Entering Kung Fu into a Sauce

Chapter 1
At the end of July and the beginning of August, it is the sweltering summer heat. It is so hot day and night that people can't breathe, and it is rare to cool off at dawn.It is easiest to fall asleep at this time, and you can sleep until dawn.

However, as soon as the sky was dim, some tenants woke up in the Pigpen Walled City.

We are all poor ghosts, taking advantage of the coolness of the morning to do more work and earn more money is serious.For them, sleeping until dawn is definitely a luxury.

The fried ghost's breakfast shop was the first to open.

Later, Coolie Qiang and several Kuhahas started working for a grain store.

After a while, the "Daguan Western Clothing Store" also opened, and the tailor Sheng moved out several models wrapped in cheongsams.

In front of the water room, more and more people wash their hands, even forming a long queue.The buck-toothed Jane in semi-transparent pajamas walked gracefully, and while the women cursed secretly, they also scrambled to make room for her so that they could observe her closely and imitate her.

They sighed in their hearts, if they could imitate Bao Yazhen's coquettishness, their men would work very hard on the bed.

The charterer stopped and went in the name of buying breakfast. The more women there were, the more interested he was.As soon as he turned his head and saw the charter woman staring at him from the upstairs window, he immediately pretended to be a serious person who didn't look sideways.

Jiang Bao lay on the window sill, watching the people coming and going in the walled city, dumbfounded like a stone sculpture.

He was originally a writer for a certain website in the 21st century, but because his novel was 404, his girlfriend also ran away with someone else. He was extremely depressed and used alcohol to drown his worries.

Unexpectedly, when I woke up, I was in the pig cage walled city in "Kung Fu", and I turned out to be a jerk.

That's right, it's the thick lips with a light mustache, wearing big underpants showing a half-piercing buttocks, silly and hot!

"Although I, Jiang Bao, can't be regarded as a handsome man, I can barely reach the average level of appearance in the Internet literary world. How did I become like this? I must let myself out of the dream and return to reality! There are still parents waiting for me to support Woolen cloth!"

Unwilling, he first slapped himself on the mouth, and then twisted the soft flesh on his thigh, just to wake himself up quickly.

He tossed and tossed silently from the early morning to the sun, his face was a little numb, and his thighs were also bruised and purple, but he still couldn't return to the real world.

At this time, a little boy came in from the outside: "Brother Jiang Bao, cut my head!"

Jiang Bao's brain has integrated the memory of Jiang Bao, knowing that this little guy named Jin Bao is his cheap brother-in-law--Jin Bao's sister Zhaodi and Jiang Bao have been childhood sweethearts since they were young, they hit it off, and they just got engaged.

In "Kung Fu", Ah Xing and Ah Gu came to the pig cage city to extort sauce, and finally attracted the ax gang to encircle and suppress the city.The members of the Ax Gang doused a pair of siblings, Zhaodi and Jinbao, with petrol.

Zhaodi has a big face and a thick waist, and she can tell at a glance that she can give birth. This is the type that Jiang Bao likes, but Jiang Bao doesn't.

He has been around online forums for a long time, and he prefers charming women with small heads, small faces, big breasts and slender waists.

However, in Jiang Bao's inherited memory, there is no such thing as pouring gasoline.This shows that at this time, Ah Xing and Ah Gu have not come to make trouble in Pigpen Walled City.

"Our group will be tortured by the ax gang sooner or later. Could it be that we only count on the charterer and the charterer, and also gave away the lives of coolie Qiang, tailor Sheng and ghost?" Jiang Bao sighed silently. Sitting Jinbao on the barber chair, he picked up the scissors and comb.

"Is there a mistake, don't you wash it first?" Jin Bao asked.

"It's the same after cutting and washing!" Jiang Bao said, pressing the hand holding the comb on the top of Jin Bao's head, "Face the mirror, don't turn away!"

Although he can understand and speak Cantonese, Jiang Bao is not a jerk. He stubbornly insists on speaking the northern official language—Mandarin. He doesn't care what others think of him, and even doubts him.

At this moment, a piece of audio suddenly echoed in Jiang Bao's mind: "Does this idiot know that my sister is going to push him off, and doesn't care about shaving my head, and even saves washing my hair?"

This is Jin Bao's voice, with a hint of anger in contempt.

Jiang Bao was also angry: "Jin Bao, what did you say?"

"Brother Jiang Bao, I didn't say anything!" Jin Bao couldn't help being taken aback.

"I clearly heard you call me a fool, and said that your sister is going to kick me out, and that I don't care about shaving my head. Don't you admit it?"

"Brother Jiang Bao, how could my sister kick you? You are overthinking!" Jin Bao was taken aback, and repeatedly denied it.

"Could it be an illusion?" Jiang Bao also began to doubt himself, "Because I don't like Zhaodi, subconsciously I hope that Zhaodi will take the initiative to dump me?"

Before his hand left the top of Jin Bao's head, Jin Bao's voice came again in his mind: "Father has already collected the cobbler's money, and I'm just waiting for a showdown with Jiang Bao in a few days! I just think about it in my heart." , and didn’t say it out, why did Jiang Bao…”

At the same time, an image appeared in front of Jiang Bao's eyes - Jin Bao's father Lao Hong and the cobbler were whispering to a pile of banknotes.

Jiang Bao was suddenly surprised and delighted: "I actually heard and saw what Jin Bao was thinking about! How did I do it?"

When he raised the scissors and was about to question Jin Bao, the audio and video were interrupted immediately.

He subconsciously put his hand back on Jin Bao's head, and Jin Bao's voice came into his brain again, but there was no image: "The sauce may be a guess! If this old man knows the truth, he will go crazy!"

At this time, even if Jiang Bao was going crazy, he was also crazy with joy: "I just put my hand on his head, and I can spy on his inner voice! This is better than mind reading, it's simply 'his mind'! Is this the benefit of time travel?"

He suppressed the ecstasy in his heart, and casually cut Jin Bao a few times: "Okay, five cents!"

"If you dare to ask me for money, you are not afraid of my sister..." When Jin Bao said this, Jin Bao felt guilty.

"Go back and tell your sister that she doesn't like me, and I don't like her either!"

As Jiang Bao said, he grabbed Jin Bao from the barber chair, stretched his hand into his pocket, took out a few coins, picked out one that was fifty cents, and stuffed the rest back into his pocket.

Jin Bao knew that he couldn't hide it anymore, so he stopped talking nonsense and went out angrily.

Jiang Bao sat back on the barber chair, clenched his fists, and made a face at himself in the mirror.At this time, he no longer thinks his current appearance is ugly.

Suddenly possessing the special ability to touch the head and read the mind, if it was the previous sauce explosion, he might yell with joy.

Jiang Bao was not so impulsive anymore. He held his breath and was only happy in his heart: "When you touch someone's head, you can know what the other person is thinking and see the details. This is wonderful! In a short time, the whole There is nothing in Pigpen Walled City that can be hidden from me!"

Just as she was secretly happy, Gu Yazhen walked in: "Jiang Bao, give me a blowjob!"

Jiang Bao hastily raised his underpants to cover his entire buttocks: "Sister Zhen, sit down, I'll give you a blow!"

But he thought in his heart: "Blowing your head this time, I will know which man you have had a good time with! If I can see the passionate scene between you and a man, it will be more exciting and exciting! I won't bleed." Nosebleed!"

Jiang Bao is not a virgin, but Jiang Bao has never been through human affairs.Facing the scene of a two-person dance between men and women, Jiang Bao didn't know if his bloody body could bear it.

As a third-rate writer, Jiang Bao likes gossip the most.Now, he no longer even worries about not being able to return to the real world, even his parents are temporarily left behind.

　Note: In the cast list of "Kung Fu", there is no Coolie Qiang, but Gu Liqiang.

　　Lao Lu watched the Mandarin version of the movie, and the subtitles said "Coolie is strong, can you do it?"Moreover, Ah Qiang is indeed a coolie, so it is more appropriate to call him coolie strong.

　　In the play, the fried ghost has always been called a ghost.

　　The tailor doesn't know his surname, but I only remember that Bao Yazhen called him "Brother Sheng" in the play, so this article calls him Tailor Sheng.

　　Coolie Qiang, Deep Fried Ghost, and Tailor Sheng, all three of them have occupations and names, which are fair, reasonable, and impartial.

　　In addition, in the cast list, the charterer is the second uncle, and the charterer is the fourth fat woman. The names of these two people are not as easy to remember as the charterer and the charterer, so this article does not use the names in the cast list.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)