Entering Kung Fu into a Sauce
Chapter 214 The Almighty Mayan God
Chapter 214 The Almighty Mayan God
Jiang Bao didn't pay any attention to this kind of people who had never seen the world. He strode up and grabbed a robber who had already been stunned.
"Which of you is the leader?" Jiang Bao asked.
"Our leader is Christopher!" The robber was eager to confess his leader.
"Show me!"
The robber pointed obediently.
Jiang Bao looked in the direction of his finger, and it turned out to be a middle-aged cowboy with a burly figure and a tough appearance.
The middle-aged cowboy originally wanted to pretend to be a bystander, but when he saw that he was confessed, he made a "plop" in fright, and knelt down in front of Jiang Bao: "I am Christopher, the almighty Mayan god, please spare me this time! "
Jiang Bao was taken aback, thinking: "How did I become a Mayan god?"
He asked calmly: "How did you recognize that I am the Mayan God?"
Christopher said tremblingly: "I know a Mayan priest. He told me that there is a young god in their temple who can call wind and rain. That god has black hair, yellow skin, and black eyes. Don't you meet all these conditions? "
Jiang Bao secretly rejoiced: "If what the priest said is true, then the young gods in the Mayan temple may be of Indian descent. Yes, the Indians have black hair, black eyes, and yellow skin. What a fucking coincidence! Since He regards me as a great god, so it doesn't matter if I pretend to be a bit!"
He then asked, "What does that Mayan priest look like? Describe it, and I'll see if you're lying!"
As Christopher recalled, he said: "The priest is an old man in his 70s, with white hair and beard, but in good spirits. He used to look for talented children from our tribe and send them to the desert of Nevada. I want him to bring my son, he thinks my son is not talented enough!"
Over 70 years old?White hair and beard?Looking for gifted kids to send to the Nevada desert?
Jiang Bao suddenly thought of "Gorilla" Frank, that guy had a talent for fighting and was brought into Nevada by an old man with white beard and hair.
Frank envied those blood children in the desert, so the old man injected Frank with a kind of gorilla plasma, so that Frank could become a gorilla with super force value if needed.
In fact, Jiang Bao took the train all the way west this time to go to the Nevada desert, and he wanted to kill all the vampires.
Moreover, after searching Frank's memory, Jiang Bao felt that it was not enough to just kill all the vampires, and he also had to kill the old man.
Otherwise, as long as the old man is still alive, he can use gorilla plasma to create more perverts like Frank.
If the old man confessed his technology to the American military, there would be tens of thousands of Franks in the future.Such a person is basically invincible in jungle warfare and street fighting.
To verify Christopher's words, Jiang Bao put his hand on his head.
Christopher thought that the Great God was going to take his life, so he trembled in fear: "Great God, please forgive me! Whatever you want, as long as I have it, I will give it to you sincerely!"
"I don't want anything from you. I just want to know if you have anything to hide from me or lie to me. If I find out, I will cut off your head and make it into a chamber pot!" Jiang Bao said The voice is getting colder and colder.
Christopher couldn't breathe: "I robbed more than 1 dollars today...I even picked up a dancer's clothes in New York a few days ago...Last fall, I stole a priest's watch in our hometown...I also Sneaked in on the widow taking a bath..."
This guy retraced the 30 years from today to elementary school, and said all the shameful things he did.
As a result, even the cowboys under him looked at him with disdain.
Jiang Bao couldn't laugh or cry: "Who asked you this? I'm asking you, what else do you know about that priest?"
After a memory search, he was sure that the high priest in Christopher's memory was the old man in Frank's memory.
"The great god said that priest! He is still very loyal to you, the great god. He said that every penny he gets will be handed over to your temple!"
"The priest really didn't do anything wrong to me?" Jiang Bao asked gloomily.
Christopher thought about it carefully, and was a little embarrassed: "This, I dare not say!"
"Is there anything you dare not say?"
"If I say so, if it reaches the ears of the priest, he will kill me!" Christopher seemed aggrieved.
"As long as you tell me that he has done something wrong to me, I will never let him leave alive. How can I kill you?"
"This one……"
Jiang Bao grabbed Christopher by the neck: "Are you going to tell me? If you don't, I'll kill you first!"
"Say, tell, let me tell..." Christopher's face turned blue, and he was about to suffocate.
Only then did Jiang Bao let go of his neck. Christopher gasped, and then said slowly: "The priest once drank with me and told me, God, you like young and beautiful virgins. Let him help you collect them. I will collect them from the village. The widow's daughter was brought to the priest. That girl is really beautiful, I fell in love with it, and I was not willing to sleep, and I was going to sacrifice it to you, the great god. But, the old dog of the priest actually put the girl to sleep!"
Jiang Bao suddenly "got angry": "He dares to be so obedient, I must kill him!"
Then, he pulled Christopher up: "You're fine, I'll let you go!"
"Thank you, Great God!" Christopher immediately burst into tears of gratitude.
Jiang Bao asked again: "How many people did you rob in total on this train?"
Christopher thought for a while: "There are less than 30 people!"
"Why are there so few grabs?"
"We don't rob Chinese citizens, only foreigners. Moreover, we only rob people of yellow race from Asia!"
Jiang Bao was really angry this time, but he didn't lose his temper immediately, and remained calm: "Go and call all those yellow people who were robbed and bring them to the carriage in front!"
Although Christopher didn't know what Jiang Bao meant, he still obeyed obediently.
Jiang Bao returned to his original compartment, and at this time, He Keren was still waiting for him there.
"Brother Leopard, look at how you ruined this place. It will take us two or three days to get to Nevada. How can you let me sleep in these two or three days!"
The originally good sleeper car was turned into a garbage room by Jiang Bao's two or three Tathagata palms. No wonder He Keren complained.
Jiang Bao smiled and said, "Wait a minute, I'll take you to the front compartment in a while, find a sleeper there, and let you go to Nevada comfortably!"
He Keren asked: "Do you have any idea? Did you pay the flight attendant for a new berth?"
"You guessed it right!" Jiang Bao lied to her.
"That's good!" He Keren was frowning just now, but now his smile is blooming, like a blooming rose.
(End of this chapter)
Jiang Bao didn't pay any attention to this kind of people who had never seen the world. He strode up and grabbed a robber who had already been stunned.
"Which of you is the leader?" Jiang Bao asked.
"Our leader is Christopher!" The robber was eager to confess his leader.
"Show me!"
The robber pointed obediently.
Jiang Bao looked in the direction of his finger, and it turned out to be a middle-aged cowboy with a burly figure and a tough appearance.
The middle-aged cowboy originally wanted to pretend to be a bystander, but when he saw that he was confessed, he made a "plop" in fright, and knelt down in front of Jiang Bao: "I am Christopher, the almighty Mayan god, please spare me this time! "
Jiang Bao was taken aback, thinking: "How did I become a Mayan god?"
He asked calmly: "How did you recognize that I am the Mayan God?"
Christopher said tremblingly: "I know a Mayan priest. He told me that there is a young god in their temple who can call wind and rain. That god has black hair, yellow skin, and black eyes. Don't you meet all these conditions? "
Jiang Bao secretly rejoiced: "If what the priest said is true, then the young gods in the Mayan temple may be of Indian descent. Yes, the Indians have black hair, black eyes, and yellow skin. What a fucking coincidence! Since He regards me as a great god, so it doesn't matter if I pretend to be a bit!"
He then asked, "What does that Mayan priest look like? Describe it, and I'll see if you're lying!"
As Christopher recalled, he said: "The priest is an old man in his 70s, with white hair and beard, but in good spirits. He used to look for talented children from our tribe and send them to the desert of Nevada. I want him to bring my son, he thinks my son is not talented enough!"
Over 70 years old?White hair and beard?Looking for gifted kids to send to the Nevada desert?
Jiang Bao suddenly thought of "Gorilla" Frank, that guy had a talent for fighting and was brought into Nevada by an old man with white beard and hair.
Frank envied those blood children in the desert, so the old man injected Frank with a kind of gorilla plasma, so that Frank could become a gorilla with super force value if needed.
In fact, Jiang Bao took the train all the way west this time to go to the Nevada desert, and he wanted to kill all the vampires.
Moreover, after searching Frank's memory, Jiang Bao felt that it was not enough to just kill all the vampires, and he also had to kill the old man.
Otherwise, as long as the old man is still alive, he can use gorilla plasma to create more perverts like Frank.
If the old man confessed his technology to the American military, there would be tens of thousands of Franks in the future.Such a person is basically invincible in jungle warfare and street fighting.
To verify Christopher's words, Jiang Bao put his hand on his head.
Christopher thought that the Great God was going to take his life, so he trembled in fear: "Great God, please forgive me! Whatever you want, as long as I have it, I will give it to you sincerely!"
"I don't want anything from you. I just want to know if you have anything to hide from me or lie to me. If I find out, I will cut off your head and make it into a chamber pot!" Jiang Bao said The voice is getting colder and colder.
Christopher couldn't breathe: "I robbed more than 1 dollars today...I even picked up a dancer's clothes in New York a few days ago...Last fall, I stole a priest's watch in our hometown...I also Sneaked in on the widow taking a bath..."
This guy retraced the 30 years from today to elementary school, and said all the shameful things he did.
As a result, even the cowboys under him looked at him with disdain.
Jiang Bao couldn't laugh or cry: "Who asked you this? I'm asking you, what else do you know about that priest?"
After a memory search, he was sure that the high priest in Christopher's memory was the old man in Frank's memory.
"The great god said that priest! He is still very loyal to you, the great god. He said that every penny he gets will be handed over to your temple!"
"The priest really didn't do anything wrong to me?" Jiang Bao asked gloomily.
Christopher thought about it carefully, and was a little embarrassed: "This, I dare not say!"
"Is there anything you dare not say?"
"If I say so, if it reaches the ears of the priest, he will kill me!" Christopher seemed aggrieved.
"As long as you tell me that he has done something wrong to me, I will never let him leave alive. How can I kill you?"
"This one……"
Jiang Bao grabbed Christopher by the neck: "Are you going to tell me? If you don't, I'll kill you first!"
"Say, tell, let me tell..." Christopher's face turned blue, and he was about to suffocate.
Only then did Jiang Bao let go of his neck. Christopher gasped, and then said slowly: "The priest once drank with me and told me, God, you like young and beautiful virgins. Let him help you collect them. I will collect them from the village. The widow's daughter was brought to the priest. That girl is really beautiful, I fell in love with it, and I was not willing to sleep, and I was going to sacrifice it to you, the great god. But, the old dog of the priest actually put the girl to sleep!"
Jiang Bao suddenly "got angry": "He dares to be so obedient, I must kill him!"
Then, he pulled Christopher up: "You're fine, I'll let you go!"
"Thank you, Great God!" Christopher immediately burst into tears of gratitude.
Jiang Bao asked again: "How many people did you rob in total on this train?"
Christopher thought for a while: "There are less than 30 people!"
"Why are there so few grabs?"
"We don't rob Chinese citizens, only foreigners. Moreover, we only rob people of yellow race from Asia!"
Jiang Bao was really angry this time, but he didn't lose his temper immediately, and remained calm: "Go and call all those yellow people who were robbed and bring them to the carriage in front!"
Although Christopher didn't know what Jiang Bao meant, he still obeyed obediently.
Jiang Bao returned to his original compartment, and at this time, He Keren was still waiting for him there.
"Brother Leopard, look at how you ruined this place. It will take us two or three days to get to Nevada. How can you let me sleep in these two or three days!"
The originally good sleeper car was turned into a garbage room by Jiang Bao's two or three Tathagata palms. No wonder He Keren complained.
Jiang Bao smiled and said, "Wait a minute, I'll take you to the front compartment in a while, find a sleeper there, and let you go to Nevada comfortably!"
He Keren asked: "Do you have any idea? Did you pay the flight attendant for a new berth?"
"You guessed it right!" Jiang Bao lied to her.
"That's good!" He Keren was frowning just now, but now his smile is blooming, like a blooming rose.
(End of this chapter)
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