Artists of the national tradition start from the puppet show

Looking at Hao Jian who was serious and unwilling to compromise, the expression on Ma Dongmei's face also softened. She pointed to the three resumes on the table and said word by word, "These three people are all arranged by the management. , you choose one at will, and we will start the machine right away!"

When Hao Jian heard this, he looked downcast, and everyone who saw it felt pitiful and funny!
Ma Dongmei said earnestly, "I managed to get the investment, why do you have to make trouble with the money?"

Just when Hao Jian was about to say something, Ma Dongmei's cell phone on the table rang!
Ma Dongmei glanced at the phone, and said to Hao Jian, "Look, the employer's father has called, you should think about it!"

After saying that, Ma Dongmei stood up, ready to go out to answer the phone!
As soon as he turned his head, he saw Lin Mu who was playing the pipa with an intoxicated expression on his face.

Ma Dongmei was silent for a second, and said with a look of disdain, "Is that the pipa music they played? At that time, the Guzheng music was played with a broken pipa!"

Lin Mu hurriedly smiled apologetically, and sure enough, he took his hand off the pipa, and the music continued!
This scene really made people laugh out loud!

At first, everyone thought it was Lin Muxiu's talent, just like the Dizi before, but it turned out to be a sham!
Ma Dongmei cursed and left the room through the screen at the back, and a word came from a distance, "Hey, Dad——"

Sure enough, the rich is the father!

Ma Dongmei originally yelled at Lin Mu in a rough voice, showing her true nature as a woman, but when she called "Dad" to the mobile phone, it was really tender. This change immediately attracted the attention of the audience. The audience couldn't stop laughing!

Since Ma Dongmei's debut, she has been famous for her laughs and movements like a woman's man.

However, as everyone knows, Ma Dongmei was also a petite and lovely young lady back then!

There was a funny thing back then, that is, after Ma Dongmei and Wu Dajing once had dinner outside, the paparazzi photographed the two having a happy conversation!
"Wu Dajing's hot girl with long legs at night", Wu Dajing was already a well-known actor and married at that time, while Ma Dongmei was unknown!

Ma Dongmei in the video has red hair and a slim figure, which is very different from her current image!
When Ma Dongmei learned about this video, she was very happy. She said that in the future, she will promote it as a long-legged hot girl, which is exciting to listen to!

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Seeing Ma Dongmei leave, Hao Jian sat down with a dejected face, picked up the script in his hand, glanced at Lin Mu who put down the pipa, and said casually, "Waiter, refill me some water!"

Lin Mu picked up the small teapot with a smile on his face, and walked towards Hao Jian with complicated affection in his eyes!

This ambiguous little expression immediately made the audience in the audience couldn't help laughing!

Walking to Hao Jian's side, Lin Mu shouted in a deep voice, "Director!"

Hao Jian looked up at Lin Mu suspiciously!

"Director Hao! Director Hao emo!"

As soon as this title was spoken, everyone on the scene burst into laughter!
However, some old people are a little confused, emo, what do you mean!

Emo is an Internet term that has emerged in the past two years. It roughly means decadence, depression, and negativity, which is not very objective!
Putting it on the dejected Hao Jian in front of him, it couldn't be more suitable!
Seeing that the waiter recognized him, Hao Jian felt pretty good, and seeing Lin Mu giving him a thumbs up, he quickly made a reserved expression and waved his hand!
While Lin Mu gave a thumbs up, he said with a look of disdain, "You are so cowardly!"

This reversal really caught everyone off guard!
I thought Lin Mu was a fan of Hao Jian, but I didn't expect this to be the same sentence!
"It can't be done, I'm laughing to death, Mu Shen's little eyes are really amazing!"

"Who dares to say bad about Mu Shen's acting skills, this reversal is really ridiculous!"

"My stomach hurts from laughing, God Mu is responsible for me!"

"Get out, don't touch my husband!"

"That's my husband!"

"All the concubines step down, the empress is here!"

……

Hao Jian's face was very embarrassing, and he was said to be cowardly in person, but as a celebrity, he still has self-restraint, and asked with a puzzled face, "No, who are you?"

While refilling Hao Jian's teacup, Lin Mu said confidently, "I'm here to help you!"

Hao Jian said with a wry smile, "You just need to refill the water for me!"

Lin Mu showed a proud expression, and said, "I'm here to help you play Monkey King!"

As he spoke, Lin Mu took the small teapot in his hand and choked up the tea in it in one gulp!

Hao Jian had a very funny expression on his face, and asked again, "Who the hell are you?"

Lin Mu said arrogantly, "I am the most suitable person in this world to play Monkey King!"

Seeing that Hao Jian wanted to speak, Lin Mu directly reached out to stop him, "Don't ask why, the less you know, the better!"

Lin Mu tapped his chest and pointed at Hao Jian, which made Hao Jian look dazed!

Hao Jian pondered for a moment, then stood up and shouted outside, "Manager!"

"Hey hey hey-"

After a series of responses, a man in the same suit and leather shoes came out from behind the screen!
Seeing this person, everyone applauded!

Because this actor is also the main actor of Happy Cannabis, and his name is Chang Yuan!

The background of this actor is not small, his grandfather is Mr. Chang Baohua, a famous comedian!
Chang Yuan walked in, and said charmingly, "Yo, brother, what's wrong with you?"

This voice made many people shiver uncontrollably!

In Chang Yuan's dramas, sketches, and movies, many of the characters are sissy, and everyone is used to it!
Hao Jian walked aside, pointed at Lin Mu, and said dissatisfiedly, "What's wrong with your waiter, what's his attitude!"

Chang Yuan hurriedly appease Hao Jian's anger, then looked back at Lin Mu, gritted his teeth and said, "Lin Xiaokong!"

Just when everyone thought that Chang Yuan was going to punish Lin Mu, unexpectedly, Chang Yuan turned around, looked at Hao Jian with a charming smile on his face, and said coquettishly, "Director Hao, let him act, he is The most suitable person to play Monkey King!"

This turning point really caught people off guard!

There was a big roar of laughter again at the scene!
Looking at Chang Yuan with a charming smile on his face, and Lin Mu who was laughing heartlessly behind Chang Yuan, Hao Jian was stunned!
Hao Jian asked with a strange expression, "Are you the manager?"

Chang Yuan said with a smile, "Yes, but it's also his manager!"

Chang Yuan's words made everyone laugh so hard!

Ma Dan, what kind of relationship is this between you, the restaurant manager, the waiter, and the manager!

It's so magical!
Seeing the two laughing heartlessly, Hao Jian also looked at the surrounding environment with a puzzled expression, and then questioned his soul.

"Isn't this a restaurant?"

Chang Yuan and Lin Mu said in unison, "The restaurant in Hengdian!"

Immediately, the audience was all out of breath from laughing!
It turns out that this is a restaurant in Hengdian, so it makes sense to say so!
After all, Hengdian is the holy land of China's film and television industry. Almost half of China's movies and TV series are filmed here.

Therefore, the most actors in Hengdian are actors!
When Hao Jian heard this, he also bit the pen in his mouth helplessly, and had nothing to say!

Hao Jian took a deep breath, and said with a pleasant face, "Look, I'm here for dinner today, what's the matter, let's talk about it later!"

Chang Yuan nodded and said, "Okay, tell me later!"

Chang Yuan and Lin Mu turned around at the same time, Hao Jiang just breathed a sigh of relief, and saw the two of them turned their heads directly, looked at him, and said at the same time, "Say it!"

"I can't, I can't, I'm laughing so hard that my intestines are about to break, help me!"

"The Mu Shen's expression is really too much to laugh at!"

"Let's talk about it later, that's what it meant. It's really amazing!"

"Who wrote the script, I'm so fucking laughing!"

Not only the audience at the scene were almost exhausted from laughing, but even the audience in front of the TV was laughing a little fuzzily!
When Hao Jian saw the virtues of the two, he was also very angry, and said loudly, "I have something to deal with today, so you two don't make any more trouble for me, okay?"

Seeing that Hao Jian was angry, Chang Yuan also hurriedly said, "Okay, we got it, Xiao Kong, let's go!"

Seeing that the two were finally about to leave, Hao Jian let out a sigh of relief and walked to his seat, ready to continue studying the script!
But unexpectedly, Lin Mu and Chang Yuan turned around and sat on the sofa at the door!
After sitting down, Hao Jian saw the two looking at him expectantly, and said speechlessly, "Go out, I want you to go out!"

The two quickly stood up, you pushed me and prepared to leave. When they were going out, just in time, Ma Dongmei walked in after finishing the phone call!
The two made way for Ma Dongmei, and then they were also glared at by Hao Jian, and left with a smile!
Ma Dongmei returned to her seat while talking sweet words to the benefactor on the phone!

"Hey, okay, Father Goodbye!"

After hanging up the phone, Ma Dongmei threw the phone on the table and said irritably, "Look, I've been urging me every day, what's going on, have you decided?"

Hao Jian looked embarrassed, unable to say anything, hemmed and hawed!
Ma Dongmei waved her hand and said, "Okay, let's eat first, waiter, order!"

Lin Mu trotted in quickly, holding the menu in his hand, just about to pass it to Ma Dongmei.

Ma Dongmei waved her hand and said, "Just order the New Year's five-person reunion set meal in your family!"

Hao Jian who was on the side looked surprised, and hurriedly stopped him, saying, "Sister, the two of us!"

Ma Dongmei glanced at Hao Jian, and said apologetically, "Oh, I forgot about you, let's see what you can eat!"

With that said, Ma Dongmei asked Lin Mu to put the menu in front of Hao Jian!
This operation made the audience go numb from laughter!
It turns out that Ma Dongmei ate this New Year's reunion set meal for five people alone!
This appetite!
Hao Jian was also speechless by Ma Dongmei's operation. After opening the menu, he didn't have the heart to look at it. Finally, he closed the menu and said, "Just give me a bowl of rice!"

Ma Dongmei looked at Hao Jian in surprise, and said, "Just eat a bowl of rice, so little?"

Hao Jian looked down at the script in his hand, and said in a deep voice, "Sister, I'm under too much pressure!"

Hearing the words, Ma Dongmei felt empathetic, rubbed the center of her brows, and said, "Yeah, me too, I'm so sad, I don't have any appetite at all!"

To tell the truth, there is no appetite for a set meal for five people. If you have an appetite, you may not know how much you will eat!

Hao Jian picked up the plastic surgery personnel's resume, put it in front of Ma Dongmei, and said, "Sister, look at this man, he has gone too far, he looks like a foreigner!"

Ma Dongmei said seriously, "What I want is to be like a foreigner. We have to innovate and combine Chinese and Western!"

After saying that, Ma Dongmei stood up proudly, and continued, "In the future, I will take our films abroad, go to the world, go to Hollywood, go to Los Angeles, I have made up my mind, let Let that Wukong combine with the foreign king Michael Jackson!"

Ma Dongmei's enigmatic accent made everyone laugh up and down. In the end, when they heard that Sun Wukong and Michael Jackson were going to be combined, people couldn't help laughing!

At this time, Lin Mu just came in with a plate of braised pork, and stood at the door. Hearing this, he also showed an extremely complicated expression on his face!
Hao Jian spread his hands at a loss, and said in confusion, "Sister, they have nothing to do with each other at all!"

Ma Dongmei sat there with her legs crossed, and said proudly, "It doesn't matter why, if you want me to say that they are the same person, especially that voice!"

Ma Dongmei looked at the audience, "Hey, huh, master——"

Lin Mu in the back also followed Ma Dongmei's voice, and the expression on his face became even more distorted!

Ma Dongmei looked at Hao Jian and asked, "Is it different?"

Hao Jian was left speechless by Ma Dongmei's operation, and said seriously, "Sister, I just don't know how he can combine with this drama!"

Ma Dongmei frowned and asked, "Why, is there no picture?"

Hao Jian nodded and said, "There is no picture at all!"

At this time, Lin Mu reached out and tapped his chest, and mouthed to Hao Jian, "I'll help you!"

Hao Jian was also speechless, and couldn't help but roll his eyes!
Ma Dongmei pondered for a moment, then said, "For example, the scene where Wukong thought Tang Seng was dead!"

"He looked at Tang Monk meat!"

Lin Mu looked at the braised pork in his hand!

"What mood?"

"Ah! Master! You, me, I haven't yet, you will be—"

Ma Dongmei in the front is speaking the lines, and Lin Mu in the back is restoring the scene one by one, and the audience below are all laughing so hard!

At the end, Ma Dongmei yelled twice, "Ah, ah——"

I saw Lin Mu turning around in the back, and then put one hand on top of his head, using the plate as a hat, standing on tiptoe, his crotch shaking wildly!

At this scene, the audience below all screamed in horror!

Lin Mu's movement is exactly the same as the iconic movement of the deceased Michael Jackson!