Dress up as a male lead, fuck me and win

Chapter 664 Reserved Fake Daughter 110
And why does it feel like there is always a well-designed feeling? Could it be that the director put too much pressure on himself?
Looking left and right at these people, the director who thought he gave up so easily smiled slightly.

What he wants to do is the number one variety show in the country, and then he has to blow it up and show it to the end. He wants to create a variety show that has never been seen before or since.

The smashing and explosion must overlap, so let the audience guess.

"Since everyone has given up archery with bows and arrows, then I declare that this time is a draw and we will play an extra match. The game will be rock-paper-scissors. The eight of you will participate in rock-paper-scissors together."

"According to the last order to decide your meals."

"Eight people?"

Chen Jia frowned.

"No way, let's divide into four people. Uncle, eight people can play rock-paper-scissors. I'm afraid it will take many times. It's okay for four people to play together, and it's okay to have a final in the end."

The director shook his head resolutely.

"No! Eight people together! Everyone is tired today. Go back to bed early after dinner. There are other things to do tomorrow. When I arrive at home tomorrow morning, remember to get up at six in the morning and go back to bed early tonight."

After speaking, he clicked on Mingyue.

"Mingyue, you have to sleep well. You can't lift my bed tomorrow morning. I also have to go to bed at five o'clock in the morning. If you don't sleep, you can go for a run or something. Don't bother me."

Mingyue, who was specifically named by the director, rubbed her nose, feeling a little embarrassed, so I said what I said before, and now I want to point it out. It is indeed a bit too much for me to do so, but I am really happy.

Just say a few words, anyway, I can't lose a piece of meat.

The eight guests automatically gathered together, facing the camera position, and the position facing the camera came, rock-paper-scissors.

"rock-paper-scissors."

After the first time there are three different ones, and start over again the second time.

"rock-paper-scissors."

There are still three different types for the second time, and the third time.

"rock-paper-scissors."

As a result, there are still three different ones for the third time, so come the fourth time!

"rock-paper-scissors."

When it comes to the fourth time, there are still three different ones, and there will be a fifth time.

Looking at the endless rock-paper-scissors, Mingyue felt as if she had fallen into a trap. No wonder the director let people go so easily before, so the trap was here.

Everyone can produce three, that means.As long as there are three types of rock-paper-scissors, when all of them appear, you have to start over.

But everyone has such a tacit understanding that they can also produce three types of rock-paper-scissors, two of which are the same.

It would be easier if there were three people, but the problem is that there are now eight people!

What does eight people and eight people mean?That means there is a good chance of three different ones.

In this way, there was no tacit understanding to continue, time and time again, the staff kept recording by the side.

Mingyue and the staff will remember it once they call it back.

Until No.30 times.

There are still three different ones, and this time it is really going to drive people crazy.

Chen Jia was about to explode. He thought that uncle was giving them a holiday this time, but he didn't expect this hole to be here.

This is not to give them a holiday, it is to find a new pleasure for them to torture them, No. 30 times, torturing them for [-] times has not succeeded, what is this concept?

The speed of rock-paper-scissors was very fast, and soon another round of twenty times passed, and this time it reached fifty times.

Fifty times, no one has only two types.

The director sat there leisurely, not feeling any problem at all.

Hearing the staff report fifty times, he nodded in satisfaction.

Shaking hands, very comfortable.

"Keep going, keep going."

I've seen the director's death before. This time, when I saw the guests, I knew that I was not desperate, but fell from the first pit to another pit. But the question is why their tacit understanding is so poor.

Everyone did not believe in evil and came again and again, and when it reached 150 times, everyone was completely impatient.

Even Mingyue became a little manic, it was such a simple rock-paper-scissors, why didn't two of them look the same after 150 times.

The others were even more irritable, and they all stared at the director secretly, wishing they could kick him over.

The director still sat there leisurely, and even drank some wine. He looked very comfortable, and his teeth itched with hatred.

The director snorted when he saw someone watching, then turned his head and continued drinking.

"Can you guys do it? It's really inefficient to do it with a rock-paper-scissors for so long. I still want to go back to sleep. I have something to do tomorrow."

"Could you be more efficient! The audience doesn't want to watch it as soon as you get back from work. The audience also needs to rest. My show will last five days. Can you let me rest? You people don't have a tacit understanding at all."

Even the audience who watched were a little annoyed.

[You in the future: I also feel very irritated. This group of people really don’t have a tacit understanding. I'm so angry.

It’s been so long for 150 times, I feel that this is a conspiracy by the director, I know that this group of people did not have a tacit understanding, so I know how angry I am, I want to smash books, tables and glasses. 】

[Future me: I knew that the director would not let this good news go so easily. This is because he found something else that seemed more methodical. This is to deliberately use the lack of tacit understanding to achieve one's own goals. 】

[He in the future: I also feel very irritated. Even if the probability is very low, it can't be so low. I always feel that the director has done something here, and gave them some kind of head-down. 】

……

Mingyue and the others had no choice but to continue to be patient and start.

Until it reaches 230 times.

Finally, there are only two situations.

Just when everyone thought it was gone, Mingyue stopped immediately.

"Yes, yes! Don't move! There are only two kinds this time."

Mingyue spoke louder, and successfully made the others stop, and quickly reached out to restore the situation just now.

At this time, everyone also saw that there were only cloth and scissors at this time.

Yu Lingxin, Chen Jia, Shui Bai, and Li Zhan are scissors, and Mingyue, Lu Bingyan, Wang Rui, and Wang Leping are cloth.

Finally got the result, Mingyue almost jumped up with joy.

Although I lost, as long as there is a result, as long as there is a result, even she doesn't want to continue, so if you lose, you lose.

"Four of us withdrew, four of us withdrew, you continue, you continue, the four of us also have to line up, the last team with two people in front, whoever is eating pig's trotters."

Mingyue said with a smile, not caring at all that she lost.

On the contrary, I am very happy.

The other people are also happy for those who lost, and even happier for those who won. It is true that everyone is tortured to death by this rock-paper-scissors, and it is best if they can stop.

The next step is much better, and the final ranking will come out soon.

Chen Jia Shuibai group No.1.

Yu Lingxin Wang Leping No.2.

Li Zhan Lu Bingyan No.3.

Wang Rui Wang Mingyue No.4.

The reason why Mingyue and Wang Rui are No.4 is because both of them released cloth for the first time, and they both lost, so they are ranked last.

Seeing that it was almost time, the director immediately called someone to bring the food over.

It took less than 5 minutes for someone to deliver the items, and the efficiency can be said to be very fast.

No.1 is a large pot of pig's trotters, No.2 is fish, No.3 is fried celery with chili, and No.4 is small green vegetables.

Mingyue actually likes the No.4 pot of small green vegetables. After all, green vegetables are quite refreshing to eat, and they are also very good with a bowl of rice.

It's good to eat pig's trotters and fish at night, but relatively speaking, Mingyue still prefers to eat vegetables.

In so many worlds, I have long been used to eating big fish and big meat, but every time the small vegetables look particularly fresh after the big fish and big meat.

Especially popular with Mingyue.

Wang Rui didn't mind eating small green vegetables, he also liked eating small green vegetables more than the other three dishes, and this kind of small green vegetables were seasonal vegetables in this place, they should have just been pulled up and washed.

And it's the kind of very small and tender green vegetables, that is, the kind of small green vegetables that have just grown. They are washed very clean and come in a big pot. To be honest, Mingyue and Wang Rui are among the three things.

This pot of small green vegetables is the most difficult to handle and the most delicious. It looks fresh, delicious and crisp.

The two of them started to eat a bowl of rice with this small amount of green vegetables, and the others also ate together.

Ming Yue stuffed a big mouthful of small green vegetables into her mouth, which can be said to be very satisfying. In the end, with such a large group of people, the small green vegetables were all eaten by two people, and there were not many left, but others.None of the three teams was as delicious as the small green vegetables, and there was a lot left.

Only the dishes in front of Mingyue and Wang Rui were all clean, and they looked gratifying.

After eating, of course, let everyone go back to rest first. Come over at four o'clock in the afternoon to prepare for the game. Now it is five o'clock. After returning, Mingyue takes a bath and goes straight to bed.

Before going to bed, I glanced at my phone at six o'clock. Today's activity is really a bit heavy. I need to sleep for four hours before getting up to practice mental strength.

At this time in the later stage, Mingyue usually cultivates the spirit at night, and you don't sleep, but today's consumption is a bit heavy, so sleep for four hours first to relieve fatigue, and then practice spiritual power.

The time came quickly, and it was five o'clock in the morning of the third day.

Mingyue got up from bed on time, ready to wash up.

The director said to gather at six o'clock in the morning. It is impossible to get up at six o'clock. We must wash up before arriving at that place. Mingyue got up here, and Wang Rui also opened the door of the room. The two stood behind and washed up. Face, ready to go to the place directed by the director.

Others also got up very early. It is still bright and cool in the morning. Everyone is wrapped in a coat.

When Mingyue and Wang Rui went to the direction indicated by the director yesterday, it was already [-]:[-], and the others hadn't arrived yet, so Mingyue took this opportunity to observe first.

This is a threshing ground, which is a place for threshing grain in the countryside, but now machines are used, and this kind of threshing ground is generally not used anymore, and at most it is used to dry rice or something.

Looking at the endless yellow rice fields in the distance, there are villagers getting up from time to time to cut rice there in the morning. The appearance of bending over to cut rice is particularly tiring. Mingyue has cut rice before, so I know that this kind of rice cutting is particularly tiring.

Now is the time when the early rice is ripe, Mingyue looks at this piece of rice, and suddenly has an idea in her heart, the director will not let them cut the rice.

Looking at the large threshing field in front of him, he felt more and more likely, after all, he came here.What else can I do if I can only cut rice, or why come to applaud.

There is no pre-arrangement here. If you play other games, you will definitely arrange things in advance. If you don’t arrange things in advance, then you can only cut rice.

"Brother Wang Rui, I think we have to go to the field to cut rice. We are now in the rural threshing field, and there is no equipment nearby for other games. This means that the director probably wants us to cut rice, and it is also the time to harvest. It's season, you're ready to be mentally prepared."

Although Wang Rui's family is not particularly prominent, it can be regarded as an ordinary well-off family in the city. Later, he worked hard to climb to the position of actor. He was a little interested when he heard the rice harvesting and watched the peasants harvesting rice in the distance. He felt like he wanted to do it. .

"Really? Is it really rice cutting? I haven't played it before. You can also try to exercise while cutting rice. Life is so long, and we always have to do different things to fill life with fun."

Faced with Wang Rui's naive words, Mingyue could only say to this poor silly boy, oh my god, cutting rice is not a fun thing, and his waist is so tired that it is about to break.

But Mingyue decided to, let's not tell him now.

Let him have a fantasy, and then he will have a little momentum, or else when he finishes talking, he will be afraid and feel bad.

This is equivalent to children's dreams, and children's dreams should be encouraged and never eliminated.

Other people came over one after another. When it was seven o'clock, the director also brought a group of people over. Most of the staff had normal knives, only the first-class work supplies, and the assistant was holding a big knife. The inside of the bag is uneven, as if there is something in it.

Mingyue looked at the outline of that shape, and at a glance she knew it was a sickle, and it was a very old-fashioned curved sickle.

However, although this kind of sickle is curved, it is unique in cutting rice. When harvesting rice in the past, compared with other things, this is also very powerful.

The director was still grinning.

"Come on, come on, our task today is to cut rice. Look at the acre of field in front of you. This acre of field is divided into four sections. Whoever cuts it all the way according to these four sections will have lunch first. meal."

"Today's lunch can be chosen. Two boxes of lunch plus one big dish. I'm generous enough. Two meat dishes in the front and two vegetarian dishes in the back."

"No. 1, No. 2 are meat dishes, No. 3 and No. 4 are vegetarian dishes, which are similar to yesterday's dishes. Show yourself and eat duck for lunch!"

Mingyue has accepted it, isn't it just cutting rice?It's not that I haven't done it before, and now that my physical fitness is so strong, it will definitely be much better than before.

In the past, the body was so weak, and it was right to be tired like a dog. Now that the body is so strong, it should be easier.

Very resigned to his fate, he went to cut the rice with a sickle.

Go up and start mowing very actively.

Seeing this scene, the others could only go up to get the sickle.

They started cutting one by one.

At the beginning, everyone was full of energy. Wang Rui even cut the rice while talking to Mingyue, and Mingyue would respond to it from time to time.

Wang Rui was so exhausted at this moment that he didn't want to talk at all, and the other three groups were also standing in one-third of the place, panting from exhaustion, only Mingyue was still cutting here.

"Mingyue, aren't you tired like this? My waist is almost broken. I thought it was fun at first, but now I have cut less than a third of it. I feel that all my strength has been used up. I am so thirsty now. , the sun is slowly rising, and I feel like my skin is going to be tanned."

Wang Rui said out of breath.

"That's right, I also feel that I can't do it, my God, my little face, how much cosmetics do I have to use to make it up, I feel like I can't cut it anymore, uncle farmer, this is too hard."

"I took a look at the others just now. They have cut half of them. We have only cut a third of them. We are all exhausted. They cut half of them and continue to cut their heads without lifting their heads." , Planting rice is really hard work, just cutting it is so hard, let alone planting it.”

List.Sitting on the ground with one buttocks, paralyzed on the ground, unable to get up at all, just lying on the ground like this, without any scruples about whether his body is dirty or not.

The others were not much better either, everyone was sweating profusely, each and every little face was flushed from the sun, and eight flushed little faces appeared in the one-acre field.

Shuibai is still cutting non-stop, but the speed is obviously much slower than before.

"Now the sun is getting bigger and bigger, we have to go to the director to ask for a sun hat, everyone else has a sun hat, but the eight of us are still here, stupid brother, I have to go back to drink water, if I don't drink water, I will probably be exposed to the sun If you are dry and dehydrated, you will suffer from heat stroke."

"Yeah."

When Yu Lingxin heard this, she immediately responded, and ran back impatiently.

The other six people also dropped the sickles in their hands and continued to run backwards.

Mingyue sighed, and could only run back with the others. Her words were not very tiring, after all, her physical fitness was here.

But everyone else ran back, and it would be awkward if she didn't fit in.

[Today’s re-emphasis: I also cut rice when I was a child. It was really hot. At that time, I cut a third of the rice and fell directly to the ground. My mother carried me to the hospital for treatment.

I came back to continue kneading again, and my mother asked me to sit in the shade of the tree to prevent me from cutting, but sitting in the shade of the tree was also very difficult, and it was very hot. 】

[This morning at noon: I also mowed, I also mowed, especially when the farming was busy, I was really busy when I was a child, even if I was only seven years old at the time, I still had to do farm work, the hot weather was so hot up.

I just checked the temperature of the guests. The temperature has reached 28 degrees. Although the temperature is not particularly high, it is still unbearable under the sun. It is a particularly correct decision to go back to drink water at this time. 】

(End of this chapter)