Chongzhen's open life

Chapter 42 Cough Cough...

In the early morning, just as the sky was slightly bright, Zhu Youjian couldn't wait to get up.

Although, he didn't need the things he drew from the big turntable last night.

But... Hey, haven't we seen it before?
I've seen a lot of that picture advert in my previous life, but this guy hasn't seen it yet.

So throughout the night, Zhu Youjian felt like a cat scratching in his heart, tossing and turning but couldn't fall asleep!

So, the next day, the consequences came and he became the big cousin of the national treasure.

Wearing black glasses.

When Zhu Youjian woke up the next day with heavy dark circles under his eyes, he immediately startled Wang Chengen, who was waiting for him, and said in a panic that he was going to ask the imperial doctor to take a look, but Zhu Youjian finally stopped him .

And also asked him to find himself a side hall that no one usually goes to, saying that he has something to do and no one is allowed to disturb him.

Wang Cheng'en didn't say anything else, this job is still very neat, otherwise Zhu Youjian wouldn't be so easy to use, and he has been with him all the time.

Soon after Zhu Youjian had finished his breakfast, Wang Chengen came to report that he had found the place.

Good guy!
Now Zhu Youjian didn't even bother to eat breakfast, so he hurriedly followed Wang Chengen to which side hall.

Soon, Wang Chengen took Zhu Youjian to a remote palace in the innermost part of the palace. After asking, he found out that this was the cold palace in the palace.

This Lenggong has not locked anyone in these years, and everyone also thinks this place is unlucky, so they all avoid it and never come here out of curiosity.

In this way, this is naturally the place in the palace that best meets Zhu Youjian's requirements. After entering the cold palace, Zhu Youjian looked around and found that the yard was overgrown with weeds, and there were even cobwebs in the corners of the walls. There is also a dry well that has long since dried up, and when you look down, it is so dark that you can't see anything.

Going into the palace and looking at the palace of the cold palace, it cannot be said to be dilapidated, but it is not much better, maybe it is because no one has lived in it for a long time, even if the palace people have never left because it is a palace in the palace Cleaned up.

But being in it still makes people feel a desolate atmosphere permeating the palace.

This kind of scene can't help Zhu Youjian thought of those old people who heard in his previous life that this house must be occupied no matter what. Live in politely.

The old people said that this is also the reason why the houses that have not been lived in for a long time even if they are often cleaned, but people still feel dilapidated and desolate when they enter, because the "good friend" has already lived in the house where the "good friend" is no longer a human being. up!
Thinking of this, Zhu Youjian couldn't help but shudder!
This damned Wang Chengen, where is the wrong place to find, how to find such a place, to see dolls in this kind of place, won't...

I heard that those dolls that look like people are very evil!
Although Zhu Youjian is a materialist, things like time travel have happened. Although this time travel is also science, he still feels a little hairy now.

While Zhu Youjian was hesitating, Wang Chengen had already leaned in front of him, and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, the slaves have been looking around in this palace, and in the end I found that this place is the most suitable for you. What do you think?" ?hey-hey."

Looking at Wang Chengen's proud face, if he didn't know that this dog would not cheat him, Zhu Youjian would probably wonder if it was intentional!

But it's all here, and Zhu Youjian can't say that he's scared, let him change places, right?

After all, he is an emperor anyway, so how can he be afraid of ghosts?
So even though he had to bite the bullet, Zhu Youjian gritted his teeth and nodded: "Well, it's not bad, you can go out."

"Hey! The servant is now backing down!"

Speaking of which, Wang Chengen withdrew to the outside of the hall. Before going out, the doggy guy "intimately" helped to close the door, and before leaving, he said to Zhu Youjian: "Your Majesty, the slaves are staying outside, don't worry , as long as you don't make a sound, this servant will never let anyone in!"

Zhu Youjian responded with difficulty.

Immediately, the door was slammed shut by Wang Chengen!

The hall was very empty, and the sound of Wang Chengen closing the door echoed in the hall for four or five breaths before it stopped. Zhu Youjian walked alone in this empty hall, and walked towards the innermost bed step by step.

I don't know if it was intentional, but the bed in this cold palace is all pure white, whether it is the quilt or the gauze curtain. There is a window beside the bed, which is not closed. There is a slight wind blowing in from the outside. The gauze curtain is the same as that in the room. The white curtain was slightly shaken by the wind. In such an environment, this scene was a bit creepy.

Zhu Youjian walked forward in two or three steps, and closed the window tightly, so that the white curtains and gauze curtains slowly stopped.

"Ma De, no wonder people have always heard people say that concubines who are thrown into the cold palace are often frightened mad, so it's no wonder that they don't get frightened mad if they stay like this all year round!"

Zhu Youjian muttered to himself a few times, then shook his head and said, "Forget it, I won't throw people in anyway, so what's none of my business?

Or hurry up and take things out to see it!hey-hey!I've been wondering what it's like for a long time! "

Saying that, Zhu Youjian's handsome face couldn't help showing a wretched smile, but even so, his face was still so handsome that women screamed!

After all, he is a vigorous man, Zhu Youjian said that he didn't need it, but he was still curious about the things in his heart, after thinking for a while, he ordered in his mind: "System, first make me a low-grade one. !"

"Ding! The item has been taken out!"

Brush it!A blue light lit up, and an inflatable doll about 1.5 meters appeared on the bed!
Looking at this doll, Zhu Youjian's face twitched immediately!

"What the hell is this thing! Isn't it made of silicone? Why is it inflated, and this face, do you think two eyes, one nose and one mouth can tell me it's a human? How could it be a monkey!

Are you sure the thing in front of you is made in the shape of a woman?This is clearly done according to the appearance of the female monkey!No wonder their factory closed down!Gan! "

It's not that Zhu Youjian wants to complain, it's because the thing in front of him is so ugly, his hands and feet are round like that blue fat man!

Forget it, she doesn't even have a wig, she's completely bald!Especially that face, what does it look like, if you remove the fur around the bear-infested King Lijiji, and the monkey hair on his face is exactly the same!Zhu Youjian wondered if this factory was built just like Maomao!

Gan!
After watching this stuff, the sense of expectation in Zhu Youjian's heart suddenly disappeared a lot. With this level, it's no wonder this factory is down!Who would want to buy this thing!

With a blank expression on his face, he took out an embroidery needle that he had drawn earlier from the space, and Zhu Youjian pierced that face fiercely with one needle!

boom!
With a loud bang, the doll exploded!

It's better not to have such anti-human things appear in Daming, otherwise, if it is unearthed in the future, he is afraid that experts in future generations will think how strange their aesthetics of Daming people are!

For the sake of the reputation of the entire Ming Dynasty, this thing must be destroyed humanely!
"System, I warn you, if a warehouse is full of this kind of stuff, you just destroy it, don't waste my time and feelings."

Zhu Youjian said to the system coldly in his mind.

"Ding! Host, as the saying goes, you get what you pay for. The middle and low grade products are used by the manufacturers to fool those who want to buy cheap products. Only the high grade is the real flagship. Please host rest assured!"

"Ha ha!"

In this regard, Zhu Youjian sneered, he had long given up hope for the integrity of this system.

At this time, the sound of the inflatable doll exploding just now also startled Wang Chengen who was outside, and Wang Chengen pushed open the door with a bang and rushed in.

"Your Majesty! What happened?! The servants are here to save you!"

But as soon as he came in, Wang Chengen saw Zhu Youjian sitting on the bed in the cold palace expressionlessly, and looked at him expressionlessly.

So, Wang Chengen smiled awkwardly, and retreated with a bright face.

"Ha, what, what, Your Majesty's slaves are making a fuss, making a fuss, hehe..."

After Wang Chengen withdrew, Zhu Youjian turned his attention back to his mind again, and at the same time said to the system: "Okay, it's a mule or a horse. Pull it out for a walk and you'll know. Take out the best product for me."

"Ding! The item has been taken out!"

brush!A blue light lights up!
In the next moment, a fair-skinned and beautiful man with a protruding figure and a height of about 1.6 meters [-] has a delicate appearance, a pair of big eyes, a small Qiong nose, a small cherry-like mouth slightly opened, and a waist-length hair. The girl with twin ponytails and a custom-made nurse uniform appeared on the bed.

Zhu Youjian subconsciously touched the alluring white towering place.

"Ah~~~"

A seductive voice sounded, and Zhu Youjian's face turned red from the pain!

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