Dress up as a male lead, fuck me and win

Chen Jia started laughing haha ​​while others were talking about it, his stomach hurt from laughing, and he just let go and sat in the mud puddle, covering his stomach and laughing, patting the mud while laughing.

This girl has no image at all.

That look of wanting to roll in the ground made my eyes hurt when I looked at the bright moon, but this time I really let go.

This usually has such a deep hatred for the uncle. It is conceivable that the uncle and the niece usually hate each other. This one is also related to the ancestral hall, which is also six.

When the director was about to keep screaming, could Mingyue and Li Zhan give the director this chance, step forward and hold the director's arms firmly with both hands as before, wanting to continue to help the director on the pig.

Let the pig take the director away. After all, he hasn't succeeded just now. He must let the director taste what his rules are like, so that he can have a long memory and it will be better later.

The director laughed angrily when he saw that they still didn't want to let go.

But there is no way, seeing that the heat of such quarrels is very high now, for the sake of small money, he endured it, and he endured it in his heart, but on the surface you still started to curse.

"Don't come here! Don't come here! I'm going to call the police, you bastards, you gangsters, what are you doing, what are you doing, what do you want to do?"

"Oh my god, it's unreasonable today. Come on someone, these two dead hooligans want to help me up, help me ride a pig, how can there be such two people?"

"These two still want to become movie queens, and this one still wants to become a martial arts star. Oh, no, this person hasn't become a movie queen yet, but this person here has become a martial arts star."

"Oh my god, how can there be such a person? Let me quickly help me to see the true colors of these two people, and quickly take a screenshot of this, otherwise I will make a fool of myself, and these two must also make a fool of myself. Let us spread the word together Internet, I don’t want to die socially alone.”

The director's pig-killing scene really made everyone laugh, and some staff even rolled on the ground laughing. Of course, this is also for the effect of the show, so it will be better.

The other people rolled on the ground when they saw it, and the one who rolled the most was the wronged doctor, who laughed and shouted at the same time.

"Hurry up, hurry up, that's what I want to do, I like this big wronged person to become like this, hurry up and bully this injured little daughter-in-law."

"How do you say Ruhua's words, don't feel sorry for me as a delicate flower, hurry up and rub me, the same is true, don't feel sorry for this stinky director as a delicate flower, you must rub him hard."

"Let him sit on a pig, let him be led away by the pig, and then it's better to score four goals and let the pig drag him away. Only then can he avenge my hatred of studying medicine."

"Persuading people to study medicine is like a thunderbolt. It's not bad for him to be dragged by a pig like this. He can realize my perfect dream."

Mingyue laughed so hard that she almost lost all strength in her hands, but she still held onto the director firmly.

With one hand and one leg, the two quickly put the director on it as if they were pulling a child. As for the pig, it still remained obedient.

Mingyue used her mental power to guide the pig to move forward, and the pig was also very obedient, and started to move forward step by step.

In this way, Mingyue and Li Zhan supported the director to move forward, and the pig walked very smoothly, walking and walking, walking and walking.

When this strange scene was actually achieved, it really shocked everyone. The director's forced young wife's appearance was even more funny, not to mention that Ming Yue and Li Zhan laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt. The soft appearance forms a strange picture.

[Damn it: Hahahaha..., this time I really want to laugh like a pig, this is too funny, this is simply the most explosive love love ever seen on a reality show.

It's so funny, it's more funny than any jokes, and the director's movie looks like a rogue, who is the rogue, this is simply a role reversal.

Are the guests letting themselves go?It's too serious to let go of yourself!It's really funny. .

It feels like the image of the director is completely shattered this time. He was a very serious director, but now he is cursing like a shrew in the street. He really looks like a shrew in the village.

No, no, I'll show it to my grandma after a while, and let my grandma see if it's really a shrew's swearing, especially the sentence of "dead hooligan", which really swears with soul. 】

[A day of desperately typing: I think the director played the car rollover this time. Originally, as the highest rule-maker, he could play comfortably, but this time the car rollover was too much, and the guests grabbed him to do it together.

The director's appearance is too shameless, obviously he made the rules himself, and now he is screaming here like a butcher, not a man at all.

And the look that I'm not the only one making a fool of myself, asking everyone to quickly take screenshots, and take screenshots of their appearances, is really funny, and it's completely let go.

There is also the way the staff on the shore laughed and rolled on the ground, which is really funny.

And that unjust doctor, what is Ruhua? Don't take pity on me as a delicate flower. You want to rub me hard. My God, I almost couldn't help but vomit.

Hahahaha..., it's so funny, I love it, I love it, it's a worthwhile trip.

No wonder the Chinese teacher in my university is still sitting on the podium and letting us study this class. I suspect she is also watching this show. Whenever we laugh, he also laughs, and then we have a tacit understanding. You look at me, I am Look at you, then look down again. 】

【My life is over: Am I the only one who thinks the last scene is really special?In a three-person group, the director sat on the pig, and Mingyue and Li Zhan held hands with each other and feet with the other.

The two directly put the director up, and the director struggled desperately, but couldn't, so he could only start crying that I want to call the police, I look like a good wife.

Oops, it's really weird, fuck it!The director is 40 this year, a middle-aged man has become this, my God, what happened?

Is it forced by life?Oh, my god, it really refreshed my world view, but it's also very good, it's very funny, I'm determined to give Amway to other people, I love it, I love it. 】

……

How could Chen Jia let it go, she was dragged away by a pig just now.Does uncle want to escape so easily?It was absolutely impossible, so he shouted:

"Sister Mingyue, brother Li Zhan, let go of you two, don't help to walk, it's not funny to walk like this, let uncle carry the pig's head and walk by himself."

"And why is the pig so obedient, run, run, ran so smoothly just now, why is it timid now? It should run like it was on the shore just now."

"Uncle hugged the pig's neck and screamed all the time. This is fun. Let's do it, let's do it, let's get up. What's the dullness of the day, let's get up, let go, let go."

Confused, he ran over immediately and looked at Mingyue and Li Zhan with bright eyes. Mingyue and Li Zhan hesitated for a while, and also showed a particularly wretched smile.

Seeing this scene, the director had a bad feeling in his heart. Sure enough, Mingyue and Li Zhan let go quickly at the next moment. The director was frightened half to death with these hands, but he didn't dare to do the same thing as before. Straight.

Holding the pig's neck tightly with both hands, I really couldn't control my mouth this time, and started cursing.

"Chen Jia, you doggy niece, you can treat me like this. Don't you know that my leg is injured? You still treat me like this?"

"Fortunately, this pig is good enough, otherwise I would really be thrown to the ground. If you want revenge, let's see what occasion this is. This is a live broadcast! This is a live broadcast!!"

"Even if you want to see my jokes, you can't see them that way, how many people are watching my jokes, save me quickly, save me quickly."

Mingyue also secretly released the pig's mental suppression, and did not continue to control it, letting the pig run around by itself. After all, such a smooth teasing is not fun at all, it is better for the director to have a long memory.

Let him know what is the style of riding a pig.

As soon as Mingyue let go, the pig started to have fun too. It was scared to death before, but now it let go all of a sudden, its eyes were wide open, and it didn't feel the breath when looking left and right, and then it immediately let go of itself .

Before I stood up, I felt something was wrong with my whole body, but now I can let go, so why not run hard?
So everyone saw the director being led by a pig, running left and right, running around, and running around in the mud pit.

It looked like a monkey running around, but the director was really scared this time, and kept coming.

"what!"

"what!"

"what!"

……

With that appearance, he yelled and cursed at the same time, and said harsh words.

"Chen Jia, just wait for me! You, niece, just wait for me and see how I deal with you when I go back."

"Help, this pig is really crazy, this pig is really crazy, come and save me quickly, the villagers above, come and help me quickly, come and help me quickly, this pig is really crazy, I'm really going to get hurt, come on! Come on! Come on!!"

The villagers were so frightened that they couldn't straighten up, they were rolling on the ground, how could they have the strength to rescue the director?

The director could only continue to hold the pig tightly, and didn't dare to yell loudly this time, because the yelling just now made the pig's ears noisy, and the pig ran even harder, and started to scurry around even more.

Chen Jia was still laughing non-stop, while laughing and firing.

"Uncle, don't keep barking. The pigs are scared by you. Let go of your hand quickly. Just like just now, if you let go, you will fall at most."

"If you continue to run, it will prolong the pain. If you fall this time, we will not tease you, and we will definitely send you up. Let you experience the experience, let go quickly, let go quickly."

"It's enough to fall at most, and it's enough to make a fool of yourself. We won't let you continue to make a fool of yourself so much. Hurry up, don't do that."

"Come down quickly, our game will continue, won't you delay our lunch time?"

Chen Jia's words are so light, how can the director believe it? This ghost niece is even more deceitful. If she says she doesn't love herself, she really doesn't love herself.

But it's not a problem for me to be on a pig. I'll be thrown off sooner or later. It's better to fall off now. The director was so cruel that he let go and fell off the pig.

With a bang, he continued to fall into the mud pit again. In addition to the previous two times, this time it was the third time he fell into the mud pit. He scored three goals by himself.

[Today is also a rainy day: Hahaha..., this group is wicked enough, seeing what the director is like, I felt very sorry for the guests.

Now I feel that I should pity the director, the director is simply too pitiful, and the most hateful thing is the eldest niece, the appearance of the eldest niece, the appearance of the uncle who deserves to be thrown out, is really funny.

Confirmed, this is definitely a relative with a blood relationship. Does a relative without a blood relationship dare to laugh like this? 】

[Today is also sunny: Yes, yes, that pig seemed to be very obedient. Before Mingyue and Li Zhan called the director up, they stood there obediently.

As a result, after the pig left, the two people let go of their hands, and then the pig began to completely let itself go, and began to run around.

However, the director's balance is quite good this time, he didn't just throw it off like before, instead he ran for a long time. It seems that the director's waist-to-hip ratio is really well-deserved.

This balance, I love it, if only I had such a balance of interests.

But the eldest niece is still a bit too much, the eldest niece directly let the uncle let go and fall.

What did you say just now, scored four goals, wow, this is too backward, and now that the director fell twice before, the director came alone and scored three goals.

This is more exciting than the so-called four goals, it's the so-called ostentation, but Director Sao's show is too powerful. 】

[Today is also my God: Hahahaha..., I like this kind of play, and the pig seems to be really crazy, the way the pig runs, I always feel stimulated, as if it was scared by something Arrived the same.

And the villagers above were also rolling on the ground from laughing, their stomach hurts and they couldn't get up at all, one can imagine how much their stomach hurts from laughing, even now I have a stomachache from laughing on the bed.

I was giggling on the couch all the time, my mom thought I was going crazy, and slapped me into the room, let me laugh by myself, don't disturb them watching TV.

As a result, I was squawking again in the room. My mother knocked on the door just now, saying what the hell are you laughing at? Is this a disease of laughter?

But I don't think I really have a laughing disease, it's really that this is too funny, really, this year's phenomenon-level variety show should be like this. 】

……

The director really messed up this time. After the fall, he had experience before, so he just closed his mouth and eyes, and after the hand fell.

Immediately, he straightened up with his hands and helped himself up. He didn't need other people at all, and he got himself up.

It can only be said that the cushioning force of the mud pit is really good. Although the foot hurts, it is not as severe as the pain, and the scope of the pain is the same as before.It didn't increase much.

Just like what the wronged doctor said, the injury will not be too serious. After all, there is muddy water inside, and there is still a certain buffer force.

Mingyue is also ready to stop, and is not going to do it anymore. If it goes on, it won't be fun.

He ran up very attentively and helped the director up again. The way Mingyue and Li Zhan looked on left and right scared the director half to death. He thought that these two people would come again, but he really had a look of horror on his face.

"I know I'm wrong, I know I'm wrong, what are you doing, do you still want to come? No, no, no, I really can't take it anymore, look at me just now."

I have fallen into the mud pit three times, will you still let me go?Which one of you has fallen into the mud pit three times, I have made up for all of you, let me go, let me go. "

"I really can't do it anymore, I will definitely ease the difficulty for you later, I will definitely give you a big meal at noon, and I will definitely make you full, and I will definitely not let you have breakfast until three o'clock in the afternoon like yesterday. "

"I promise, I promise, I promise it will be like this, please let me go, please let me go, and the people above, come quickly, come quickly, help me up, help me up."

"I really can't take it anymore. My feet really hurt, and there's that big injustice. Come here quickly. I paid you. Come here quickly and help me bandage it up."

How can a swollen doctor do it? He immediately dismantled the stage and said confidently:

"How is it possible? Then you and I participated in the deployment before, and the buffer rate is still good. No matter how hard you fall, you can't fall on your leg. The leg itself is swollen like that, and there is no problem if it swells a little more."

"You can't fall anywhere, not to mention that the mud is so soft, okay, okay, I'm here to save you, it's really a lot of things, isn't it just being thrown casually, and you're so coquettish. "

"An old man, a sissy, I really don't know how your siblings like you, you are simply stepping on the luck of the gods."

As soon as the staff heard what these two people meant, they knew that the farce should stop, and they didn't dare to show it badly. They all got up clutching their stomachs, and came to help the director up.

Mingyue and Li Zhan were not going to do it anymore, they helped the director to the side of the mud pit, and let the staff help the director up who was covered in mud.

As soon as the director went up, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief. As for what he just said, he didn't know anything.

For him, everything is nonsense without signing a contract, so he doesn't know, he doesn't know, he doesn't know.

"You help me into the tent, I'm going to wash up."

After the director finished speaking, he immediately shook his head.

"No! Help me back, I'm going to wash up, this body of mud, it's like how I can host a show, you go on, you go on."

"Then you catch the fish in the mud pit, just like the rules I just had, I have suffered so much, don't you follow the rules?"

"Okay, okay, continue, let's continue the game and start the game again."

Turning to look at the assistant next to him, he asked:
"What time is it? What time is it?"

The assistant looks at his watch.

"It's 10:20 now."

When the director saw 10:20, he immediately started yelling.

"It's 10:20, it's 10:20, there's still one hour and 10 minutes, and one hour and 10 minutes to catch fish. You should be able to catch a lot. I'll go back first. Hurry up, don't be lazy, or you will catch fish at noon." Just wait and drink the northwest wind."

The director's look of turning his face and ignoring others is in stark contrast to what he said just now in the mud pit below. That's not what he said just now. What did he promise just now?
What I promised just now is that it will not be so difficult. What I promised just now is that I will have a good meal at noon. What I promised just now is that I will definitely play games in the future. It will never be like this. Why did it change as soon as I went up? Same.

The eight guests knew what the director was thinking, and they didn't believe the director's meaning at all, but the audience exploded.

The audience felt sorry for the director before, so it's too pitiful to be teased by the guests. The guests are too much.

As a result, the director turned his face and refused to recognize anyone as soon as he came up. He clearly promised these things, and now he is like a scumbag who lifted his pants and walked away.

As soon as they got a support point, they immediately turned their faces and refused to recognize anyone. The audience, who had some opinions, immediately turned their hatred on the director again and started cursing.

[I'm codewording: Damn, my director is simply too cheap, obviously just promised to be so good, what kind of food, what kind of game, what kind of difficulty, all provide the best treatment.

Why did he change his tone as soon as he went up, like a scumbag who lifted his pants and left without mercy? This is too ruthless, even more than those scumbags.

Other scumbags have a period of time to buffer, this one went straight up, and his face changed in less than a second, the way he ran, really made people itch.

I felt sorry for the director just now, but there is no need to feel sorry for this ghost director. Guests, hurry up and catch that director back to the mud pit, let him learn a lesson with all his strength. 】

[I'm editing: my fault, my fault, I also thought the director had corrected the mistake, but I didn't expect the director to still look like this.

Damn, this director deserves to be rubbed. It seems that the next show will be even more exciting, so I look forward to it.

Although the director scolds like this, I still look forward to the director's various coquettish operations. After all, such coquettish operations are simply too funny.

Let's just change the name of this variety show to a funny variety show, which is also very good.

The people around me have all been amazed by me, and everyone is laughing all over the place.

It can only be said that the director has won a lot of money, such a large amount of attention will definitely make a lot of money, but the guests are also miserable, especially Chen Jia.

This is not a dime. As for the money from the aunt, it is obviously the pocket money that the aunt gave us, Miss Chen Jia, so how can it be considered a reward?
Director, this is too cheating, too stingy, I will firmly complain to the director. 】

[I'm cultivating immortality: I'm still a simple child, this time I finally know what it means to be double-decker.

It turns out that the director is this kind of duplicitous person. He made a good promise just now, but he turned his face when he went up.

No wonder Miss Chen Jia was so excited and wanted to rub the director just now. This is because she knew the director's nature to rub like this, and she seized the opportunity to rub hard.

Sure enough, we audiences are too naive, we believe what the director promises.

So, I can't be so simple and honest, I want to become treacherous and cunning, the director is too much, I want to complain, I want to add strength to the army of complaints. 】

……

The director ran faster than a rabbit, and he didn't care what he was scolding the audience later on. If the guests still came to this scene, he had no choice but to cooperate.

Although this will increase the heat, he still doesn't want to do this. It's too hard. It's good that the guests can create their own laughs. Anyway, he also went in just now, so this time he slipped away first.

Anyway, there were guests on the scene, and all the previous procedures were done, and the staff knew it.

Mingyue and the others watched the director run over helplessly, but they couldn't stop them. They all sighed and started catching pigs and riding pigs again.

But this time, Bai Yun did not let the pigs run away like before, but used his mental strength to calm the eight pigs, so that all the pigs calmed down, walked down slowly, and became gentle.

Of course, this is only a mild temper on the surface, but it is actually suppressed by Mingyue. If it is not suppressed, it is really impossible to eat at noon.

There is still one hour, four and 10 minutes. If you want to grab more, the time is still very tight.

This is when everyone finds their own pig, but suddenly finds that the pig has become very gentle and obedient, and there is no reaction when sitting on it.

"Don't be so scared. The pig seems to be a little more gentle. You see, I sat on the pig, but the pig didn't respond at all. You should not just hold the pig, but sit on it tentatively."

"We still have to catch fish for dinner at noon. Pigs are very gentle now, so don't be afraid."

Mingyue was afraid that this group would not dare to do it, so she was the first to sit on it, and even jumped up on purpose. The others were terrified when they saw this scene.

Especially the three people who were dragged by the pig, their eyes were straightened, but they could see that there was nothing wrong with it. Bai Yun took the initiative to demonstrate, picked up his own bucket, and fished a few carp into it.

He started to pat the pig's butt, and controlled the pig to go to the pond. Miraculously, the originally irritable pig was very gentle at the moment, and the others were dumbfounded seeing this scene.

Mingyue drove the pig to the pond very smoothly, and then climbed onto the ground.

Walked up, with a steady hand, and the pig was very obedient, waiting there directly, Mingyue took a few steps, and poured the fish in the bucket into the big water plastic bucket.

It was very smooth. Seeing this scene, other people really believed what Mingyue said that the pigs have become better now, and they started riding pigs one after another. Sure enough, like Mingyue, these pigs have become very gentle now, not like before. Same rush.

Now that the pigs are calm, everyone is really going to start working this time.

But this scene made the audience even more surprised. Even though the pigs were still running around just now, why did the director become obedient as soon as he left? Could it be that the director has something that triggers mania.

[This person is wrong: Hey, is it my conspiracy theory?I always feel that the director has something like a drug that triggers a pig riot, otherwise how could these pigs be so manic.

And since the director, these pigs have become very gentle. You can see how Miss Mingyue rides a pig, and there is nothing wrong with jumping a pig like that.

Although it was said that Miss Mingyue also rode a pig before, but the pig didn't move, but this time it was really gentle and strange.

If it weren't for my eyes being so good, I would have suspected that my eyes were wrong, and I changed a few more gentle pigs]

[There is something wrong with this chicken: I also think it's the director's fault,,, our pigs will not be as manic as the pigs just now, it's really a bit abnormal, I also think it's the director's fault.

Sure enough, the director was uneasy and kind, and specially made it difficult for the guests, but Mingyue and the others cracked this method this time.

Will the director be furious again? This time, he will definitely bleed the director, make the director proud, and make the director proud.

Hehehe, this time I can definitely have a big meal, if I cheat the director, I won't eat for nothing. 】

[There is something wrong with this duck: Why do I feel that Miss Mingyue has a problem again?Did you deliberately not train the pigs before?Do you still remember how Miss Mingyue forced back millions of snakes?

Miss Mingyue can force back snakes, which means that she can also force back pigs, isn't it the same reason?But Miss Mingyue didn't use this ability before, did she use it this time?

But it's a bit strange to be like this after the director left, I can't tell the difference, let's wait and see. 】

……

Compared to the other three groups, Chen Jia and Shui Bai were in a particularly miserable situation. After all, they didn't have basins or buckets, so they could only catch one fish each, and catch the fish next to them.

Driving the pigs to run up, one trip at a time.

And Mingyue's other people who have buckets and basins seem to be buying goods, especially Mingyue's fishing is accurate, and every time she scoops up more than half of the bucket, she goes up and pours it.

The staff were also wondering why all the pigs behaved after the director left, and the fish were caught so smoothly by the guests.

It is completely different from the high difficulty set by the previous director. Seeing how they ride the pig is very smooth.

Why was it so manic before, but now Zhuzhu is very obedient.

But this is a secret. Mingyue's secret is to wait for the director to be away and start stealing the house. If the director is here, it will be fine.

But the director also wants to do this, after all, it is impossible not to eat at noon.

So, amidst the busy work of Mingyue's eight guests, it was almost 12 o'clock.

Among them, the densely packed fish in Mingyue and Wang Rui's bucket looked scary, as if they had trypophobia.

Even the staff standing next to them were dumbfounded. What the director said before, the director said before that they couldn't catch them at all, and the fish didn't need to be counted at all.

Just watch the good show. Why is the pig so good this time and catch the fish so easily?
He really wanted to run over and tell the director, but considering the state of the director just now, he decided not to go.

When the director came over to take a look, the director sat there after taking a shower, dried his hair, and played with his mobile phone. At 11:50, he walked over slowly.

Walking over and looking into the distance, I thought that the barrel was still empty, and at most I could fill it with some tap water, but I didn't expect there to be so many fish in the barrel.

How can there be fish in the fish bucket?Did these people catch the fish?And even if the fish were caught, how could there be so many of them?

The director walked quickly, came over to take a look, and saw that all the buckets were big buckets of carp poured up.

My brain is almost in a daze, what is going on, how is it possible, it is impossible at all, how can it be possible to ride a pig to catch fish.

When I designed this content myself, I wanted no one to catch fish.

Almost subconsciously, he ran up quickly, and said aggressively: "You cheated, you cheated, how could you do this, I was tortured like that by you, how could you not abide by the rules, all your grades will be invalidated."

The director was so angry that he was about to jump up, how could he not be angry!
This is the content of the game that he finally thought of. As for lunch, there are other arrangements.

How can the audience eat dry food? They all started to laugh.

[I'm just eating: yo, yo, the director really can't afford to lose, this is because he wants the guests to leave empty-handed and play another game.

We're going to catch fish. Sure enough, it's good that the pigs are good. We catch fish. We catch a lot of fish to piss you off. 】

[I'm just reducing the income: Actually, I don't blame the director for saying this. According to the appearance of the previous few pigs, the guests will not be allowed to catch fish at all.

That's why the director thinks this way, if the director is here, his jaw will definitely drop, but the director said cheating when he came back, it's really a bit bad, although we may also be like this, but we are not there now, so we don't admit it .

Before, we were also surprised why the pig was so good. Now it’s good to surprise the director, but the director is still a bit stupid, and the staff are not stupid. How could these people cheat? 】

[I'm flying with Tianying: That's right, I've already imagined the situation where the director will slap the face later, and the face will definitely be slapped.

So you have to know the truth before you can speak. Before you know the truth, you will be slapped in the face for talking nonsense. 】

……

The assistant next to him said something sneakily.

"Director, this is what we saw. The guests didn't cheat. Since you left just now, these white pigs have become very obedient, willing to work hard and bring the guests up."

"That's why there are so many fish in the bucket, there really is no cheating! All of us can attest to that.

The director looked at the assistant in surprise, and saw that the assistant nodded vigorously, a little in disbelief, then looked at the other staff, and saw that the other staff also nodded.

He immediately ran back to the cameraman, opened the previous record, and started to preview quickly.

In the end, I didn't expect that since he left, the pig has really become obedient, and it is very obedient, and it can do whatever it wants.

Obviously, the pig was very crazy before, just like the pig that was pulling me before, the scurrying and lively appearance did not seem to be obedient at all, why did it become obedient as soon as I left?
This is simply weird, but I have said it all, it is to be exchanged for one yuan per catty.

The director looked at the densely packed fish in Mingyue and Wang Rui's vat, and felt a little dizzy. There are so many fish, not to mention anything else, at least five or six hundred catties. Could it be possible to give them five or six hundred for food, so that they can eat later? A few days to enjoy?

impossible!impossible!Absolutely not like this, we must find loopholes.

The director suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and quickly ran back into the tent, looked at the unprinted price list, and laughed.

Immediately start to change, immediately start to reprint, so what's so scary about having too many fish?Are the rules still in my hands?I said 500 yuan to buy a piece of bread, do you have any opinions?

There is no opinion, so I am still the best.

The director cocked his tail triumphantly.

Why did you cheat me so much just now, and didn't follow the rules? If you had followed the rules, I wouldn't have gone too far and showed no mercy.

Mingyue didn't know this yet, the director started to play tricks again, and kept fishing, constantly catching fish.

Wait until the staff starts counting down.

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Taking advantage of the last number, Mingyue mentioned it again, and poured a lot of fish into it.look
Swimming in a bucket full of fish.Mingyue nodded in satisfaction.I am very satisfied with the results of my labor, but not a single fish is dead, they are all alive and kicking.

Although the director said it was unreliable, all the backup work that should be prepared was prepared, and all the weighing machines were there.

When the countdown was over, all the staff got busy, pouring all the fish into a basket, and letting the fish go.Hey, all poles.Three or four people carried it together, lifted the fish directly, and weighed it.

The first ones were Shui Bai and Chen Jia, who were the hardest of the four teams.

After all, the two of them have no bucket or basin, so they can only hold the fish with their hands and throw the fish into it.

But now their upper body clothes are all stuffed inside, and they can't use clothes to hold them, so they can only stuff them in their arms, hold two or three fish in their arms, and throw them into the bucket.

Running around, I don't know how many times I have run, it can be said to be extremely hard, the two of them are now paralyzed on the ground, and they don't care at all.

"Chen Jia's water cypress team, 150 catties of fish."

Chen Jia was very satisfied when she heard 150. After all, the two of them didn't have buckets or basins, so they just poured by hand.

There were 150 catties of fish, which was the result of their hard work, so they were very satisfied, and raised their hands and shouted with confidence.

"yeah!"

Although Shui Bai didn't make any movements, there was still a smile on the corner of his mouth.

The next one is Yu Lingxin and Wang Leping. They only have one pot, but these two people are not as hardworking as Shui Bai and Chen Jia, so the weight of the two teams should be about the same. This is based on the fact that they have pots. .

Sure enough, as Mingyue expected, after the weighing, the staff reported the same answer.

"Yu Lingxin and Wang Leping's group, 150 catties of fish."

Then there is Li Zhan and Lu Bingyan. When weighing the weight, the staff deliberately weighed it from light to heavy, because the suspense will be greater. This is also the result of the director's previous explanation just in case.

The two of them were also extremely nervous, watching the staff pouring the fish non-stop, not daring to blink for fear of missing a fish.

Chen Jia got up with a bang.

"Sister Bingyan, tell me how many catties of fish you have! I think you should have at least four hundred catties."

Lu Bingyan thought for a moment, then nodded a little uncertainly when she thought of her situation just now.

"It should be. It should be about four hundred catties. If there is more, there will be nothing."

Li Zhan was full of confidence.

"I think it should be 450 catties. Although the two of us are not as good as the little girl Mingyue, I am not bad."

"Miss Mingyue can carry three buckets and I can carry two buckets. Bingyan, your speed should be about the same as Wang Rui's. It should weigh 450 catties."

For such a situation to suddenly q to herself, Mingyue refused, this is not something to be proud of, okay!
Since these people are guessing, Mingyue also interjects.

"I think it should be 450 kilograms. Even if it is not this, it should be more. The range of the show group should be within [-], and the specific number will not be reported, but there will always be more than less. "

Yu Lingxin also interjected.

"I think it should be 150 catties. The fish in your bucket is much more than ours. Mine is 300 catties and yours is at least [-] catties. It looks like the numbers are different."

Yu Lingxin said five hundred catties on purpose. After all, more guesses are interesting. Mingyue saved her before, which made her feel very complicated at this time. She didn't have the heart to target Mingyue. She just wanted to end it quickly , and didn't deliberately confront Mingyue.

These few people were guessing how many catties of fish there were, and the audience was also talking about how many fish there were.

[You live by the sea: I think it should be 450 catties. After all, these two people have worked very hard, and the buckets of fish are really amazing.

They didn't stop for a moment, and the physical strength of the two of them was still quite good. They didn't relax at all, and they kept carrying fish there all the time.

No wonder Lu Bingyan went to the Colosseum before, her physical strength is good enough, except for Mingyue, she is second to none among the female stars. 】

[My family lives by the sea: No, I think four hundred catties is enough. That bucket of fish doesn’t seem to be that much, after all, there is still water in it, and there are gaps between the fish and so on.

It should be four hundred catties, four hundred catties is enough, and 400 yuan is enough for a meal at noon, and we can improve the food later. 】

[His family also lives by the sea: I think it should be five hundred catties. With so many fish piled up together, it should be five hundred catties.

Although this bucket is not big, it is full of piles. You can see that the fish is almost overflowing, right?

Although there are not as many as Mingyue and Wang Rui, there are still quite a lot, so let's say about fifty catties less, I agree to buy five hundred catties and leave the hand. 】

……

Li Zhan and Lu Bingyan had a lot of fish, so the staff weighed it twice, calculated it, and it exploded in the eyes of everyone.

"Li Zhan and Lu Bingyan's team, 450 catties of fish."

Lu Bingyan didn't expect that there were really 450 catties of fish, so she was so happy that she patted Li Zhan next to her with her hand.

With a smile, he said:
"Brother Li Zhan, you are the best. You guessed it so easily. I didn't expect there to be so many. 450 catties of fish is 450 yuan. It seems that we can have a good meal at noon."

Li Zhan also laughed heartily when he heard that.

"Yes, yes, I can finally have a good meal. I hope that the director, as a person, can choose more menus for us, or else he will really let us down after a busy morning."

Chen Jia didn't take it seriously, and sneaked a look at the tent over there, and said in a low voice:
"I think my uncle is still doing some messy things there. My uncle just doesn't like us, and he probably is messing with us again. We'd better be careful. After all, uncle said that one yuan can be exchanged for one catty."

"But it didn't say what exactly one dollar can buy. Maybe my uncle's 50 yuan can buy a piece of bread."

The more Chen Jia spoke, the more annoyed she became, and she swallowed, feeling a little scared all of a sudden.

Glancing.

"You say, you say, you say my uncle won't be like this?"

Everyone was shocked by Chen Jia's proposal. Chen Jia's proposal was very bold, but judging by the director's appearance, it was not impossible.