Entering Kung Fu into a Sauce

Chapter 2 can only be played once a day

"Sister Zhen, sit up straight!"

Jiang Bao held an old-fashioned hair dryer that was bigger than a human head, pressed the switch, and pointed the air outlet at Bao Yazhen's beautiful hair.

This German-made "Bismarck" hair dryer was a second-hand product that Jiang Bao bought from the red-haired ghost who was about to return to China. Even so, it cost him all his money.

"Okay!" Gu Yazhen sweetly agreed.

"Hoohoo!" The hair dryer was powerful.

Because it was midsummer, Jiang Bao didn't turn on the hot air. While blowing, he stroked Bao Yazhen's head with his hands: "Sister Zhen, your hair is so beautiful, smooth and smooth, and shiny black. You are so beautiful, There must be many men chasing you!"

When Jiang Bao asked this sentence, he involuntarily slowed down his hair blowing and head touching movements.He was already ready, he wanted to hear Gu Yazhen's heartfelt voice, and even wanted to see her passionate scenes with men.

"Gege! What do you know, you little brat?" Bao Yazhen laughed wildly, and then looked far away, as if reminiscing about the past.

To Jiang Bao's surprise, he neither heard Gu Yazhen's voice nor saw any pictures.

"What's going on here? It worked fine on Jin Bao just now, why doesn't it work now?"

At first, he thought it was the wrong place to press his hand.However, he tried every part of Bao Yazhen's head, until her hair dried, but he didn't hear her voice, let alone saw any pictures related to her.

Confirming that the mind-reading technique failed, Jiang Bao was so disappointed that he wanted to curse, and even forgot to take the money.Fortunately, Gu Yazhen was not a bad guy, so she offered him a dollar.

In this humble shaving shop, you only charge [-] cents for a complete set of washing, cutting, and blow-drying. Bao Yazhen is the most generous, and she gives double every time.

In the rest of the day, Jiang Bao shaved the heads of more than two dozen people. Until ten o'clock in the evening, his head-touching and mind-reading skills were no longer effective.

In the dead of night, Jiang Bao, who was lying on the bed, was very depressed: "It's so fucking bad! Time travels, but it's a mess; I finally got a golden finger, and it didn't work again! The days from now on are destined to be boring!"

The night was hot and hot, and it was difficult to sleep. He thought of his parents again: "Abba, Ama, my son can no longer honor you!"

He is an only child, and the love of his parents is only on him.Now, he traveled to the world of "Kung Fu", not knowing what would happen to him in the original world.If the self over there is dead, the parents will definitely be heartbroken.

"I definitely can't go back! If I have a chance, I will definitely get out of the Pigpen Walled City and see it outside!"

Although Jiang Bao inherited Jiang Bao's memory, Jiang Bao only went to school for one year, and he didn't even understand the newspapers. Xiang Jiang was even more indifferent.

"If this was the earth at the beginning of the [-]th century, I would buy a few antiques and bury them in the yard of my hometown. When my father builds a house when he becomes an adult, there will be a surprise!"

Jiang Bao knew a little about the family history. In the early 30s, his great-grandfather was still in private school.Later, my grandfather went out to do business and bought a piece of land on the outskirts of his hometown with the money he had accumulated over the years to build a house.

At the end of the 21th century, the house was inherited by Jiang Bao's father, and it was renovated in the early [-]st century.

Jiang Bao only needs to bury a few bronze wares in that field before his grandfather builds the house, preferably deeper.When my great-grandfather built the house, the foundation was dug shallow, so it must not be possible to dig.

By the time my father built his house, digging basements had become popular.Father must be able to dig the treasure.This is also a gift reserved by Jiang Bao for his father and mother.

"With money, you can have more children, don't give birth to a waste like me!"

It's a pity that antiques in this era are not cheap. Jiang Bao knows Jiang Bao's family background, and he can't even afford fakes.

Therefore, Jiang Bao's priority now is to make money.

But how can it be so easy to make money?With his prophecy of the fate of the characters in "Kung Fu"?That bit of plot seems useless!
Confused, he gradually fell asleep.

The next morning, Jiang Bao, like other residents of Zhulong Walled City, flushed the toilet, washed up, ate breakfast, and opened for business.

At 09:30 in the morning, he welcomed the first guest of the day, the dentist Lao Xu who lives opposite.

"Jiang Bao, give me a flamboyant hairstyle to look younger!"

"Okay, brother Xu, come on, wash it first!"

Jiang Bao fetched tap water first, and then scooped some hot water from the briquette stove, the temperature was just right.

Old Xu sat in front of the washbasin, and Jiang Bao held Lao Xu's head with one hand and poured water on his head with the other.

At this moment, he received a voice from Old Xu in his brain: "Because no one came to see the dentist in the morning, I went to Xiao Sixi's house in front of the alley. I spent dozens of dollars on her." Money, but I didn’t get it to kiss her. I think I’m old and ugly, so I’m going to strip you naked today!”

In addition to the sound, Jiang Bao also saw such a scene - Lao Xu wanted to hug Xiao Sixi's waist, but was pushed out of the door by Xiao Sixi's face.

Xiao Sixi is a middle-aged lady, and she is still a bit charming.No wonder Lao Xu misses her.

Jiang Bao was ecstatic in his heart: "My head-touching and mind-reading skills are back! Why did it work on Jin Bao yesterday, but not work on someone else? Could it be that I can only touch one person every day?"

Let him guess right.After Lao Xu left, someone came to shave his head again, and his head-touching and mind-reading skills failed again.

In the next few days, Jiang Bao finally figured out the law of the head-touching mind-reading technique—it really only works on one person per day.

Moreover, as long as he touched the top of someone's head, he immediately knew what the person was thinking at this time.If what the person thinks is not what he is interested in, he will chat with the person, bring up related topics, and lead the other person to associate.

It has to be said that Jiang Bao's move is quite thief.

When Bao Yazhen came to blow his head again, Jiang Bao happened to be able to read his mind by touching his head, so he deliberately brought the topic to men and women.

Sure enough, he soon saw the passionate scene between Bao Yazhen and the man with glasses.

Jiang Bao's current body was left to him by the little virgin sauce, how could he stand up to such a stimulus, and he had a nosebleed on the spot.In this way, Gu Yazhen was taken aback.

In the past few days, besides Bao Yazhen, there are several other people who have been touched by Jiang Bao in the past few days. One is a shoe repairer, one is a rickshaw puller, one is a seller of herbal tea, and the last one is a seller of Dali pills.

From the mouths of these people, Jiang Bao learned some little secrets of the neighbors in the neighborhood.These trivial things can neither be exchanged for money, nor can they be eaten.No matter how much he gossips, he will get tired of hearing too much!

In addition to the gossip from the neighbors, Jiang Bao also got a new surprise.

This surprise was given to him by the old Ji who sold Dali Wan.

That day, he shaved Lao Ji's head while chatting.When talking about the effect of Dali Pill, Lao Ji said it was effective, but she sneered in her heart: "What effect is there? Isn't it because I can punch my legs twice and do dozens of hollow somersaults? Somersaults are so fucking insane It’s so hard to practice, I’m so exhausted! With my body, I’ve been practicing for several years before I found the knack!”

Lao Ji's voice was immediately heard by Jiang Bao.Jiang Bao still pretended to be stupid and fooled around with Lao Ji, and the scene of Lao Ji practicing hard somersaults also appeared in his mind.

After Lao Ji paid the money and left, Jiang Bao was still pondering by himself: "Old Ji, this stupid, black and thick guy, actually figured out the technique of somersaults. Hey, it seems that I can also do somersaults. I will turn a few times." try!"

In fact, somersaults not only require skills, but also require your own bounce, abdominal muscles, waist strength, and flexibility.

Fortunately, living in the pig cage city for a long time, fighting with a group of half-sized children, practicing some boxing and embroidering legs, this body with so much sauce still has some basic skills.

Thinking of this, Jiang Bao lowered his head, lowered his feet, twisted his waist, and did three hollow somersaults in this small barbershop.

"Haha, it's wonderful! Can I do hair for the charterer and the charterer, and dig out a little bit of the essence of Tai Chi or Lion's Roar from the brains of these two parents-in-law?"

　As a loyal fan of Master Xing, when writing this book, I revisited Master Xing's works.Brothers, if you are on the same path as me, please feel free to enlighten me.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)