Dress up as a male lead, fuck me and win

Under the leadership of the staff, everyone gathered in another square. Eight tables were arranged on this square, and there were eight very old bows and arrows on the tables.

It looks like the bow and arrow used by ancient soldiers when they fought in battle, it is very old.

This time the director was also sitting next to him, watching leisurely, and when everyone had arrived, he began to explain the content of the task.

"Your task this time is to shoot the birds in the sky with the swords in your hands. Of course, the birds are artificially bred birds, not wild ones. You have special and qualified breeding experience. You don't have to worry about the danger of being imprisoned at any time. .”

The director also made a joke this time, and at the same time specifically explained to the audience where these birds came from.

"Of course, these birds have also experienced it. A little training will not be so easy for you to shoot. Of course, under this premise, you must have the basics of archery. If you don't have the basics of archery, I can't do anything."

"Look at your table. Everyone on your table has ten arrows. You only have ten chances to shoot one. I will reward you with a luxurious meal."

The luxurious meal that came out of the director's mouth made everyone present silent and looked at each other in disbelief.

The director didn't even look at the sky when he saw this gaze, but he still explained the same thing.

"This luxury set meal is not for you. Basically, there is nothing. Each person has a piece of rice, which is the kind of rice that is usually packed in a normal plastic box."

"Finally, the type of dishes will be determined according to the ranking of the design. I have prepared a total of four dishes: braised pork trotters, fish with chopped peppers, fried celery with peppers, and a small cabbage. The portion of the four dishes is enough."

"The ones that can be shot will be the first ones, sorted in order of the number of shots, the more shots you have, the more likely you will choose the first one, and the fewer shots, you will only get a cabbage in the end. "

When the director finished speaking, the others were still in a daze, especially the eight guests.

Mingyue widened her eyes in disbelief and asked:
"Director! Are you sure you're not talking in your sleep? Are you sure you're telling the truth? Really give us four dishes? Instead of drawing big cakes here?"

Lu Bingyan continued to speak, and continued to ask.

"That's right, director, you can't be so foolish and give us another big screen. Look at what you mean in the morning. You gave us such a high price list for such a difficult program in the morning. You are really kind." Awesome!"

Chen Jia was angry at the thought of the bread in the morning, originally.He wanted to save money for his family, and it would be better if he could earn more, so that he would not starve to death in the next few days, but this poor uncle actually gave him three bags of bread.

The three bags of bread in the morning have already been eaten up, and I am a solar family again, so I can't save it at all. After all, I have consumed so much energy in the morning, so I naturally have to make up more things to supplement the energy gap.

Otherwise, Chen Jia would feel that she would starve to death.

"Uncle! Do you want to be conscientious? Show us what's going on, or we'll go on strike. Think about how many days you've been starving us. You didn't eat well yesterday and today."

"We signed a contract with you and came to participate in the show. We didn't know that we came to sign the contract of sale, not to start a slave revolution with you. If you dare to tease us again, we will be really angry."

Yu Lingxin followed behind and gave a knowing blow.

"Even if we want to keep fit, it's not the way to keep it. Look at what we have done all day long and what to eat. We are starving to death at noon today. We only have three bags of bread. You What are we going to do? Want us to starve to death?"

The women are chattering here, and the men might as well be more promiscuous.

Wang Leping followed immediately.

"That's right, the director has gone too far. If you don't show something, we'll go on strike."

Wang Rui and Li Zhan nodded in agreement.

Qiqi said yes.

Shui Bai also endured a lot of hard work, it's really because this director is too cheating.

"Yes, that's it."

The director almost wanted to raise his forehead. It wasn't enough to tease himself this morning, and he is still accusing me here, can he have a conscience, bully me like that in the morning, and not allow me to get back in the morning.

But the director thinks that what he has done in the past few days is indeed a bit too much. Let everyone eat normally, even if the food is not particularly good. If it causes stomach problems, I am not a coquettish yet.

I'm afraid that everyone will crawl over and beat me.

So very resolutely pointed at the sky with the middle three fingers.

"I swear here that you will be full every morning, noon and night, and you will not be deducted from your ingredients. Is this alright?"

"This is very firm, all right, all right, the game has started, hurry up and hurry up."

"Each of you go try your own bows and arrows first, get used to it first, start together later, and release a bird together later, eight of you shoot at each other, whoever gets the shot will score one point, and whoever doesn't shoot will get one point. Zero points at the end, and rock-paper-scissors in the end.”

The director announced all the rules very calmly, which made him feel uncomfortable again.The guests were a little silent. Do you think this is embarrassing others? Are you embarrassing others? Although the ultimate goal this time is to have ready-made meals.

But what happened to eight people shooting together? Isn't this eight cannon fodder?

Co-authoring the last rock-knife-paper-scissors is the real topic.

Want to cover up.

[It's time for me to change my luck in [-]: I think the director searched more this time. Although the final food is there, that's for sure, but isn't this game process too child's play, using ancient bows and arrows to shoot the sky in the bird.

This is completely a foreplay action. The real intense thing should be the rock-paper-scissors behind. I don’t expect to shoot arrows in the front at all, because almost no one in the front can hit it. Even if someone shoots it, it’s just pretending force.

What is really fair is the rock-paper-scissors behind it. 】

[It's time for me to change my luck in [-]: I also feel that I have no interest in the front design, but I am very interested in the rock-paper-scissors behind, although I think things like rock-paper-scissors are very naive.

But playing in the reality show is still very exciting. This is the time to really fight for luck, and luck is king. 】

[It's time for me to change my luck in [-]: Can I say that the director is still as unreliable as ever?Sure enough, as expected of a director, he can come up with any bad idea, and this time he even tried to cover it up. The real winner is rock-paper-scissors.

You also come to archery, are you here to be funny? 】

……

What can Mingyue and the others do, can't do anything, they can only walk over and take out the bow and arrow to test it out.

In fact, Mingyue is very familiar with this bow and arrow. Anyway, she has been in ancient times for so many years. It is not too bad to know how to bow and arrow.

But the original owner of this kind of thing doesn't know it, and I have no reason to do it. Archery is different from other things.

However, relying on his strong physical fitness, he can still beat the audience.

The guests first got to know each other for more than ten minutes, and everyone pulled away to give it a try.

The final result is~
Yu Lingxin, Chen Jia, Lu Bingyan, Shui Bai and Wang Leping were directly eliminated.

Because this is a heavy bow, it takes a hundred catties of strength to draw it.

Facing this ghost result, Yu Lingxin and the five of them were also drunk. Isn't this a real targeting of people?

It turned out that the director was also confused this time, and immediately turned to look at the villagers behind him.

"I asked you to look for bows and arrows for local use. You find me this kind of bow and arrow that can only be drawn with a hundred catties. Are you sure?"

The director almost started to growl.

But the villagers were very calm and didn't care about the director's yelling so loudly.

Said very honestly.

"This is our local heavy bow. The most characteristic of our locality is this kind of bow and arrow. Others are not our local characteristics. You said you want our local characteristics. Of course I will take this kind."

"I didn't know that you were using it for all the guests. I thought it was for Mingyue. After all, Mingyue is very strong. I thought you used this bow and arrow for her to balance the result. I didn't know that you gave each guest a bow and arrow. , Can you blame me? You didn't even ask yourself."

When it comes to the end, I feel a little wronged, secretly accusing the director of not being clear about it, but blaming him instead.

director:"……"

Blame me.

But is this something normal people can pull off?Our guests are all normal people, except Mingyue of course.

But what can man do now?The director was also a little helpless, he never expected such a big and heavy bow, even he couldn't draw it.

What's more, these guests, although the guests are very strong-willed, their strength is dead.

If you can pull it away, you can pull it away. If you can’t pull it away, you can’t pull it away. Even if you can pull it away, you can only shoot it shallowly. It is impossible to shoot accurately at the birds in the sky.

The director had no other choice, and now he had nothing else to do, so he had to ask three people who could handle it.

"Mingyue, Li Zhan, Wang Rui, how are the three of you getting used to, can you pull away? Let's start now."

Wang Leping immediately panicked. At least one of the other three groups could pull away, but his group couldn't pull away at all. Didn't this give up their chance to compete?
It's not fair to them.

"I have a problem with the director, the director. One of the other three groups shoots arrows, but our group can't pull away at all. Isn't this giving up on us and making us lose our chance? It's not fair at all."

"And even a farmed bird is a life. We are a reality show, not a killing show. Why don't we just come to rock-paper-scissors, that's more convenient, anyway, it will start in the end."

The director's face turned cold when he heard this, but it was only for a moment, and his smile returned immediately.

"It's okay, these three people are just going through the motions. Do you think a bow weighing one hundred catties can be pulled? Even if it can be pulled, it can't be pulled very far, let alone the birds in the sky."

"And this kind of bird can eat meat. Don't you eat chicken or duck? What kind of bird is life? If you think it is life, you will not eat meat in the future. The eggs you eat may hatch There's a chicken out."

As for Wang Leping's posturing as an excuse.

The director retorted mercilessly, without giving him any face.

And Wang Leping's words also shocked the audience. It turns out that there is a holy father's disease hidden among these guests.

[It’s enough to have a friendship:
Uh uh uh..., I used to think that this kind of person would only appear in TV dramas or novels, but I didn’t expect to see such a person in reality now, I feel a little maladjusted.

I really never thought that a normal person would say such a thing, and even a little girl would be more normal when she said it. This old man is speechless when he said this, and he still uses this as an excuse. 】

[It’s enough to have a period of time in the past:
I also think so, I thought that only fantasy literature would have such things, after all, we are all ordinary people living in the world, so that even an ant on the side of the road can’t be trampled to death if the whole grains are like this, after all, on the side of the road Ants are also life.

If you accidentally trampled to death, would you give an ant his life? 】

[Happiness is the process, not the result: Although the director and the villager were most at fault for this, the director did not confirm the implementation, and the villagers did not understand the director's meaning correctly, and brought the wrong bow and arrow.

But opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. You are not strong enough, and you are speechless to find other reasons. If you say that the director is unfair, we still believe it. 】

……

Wang Leping didn't say anything after being refuted, after all, there was already a little anger in the director's tone.

I had already offended the director. Although the director didn't seem to intend to do anything, he would do it if he didn't keep it clean. I gave him the handle.

Although Yu Lingxin felt a little uncomfortable at the moment, she didn't say anything. After all, Wang Leping was refuted by the director in this way, so she deserved it to save face.

And she didn't think anyone could hit it, after all, it was a bow and arrow weighing one hundred catties.

Shoot indiscriminately at most, and everyone has to end it in no more than 5 minutes.

The staff also waited for the bow and arrow to shoot past, and then decided to have a rock-paper-scissors final dinner.

The director raised the flag and signaled to the person who kept the birds over there to release one.

In the next second, a very flexible gray bird sprang out of the cage.

Soaring above the sky, it's just that this gray bird is really small, and if you have bad eyesight, you can't see it at all.

Li Zhan and Wang Rui looked at the bird above silently, and felt that it was enough for them to give up now, so high!
The two of them probably shot three meters away.

If it really shot three meters, it wouldn't be a shame.

Li Zhan raised his hand very actively.

"Director, I decided to quit. This bird is flying too high, I can't shoot it at all, I still don't want to shoot, after all, I still have to lose face, if I lose face, how will I take on the role in the future."

As soon as Li Zhan said this.

It's not straightforward, it made some people laugh.

[One shot of painkiller shot 1: Hahaha, brother Li Zhan is too upright. He just said that he is not good enough. It is very valuable to have the name of self-awareness. If I am not good at the top, I can do it. How can a man say that? no. 】

[A shot of pain relief injection 2: Upstairs, you have a yellow accent. There are still children here. If you speak a yellow accent like this, it will ruin the children, but I think Li Zhan is very good like this. After all, there is still no one. People will be willing to hit it, even Miss Mingyue shouldn't be able to hit it!
Such a high-energy shot, should be a very potential archer. 】

[A shot of pain relief shot 3: Upright boy!love love love]

……

Li Zhan gave up very easily, put down the heavy bow and arrow in his hand with difficulty, and retreated to the position occupied by the other five people.

Li Zhan ran away, and Wang Rui didn't do it either.

"I also quit the director, and I also feel that I can't shoot the bird. This bow and arrow is too heavy, and it is a bit difficult for me to lift it, let alone archery."

Both of them ran away, Mingyue and you are the last one left.

Mingyue doesn't do this anymore, you two ran away, and you left me here alone to act aggressive?Such a person who pretends to be aggressive will be struck by lightning.

So Mingyue immediately raised her hand and said she was quitting.

"The director, I also quit, and I also quit. It's because your program arrangement is not good, but it's not that we can't do it, and I also quit."

Everyone confronted each other, and the director sighed tiredly. The method of tormenting people that he had finally thought of was still not implemented, so he let everyone go easily. The last morning has been tormenting enough.

"Okay, okay, give up if you give up, rock paper scissors, sort by order, the restaurant has already started cooking, and it will be delivered soon."

Such a dramatic scene is really a bit strange. It would be impossible to put this scene in other variety shows. Is it just such a good show?
[Is it just so messed up: Uh uh uh..., I'm speechless, the director just wants to come out as soon as possible, didn't the directors of other variety shows rush to arrange it.

This director is really strange, he managed to arrange my affairs, and he gave up when he said he would give up. Of course, the most important thing is that the arrangement was not so good and he just gave up. Is it really not too dramatic? I have never seen such a dramatic variety show. 】

[Just give up like this: I also feel a little surprised, this show is too thorough, go to a variety show to play rock-paper-scissors, uh, I don't know what to say.

It was very exciting in the morning, but can this bad attitude in the afternoon be said to be another clean flow? 】

[It's also a clear stream: To be honest, I'm a little disappointed. I thought it would be a wonderful duel in the afternoon. After all, the director's arrangement was quite good, but why did it go badly this time.

This variety show will really break all kinds of domestic records. It’s good when it’s good, and it’s not good when it’s bad. You played a lot in the morning, and it just ended in the afternoon. This is too dramatic, just like It's like playing house.

My son and the daughter of the neighbor's family have played house, and they are not so casual, and they are convinced. 】

……

It can only be said that the director's routines are one after another. This time, even Mingyue can't see the director clearly. The director obviously attaches great importance to this show, otherwise it would be impossible for him to appear on the stage himself.

Why is it so bad this afternoon? It always feels a little weird.