Dress up as a male lead, fuck me and win

Chapter 658 Reserved fake daughter 104 (three thousand)
The people of Mingyue and Li Zhan just stood here leisurely, letting the director do whatever he wanted but not letting him go.

At the very least, the director is still a person, and he still has strength. He must use up all the director's physical strength before he can help people up. Otherwise, what should he do if he jumps down as soon as he is helped up?
After all, only one leg was injured, and the other leg was not injured yet.And now the pig is held in place by himself and can't even move.

Just let the director pretend, vent your anger, vent your physical strength, anyway, the director is a weak chicken, and I didn't see his physical strength much better during the previous training.

After playing for two or three minutes, I have no strength for five or six minutes.

So under the connivance of Mingyue and the other two, the director kept kicking the pig, and the pig didn't dare to run because of Mingyue's mental power, so it could only stand still.

After three or four minutes of pretentiousness, the director was a little out of breath.

Pretending not to move, there was even thin sweat on his forehead, trying to break free from the shackles of Mingyue and the two with both hands, but it was still useless.

Mingyu was still grinning, with a smile on her face, as if watching a child throwing a tantrum.

But the movement of his hands did not mean to let go at all, and Li Zhan beside him just watched the director's joke quietly.

The director didn't notice it at the beginning, looked left and right, and saw the meaningful smiles on the faces of the two, and knew that he couldn't escape this time. stand up.

Chen Jia was beside him cheerfully, almost jumped up laughing, that look of gloating made the director's teeth itch, and couldn't help but began to reprimand him.

"What are you laughing at, what are you laughing at, are you very happy to see me like this, uncle? Wait! When I go back, how will I deal with you, make you happy, make you happy."

"I originally planned to give you a part of the reward. After all, you have brought us a hot spot, but looking at it like this, I won't give you a penny for this mischievous person. It really doesn't save people for a day. Heart."

Chen Jiacai didn't believe in the pancakes drawn by his uncle, and his aunt usually gave him pocket money.

Uncle is an iron cock, he doesn't pull out a hair, as if he doesn't want to pull it out.All the wages of the uncle are with the aunt, and he dare not spend money recklessly.

It's impossible for this henpecked guy to dare to give him money.

I have no money now, and when I go back to act like a baby with my aunt, I still don't want to give myself my reward.

What's the use of him whimpering here now, he still has to give it to himself when he goes back.

Thinking so, and saying so, he smiled with his waist crossed.

"Uncle, what's the use of what you say now? After I go back, I will cry with my aunt, and the reward will still come to me."

"Do you think I didn't have the reward last time? Do you remember the transfer? That's my reward, which is much more than the agreed reward."

"Do you know what you used that money for? I bought that necklace for my aunt. It's that necklace. You hate the necklace worn by my aunt the most. "

"It's the necklace you thought was a gift from another man, the one you secretly hated for a long time. I bought that necklace, but it cost a total of 300 million."

"After spending 300 million, my aunt later gave me 500 million pocket money. You see, I made a difference of 200 million now."

"When I go back this time, the popularity of the show is so high. After I go back, my aunt will definitely give me more. You see, it's useless to talk nonsense, and you dare to be arrogant! When I go back and complain to my aunt, my aunt will let me You kneel on the washboard, kneel on the durian."

After finishing speaking, he stuck out his tongue very arrogantly, with that look that deserved a beating, others said that it was the director who was so angry that he was about to smoke, and even Mingyue who was standing next to him felt a heart attack.

What kind of eldest niece is this? She specializes in tricking the uncle, and the co-authors have a long history.

This time the director was really so angry that he was about to smoke. He said why his wife likes such a necklace so much, and she kept it secretive and didn't tell him to wear that necklace every day.

He just didn't bring the necklace he bought for her, which really pissed him off. After searching for a long time, he didn't know who gave it to her.

He even asked his eldest niece before, and the eldest niece said innocently that she didn't know who gave it to him, but he just believed what this little brain said.

It's really hard to guard against house thieves by day and night. It turns out that there is such a small traitor, and why didn't my wife tell me when I gave my eldest niece a reward. Once I gave him 500 million, I really felt sorry for him.

Isn't it good to spend 500 million on bags for your dear wife?I insisted on giving this wronged eldest niece, and later returned 500 million.

I really have to cry to my wife after I go back. My pocket money is only 500 yuan a month, and I will give 500 million to my eldest niece.

Oh my god, the gap was unbearable. The director felt his whole body trembling, and the kick he kicked didn't stop, so he turned around and immediately kicked his eldest niece forcefully.

"Chen Jia! You bastard, you provoke me and my wife every day, provoke every day, and it was your fault that I was punished to kneel down on the durian some time ago."

"I secretly asked my wife who gave that necklace, but my wife didn't say anything, and looked at me with a smile. It turned out that you, the Great Abyss Curse, said it."

"Do you know how many beatings I got and how many eyes I got because of this necklace! It's too much! Do you remember how I asked you?"

Chen Jia nodded very seriously, expressing very clearly that he did it himself.

But now she doesn't want to quarrel with her uncle anymore, she wants to watch him ride a pig.

"Sister Mingyue, brother Li Zhan, don't wait, don't wait, my uncle is almost out of strength now, and now he is like a soft-legged shrimp."

"Hurry up and help my uncle up, let's see how Director Chen is riding a pig. Look, the cameramen over there are all ready."

After speaking, he waved his hand over there.

"My dear viewers, you have to take pictures quickly, this is a rare time for emoticons."

"This is what I fought for you with all my might. Come on, don't give up. I hope that after my show, I can see all the emoticons of the director uncle. It's all up to you, my darlings."

The audience are all living treasures, how can they not agree, they can't wait to see the director's jokes.

[Evening Star is not far away: here we come, here we come, Ms. Chen Jia, our support team is here, and we are already getting ready to take screenshots on our mobile phones.

I brought my whole family over here, everyone squatted on the couch to take screenshots, come on, come on, I really like this meme, and I am a watch meme maker.

I will make this emoticon into a series and release it later, but I have to hope that other colleagues will work together to make director Chen Hong's emoticons spread all over the Internet.

Then he would live up to the danger of Miss Chen Jia's death and being beaten up when she went back.

However, Miss Chen Jia must be careful and hide behind her aunt. Seeing the cowardly look of the director, she will definitely be particularly afraid of his wife. 】

[Wan Yue is not in the forbidden party: I am here too, I am here too, although I am an amateur player and not that professional, but I especially like making all kinds of funny emoticons.

Once, my emoticon package earned nearly 1 yuan. It can be said that if the mountain is not high, there will be spirits if there are fairies, and if the water is not deep, there will be spirits if there are dragons.

I am the elite of the elite. I will start taking screenshots later, and I will connect the camera to the computer to take screenshots later. I will definitely capture all the photos of the director from top to bottom.

All of them are made into unique emoticons, which will make the director completely socially dead and let everyone know, which will also relieve your pressure.

Although you may be beaten up like this, it's not me who was beaten.

I like to watch it very much, come on, Ollie!Knead the director and let the director become No. 1 for riding a pig. After all, those who make the rules need to experience it first before they can realize what the real rules are. 】

[Wan Xinghe is not in the sky: You guys are completely ruined, you are almost on fire, didn't you see the director crying?It's like I killed a guinea pig this morning.

That little look...

I really laughed to death, hahaha... I admit it, I really like watching the director ride a pig. Although I have never seen a pig run, I have eaten pork. It should be very fun to watch the director ride a pig.

I hope that the director will score four goals. Although I don't want to score four goals before, I especially hope that the director will score four goals when he comes here.

After all, these are the rules set by the director, and one's own rules must be implemented by oneself in order to obtain real effects.

Only in the future can I make a better plan, and I am really looking forward to the next show, archery. I guess the director has secretly poked all the guests so that they return without gaining anything. 】

……

The audience is a group of salted fish eating melons, fearing that the world will not be chaotic, and even think that the more chaotic the better, anyway they are dancing on the barrage, wanting to see the director riding a pig.

Mingyue and Li Zhan are also ready to let the director help them up. The director has exhausted a lot of energy before, and now he has no energy to struggle.

The two of them grabbed one of the director's feet and one hand, straddled like this, directly let the director ride the pig, and after helping the director to ride the pig, they gradually let go of their hands.

The director looked bewildered, looked left and right, and began to wave the hand he was not holding.

Why is there no support?
Why is there no support?
People were almost frightened to death, and their feet began to clamp the pig's belly tightly, and they dared not move.

But he didn't expect that one of his feet was injured, and the other good foot was wrapped around his stomach, and this injured foot could not use any force, it felt as if it was broken.

The strength of the two sides was different, and one staggered from the pig without paying attention and fell into the mud again.

This time, he was not as lucky as before. He was able to get up in time. This time, he was really upside down, and fell directly into the mud, with his head facing down.

Mingyue felt a headache even looking at it from the side. She probably had to knock to the bottom, but luckily the mud is still relatively soft, so the knock should not be too severe.

Just now no one dared to go up to help him, but this time he couldn't help him. The fall this time was too severe. If he didn't help the director, he would probably choke inside, and it would be difficult to act after he choked.

(End of this chapter)