at all, and he just wants to see the jokes of the guests.
Look at his sprained foot and still shaking his smile, how cheap!Too cheap! 】
[A little green flower: You think the director is too cheap, but I think I know it well, just like the wake-up call at the very beginning yesterday, it wasn't so cheating.
I just want to see the jokes of the guests, and the one who earns money in the morning and only eats a fucking breakfast at three o'clock in the afternoon. Of course, the group of Miss Mingyue must be excluded.
Then in the afternoon, it was time to start the hoop again. The hoop was so difficult in the area. Director Dog couldn’t talk about it anymore, and there was nothing to say about the last part.
Except for a few people who had something to eat, the rest of them were miserable. Miss Mingyue drank a cup of tea. Although the cup of tea cost more than 1000 yuan, can a cup be eaten as a meal?
This is completely pushing the popularity to the ground, wishing to run out of an underground castle. 】
……
Looking at the four big white barrels in the distance, all the guests felt very tired. What kind of dog director did they meet? They shouldn't come to this variety show to make a fool of themselves!
Lu Bingyan was chasing the pig in disgrace at the moment, and after the director finished saying this, she completely stayed where she was.
What the hell, this kind of thing will come again, he and she can't even catch pigs now, let alone ride up to catch fish, and then throw the fish so far away.
The anger also soared up involuntarily, this person is simply too much.
"Director! You are going too far. You should have said the rules of the game at the beginning, but now you add the rules of the game halfway. This is not too much! Do you have any morals?"
"The general rules of the game should be said at the beginning. It's really too much for you to let go of the horse now, and you let it go so far. If we want to let go, we have to ride a pig steadily."
"But now among us, only Mingyue rode up on a pig and caught fish, and we didn't even catch a pig, let alone ride a pig."
"After riding a pig, you have to catch fish. After catching fish, you have to drive the pig to walk up to the pond, and then pour it into the bucket over there step by step. Do you think you can finish it? If you have the ability to come down , you are the same as us, you are going too far."
Chen Jia was also chasing the pig in disgrace at the moment, and stood there in a daze after the incident, and was completely awakened by Lu Bingyan's angry words at this moment.
His anger immediately exploded, and he yelled with his waist stuck.
"That's right, uncle, you're going too far. You're a rascal. Your game was agreed before. Look at us now, and you're making it harder for us. Are you shameless?"
"I didn't intend to take revenge. It's too much for you to torment us like this. I can't even ride a pig now, let alone ride on a pig."
"Besides, our group doesn't have buckets and basins. We have to grab fish with both hands, balance on the pig, and walk up to throw the fish in. You can't live too much."
Shui Bai then began to attack the director, first he wiped his face to remove most of the mud on his face, and then he was able to speak.
"That's right, the director is going too far. You simply don't follow the rules of the game. This is intentional to torment us. Look at what you are doing now!"
Wang Rui and Li Zhan could only follow suit.
"It's just too much!"
Yu Lingxin followed closely.
"I also think that the director has gone too far. It's simply unfair. Although we are the guests and you are the director, you are the one who sets the rules of the game, but this is a bit too much. We have already been covered in mud. Just now I was I was dragged by a pig in the mud, and now my whole body is covered in mud."
Wang Leping was holding his breath before, but now that everyone else is attacking the director, how could he not follow suit.
"That's right, director, you are not authentic."
After he finished speaking, he stopped. Wang Leping still had something to do with the director, but he didn't dare to go too far.
And Mingyue came down from the table silently at this moment, and threw the bucket aside, not even caring about the fish that was finally caught in the bucket.
Walking to Lu Bingyan's side, she pulled her silently, then turned her head to look at the others, and shook her head towards the director.
Although the others didn't know Mingyue's bad idea, it was definitely not a good idea, and it was definitely a trick for the director.
They all gathered silently.
Chen Jia sneakily said something, her eyebrows were mischievous, and her eyes kept turning to that side.
"Sister Mingyue, sister Mingyue, what should we do, how to control the director, this is too much, add this and that to us halfway."
"But he seems to be deliberately teasing us. Judging by the way the car is pulling the bucket, it should have been prepared in advance. It is impossible to say that it will be pulled immediately."
The others obviously also thought of the way the truck dragged in the four big barrels just now, and that kind of big barrel was completely different from the usual big barrels.
It is rectangular in shape, at least 1.2 meters high, at least 1.5 meters long and [-] meters wide, quite a big barrel.
I don't see such a big barrel every day at all. The only explanation is that the director prepared it in advance.
Mingyue raised the corners of her lips silently, and glanced at the director again.
"You think the mud on us is not too much?"
"Excessive!"
Lu Bingyan forcefully marked the correct answer.
After Lu Bingyan finished speaking, Baiyun smiled, his eyes were extremely bright.
"You said that we are too much mud, should we throw the director in, let the director feel what it feels like, and my pig seems to be fine now, wait a minute and the eight of us will help the director onto the pig, and let the director feel what it feels like. The director also enjoys the joy of enjoying it."
As soon as Mingyue said this, the others were silent for a while.
The director saw that the eight people here did not start to catch fish, but started to discuss things secretly there, and suddenly felt bad in his heart, but he didn't know what kind of bad feeling it was, so he could only start yelling loudly.
"Do you want to eat at noon? Hurry up and start catching fish. If you catch fish late, you can drink northwest wind at noon today!"
"What are you talking about secretly there? We are live broadcasting, we are live broadcasting, it is not your little secret, we have to speak out loudly in the live broadcast room, what will the audience think?"
The director's cries of life and death completely gave the guests a weight. The five people who were still hesitant, Shui Bai, Wang Rui, Li Zhan, Wang Leping and Yu Lingxin, made up their minds.
As for Mingyue, the method is that she can disapprove of whatever she proposes, and she can't wait to agree with her feet on all fours.
Chen Jia!She hated her uncle to death, and wished to kick him into the sky. She didn't dare to stop such a good method, and she was very happy. She wanted to jump up at this moment, and she was still laughing now.
Lu Bingyan also nodded with a smile. It wasn't that they went too far, or the director went too far. If you dare to tease them, you must have the confidence to bear it.
As for the staff next to them, they are also very pitiful to the guests at the moment, money is hard to earn, and shit is hard to eat, especially with such a director on the booth.
At this moment, the audience is looking at the group of people who are surrounded by the siege, and you have a bad feeling in your heart.
[Administrator of the Fish Touching Center: Why do I feel a little creepy, I always feel that nothing good will happen if these eight people get together.
And seeing them sneaking around, my eyes hurt from watching them, what a beautiful face, it was ruined because of this, so I look forward to the next situation. 】
[Squad Leader of Moyu Center: Guests, please don’t be restrained by the director. If you think of a crooked idea to retaliate against the director, the director is really going too far.
And the clamor of life and death is really too flattering, hurry up and beat up the director, so that the heat will be even higher.
Anyway, we don’t mind sending money to the director. Anyway, you have to beat up the director, or tease the director, so that we will be happier, and this will become a real hot spot.
How does it feel to beat and tease the director when you come to a variety show?This is definitely going to be a hit of the year, maybe a few years. 】
[General Manager of Moyu Center: Upstairs, why are you secretly fanning the flames here?Don't you know there is a screen in front of the director?
The guests can't see your words, but the director can definitely see them. Isn't your saying that you're exposing the plan?It's also stupid.
However, these eight people are wretched enough to be together, especially Miss Mingyue's eyes, I can't bear to look at them, I feel trembling all over when I look at them, and I always feel a little bad feeling in my heart. 】
……
The director didn't care about looking at the various content on the barrage. He still didn't believe that in the live variety show, the guests could come up and beat him up.
Everyone is a civilized person, how could they behave in such an uncivilized way? It's all just a group of salted fish having a carnival. Their brains are really big enough.
And Mingyue's side also started to poke secretly. A group of people led by Mingyue came here aggressively. The pond itself was not big, and within a few seconds, Mingyue had already climbed onto the pond.
He ran towards the director without stopping.
Looking at the actions of this group of people, the director suddenly felt a little bad when he thought of the situation on the barrage just now. This group of people won't come, really?Moreover, the rules of the game that he made himself are for the sake of increasing popularity, and it is really not that excessive.
It's not good for you to take this seriously!
Although the director thought so in his heart, his body was very honest and he wanted to sit up on the chair, turn around and run away.
But I didn't expect that the twisted foot was too serious. If I got up casually, even if I didn't use that foot, it would still hurt terribly.
"hiss!"
The director hissed involuntarily, and fell back uncontrollably.
Knowing that I couldn't get up, I quickly told the staff around me.
"Help me up quickly! Help me up quickly! Didn't you see that group of animals came to me, they are definitely trying to harm me, there are always people who want to harm me, help me up quickly, we Run away!"
The director was so anxious that he couldn't choose what to say, and directly referred to the eight guests as animals.
The staff watched as if they couldn't hear, as if they were not in the same world as the director, as if we didn't know anything and didn't care about anything.
This look almost made the director angry, and he slapped the table hard.
"Help me up quickly! Do you want a salary? Take me away and I will give you a raise."
However, the staff was still indifferent to the director's words. It is impossible to increase the salary. Their current salary has reached the peak. If it is increased, it will add more than 100 yuan at most.
Offending so many guests for more than 100 yuan is not worth it. They are all sensible people, and the director is really a bit too much. It's good to learn a lesson, so that no one will take care of this rampant.
Bai Yun didn't agree with the director's words, so he said with a smile.
"Director, this is a live broadcast. Are you not familiar with the labor law for deducting people's wages on the spot? Do you need me to read the labor law for you? It's against the law for you to deduct employees' wages casually like this."
"Our company's legal group is not joking, you don't need to worry, as long as the director deducts your wages, you will immediately go to our family Lu Bingyan, Mr. Lu, I believe our boss will definitely seek justice for you."
Lu Bingyan, who was directly blamed by Mingyue for her innocence, froze at the moment.Facing the scapegoat thrown by Mingyue, she was a little helpless.
But at this moment, he did not refute, and said very calmly:
"Yes, everyone has heard about my legal group. As long as your salary is deducted, we will definitely fight the lawsuit with the director and let the director go to jail."
With Lu Bingyan's guarantee, the staff who originally wanted to help them would not dare to help them, but they ran out, looking like they wanted to run eight hundred miles.
The director looked left and right, and there was no one around him, except for the eight men who walked towards him aggressively.
A word suddenly flashed in my heart.
My life is over!
The audience likes to watch this kind of twist the most, especially the scenes where the guests tease the director, which is simply not too cool.
[Today is one: ahhhh..., our eldest daughter is mighty and domineering, look at this, our family's legal group will definitely fight the lawsuit with the director to the end, and let the director sit in prison.
What kind of domineering words are these, eldest empress, look at me, your wife is here, tomorrow we will go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate, and I will definitely be your little wife obediently at home. 】
[Today is the second: You are shameless upstairs, you little third, obviously I am the main palace, I am the main palace of the eldest empress, you are all concubines, the empress is not dead, you are all concubines.
Although the eldest empress is very domineering, I still like Miss Mingyue. Miss Mingyue's speed of throwing pots is so fast that she is just trying to trick the boss.
The look of the cheating boss, I love it, I love it, I feel proud of the workers for us, and the boss doesn't care about it at the moment, that's what the so-called judging the situation is like. 】
[Today is three: Why do I feel that the domineering and indifferent director has become pitiful at this moment, just like the little white mouse I did the experiment today, looking at me pitifully and returning eyes with A little fear, a little begging.
That small appearance does not look like the previous arrogant look at all, I love it, I love it.
There is also the way the staff next to me are running fast, it feels like I am running away from the boss, asking me if I have a new thigh hug, will I immediately abandon the old wronged boss?The answer is yes, the wronged boss should be kicked out. 】
……
"Come, come, come, let's give our great director an unforgettable experience."
Lu Bingyan stepped forward to speak and stood behind the director. Mingyue and Li Zhan held the director's hand from left to right. They looked at each other for confirmation and lifted the director up together.
Before the director could react, he was already dangling in the air.
Mingyue has great strength and can easily support the director. Li Zhan, as a big man, is naturally strong, so the two of them easily lifted the director up.
The director looked terrified at the moment, struggling non-stop.
"What are you doing, what are you doing? Are you trying to kidnap people? I'm the director! I'm the director!! I'm the rule maker!!!."
"Where do you mention I want to go? You mention where I want to go? You are violating the rules of the game!! Do you really want to have lunch! Put me down quickly, you are violating the rules of the game!"
But no matter how hard the director struggled, he still couldn't get rid of Mingyue and Li Zhan's two iron-like hands, like a broken doll struggling innocently in their hands.
It's very pitiful, and that small appearance really reflects what the audience said was like a guinea pig in the experiment.
Mingyue smiled provocatively.
"Director, we just want you to experience how excessive the rules of the game are. Since we want to complete the task, you, as the ones who make the rules of the game, must demonstrate to us."
"Today I will let you experience the experience, let you experience the experience and know that the rules of the game are not just for you to make, you have to experience it yourself and feel our pain."
Chen Jia was like Yi who only ate melons, jumping around and running in circles, still not relieved.
Anyone can see the smile on his face.
"Yes, yes, what Miss Mingyue said is true, you should suffer a lot, let you experience what the rules you made are like, let us participate in this rule, you will not try it yourself Try it!"
"You only know how to think, but don't know how to act. Aren't you just a scumbag who can only talk and can't move? This is a waste of the genes of our old Chen family!"
Yu Lingxin also immediately moved forward.
"That's right, the director wants you to try it too. We won't go too far, let you be dragged by a pig like me, at most throw you in the mud and roll around a few times, and give you a mud treatment."
"Don't you know that there is a medical project called mud mask? Let me see that your skin is dry recently. It's almost peeling. If my sister-in-law sees this, won't you be angry? We're going to make a mask for you , so that you are not so dry, and make the director's wife angry."
Yu Lingxin was still nervous when she said this. After all, what she said was a bit too much. This was just a desperate stab at the director's heart.
But let’s just say it, I’ve gone too far. Anyway, I won’t come out to work for a few years, so let’s just leave it at this time.
Shui Bai thought that he had been dragged on for 5 minutes before, and he was so angry that he was dying. Now he can't care about his maintenance staff, and he starts to nagging.
"That is, we have to do medical projects frequently in order to catch women's hearts. You look at the director's skin condition, and the director's wife usually dislikes your skin condition. Now, why don't we give you a beauty treatment?"
"It's still free of money. It doesn't cost your money. It's great. Besides, we men only need to take care of ourselves, so women will look at us."
"Do you know how I usually take care of my body, so if you want to become a traffic actor like me, you should take good care of it. I usually wear masks and cosmetics."
"So this time, we will make up for you at once, and give you more water, so that the director's wife can be satisfied, and I will give you more pocket money in the future. Let's do it! We were all thinking of you before. .”
From the perspective of Shui Bai, a woman who is a world-class man, all the directors have goosebumps all over their bodies.
The eyes looking at Shuibai are all wrong, as if you were this kind of person.
The others were also overwhelmed by Shui Bai's words. Shui Bai didn't know if he didn't let it go, but once he let it go, he made a big move.
The audience was also touched by Shui Bailei, of course, this was only some men, and the women were carnival on the screen.
[Moss on the roof: Damn it!I rely on!I didn't expect Shui Bai to be such a person. At first, I thought Shui Bai was a real man. After all, that kind of handsome man is as gentle as jade. Not only women appreciate men, but also men who make them friends.
But I didn't expect him to say such a thing. This is a shame for us men. I can't bear to look like a woman is the sky. My God, I can't wonder why so many women like it. It turns out that Shuibai's tone . 】
[Xiaocao on the Roof: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Deserves to be sought after by us.
I didn't know that I was this kind of person, I really like the tone of Shuibai, yes, why is the director so ignorant, he usually doesn't know how to take care of the skin.I don't even know how to think about the director's wife, how can this be a qualified husband.
This is simply rotten cabbage.So guests, don't pity the director, don't pity the delicate flower of the director, you must teach the director how to take care of your skin, roll a few more times, preferably all over your body. 】
[Little Flower on the Roof: I finally understand why so many young actors in the entertainment industry I like Shuibai, this is simply my dream lover, the way we want to capture a woman's heart, it hits the spot My itch, love, love, love.
How can there be such a good man waiting for me, I will marry you right away, wait for me, I will definitely make you the little prince in my heart, husband, here I come. 】
……
After such a brief conversation, Mingyue and Li Zhan had already lifted the director to the side of the mud pit.
Mingyue looked at the gauze on the director's feet, suddenly a little worried.
"You said, can this sprained foot go into the mud? But there is no wound if the foot is sprained. It shouldn't be a problem if it sticks to it. We just let him roll in it."
Before anyone else could speak, the doctor who was hiding next to him immediately said loudly:
"It's okay, it's okay. Don't look at the director's feet so swollen. In fact, there is nothing wrong with it. Just rest for a few days at most. You can pretend as you like later."
"After the pretense is done, it's like lifting him up and bandaging him up. It doesn't matter. Let's play to your heart's content. It doesn't matter if you roll him a few times or drop him a few times. I'm very proficient in medicine, especially for this kind of ankle sprain. skilled."
The director originally thought that he still had a chance to escape, and he was glad for a moment. Fortunately, he sprained his foot just now, otherwise he would definitely be thrown into the mud pit by this group of heartless people. He was about to laugh.
As a result, the doctor's gloating came from his ears, and he wished that he would be thrown down immediately.
Suddenly his face fell, and he hated himself for a while, why did he invite this doctor?Why did you invite this doctor for yourself?
You clearly know that this person has evil tastes, why invite this person here?I'm really pissed off, I absolutely can't invite acquaintances next time, acquaintances are cheating, and I don't know how to help myself with the blood all over my face.
And when the audience heard Mingyue say this, they thought it would not continue, and some people lost their faces, but with the doctor shouting so desperately behind, the audience laughed again because they didn't particularly want to watch the excitement.
[Climbing trees since I was a child: Hahaha..., I was scared to death just now. I thought Miss Mingyue and her group would let this bad director go. My heart really stopped.
But the doctor was a real treasure, he immediately assured the director that there was nothing serious, and he said it happily, it was so funny, he just said what was in my heart.
right!right!right!The director is determined to be fine, hurry up and drop the director into the mud, we want to see it!We really want to see it! ! 】
[Climb up the five-meter tree: Am I the only one who saw the director's eyes light up instantly after hearing what Miss Mingyue said?That look feels like saying that I will be liberated soon, you wait, I will take revenge on you soon.
In the end, I didn't know that the doctor jumped out immediately and said, the look of his eyes was about to lose light, it was so funny.
This is a very good live broadcast program, it is simply a rare live broadcast program in recent years, frantically calling, looking forward to the next content, and looking forward to the director and guests being excited together.
In fact, this live broadcast is a precedent. The director directly participated in teasing the guests, and the guests also learned to fight back. They will not fight back because of the rules, they will only be mad, and now they are fighting back, which is really funny and fun. 】
[Climb up the five-meter tree to dig out the bird eggs: I know the inside story, I know the inside story, this doctor is the most commonly used doctor in the director's program group, and the relationship between this doctor and the director is quite good, the director usually uses this doctor of.
As the saying goes, whoever cheats if acquaintances don't, I think this doctor is so proficient in cheating because of acquaintances, because he is an acquaintance.
When the director was about to escape due to a foot injury, the doctor jumped out directly. This is a perfect example of a bad friend and brings us a source of happiness. 】
……
The guests even clapped their hands and laughed, giving thumbs up to the doctor who jumped out. This doctor is really awesome, what a teammate!
The doctor straightened his back with a little pride.
"Chen Hong! It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge. Back then, you tricked me into taking the medical major and let me study medicine for so many years. As the saying goes, persuading people to study medicine is like a thunderbolt."
"For so many years, I haven't found a chance to cheat you. This time I finally found a chance to cheat you. Don't blame me for being cruel. You deserve it. This is the retribution you got for persuading me to study medicine."
"Do you know what I brought from studying medicine? I work overtime every day, and my head is almost bald. I won't tease you this time and take revenge on you. I'm really sorry."
Others didn't expect that there is such a reason. The difficulty of medical majors is obvious to all. As the saying goes, persuading people to study medicine will be struck by lightning, which shows how cheating the director is.
The director also thought of this at the moment, and the whole person was also very angry, swaying his hands and feet, and started screaming in anger.
"That's why I advised you to study medicine. You obviously have your own thoughts, okay? At the beginning you said what you wanted to study, you chose a few for me, and let me help you refer to it. You said you wanted to study architecture, and I said You have studied architecture."
"Then you said that the architecture is not very good, and later I said that I want you to study directing like me, so we can still be together, and then I said that the directing major can't be thought of, and I can't think of anything."
"In the end, you said that I will be a director, you will be a doctor, and you will study medicine. It is obviously your decision, why should you rely on me?"
"You, you are really too much. It is really that you have remembered little things for so long. At the beginning, you studied medicine by yourself, and I didn't force you, but now you are relying on me, and you How about face?"
When my director said this, the doctor over there became even more angry. He was so angry that he almost jumped up. If the person next to him didn't stop him, he would have come up and beat the director up.
But being blocked by the staff around him, he couldn't get up at all, so he could only refute loudly again.
"Fuck, I obviously didn't say such nonsense, and I said that you are a director and I am a doctor. How could I have said such nonsense? Don't think that you are now a director and can write scripts. Talking nonsense here."
"I have been studying medicine since I was a child. I just didn't want to study medicine, so I ran out to go to school. Now you have changed me to study medicine. I really didn't want to study medicine at the beginning."
"Don't think I don't know, you are my parents who asked you to persuade me to study medicine, and then you directly lured me in for hundreds of thousands of start-up funds, are you still ashamed to say?"
"Your ability to make up nonsense has really improved in the past few years. It's really too much to slander me casually. How could there be a person like you? You shouldn't have agreed to come here in the first place."
"However, I promised to come here just to cheat you. I finally found the opportunity today. Your idea of cheating people is to torture everyone to death."
"So today I want to do justice for the heavens and punish you evildoer. Don't talk about it. Don't let this evildoer talk about it. Hurry up and throw him down. He is just delaying time to find a turning point."
"This has been his old way since he was a child. He is especially good at diverting his eyes. He obviously took this path, but he just let him go to another path. He just diverts his eyes. I was scared by him since I was a child. Don't let him divert. Sight escapes."
"Let him taste what it's like to roll in the mud, let him taste what his evil idea is, and it's better to be dragged by a pig, anyway, I'll cure it in the end, I'll do it if you bother me. "
"Come on, come on, come on, Ollie cheers for you."
The director really wanted to divert their attention, let these people listen to the gossip between himself and the doctor, and put himself down. At this moment, the doctor exposed his thoughts and felt quite angry.
"You wait for me! See if I don't clean up when I go back, you will sue your parents, tell your parents all about your laziness in the past few years, and let them clean up you."
The doctor immediately retorted when he heard this, and said triumphantly:
"I've discussed the shit you said with my parents a long time ago. Although I got a meal of fried bamboo shoots with chili peppers in the end, it's okay now. If you use me as an excuse to make me work for you every day, don't you want to be ashamed? , I won’t be a doctor if I don’t trick you this time, I’ll be a barefoot doctor.”
With a professional doctor as evidence, Mingyue and the others are naturally not afraid. If they still had some scruples just now, then what the doctor said this time is completely letting go of themselves.
What's more, the director is still planning to let them put him down, it's impossible!Absolutely impossible! !
Yesterday and today's toss, now is the time to get revenge, and now is the best time to pay, the director's ankle is sprained, he can't run very far, and now they have caught the director again, this time they don't throw him down and roll a few times Perplexed.
Chen Jia was very impulsive, she jumped down neatly, and after she walked down, she directly pulled the uncle's uninjured leg.Drag people down regardless.
Mingyue and Li Zhan didn't plan to let the director go this time either, they both fell directly into the mud pit with their thighs together, as for the director, naturally he didn't allow people to stand.
What's more, Chen Jia was still pulling his legs. When the director came down like this, Chen Jia pressed his lower body into the mud.
And here Mingyue and Li Zhan let go again, only holding the arms of the upper body, just like that, the director's whole body almost fell into the mud.
Chen Jia still couldn't get over his anger, so he took a basin, scooped up a basin of muddy water, and splashed it, covering the whole body of the director, and then poured it a few more times.
At this moment, the director's whole body is covered in mud, and his appearance is simply horrible.
The director blinked his eyes vigorously, and rubbed the mud with his arms, trying to wipe the mud off his face.
And Mingyue and Li Zhan also let go of their hands, helped the director to sit on it, and let the director sit directly in the mud. It is impossible to tie their hands to prevent them from wiping the mud on their faces, right?
It wouldn't be fun if they got in, so the two of them immediately let go. As soon as the director was let go, he immediately scratched the mud off his face with both hands, and when he was able to open his mouth, he immediately started screaming.
"Chen Jia! You really don't want to live!"
Chen Jia was not afraid of the uncle who had sprained his ankle at all, so he approached him very arrogantly, sticking out his tongue to provoke him.
"I just don't want to live anymore, I just don't want to live anymore, what can you do to me? Your foot is still hurt, what can you do to me?"
"You can't beat me if you want to. I think the most you can do is to scold me. If you scold me, I won't lose a piece of meat. Hit me if you have the ability, hit me if you have the ability!"
"Yo yo yo yo, people with twisted feet can't walk, they can't hit me, hahahaha."
The more Chen Jia laughed, the happier she was, and the happier she was, she just sat in the mud and laughed happily.
But he and she didn't expect that the position she was sitting at the moment was too close to the director, so arrogant!
When the director was able to open his eyes, his eyes were quick and his hands were quick, and he pinched Chen Jia's ears with his big hands.
He pinched the person over without mercy.
His face was rather ferocious.
"What are you talking about, you little girl, you said that your uncle, I can't pinch you, so it hurts your ears. Do you really think that I can't pinch you if my legs are crooked?"
"I'm so old, I don't know how to stay away from me, and I don't have the brain to laugh beside me. Is it useful for you to smile? If you have a brain, you should stay away from me before laughing. If you go to the shore Go laugh, can I pinch you?"
"I really have no brains, and I can't inherit a little bit of intelligence from our old Chen family. It hurts now, do you know the lesson now? You really want me to pay you, just your brain, give me a penny It's all a waste of money."
Chen Jia was laughing wildly at first, but she was caught all of a sudden, her ears were her fatal wound, so she could only keep ouching and leaning towards her, and she didn't dare to say anything indiscriminately anymore. He didn't dare to laugh anymore, and immediately began to beg for mercy.
(End of this chapter)
Just when the guests were madly complaining, the director added another sentence with a smile.
"You have to ride a pig to the side of the mud pit, climb up and pour the fish in. Of course, if you don't want to pour it in, you can throw it in, but one fish will be killed and ten fish will be caught."
"Anyway, I don't mind. After all, I can still afford the money. Next, it depends on your skills. Hurry up and ride the pig, ride the pig and start catching fish. After catching the fish, go to lunch, oh Cheer up Lee."
He clenched his fists very comically, and made a gesture of cheering with his arms down. It was obviously a normal posture, but when the director did this, he felt very cheap, out of the sky.
And the audience was also a little angry because of the director's nonsensical game rules.
What kind of person is this!
What kind of person is this!
This is simply a dog! ! !There are no such rules of the game.
[A little red flower: Uh uh uh..., this director is a dog, how can there be such a game rule?I didn't say it before, but I'm waiting to talk about it now. Is this another critical attack after the guests have suffered setbacks?
God, this director is too stupid, really too stupid, the guests can't catch pigs now, and only Miss Mingyue sits on the pigs.
But Miss Mingyue’s pig looks very lazy at first glance, and it’s just a dream to want the pig to run away, and if one fish is lost, ten fish will be deducted. Isn’t this just making the guests owe money instead of making money? ?
Too bad, too bad. 】
[A little yellow flower: Director, is this letting yourself go?How could there be such a person.
God, in other variety show games, at least the guests can get some and catch some. The lunch is not particularly good, but at least they can still eat it.
This dog director has all kinds of rules, and he just dragged the game to the difficulty of hell. He doesn't want the guests to complete the task at all, and he just wants to see the jokes of the guests.
Look at his sprained foot and still shaking his smile, how cheap!Too cheap! 】
[A little green flower: You think the director is too cheap, but I think I know it well, just like the wake-up call at the very beginning yesterday, it wasn't so cheating.
I just want to see the jokes of the guests, and the one who earns money in the morning and only eats a fucking breakfast at three o'clock in the afternoon. Of course, the group of Miss Mingyue must be excluded.
Then in the afternoon, it was time to start the hoop again. The hoop was so difficult in the area. Director Dog couldn’t talk about it anymore, and there was nothing to say about the last part.
Except for a few people who had something to eat, the rest of them were miserable. Miss Mingyue drank a cup of tea. Although the cup of tea cost more than 1000 yuan, can a cup be eaten as a meal?
This is completely pushing the popularity to the ground, wishing to run out of an underground castle. 】
……
Looking at the four big white barrels in the distance, all the guests felt very tired. What kind of dog director did they meet? They shouldn't come to this variety show to make a fool of themselves!
Lu Bingyan was chasing the pig in disgrace at the moment, and after the director finished saying this, she completely stayed where she was.
What the hell, this kind of thing will come again, he and she can't even catch pigs now, let alone ride up to catch fish, and then throw the fish so far away.
The anger also soared up involuntarily, this person is simply too much.
"Director! You are going too far. You should have said the rules of the game at the beginning, but now you add the rules of the game halfway. This is not too much! Do you have any morals?"
"The general rules of the game should be said at the beginning. It's really too much for you to let go of the horse now, and you let it go so far. If we want to let go, we have to ride a pig steadily."
"But now among us, only Mingyue rode up on a pig and caught fish, and we didn't even catch a pig, let alone ride a pig."
"After riding a pig, you have to catch fish. After catching fish, you have to drive the pig to walk up to the pond, and then pour it into the bucket over there step by step. Do you think you can finish it? If you have the ability to come down , you are the same as us, you are going too far."
Chen Jia was also chasing the pig in disgrace at the moment, and stood there in a daze after the incident, and was completely awakened by Lu Bingyan's angry words at this moment.
His anger immediately exploded, and he yelled with his waist stuck.
"That's right, uncle, you're going too far. You're a rascal. Your game was agreed before. Look at us now, and you're making it harder for us. Are you shameless?"
"I didn't intend to take revenge. It's too much for you to torment us like this. I can't even ride a pig now, let alone ride on a pig."
"Besides, our group doesn't have buckets and basins. We have to grab fish with both hands, balance on the pig, and walk up to throw the fish in. You can't live too much."
Shui Bai then began to attack the director, first he wiped his face to remove most of the mud on his face, and then he was able to speak.
"That's right, the director is going too far. You simply don't follow the rules of the game. This is intentional to torment us. Look at what you are doing now!"
Wang Rui and Li Zhan could only follow suit.
"It's just too much!"
Yu Lingxin followed closely.
"I also think that the director has gone too far. It's simply unfair. Although we are the guests and you are the director, you are the one who sets the rules of the game, but this is a bit too much. We have already been covered in mud. Just now I was I was dragged by a pig in the mud, and now my whole body is covered in mud."
Wang Leping was holding his breath before, but now that everyone else is attacking the director, how could he not follow suit.
"That's right, director, you are not authentic."
After he finished speaking, he stopped. Wang Leping still had something to do with the director, but he didn't dare to go too far.
And Mingyue came down from the table silently at this moment, and threw the bucket aside, not even caring about the fish that was finally caught in the bucket.
Walking to Lu Bingyan's side, she pulled her silently, then turned her head to look at the others, and shook her head towards the director.
Although the others didn't know Mingyue's bad idea, it was definitely not a good idea, and it was definitely a trick for the director.
They all gathered silently.
Chen Jia sneakily said something, her eyebrows were mischievous, and her eyes kept turning to that side.
"Sister Mingyue, sister Mingyue, what should we do, how to control the director, this is too much, add this and that to us halfway."
"But he seems to be deliberately teasing us. Judging by the way the car is pulling the bucket, it should have been prepared in advance. It is impossible to say that it will be pulled immediately."
The others obviously also thought of the way the truck dragged in the four big barrels just now, and that kind of big barrel was completely different from the usual big barrels.
It is rectangular in shape, at least 1.2 meters high, at least 1.5 meters long and [-] meters wide, quite a big barrel.
I don't see such a big barrel every day at all. The only explanation is that the director prepared it in advance.
Mingyue raised the corners of her lips silently, and glanced at the director again.
"You think the mud on us is not too much?"
"Excessive!"
Lu Bingyan forcefully marked the correct answer.
After Lu Bingyan finished speaking, Baiyun smiled, his eyes were extremely bright.
"You said that we are too much mud, should we throw the director in, let the director feel what it feels like, and my pig seems to be fine now, wait a minute and the eight of us will help the director onto the pig, and let the director feel what it feels like. The director also enjoys the joy of enjoying it."
As soon as Mingyue said this, the others were silent for a while.
The director saw that the eight people here did not start to catch fish, but started to discuss things secretly there, and suddenly felt bad in his heart, but he didn't know what kind of bad feeling it was, so he could only start yelling loudly.
"Do you want to eat at noon? Hurry up and start catching fish. If you catch fish late, you can drink northwest wind at noon today!"
"What are you talking about secretly there? We are live broadcasting, we are live broadcasting, it is not your little secret, we have to speak out loudly in the live broadcast room, what will the audience think?"
The director's cries of life and death completely gave the guests a weight. The five people who were still hesitant, Shui Bai, Wang Rui, Li Zhan, Wang Leping and Yu Lingxin, made up their minds.
As for Mingyue, the method is that she can disapprove of whatever she proposes, and she can't wait to agree with her feet on all fours.
Chen Jia!She hated her uncle to death, and wished to kick him into the sky. She didn't dare to stop such a good method, and she was very happy. She wanted to jump up at this moment, and she was still laughing now.
Lu Bingyan also nodded with a smile. It wasn't that they went too far, or the director went too far. If you dare to tease them, you must have the confidence to bear it.
As for the staff next to them, they are also very pitiful to the guests at the moment, money is hard to earn, and shit is hard to eat, especially with such a director on the booth.
At this moment, the audience is looking at the group of people who are surrounded by the siege, and you have a bad feeling in your heart.
[Administrator of the Fish Touching Center: Why do I feel a little creepy, I always feel that nothing good will happen if these eight people get together.
And seeing them sneaking around, my eyes hurt from watching them, what a beautiful face, it was ruined because of this, so I look forward to the next situation. 】
[Squad Leader of Moyu Center: Guests, please don’t be restrained by the director. If you think of a crooked idea to retaliate against the director, the director is really going too far.
And the clamor of life and death is really too flattering, hurry up and beat up the director, so that the heat will be even higher.
Anyway, we don’t mind sending money to the director. Anyway, you have to beat up the director, or tease the director, so that we will be happier, and this will become a real hot spot.
How does it feel to beat and tease the director when you come to a variety show?This is definitely going to be a hit of the year, maybe a few years. 】
[General Manager of Moyu Center: Upstairs, why are you secretly fanning the flames here?Don't you know there is a screen in front of the director?
The guests can't see your words, but the director can definitely see them. Isn't your saying that you're exposing the plan?It's also stupid.
However, these eight people are wretched enough to be together, especially Miss Mingyue's eyes, I can't bear to look at them, I feel trembling all over when I look at them, and I always feel a little bad feeling in my heart. 】
……
The director didn't care about looking at the various content on the barrage. He still didn't believe that in the live variety show, the guests could come up and beat him up.
Everyone is a civilized person, how could they behave in such an uncivilized way? It's all just a group of salted fish having a carnival. Their brains are really big enough.
And Mingyue's side also started to poke secretly. A group of people led by Mingyue came here aggressively. The pond itself was not big, and within a few seconds, Mingyue had already climbed onto the pond.
He ran towards the director without stopping.
Looking at the actions of this group of people, the director suddenly felt a little bad when he thought of the situation on the barrage just now. This group of people won't come, really?Moreover, the rules of the game that he made himself are for the sake of increasing popularity, and it is really not that excessive.
It's not good for you to take this seriously!
Although the director thought so in his heart, his body was very honest and he wanted to sit up on the chair, turn around and run away.
But I didn't expect that the twisted foot was too serious. If I got up casually, even if I didn't use that foot, it would still hurt terribly.
"hiss!"
The director hissed involuntarily, and fell back uncontrollably.
Knowing that I couldn't get up, I quickly told the staff around me.
"Help me up quickly! Help me up quickly! Didn't you see that group of animals came to me, they are definitely trying to harm me, there are always people who want to harm me, help me up quickly, we Run away!"
The director was so anxious that he couldn't choose what to say, and directly referred to the eight guests as animals.
The staff watched as if they couldn't hear, as if they were not in the same world as the director, as if we didn't know anything and didn't care about anything.
This look almost made the director angry, and he slapped the table hard.
"Help me up quickly! Do you want a salary? Take me away and I will give you a raise."
However, the staff was still indifferent to the director's words. It is impossible to increase the salary. Their current salary has reached the peak. If it is increased, it will add more than 100 yuan at most.
Offending so many guests for more than 100 yuan is not worth it. They are all sensible people, and the director is really a bit too much. It's good to learn a lesson, so that no one will take care of this rampant.
Bai Yun didn't agree with the director's words, so he said with a smile.
"Director, this is a live broadcast. Are you not familiar with the labor law for deducting people's wages on the spot? Do you need me to read the labor law for you? It's against the law for you to deduct employees' wages casually like this."
"Our company's legal group is not joking, you don't need to worry, as long as the director deducts your wages, you will immediately go to our family Lu Bingyan, Mr. Lu, I believe our boss will definitely seek justice for you."
Lu Bingyan, who was directly blamed by Mingyue for her innocence, froze at the moment.Facing the scapegoat thrown by Mingyue, she was a little helpless.
But at this moment, he did not refute, and said very calmly:
"Yes, everyone has heard about my legal group. As long as your salary is deducted, we will definitely fight the lawsuit with the director and let the director go to jail."
With Lu Bingyan's guarantee, the staff who originally wanted to help them would not dare to help them, but they ran out, looking like they wanted to run eight hundred miles.
The director looked left and right, and there was no one around him, except for the eight men who walked towards him aggressively.
A word suddenly flashed in my heart.
My life is over!
The audience likes to watch this kind of twist the most, especially the scenes where the guests tease the director, which is simply not too cool.
[Today is one: ahhhh..., our eldest daughter is mighty and domineering, look at this, our family's legal group will definitely fight the lawsuit with the director to the end, and let the director sit in prison.
What kind of domineering words are these, eldest empress, look at me, your wife is here, tomorrow we will go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate, and I will definitely be your little wife obediently at home. 】
[Today is the second: You are shameless upstairs, you little third, obviously I am the main palace, I am the main palace of the eldest empress, you are all concubines, the empress is not dead, you are all concubines.
Although the eldest empress is very domineering, I still like Miss Mingyue. Miss Mingyue's speed of throwing pots is so fast that she is just trying to trick the boss.
The look of the cheating boss, I love it, I love it, I feel proud of the workers for us, and the boss doesn't care about it at the moment, that's what the so-called judging the situation is like. 】
[Today is three: Why do I feel that the domineering and indifferent director has become pitiful at this moment, just like the little white mouse I did the experiment today, looking at me pitifully and returning eyes with A little fear, a little begging.
That small appearance does not look like the previous arrogant look at all, I love it, I love it.
There is also the way the staff next to me are running fast, it feels like I am running away from the boss, asking me if I have a new thigh hug, will I immediately abandon the old wronged boss?The answer is yes, the wronged boss should be kicked out. 】
……
"Come, come, come, let's give our great director an unforgettable experience."
Lu Bingyan stepped forward to speak and stood behind the director. Mingyue and Li Zhan held the director's hand from left to right. They looked at each other for confirmation and lifted the director up together.
Before the director could react, he was already dangling in the air.
Mingyue has great strength and can easily support the director. Li Zhan, as a big man, is naturally strong, so the two of them easily lifted the director up.
The director looked terrified at the moment, struggling non-stop.
"What are you doing, what are you doing? Are you trying to kidnap people? I'm the director! I'm the director!! I'm the rule maker!!!."
"Where do you mention I want to go? You mention where I want to go? You are violating the rules of the game!! Do you really want to have lunch! Put me down quickly, you are violating the rules of the game!"
But no matter how hard the director struggled, he still couldn't get rid of Mingyue and Li Zhan's two iron-like hands, like a broken doll struggling innocently in their hands.
It's very pitiful, and that small appearance really reflects what the audience said was like a guinea pig in the experiment.
Mingyue smiled provocatively.
"Director, we just want you to experience how excessive the rules of the game are. Since we want to complete the task, you, as the ones who make the rules of the game, must demonstrate to us."
"Today I will let you experience the experience, let you experience the experience and know that the rules of the game are not just for you to make, you have to experience it yourself and feel our pain."
Chen Jia was like Yi who only ate melons, jumping around and running in circles, still not relieved.
Anyone can see the smile on his face.
"Yes, yes, what Miss Mingyue said is true, you should suffer a lot, let you experience what the rules you made are like, let us participate in this rule, you will not try it yourself Try it!"
"You only know how to think, but don't know how to act. Aren't you just a scumbag who can only talk and can't move? This is a waste of the genes of our old Chen family!"
Yu Lingxin also immediately moved forward.
"That's right, the director wants you to try it too. We won't go too far, let you be dragged by a pig like me, at most throw you in the mud and roll around a few times, and give you a mud treatment."
"Don't you know that there is a medical project called mud mask? Let me see that your skin is dry recently. It's almost peeling. If my sister-in-law sees this, won't you be angry? We're going to make a mask for you , so that you are not so dry, and make the director's wife angry."
Yu Lingxin was still nervous when she said this. After all, what she said was a bit too much. This was just a desperate stab at the director's heart.
But let’s just say it, I’ve gone too far. Anyway, I won’t come out to work for a few years, so let’s just leave it at this time.
Shui Bai thought that he had been dragged on for 5 minutes before, and he was so angry that he was dying. Now he can't care about his maintenance staff, and he starts to nagging.
"That is, we have to do medical projects frequently in order to catch women's hearts. You look at the director's skin condition, and the director's wife usually dislikes your skin condition. Now, why don't we give you a beauty treatment?"
"It's still free of money. It doesn't cost your money. It's great. Besides, we men only need to take care of ourselves, so women will look at us."
"Do you know how I usually take care of my body, so if you want to become a traffic actor like me, you should take good care of it. I usually wear masks and cosmetics."
"So this time, we will make up for you at once, and give you more water, so that the director's wife can be satisfied, and I will give you more pocket money in the future. Let's do it! We were all thinking of you before. .”
From the perspective of Shui Bai, a woman who is a world-class man, all the directors have goosebumps all over their bodies.
The eyes looking at Shuibai are all wrong, as if you were this kind of person.
The others were also overwhelmed by Shui Bai's words. Shui Bai didn't know if he didn't let it go, but once he let it go, he made a big move.
The audience was also touched by Shui Bailei, of course, this was only some men, and the women were carnival on the screen.
[Moss on the roof: Damn it!I rely on!I didn't expect Shui Bai to be such a person. At first, I thought Shui Bai was a real man. After all, that kind of handsome man is as gentle as jade. Not only women appreciate men, but also men who make them friends.
But I didn't expect him to say such a thing. This is a shame for us men. I can't bear to look like a woman is the sky. My God, I can't wonder why so many women like it. It turns out that Shuibai's tone . 】
[Xiaocao on the Roof: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Deserves to be sought after by us.
I didn't know that I was this kind of person, I really like the tone of Shuibai, yes, why is the director so ignorant, he usually doesn't know how to take care of the skin.I don't even know how to think about the director's wife, how can this be a qualified husband.
This is simply rotten cabbage.So guests, don't pity the director, don't pity the delicate flower of the director, you must teach the director how to take care of your skin, roll a few more times, preferably all over your body. 】
[Little Flower on the Roof: I finally understand why so many young actors in the entertainment industry I like Shuibai, this is simply my dream lover, the way we want to capture a woman's heart, it hits the spot My itch, love, love, love.
How can there be such a good man waiting for me, I will marry you right away, wait for me, I will definitely make you the little prince in my heart, husband, here I come. 】
……
After such a brief conversation, Mingyue and Li Zhan had already lifted the director to the side of the mud pit.
Mingyue looked at the gauze on the director's feet, suddenly a little worried.
"You said, can this sprained foot go into the mud? But there is no wound if the foot is sprained. It shouldn't be a problem if it sticks to it. We just let him roll in it."
Before anyone else could speak, the doctor who was hiding next to him immediately said loudly:
"It's okay, it's okay. Don't look at the director's feet so swollen. In fact, there is nothing wrong with it. Just rest for a few days at most. You can pretend as you like later."
"After the pretense is done, it's like lifting him up and bandaging him up. It doesn't matter. Let's play to your heart's content. It doesn't matter if you roll him a few times or drop him a few times. I'm very proficient in medicine, especially for this kind of ankle sprain. skilled."
The director originally thought that he still had a chance to escape, and he was glad for a moment. Fortunately, he sprained his foot just now, otherwise he would definitely be thrown into the mud pit by this group of heartless people. He was about to laugh.
As a result, the doctor's gloating came from his ears, and he wished that he would be thrown down immediately.
Suddenly his face fell, and he hated himself for a while, why did he invite this doctor?Why did you invite this doctor for yourself?
You clearly know that this person has evil tastes, why invite this person here?I'm really pissed off, I absolutely can't invite acquaintances next time, acquaintances are cheating, and I don't know how to help myself with the blood all over my face.
And when the audience heard Mingyue say this, they thought it would not continue, and some people lost their faces, but with the doctor shouting so desperately behind, the audience laughed again because they didn't particularly want to watch the excitement.
[Climbing trees since I was a child: Hahaha..., I was scared to death just now. I thought Miss Mingyue and her group would let this bad director go. My heart really stopped.
But the doctor was a real treasure, he immediately assured the director that there was nothing serious, and he said it happily, it was so funny, he just said what was in my heart.
right!right!right!The director is determined to be fine, hurry up and drop the director into the mud, we want to see it!We really want to see it! ! 】
[Climb up the five-meter tree: Am I the only one who saw the director's eyes light up instantly after hearing what Miss Mingyue said?That look feels like saying that I will be liberated soon, you wait, I will take revenge on you soon.
In the end, I didn't know that the doctor jumped out immediately and said, the look of his eyes was about to lose light, it was so funny.
This is a very good live broadcast program, it is simply a rare live broadcast program in recent years, frantically calling, looking forward to the next content, and looking forward to the director and guests being excited together.
In fact, this live broadcast is a precedent. The director directly participated in teasing the guests, and the guests also learned to fight back. They will not fight back because of the rules, they will only be mad, and now they are fighting back, which is really funny and fun. 】
[Climb up the five-meter tree to dig out the bird eggs: I know the inside story, I know the inside story, this doctor is the most commonly used doctor in the director's program group, and the relationship between this doctor and the director is quite good, the director usually uses this doctor of.
As the saying goes, whoever cheats if acquaintances don't, I think this doctor is so proficient in cheating because of acquaintances, because he is an acquaintance.
When the director was about to escape due to a foot injury, the doctor jumped out directly. This is a perfect example of a bad friend and brings us a source of happiness. 】
……
The guests even clapped their hands and laughed, giving thumbs up to the doctor who jumped out. This doctor is really awesome, what a teammate!
The doctor straightened his back with a little pride.
"Chen Hong! It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge. Back then, you tricked me into taking the medical major and let me study medicine for so many years. As the saying goes, persuading people to study medicine is like a thunderbolt."
"For so many years, I haven't found a chance to cheat you. This time I finally found a chance to cheat you. Don't blame me for being cruel. You deserve it. This is the retribution you got for persuading me to study medicine."
"Do you know what I brought from studying medicine? I work overtime every day, and my head is almost bald. I won't tease you this time and take revenge on you. I'm really sorry."
Others didn't expect that there is such a reason. The difficulty of medical majors is obvious to all. As the saying goes, persuading people to study medicine will be struck by lightning, which shows how cheating the director is.
The director also thought of this at the moment, and the whole person was also very angry, swaying his hands and feet, and started screaming in anger.
"That's why I advised you to study medicine. You obviously have your own thoughts, okay? At the beginning you said what you wanted to study, you chose a few for me, and let me help you refer to it. You said you wanted to study architecture, and I said You have studied architecture."
"Then you said that the architecture is not very good, and later I said that I want you to study directing like me, so we can still be together, and then I said that the directing major can't be thought of, and I can't think of anything."
"In the end, you said that I will be a director, you will be a doctor, and you will study medicine. It is obviously your decision, why should you rely on me?"
"You, you are really too much. It is really that you have remembered little things for so long. At the beginning, you studied medicine by yourself, and I didn't force you, but now you are relying on me, and you How about face?"
When my director said this, the doctor over there became even more angry. He was so angry that he almost jumped up. If the person next to him didn't stop him, he would have come up and beat the director up.
But being blocked by the staff around him, he couldn't get up at all, so he could only refute loudly again.
"Fuck, I obviously didn't say such nonsense, and I said that you are a director and I am a doctor. How could I have said such nonsense? Don't think that you are now a director and can write scripts. Talking nonsense here."
"I have been studying medicine since I was a child. I just didn't want to study medicine, so I ran out to go to school. Now you have changed me to study medicine. I really didn't want to study medicine at the beginning."
"Don't think I don't know, you are my parents who asked you to persuade me to study medicine, and then you directly lured me in for hundreds of thousands of start-up funds, are you still ashamed to say?"
"Your ability to make up nonsense has really improved in the past few years. It's really too much to slander me casually. How could there be a person like you? You shouldn't have agreed to come here in the first place."
"However, I promised to come here just to cheat you. I finally found the opportunity today. Your idea of cheating people is to torture everyone to death."
"So today I want to do justice for the heavens and punish you evildoer. Don't talk about it. Don't let this evildoer talk about it. Hurry up and throw him down. He is just delaying time to find a turning point."
"This has been his old way since he was a child. He is especially good at diverting his eyes. He obviously took this path, but he just let him go to another path. He just diverts his eyes. I was scared by him since I was a child. Don't let him divert. Sight escapes."
"Let him taste what it's like to roll in the mud, let him taste what his evil idea is, and it's better to be dragged by a pig, anyway, I'll cure it in the end, I'll do it if you bother me. "
"Come on, come on, come on, Ollie cheers for you."
The director really wanted to divert their attention, let these people listen to the gossip between himself and the doctor, and put himself down. At this moment, the doctor exposed his thoughts and felt quite angry.
"You wait for me! See if I don't clean up when I go back, you will sue your parents, tell your parents all about your laziness in the past few years, and let them clean up you."
The doctor immediately retorted when he heard this, and said triumphantly:
"I've discussed the shit you said with my parents a long time ago. Although I got a meal of fried bamboo shoots with chili peppers in the end, it's okay now. If you use me as an excuse to make me work for you every day, don't you want to be ashamed? , I won’t be a doctor if I don’t trick you this time, I’ll be a barefoot doctor.”
With a professional doctor as evidence, Mingyue and the others are naturally not afraid. If they still had some scruples just now, then what the doctor said this time is completely letting go of themselves.
What's more, the director is still planning to let them put him down, it's impossible!Absolutely impossible! !
Yesterday and today's toss, now is the time to get revenge, and now is the best time to pay, the director's ankle is sprained, he can't run very far, and now they have caught the director again, this time they don't throw him down and roll a few times Perplexed.
Chen Jia was very impulsive, she jumped down neatly, and after she walked down, she directly pulled the uncle's uninjured leg.Drag people down regardless.
Mingyue and Li Zhan didn't plan to let the director go this time either, they both fell directly into the mud pit with their thighs together, as for the director, naturally he didn't allow people to stand.
What's more, Chen Jia was still pulling his legs. When the director came down like this, Chen Jia pressed his lower body into the mud.
And here Mingyue and Li Zhan let go again, only holding the arms of the upper body, just like that, the director's whole body almost fell into the mud.
Chen Jia still couldn't get over his anger, so he took a basin, scooped up a basin of muddy water, and splashed it, covering the whole body of the director, and then poured it a few more times.
At this moment, the director's whole body is covered in mud, and his appearance is simply horrible.
The director blinked his eyes vigorously, and rubbed the mud with his arms, trying to wipe the mud off his face.
And Mingyue and Li Zhan also let go of their hands, helped the director to sit on it, and let the director sit directly in the mud. It is impossible to tie their hands to prevent them from wiping the mud on their faces, right?
It wouldn't be fun if they got in, so the two of them immediately let go. As soon as the director was let go, he immediately scratched the mud off his face with both hands, and when he was able to open his mouth, he immediately started screaming.
"Chen Jia! You really don't want to live!"
Chen Jia was not afraid of the uncle who had sprained his ankle at all, so he approached him very arrogantly, sticking out his tongue to provoke him.
"I just don't want to live anymore, I just don't want to live anymore, what can you do to me? Your foot is still hurt, what can you do to me?"
"You can't beat me if you want to. I think the most you can do is to scold me. If you scold me, I won't lose a piece of meat. Hit me if you have the ability, hit me if you have the ability!"
"Yo yo yo yo, people with twisted feet can't walk, they can't hit me, hahahaha."
The more Chen Jia laughed, the happier she was, and the happier she was, she just sat in the mud and laughed happily.
But he and she didn't expect that the position she was sitting at the moment was too close to the director, so arrogant!
When the director was able to open his eyes, his eyes were quick and his hands were quick, and he pinched Chen Jia's ears with his big hands.
He pinched the person over without mercy.
His face was rather ferocious.
"What are you talking about, you little girl, you said that your uncle, I can't pinch you, so it hurts your ears. Do you really think that I can't pinch you if my legs are crooked?"
"I'm so old, I don't know how to stay away from me, and I don't have the brain to laugh beside me. Is it useful for you to smile? If you have a brain, you should stay away from me before laughing. If you go to the shore Go laugh, can I pinch you?"
"I really have no brains, and I can't inherit a little bit of intelligence from our old Chen family. It hurts now, do you know the lesson now? You really want me to pay you, just your brain, give me a penny It's all a waste of money."
Chen Jia was laughing wildly at first, but she was caught all of a sudden, her ears were her fatal wound, so she could only keep ouching and leaning towards her, and she didn't dare to say anything indiscriminately anymore. He didn't dare to laugh anymore, and immediately began to beg for mercy.
(End of this chapter)
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