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Chapter 12 "Sea Cucumber" Shameless

Chapter 12 "Sea Cucumber" Shameless (please collect, please recommend)
Lin Mu said with a smile, "As one of the eight treasures in the world, sea cucumber is as famous as bird's nest and shark's fin. It is not only a precious food, but also a valuable medicinal material."

"According to the "Compendium of Materia Medica Supplements" records: sea cucumber, sweet and salty, tonifies the kidney, benefits the essence, absorbs urine, strengthens yang and treats impotence, its nature is warm and nourishing, and it is ginseng that is sufficient for the enemy, so it is named sea cucumber."

As a foodie, Lin Mu had plenty of information about these top ingredients in his mind, so he didn't need to look up the information, and just opened his mouth, which surprised Lin Manshan and Chen Siyuan who were sitting opposite.

Lin Mu's eyes suddenly fixed, because he saw that when he started to introduce sea cucumbers, many water friends started to bring rhythm in the barrage.

"Sea cucumber, I know this, the captain of a certain men's football team likes to eat it most!"

"Yes, the men's sea cucumber football team, two sea cucumbers a day, make their necks extremely flexible, and their ability to dodge balls is super!"

Seeing the ridicule of these water friends, Lin Mu also secretly smiled in his heart.

Before the men's football team had lost all their underpants in the World Cup qualifiers, and in an interview, he said that he ate sea cucumbers every day tonic. When he was tired, he ate two a day, and most of the time he ate one.

This kind of remarks instantly detonated the Huaxia fans, and all of a sudden, the sea cucumber was also affected by Chiyu.

Lin Mu straightened his face and said, "I see that some water friends seem to have some prejudices against sea cucumbers. I'm here to popularize sea cucumbers for everyone and clarify them!"

When Lin Mu started the live broadcast, Lin Manshan had already turned on his mobile phone and entered Lin Mu's live broadcast room, so both Lin Manshan and Chen Siyuan saw the barrage in the live broadcast room.

Chen Siyuan didn't know why, but Lin Manshan knew it well!

Seeing that Lin Mu was going to talk about popular science sea cucumbers without shame, and to help sea cucumbers clarify, this made Lin Manshan feel a little uneasy in his heart!
How powerful Huaxia's fans are, they know everything!

"I don't know why, but the word sea cucumber has suddenly become a derogatory term recently. Those water friends who made fun of sea cucumbers just now, I want to explain it to you carefully. Don't point fingers at Sang Huai and insinuate sea cucumbers in the future!"

As soon as these words came out, many of the water friends in the live broadcast room were furious in an instant with the argument that they wanted to whitewash the men's football.

Some people dare to support men's football, this is the rhythm to be confused!

Even Hu Xiaoli, who was watching the live broadcast in the office, was shocked.

Lin Manshan wanted to reach out and throw Lin Mu's cell phone away.

But, hearing Lin Mu's next words, Lin Manshan's hand stopped!
"I believe everyone should have studied biology, what is a sea cucumber, and a sea cucumber is a kind of invertebrate. Although it has thick skin and thorns, please, all water friends, especially those who have seen sea cucumbers, Recall, this sea cucumber really has no face."

The barrage that was madly criticizing Lin Mu just now in the live broadcast room stopped suddenly.

There is something in the words!
First retract your 40-meter long knife by one meter, so as not to hurt the friendly army.

Lin Mu looked serious about popularizing science, and continued seriously, "I'm not a zoologist either, and I don't know if this sea cucumber was born without a face, or because of some theory or management, it lost its face later on!"

"puff!"

Lin Manshan almost choked on his own saliva.

This kid, why is his mouth so bad!
I thought he was trying to defend the men's football team, but I didn't expect him to be a high-level black man!
Sea cucumbers have no face, and what's more, they lost face because of theory and management!
Isn't this what General Fan said back then, don't you even want your face?

The atmosphere in the studio instantly became active.

"This is a cultured person. From a biological point of view, after analyzing the commonality between sea cucumbers and men's football, they have no face!"

"Absolutely, the cultural level of this anchor is at least as high as two or three floors!"

"Come on, use the Italian cannon that I have dragged out, give big brother some huazi, and big brother will continue to scold!"

"My big knife of 40 meters is used to trim big brother's hair, big brother will continue!"

……

Of course, Lin Mu's complaints will not stop just like that. After all, as a senior fan, he is really disappointed with the performance of the men's football team in this World Cup qualifier!
"The life of this sea cucumber is just two words, lie flat!"

"Whether it's in the sea or after it's fried or fried, it's still lying flat, and it's all soft!"

"I also said just now, this sea cucumber, is it an invertebrate or an invertebrate mollusk, what is it least afraid of, being poked in the spine, why, because it doesn't have any at all!"

"However, don't look at this sea cucumber with thick skin and no bones, but it is quite expensive."

"To sum up, you should stop scolding the sea cucumber. It is also very helpless. It was born like this. What do you do with it? You have to forgive and forgive!"

Lin Mu made a lot of complaints eloquently, which amused the water friends in the live broadcast room.

"The little rabbit who pushed Luobei sent a rocket!"

"A good man sent a rocket!"

"Qin Yuan sent a rocket!"

"Dao Dongxing Aichen sent a rocket!"

"Tianxuan Yige sent a rocket!"

Suddenly, several rockets rose from Lin Mu's live broadcast room, which brought the atmosphere in the live broadcast room to its climax!

Lin Mu naturally expressed his gratitude to the rich donors very politely.

According to the newly signed agreement, Lin Mu can get 800 yuan for a rocket, which is equivalent to 4000 yuan in the account.

Lin Mu couldn't help being a little speechless, the money came too easily!

In order to repay everyone's love, Lin Mu decided that the next comments must be more serious.

"Ahem, alright, the playfulness just now is over, and now we're going to get down to business, and continue to comment on this roasted sea cucumber with green onions."

"The reason why many sea cucumbers with scallions don't taste like scallions is mainly because of the scallions."

Lin Mu took a piece of green onion from the plate and showed it to the camera.

"This is the top-quality scallion produced in Zhangqiu City, Shandong Province, which is why Fengze Garden's roasted sea cucumber with scallion is more authentic than other places."

Lin Mu put this piece of scallion into his mouth, and in the smell of sauce, the unstoppable, slightly sweet scallion fragrance filled Lin Mu's mouth at once.

Lin Mu licked his lips and said, "Actually, what I said is the most superficial thing about this dish, and the most important thing is the sauce of this dish. Of course, this is the core secret of Fengze Garden , we don’t know, and we dare not ask!”

After saying this, a hearty laughter rang out from outside the cubicle!

(End of this chapter)

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