Dress up as a male lead, fuck me and win

Mingyue suddenly thought of the director sneaking to the tent just now.

Mingming said they cheated when he came, but after the assistant said it, he watched the video and confirmed that they didn't cheat, but he didn't show any disappointment.

Instead, he ran into the tent with great interest, and he was not angry at first glance. After all, his variety show is just to make everyone not get the laughs that are unique to him.

Maybe it is really like what Chen Jia said, to modify the exchange standard, after all, it is very possible with the director's temperament.

Maybe you could buy a lollipop for 50 yuan before, but now you can only buy a lollipop for [-] yuan, which directly increases the price by [-] times.

This is also possible, after all, the standards are set by the director, and they have not set them. The director can set the standards as he wants. After all, this is in a variety show, and it is not reality.

Thinking of this, my heart skipped a beat.

He hesitated and said: "You said that the director ran in excitedly just now. Could it be to revise the standard? After all, we caught so many fish before, and he was very suspicious, thinking that we cheated."

"I went to watch the video replay on purpose. Now I ran in excitedly but didn't get angry. This is really strange, not to mention that he is still a person who holds grudges. We made him like that just now. He doesn't hold grudges." Strange."

As soon as Mingyue brought up this point of view, the others felt even more uneasy. They felt that what Mingyue said was very reasonable. After all, the director was such a stingy person in the past. If the director suddenly became arrogant, they would be suspicious.

"I think what sister Mingyue said is very correct. My uncle is that kind of person. If this is true, we will be miserable. Isn't it a waste of effort to catch fish just now? I hope my uncle will not go too far." .”

"If this is changed to 200 yuan for a lollipop, I will really be pissed off. If I don't throw my uncle in and roll in the mud again, I won't be relieved."

Chen Jia spoke here, and the director who came out of the tent over there froze when he heard this.

He felt a little guilty, although he said it wasn't that much, but it wasn't much better. As for the previous standard completely changed, he thought they couldn't catch fish, but now they can catch fish. Of course, no one has to change. , otherwise what will you play in the next few days?

And he does this for the sake of the fun of the game, and for the sake of everyone's popularity. If there is no funny point, will anyone watch it?
Moreover, this variety show is broadcast live for seven consecutive days. If there are not many conflicting audiences, they don't want to watch this.

Of course, the director also understood in his heart that they were just talking like this, and they were not angry.

I do have some bad tastes, but showing it this way is also to improve the fun of the show, otherwise the audience wouldn't want to watch it.

Looking at the watch in my hand, 50 yuan for a loaf is okay, after all, at least 150 catties can buy three loaves.

A piece of bread is about the same as lunch, and the bread is quite solid. He has tasted it before, and there is no problem at all.

Here Mingyue and several people discussed it, and the staff over there also weighed the fish of Mingyue and Wang Rui's group.

"Mingyue and Wang Rui's team, a total of 550 catties of fish."

It's not surprising that Mingyue's group was able to catch so many other people. After seeing Mingyue's strength and running so hard, you will know that 550 catties of fish is just a trivial matter. What they care about is the director's exchange rate.

Li Zhan was about to turn his head and move his body, but he didn't expect to see the director who sneaked out from the tent over there.

As soon as I saw the sneaky look of the director, my heart skipped a beat. The director can't really go too far, can he?
Thinking so in my heart, I still waved my hand to let the director come over.

"Director, our results have all come out. Come quickly and get the exchange form. We're still waiting for lunch. We've been working all morning. You won't let us drink the northwest wind, will you?"

The director chuckled and could only tiptoe over in embarrassment.

Holding eight A4 papers in his hand, it is obvious that these eight A4 papers are the exchange ratio.

"Come on, come on, let's see how much you can exchange. The above standard was established before. It is definitely not a temporary decision by me. It is all based on your ability."

"It's definitely not something I made on the spur of the moment. You have to believe me. How can I be such a pure and kind person, how could I cheat you so much?"

The more it lacks, the more it tries to cover it up. The director himself didn't expect what nonsense he said. Doesn't it mean that he changed it temporarily?Basically, there is no silver 300 taels here.

The pants off fart thing.

The director didn't dare to distribute it by himself, so he quickly handed over the A4 paper in his hand to his assistant, and asked him to distribute it.

The assistant himself didn't want to take it. The director's behavior like this is definitely very tricky. What if he posted it himself and hurt Chi Yu?So he declined and pushed back.

"Director, as the biggest big shot, you still have to send things to the guests. How can a small character like me take on this big responsibility?"

The assistant pushed back with a face full of desire to survive, and after retreating, he touched his stomach very artificially, as if he was so hungry that his intestines were about to burst.

"I'm starving to death. Director, I'm going back to eat first. You can post here slowly. I'm going to prepare supplies later. I'll deliver the supplies to the guests later. Okay, I'm leaving, I'm leaving up"

After he finished speaking, Sa Yazi ran away. He didn't care what the director was doing here, and there was no way to find him for the blame. He didn't want to be beaten and retaliated.

As the director's first assistant, he has the qualifications to escape, but the second assistant is out of luck. The second assistant has not been with the director for more than 20 years like the first assistant Ding Peng.

At most, I've been with you for five or six years, and I don't dare to leave like Ding Peng. , Throwing this difficult problem to the director, he could only accept it tremblingly.

When I saw the price list above, I almost fainted.

My heart began to silently complain crazily.

Is the director crazy, is he crazy, is this a hobby of wanting to kill the guests, and then let himself bear the pain of the guests?
My God, the director is too much, how can there be such an excessive director?The assistant felt that the previous one should not be like this, it should be changed by the director just now.

I couldn't bear to look straight at the director's way of trying to cover up just now. When the director saw that someone had taken over the order, he immediately ran to the side, faster than a rabbit.

The assistant barely showed a smile that wanted to cry, but everyone thumped when seeing this smile.

Even the audience was a little flustered.

[I'm a cheater plus one: Oh my god, what did the director write?The assistant almost cried. This little assistant is too pitiful. Sure enough, the first assistant has privileged qualifications, and the old people have privileges.

Seeing that the first assistant Ding Peng ran faster than a rabbit, he didn't even care about the director, and then it was the second assistant's turn to do the job, and the second assistant didn't dare to refuse.

After the second assistant took over, the director himself ran away. It can be seen that the director knew how much he was going too far. He ran faster than a rabbit, and I couldn’t bear to look directly]

[I’m cheating plus two: It must be very cheating, but I want to see how bad it is. Is it 50 yuan for a lollipop, or 100 yuan for a bread, or 200 yuan? Money for a piece of bread or something?

Of course, I think I'm talking nonsense, and it's too much to say, but the director should be better, so I can only start praying.

I say this to increase your upper limit, so you won't be surprised later, but ordinary bread is only three or four yuan apiece.

At most, I can only mention 20 yuan. The least of them has 150 yuan. At least 150 yuan can buy seven loaves of bread. Seven loaves can be eaten by two people, and each person can eat three and a half loaves. Enough for one meal at noon.

Of course, I only counted one meal at noon, and there is no future for the future, let’s talk about it later, anyway, the director will not let the guests starve to death. 】

[I'm a cheat plus three: Upstairs, you are too funny, paying 200 yuan for a piece of bread, this is simply impossible, well, this is really too much.

Even if the director is so wicked, it is impossible to be so wicked, right?

Alright, alright, I won't say anymore, wait for the announcement, anyway, it's about to start posting. 】

……

When the second assistant was about to send tremblingly, his eyes turned to the third assistant, and his eyes lit up.

That's right, the first assistant can resign, but can't I resign myself?
Anyway, both the first assistant and the director have run away, and now I am the biggest person on the set, so I can just hand things over to the third assistant.

The second assistant silently gave himself a thumbs up, then turned back and pulled out the third assistant who was hiding behind the chair.

"Come, come, this is the task entrusted to you by the director. Hurry up and send this section of A4 paper to the guests, so that the guests can see how it is exchanged. The guests are waiting to exchange a lot of supplies. "

"I'm going to help Brother Ding move things. You are still young, and our two brothers will take care of you, so you can just give these to the guests, okay, okay, hurry up, I'll put it here first .”

After finishing speaking, without waiting for the third assistant's consent, he immediately ran away like the previous two people.

The third person ran away, so that everyone's heart sank. The third assistant watched this scene without tears, almost crying to death. The fourth assistant went shopping and was not here at all.

The fifth assistant, who is participating in the show right now, is Wang Leping. Wang Leping is the guest, how can the guest post it?
Isn't this fatal?

No, why can't guests post it?
The third assistant's eyes suddenly lit up, and he stood up very imposingly, took the A4 papers and saw what was on them, and almost threw the papers out.

At this moment, I finally know how dark the director is. My God, I finally know why the three people didn't dare to post it before. If they did, it wouldn't be the rhythm of being slaughtered.

The audience watched this scene of workplace bullying helplessly.

[Full Slugger: Look at you, I have seen the bullying process in the workplace, this is simply the scum of society.

You can see that the director threw things to the first assistant, and the first assistant Ding Peng, as an old man, left the stall and ran away.

After running away from the first one, the director bullied the second assistant. The second assistant had no choice but to pick it up. The second assistant shook his hands after seeing it, and bullied the third assistant. The third assistant wanted to cry even more after seeing it. no tears.

Seeing this menacing appearance, he might have to bully people again. This is not a program group, this is completely the ladder of bullying! 】

[Nanti Nanshan Nursing Home: Me too, I didn't expect to be able to see a program group in a live variety show, the bullying process from top to bottom, it's too miserable!It's too awful!This is the number of stages, let me count.

The director is the first assistant to the first assistant.

As the right-hand man, the first assistant has the right to refuse, but the director started to bully the second assistant again, which is the second step.

The second assistant has no choice but to continue, and then the second assistant bullies the third assistant. This is the third step.

Who is the third assistant going to bully this time?Is this a fourth step?

I didn't expect this kind of workplace bullying incidents in a program group with such a simple staff. 】

[My favorite for skipping grades: Oh, why are you so dawdling? What happened to the program group made my heart itch. I really want to see what is the most exaggerated exchange price on the a4 paper.

At most, it is only 30 yuan to exchange for a piece of bread. It is impossible to exchange 50 yuan for a piece of bread.

Really hurry up and show us, my world is very precious, it's really too much for you to rub like this, it makes my heart itch.

How could there be such a program group, and the director ran away. Sure enough, this program group is not the fault of the director alone, but also the fault of other staff members.

As the saying goes, if a family does not enter a family, this program group is all infected with the director's fault.

Oops, hurry up, I'm going to eat, my family is still waiting for me to eat, I'm afraid I won't go out to eat because I laugh at the dinner table, my mother will come in and beat me when she said something outside, hurry up Click it. 】

……

While looking forward to the bullying on the fourth step, the audience was very itchy to see the exchange form on the A4 paper.

The third assistant walked over with his head upright, and his target went straight to Wang Leping. The position was not too far away, so the third assistant soon reached Wang Leping.

"Wang Leping, the director hasn't fired you yet, so you are still the director's fifth assistant. As the director's fifth assistant, you have the responsibility to contribute to the program team, so this important task is entrusted to you."

"Come on, we are all behind you."

After speaking, the third assistant quickly threw the paper in his hand to Wang Leping. He didn't even know that Wang Leping didn't pick it up. He turned around and ran towards the place where the three people ran in front. The speed and appearance seemed to be running for his life. No one escaped so fast.