Hao Jian was dumbfounded watching Lin Mu's performance!
This time, not only the picture is there, but also very eye-catching!
And Ma Dongmei also became emotional, and shouted loudly, "Who is it, who is it, ah—"

Amidst the screams of the audience below, Lin Mu performed another classic Michael Jackson kick!

Lin Mu's right leg seems to have no bones, swinging back and forth in mid-air, even more exciting than Michael Jackson's genuine moves!

On the stage, Hao Jian looked at Lin Mu with crazy eyes!

This look is absolutely perfect!
The performances of the three are really a perfect match, especially the wonderful "double reed" between Ma Dongmei and Li Mu just now, which can be called a classic scene on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala!

Hao Jian's eyes changed from doubt to emptiness, looking at Lin Mu's smiling face, Hao Jian's eyes dropped with a little emptiness!

Lin Mu's performance just now completely shattered the image of Monkey King in his mind!
Nima, you dare to say that you are the most suitable person to play Monkey King in this world!

Taking advantage of the situation, Lin Mu put the braised pork in his hand on the table, and nodded very politely at the two of them!

Then, Lin Mu quickly left the private room!
Ma Dongmei knocked on the table and asked, "Is there any picture now?"

Hao Jian looked like he was being rolled rice, with a dull expression, nodded, and said, "Yes!"

Ma Dongmei said confidently, "How is it?"

Hao Jian said solemnly, "I just watched it, it's not very good!"

Lin Mu came in with another dish, and while putting it on the table, he also said, "I don't think it's too good either!"

Ma Dongmei looked at Lin Mu with a puzzled expression, and said, "What does it have to do with you, you go serve the food!"

Ma Dongmei's rough voice scared Lin Mu who was still about to say something, and hurriedly left the private room!
Hao Jian continued to persuade, "Sister, there are too many people using Michael now, and it's not new. Look, what did I think about filming "Monkey King" this time? I don't want to shoot those superficial things. Step into the heart of Sun Wukong!"

Hao Jian became more excited as he talked, and walked straight to Ma Dongmei's side.

Ma Dongmei also pretended to be listening!
"Under Wuzhi Mountain, Sun Wukong has been suppressed for 500 years. What do you think he should be like? Do you have any pictures?"

The serious expression on Hao Jian's face made people want to laugh!
Like Hao Jian just now, Ma Dongmei said with a blank face, "No!"

Hao Jian didn't know what to say. He just made a gesture when he heard a bang from behind, and everyone looked for it!

There was originally a window on the wall. At this time, the window was opened. Lin Mu poked his head out, hammered his chest, pointed at Hao Jian, and then let the upper window fall down, pressing half of himself that was protruding out, Made a look of being suppressed!
Seeing this scene, Ma Dongmei was so frightened that she hurriedly said, "Oh, this child was caught by the window, don't let his brain be caught!"

The audience below roared with laughter, feeling that this sentence was somewhat of a personal attack!
Just as Ma Dongmei was about to get up to save someone, Hao Jian's eyes lit up as if he had been struck by lightning. He stretched out his hand to hold Ma Dongmei who was about to get up, and said, "No, that's how it feels!"

Hao Jian walked slowly towards the window and said emotionally, "The Great Sage Equaling Heaven, the former Great Sage Equaling Heaven!"

Lin Mu also made a look of scratching his head!

Hao Jian picked up an apple and handed it to Lin Mu's mouth. With an ecstatic expression on his face, he said, "Nowadays, if you want to eat an apple, you have to look at a mortal. Think about it, if he If he wanted to talk, what would he say?"

Lin Mu was stunned for a moment, and there was a trace of sadness and helplessness in his eyes. At this moment, I don't know how many people were shocked by the change in his eyes!
"500 years, the vicissitudes of life..."

Lin Mu's voice, as if carrying the sense of vicissitudes of time, immediately captured everyone's hearts!

However, Hao Jian didn't let him finish singing, he pushed him back from the window and closed the window!

This scene made all the audience feel dissatisfied. Shen Mu is about to sing a new song, and this new song should be related to Monkey King!
Hao Jian, I hate you!

Hao Jian seemed to have found the Monkey King in his heart, looked at Ma Dongmei with a satisfied face, and said, "This is what I want, do you have a picture?"

Ma Dongmei nodded and said, "Don't tell me, I really have a little picture of him!"

Hearing this, Hao Jian showed a surprised expression, thinking that Ma Dongmei had changed his mind!
Unexpectedly, Ma Dongmei stood up and said earnestly, "But, emo, the kind of things you shoot, the kind of things you want, people don't want to watch, and now the audience want to watch Ba Zong, sweet pet, tsk Tsk tsk—”

As she said that, Ma Dongmei pouted her lips and performed a kissing gesture!
The audience below also understood and let out booing laughter!
Ma Dongmei's words can be regarded as revealing the current situation that the TV drama market is becoming more and more deformed!

No matter what TV series, if there is no love story, if there is no kissing scene, it seems that it is not a TV series!

Now, more and more viewers like to watch American dramas and British dramas. The reason is because the current domestic dramas are all bullying and sweet pets. They are simply mindless to the extreme!
American lawyer drama, let you see how to solve the case, how to try the case!

Domestic lawyer drama, let you see how lawyers fall in love!

The doctor drama of the American drama, let you see how to cure the disease and how the medical treatment develops!

Domestic doctor drama, let you see how doctors fall in love!

Domestic costume drama, let you see how the ancients fell in love!

Domestic police drama, let you see how the police fall in love!

The domestic myth drama, let you see how the gods fall in love!

The most nonsensical thing is that not only men and women can fall in love, even two men can't do it!

This kind of TV series that lowers the IQ and makes the scalp tingle has already occupied the entire TV series market!

What kind of in-depth film do you want to make, I'm sorry, the audience doesn't like to watch it!
In fact, it's not that the audience doesn't like to watch it, it's that they don't have a choice.

Every day, I feed everyone these shit-like TV dramas, and even deceive myself and say that this is the audience's choice!

Nima, what right do the audience have to choose!

Many people have a deep feeling for today's sketch by Happy Cannabis and Lin Mu!
It has been a long time, no one dared to be on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, so to be honest!

Hao Jian sat down helplessly, and said dumbfoundingly, "Sister, Monkey King and Ba Zong, I can't get together at all, I don't have a picture!"

Hearing Hao Jian say that there is no picture, the audience below also laughed out loud. They all know that the picture will come next!
Sure enough, upon hearing this, Ma Dongmei knocked on the table with a speechless face, and said, "You don't have a picture, waiter—"

Ma Dongmei shouted towards the door.

Lin Mu responded and walked out!
"Come on, give him a picture!"

In Ma Dongmei's mouth, Lin Mu is like a tool man!
However, Lin Mu tapped his chest willingly, pointed at Hao Jian, and said, brother, I support you!

Ma Dongmei said with a look of pointing Jiangshan, "Say, Monkey King was walking on the road and met a beautiful girl!"

Hearing this, Lin Mu thought for a while, and then looked at the surrounding decorations, his eyes were fixed, as if he saw something!
The next moment, Lin Mu's entire temperament changed, from a waiter to a rich second generation.

The expression on his face became cold and arrogant, there was a hint of frivolity at the corner of his mouth, and even more domineering in his eyes.

This expression instantly made the female audience scream out!
This is too handsome!

Mu Shen going to play the boss, the absolute ratings will explode!

But, suddenly, Hao Jian had an idea and said, "This girl is a bone spirit!"

Lin Mu instantly changed from Ba Zong to Monkey King, and shouted, "Hey, goblin!"

Ma Dongmei shouted, "But he fell in love with the Bone Demon!"

Lin Mu pulled away from Monkey King in an instant, and turned back to the overlord, leaning on the wall with one hand, and gave a handsome wall-dong to the floor lamp by the wall!

Lin Mu said in a deep voice, "Hey, little fairy!"

This sexy voice immediately drove the female audience crazy!

"I'll go, the Mu Shen is too good at teasing, little goblin, I'm going numb!"

"Although I don't like to watch Ba Zong's sweet pet drama, as long as the hero is a shepherd, I would like to watch it!"

"Ah, I hate it, why isn't that floor lamp mine!"

"It seems to be knocked against the wall by the God of Mu, calling me a little fairy!"

"Stop messing around, the good-looking ones are called goblins, and the bad-looking ones are called big goblins!"

Lin Mu's "Little Fairy" immediately ignited female audiences across the country.

Who wouldn't love such an overlord!
Hao Jian was also speechless by Lin Mu's operation. He stood up excitedly and said, "Bone Demon wants to kill his master!"

Lin Mu immediately changed his role, grabbing the floor lamp with both hands, as if pinching the bone demon's neck, with sharp eyes!
Not to be outdone, Ma Dongmei shouted, "But she is pregnant with your monkey!"

Lin Mu was startled, and quickly let go of his hands, and looked up and down the "Bone Demon" with a look of bewilderment, with shock and joy in his eyes!

Many directors were surprised by Lin Mu's wonderful performance!

Although the plot is very nonsensical, every expression of Lin Mu is logical and very just right!

Hao Jian patted the table and said, "You have violated the rules of heaven, and the heavens know about it. The Taishang Laojun locked you in the alchemy furnace!"

Lin Mu knelt on the ground, with a rebellious expression on his face, raised his head and said with a grin, "Taishang Laojun, if you dare, burn me to death!"

Ma Dongmei came to Lin Mu's side, with an ambiguous smile on her face, and said, "Suddenly, you found that old gentleman looks really handsome!"

The expression on Lin Mu's face instantly changed back to that of the overlord, he looked up, with a smile on his lips, and said in a deep voice, "Old gentleman, you are playing with fire!"

As soon as this sentence came out, everyone's goosebumps were instantly aroused!
Mr. Ba became danmei, and the atmosphere on the stage suddenly became gay among gays!
Ma Dongmei looked at Hao Jian proudly. Hao Jian saw that the plot was so bloody, so he quickly pulled the plot back!

"Sun Wukong kicked the alchemy furnace over, and he fell a thousand miles away!"

Lin Mu stood up, kicking with one foot, and then performed a handsome cartwheel, which drew applause from the audience!

Ma Dongmei continued, "Just to get back to Bone Demon, just to say that sentence—"

Before Ma Dongmei could say anything, Hao Jian hurriedly continued, "My old grandson—"

Ma Dongmei took a step faster and said, "loveyou——"

Originally, Lin Mu was holding the floor lamp with one hand, as if he was about to kill the bone demon himself, but when he heard this, he froze in place!
Ma Dongmei pouted with intoxication, "Tsk tsk tsk—"

Lin Mu's side is also like a marionette, as if being kissed by a bone spirit, with the floor lamp sticking to his face, there is no way to avoid it!

Ma Dongmei patted the table, and said intoxicated, "Look, how beautiful this is, everyone loves to watch this now, right?"

Ma Dongmei yelled at the audience in the audience!
The audience also shouted together very cooperatively, "Yes!——"

In the end, Lin Mu could only shrug his shoulders, showing a helpless expression!
Hao Jian held his head in his hands, and said with a face full of tears and laughter, "This is not good, this is not the real Monkey King!"

A strong mockery appeared on Ma Dongmei's face, she knocked on the table disdainfully and said, "Who cares? Who..."

"I care!"

A loud voice made Hao Jian and Ma Dongmei look at Lin Mu!

Hao Jian said with a moved face, "You understand me!"

Lin Mu said with a moved face, "No, you understand me!"

Lin Mu and Hao Jian looked at each other affectionately, and Ma Dongmei in the middle seemed to no longer exist!
"The Wuzhi Mountain you mentioned just now, I think you are right, 500 years, the Monkey King who has been suppressed for 500 years, has nowhere to display his talents!"

Lin Mu's words made Hao Jian's eyes moist!
Hao Jian repeated, "Yeah, all his talents can't be used!"

He felt that what Lin Mu was talking about was not Monkey King, but him!
Over the years, although he has gained the title of a great director, but looking at the works he has made, all of them are overbearing and sweet pets. None of the works have a soul, and none of them are truly thoughtful!
This is not what he wants!
He is like a Monkey King who has talent but is suppressed by capital!
Lin Mu showed a disdainful smile, looked at Ma Dongmei, and said, "Even eating depends on the face of ordinary people!"

Hao Jian's eyes were shining brightly, he stared at Lin Mu firmly, and said, "But, how brilliant he used to be!"

Lin Mu shook his head and smiled bitterly, and said, "But, he forgot!"

Hao Jian's eye circles were completely red, and tears could be clearly seen rolling in the eye circles.

"Yes, he forgot! He forgot that he is the Monkey King!"

The two of them gathered around the dining table and walked around the circle. Ma Dongmei, who was sitting by the table, looked so redundant!

"He forgot that he was Monkey King!"

"He forgot that he once faced a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals alone!"

"He forgot everything!"

Lin Mu walked to the wall, and there was a faint picture of a mountain on the wall!

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