The journey to the heavens starts from the underground station

Chapter 290 The Calculating Bodhisattva
The Four Saints tried their Zen mind, and the old mother of Lishan, who had transformed into a widow, took the three Bodhisattvas, Guanyin, Puxian and Manjusri, who had transformed into three daughters, to seduce the sutra-learning team.

As a result, Bajie moved Fanxin and was teased and warned.

There is no difficulty, no danger.

The three apprentices waited in silence, Li Yu put his hands on his cheeks, thinking constantly in his mind, and the smile on his face kept rippling.

These bodhisattvas want to mess with poor monks, and they still resort to such low-handed means?Seduction is fine, but why don't you send a charming female fairy?Maybe the poor monk will just push the boat along!But they are lucky, they are not even willing to be a female goblin, and they end up in person!
It's fine to end up in person, but there is something wrong with the identities of these bodhisattvas!
Avalokitesvara is a woman in this life, she is not mentioned, but Manjusri and Puxian, these are two men!
Looking for two men to pretend to be great ladies to seduce the poor monk?Guanyin, what does she want to do?
Pooh!nausea!

Thinking of this, Li Yu suddenly had a chill and couldn't help shivering. At the same time, a slightly wicked idea popped up!

Just for this point, Guanyin Bodhisattva has to increase his memory!
"Bajie, come here!"

Li Yu beckoned, and Bajie came forward with a smile: "Master, what's wrong with this, tell your disciples?"

"Worry," Li Yu cursed with a smile. After a little consideration, in order to make this scene more interesting, he simply told the disciples: "Wukong, Wujing, you two also come together. The strange thing is..."

According to the original work, Li Yu told the three apprentices the key to the four sages' Zen meditation, plus a horse who had no intention of listening. Of course, this is just a close guess, perhaps because Li Yu replaced Xuanzang as a learner, With the change of identity, this catastrophe may also change, but it remains the same.

Its purpose is still to seduce, to test the mind of Zen.

Informing the disciples is just in case, the methods of the Bodhisattvas have been changed, don't get caught up in the way; especially Bajie, although he is lazy and greedy, stealing and cheating, and extremely lecherous, but after all, he is his disciple , can't... hey?After thinking about it like this, it seems that it would be good to let this rammer get some lessons, huh?
"Master, it's thanks to you for telling me, otherwise," when bad thoughts arose in Li Yu's heart, Bajie suddenly took a step back in fright, and cold sweat broke out on his fat face: "Will Brother Monkey and Lao Sha fall in love?" I don’t know the plan, but my old pig, ninety-nine out of ten will fall into the plot of the Bodhisattva! Oh, my mother, these bodhisattvas are too hurt!"

"It's good for you to know, as a teacher, you don't deliberately prevent you from violating the precepts, but you can distinguish which ones you can touch and which ones you can't!" Li Yu snorted coldly, and put his hand on the top of Bajie's head: "You bastard Dude, I'm clearly thinking about Yutu in the Moon Palace and the third lady of Gao Laozhuang, but when I meet a woman who is a little bit pretty, I can't help myself, so you are a pig?"

While Li Yu was talking, he pinched the tight band on Bajie's head with his fingers, and with a thought, he took off the band lightly by using his portable space.

"Yes, yes, what the master taught is that my old pig will definitely change in the future, but master, my old pig thinks that love and desire are two different things, just like the old pig loves rabbits in his heart, but it is inevitable that he will be with those women. ...Huh? The tight band on the old pig's head...Master, can feelings be taken off?"

Bajie smiled foolishly, admitting his mistake with a mixed heart, suddenly felt light on the top of his head, felt strange in his heart, stretched out his hand to touch it, and suddenly found that the tight hoop that had tortured him for a long time had disappeared, and looked closely, Master Just pinching the hoop and playing with it!
Suspicious in his heart, Bajie turned his head, and the monkey was laughing and laughing. Those two hairy hands were pinching the golden hoop on the top of his head, buckling it and taking it off, and then carefully inspecting it with his spiritual sense. Without power fluctuations, it is obviously a fake!
"Master, brother monkey, you have always been in love with me, old pig! You say that even a bodhisattva can't take off the magic treasure of the Buddha, but master, a heavenly immortal, can easily take it off? Maybe there really is that loose hoop curse!"

"Idiot, what nonsense!" Bajie complained, but Li Yu didn't say anything, but Wukong blushed, with a little embarrassment, and scolded: "There is no Loose Hoop Curse, I will wear it for you The hoop is also for you to calm down, it’s all taken off for you, and you still complain about it! Don’t talk nonsense, come here and listen to Master’s arrangement!"

"Brother Monkey, you, alas!"

Li Yu gave Wukong a look of approval, pretending not to see Bajie's resentful expression, and threw the tight hoop to Wukong, and said, "Go in later, let's do this..."

Following Li Yu's narration, Wukong's expression became more and more excited, Bajie's fat face had a smirk, but Drifting's ferocious blue face faintly carried a hint of despair of being on a pirate ship...

Half an hour later, the scripture learning team came to the valley and stood between the two stone lions outside the main entrance of the mansion.

Bajie took a few steps forward, raised his hand, and was about to knock on the door when he suddenly thought of a question.

"Master, what excuse do we use to go in?"

"Hey!" Hearing this, Li Yu was taken aback for a moment, then looked at the rammed goods with eyes that hated iron and steel, and sighed: "Bajie! As a teacher, I have been so kind to you these days that you have forgotten I haven't learned my own identity or the skills passed down from my ancestors!"

"what?"

"Who are we?" Li Yu picked up the hem of his monk's robe and made a gesture: "Monk! It's not a matter of course for this monk to beg for alms? There is no need to find any excuses!"

"Master, what you said is unconscionable. My old pig has been with you for half a year. How have you ever seen you do anything that a monk should do?" Huan, at the same time muttering silently in his mouth: "I don't read scriptures, I can eat meat, kill people and set fires, this time it's okay, even the Bodhisattva was tricked by you, hehe, hehe."

Bajie knocked on the copper ring, and the clanging sound could be heard far away. Not long after, the side door next to the main entrance was opened a crack, and a pretty woman came out.

The woman was wearing a green palace jacket and a goose yellow embroidered skirt. Her black hair was tied into a woman's bun, and a golden step was inserted obliquely. Her face was slightly powdered, and her expression was slightly sullen. She glanced around at the Buddhist scriptures team.

"Who knocks on my widow's door?"

Sure enough, there is something strange!
Bajie narrowed his small eyes. This time, even if Brother Hou didn't have the sharp eyes to see the truth, because the master reminded him in advance, he immediately sensed something was wrong!

An ordinary woman, seeing the face of our old pig, and the appearance of Brother Hou and Lao Sha, is not frightened at all, but has the courage to ask questions?
Brother Hou really made sure that these gods, Buddhas and Bodhisattvas are usually high above, how do they know the daily necessities of ordinary people!

"Female benefactor, you're being polite." Bajie smiled secretly in his heart, his face was calm, and a simple and honest smile was squeezed out of his fat face, imitating the way of an honest monk, he joined hands and gave a salute: "We are Dongtu The monk who came from the Tang Dynasty and wanted to go to the Western Paradise to worship Buddha and seek scriptures, the little monk Zhu Wuneng, the one with the monkey face over there is the little monk’s brother, Sun Wukong; the one with the blue face is his brother, Sha Wujing, Bai The fat and handsome one is the master of our brothers and sisters, Tang Huang Yudi, the eminent monk Tang Sanzang, because he passed by here, it was getting late, so he had the audacity to come to the door, and hoped that the female benefactor would be merciful and give some food, Give me another shack and stay overnight."

"You monk with a long mouth and big ears is sweet and can talk. But the little woman doesn't have any huts, but there are a few guest rooms. Let's wait." After Bajie finished speaking, the woman restrained her anger and looked pretty. He glanced at the few people again, and by the way, gave Li Yu a wink, and returned to the mansion sideways, and opened the main door.

"Since you are an eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty, please enter the mansion."

"Thank you for the benefactor." Li Yu smiled and showed his acting skills: "Bajie, lead the horse, I Kong and Wujing, please don't be rude when entering the house."

Entering the mansion, the green trees are lush and lush, and it is already late autumn, but there are still clusters of flowers, small bridges and flowing water; after passing the front yard, the spacious and tall main hall houses, carved beams and painted buildings, with dragons, phoenixes, auspicious animals, and unicorns hovering on the roof; look to both sides Go, in the back yard, there are many pavilions, and there are servant girls and servants hurrying.

Hehe, it really is otherworldly!Looking at the scenery in the mansion, Li Yu unconsciously showed a sneer.

These bodhisattvas have really done a good job in order to fool people!All kinds of out-of-season plants are fine, but the building is obviously out of control!

How can ordinary people carve dragons, phoenixes and unicorns on the corners of the roof eaves?Just for the sake of beauty, but divorced from reality!

"Elder, please drink tea."

Li Yu and the three apprentices all pretended to be confused, and handed over the white dragon horse to the servants transformed by the Bodhisattvas. The pretty widow who followed the change of the old mother of Lishan entered the main hall, Li Yu sat in the guest seat, and the three apprentices stood Beside her, the servant girl held out tea, and Li Yu was not polite. She took it up and drank it. After finishing it, she asked, "The surname of the benefactor Gao? Where is this place?"

As soon as these words came out, Li Shan's old mother couldn't help being startled.

She just couldn't resist His Majesty the Jade Emperor's good intentions, so she bowed herself to participate in the Journey to the West, and reluctantly mixed up some merits to go back and practice a small gadget. This changed the idea of ​​testing the sutra learning team. what!Moreover, she is a high-ranking female fairy who has attained the Tao. Her cultivation base is not high but her seniority is high. She lives in seclusion and teaches apprentices on weekdays without asking about world affairs, and she doesn't know where this place is!

But since the pilgrims ask, they have to answer, otherwise it will not reveal the truth.

The old mother of Li Shan moved her mind slightly, and then she came up with some words, and she also brought up the topic by the way: "This is the land of Hezhou, Xiniu. The little lady's maiden name is Jia, and her husband's family name is Mo. She was unfortunate in her childhood, and her father-in-law died early. Died, and inherited the ancestral property with her husband, with tens of thousands of family assets and thousands of hectares of fertile land. It is a pity that she has no children in her life, and only has three daughters. Unfortunately, she lost her husband a few years ago, leaving the land and family property empty, and has no relatives. The little woman inherited the family business and raised her daughter to adulthood. She just clings to an empty bed and is lonely every year. She wants to marry someone else, but she can't give up the family business. Unexpectedly, the elders came here today, and there are four masters and apprentices. God's will. There are four young women, mother and daughter, who want to sit on the mountain to recruit a husband, and the four are just right, I don't know what the elder wants?"

As she said that, Li Shan's old mother's expression of pretending to refuse and welcome, coupled with her mature face, directly hooked people's hearts.

I don't think so, you're obviously teasing me!The surname is Jia, and he was also in Xiniu Hezhou. How could I not know that this place is Xiniu Hezhou?Li Yu was unmoved, and subconsciously twitched the corners of his mouth, and the three apprentices also kept a straight face, fearing that they couldn't help laughing out loud, which disrupted the master's plan.

"This..." Li Yu talked about him from left to right, and deliberately teased: "The female benefactor is very miserable, and there is no man to inherit the huge family business. However, this is also the fault of the female benefactor. , why don't the benefactor accept more concubines for him, and have more children, so that no one will inherit the family business! Benefactor, the poor monk has to persuade you, this kind of jealousy is outrageous! You say you have such a temper , but let the poor monk dare to marry?"

puff!As soon as Li Yu's voice fell, the monkey couldn't control it and almost burst out laughing, and quickly held back; Li Shan's old mother couldn't help but twitched her mouth when she heard this, and her heart rose with anger.

Is this pilgrim sick?I talk to you well, but you tell me not to be jealous?to make!It's all up to you!Anyway, this is all fake, let's see if your Tang Sanzang Zen heart is firm!
The old mother of Li Shan held back her temper and persuaded again softly: "What the elder said is that the little lady used to be jealous, but now it has changed. If the elder enters my family, the little lady can't find a pretty woman for the elder. , recruiting concubines, and the maids of the mansion, and let the elders choose them, I don't know what the elders want?"

"Uh..." Li Yu rolled his eyes, pretending to be hesitant, and moved his left ear. Ba Jie immediately received the signal, and he came over knowingly, with a greedy smile on his face, flattering Li Shan's old mother Smiling, two drops of halazi dripped from the corner of his mouth, licked his lips, and lay next to Li Yu's ear.

"Master, the condition offered by this female benefactor is good. My old pig is envious after seeing it. Let's stay here as son-in-law, isn't it better than the one who worked hard every day on the West Paradise Road?"

Although Bajie spoke in the ear, how could Li Shan's old mother who was so close at hand couldn't hear it, so she immediately opened her mouth to add a little heat.

"It's still true what the noble disciples said, Elder Tang, the little woman has more than three hundred hectares of paddy fields, dry land, mountains, forests, and fruit trees each, more than a thousand cattle and buffaloes, herds of mules and horses, and countless pigs and sheep. The family has enough to eat for eight or nine years. If you are willing to recruit your master and apprentice to my house, you will be at ease, prosperous and rich, and it will be better than being sent by someone to eat and sleep in the wind and sleep in the west. Want to be strong?"

Li Yu still sat upright, silent, but this time his right ear moved slightly.

Wukong rolled his eyes, received the signal, and immediately stood up, persuading him generously: "Master, my old grandson is moved after hearing these conditions. If the master doesn't agree, he will stay and give up this journey to the west. , My old grandson can also get a free body by the way, and return to Huaguo Mountain to be king and ancestor, isn't it happier than working hard to be a monk?"

"Hey! You bastard! What nonsense are you talking about!" After the monkey finished speaking, Li Yu immediately pretended to be sullen, and reprimanded him, but his eyes rolled around on purpose, appearing a little absent-minded.

Everything is performed according to Master's script!Wukong grinned, moved his tail hidden behind him, and sent a signal to Junior Brother Sha behind him.

Lao Sha, it's your turn to play!

(End of this chapter)