The journey to the heavens starts from the underground station

Chapter 291 Wukong, chant the mantra!
"Master, master, disciple, I think, um... the big brother is right!"

Drifting received the signal, embarrassing his blue face, took a step forward, and faltered in agreement.

He was not good at lying. He couldn't say the set of words that Li Yu taught him before. He had no choice. In order to create an atmosphere that all three apprentices agreed with, Li Yu could only teach him this sentence.

"Wujing, as a teacher, I didn't expect you to be so thick-browed and big-eyed... Sigh!"

Li Yu's acting skills are absolutely online. As soon as Drifting's words fell, he turned his head in shock, finished half a sentence, sighed, and then remained silent.

"Female benefactor, let's invite Ling'ai out so that we, master and apprentice, can meet each other!" Ba Jie understood, knowing that it was time for him to appear again: "Look, my master has agreed!"

"Bajie! Since when did you become a teacher... Sigh! I was caught in an injustice, Jie Qing waited!"

Li Yu remained silent, as if acquiescing, a complex look appeared in Li Shan's old mother's eyes, but it was not time to reveal the mystery at this time, she continued to pretend, and shouted with a charming smile: "Daughters, come out to meet the guests Already!"

Shouting those words, it sounded like an old bustard in a fucking brothel!Li Yu almost laughed, quickly held back, and looked up at the side door.

A gust of fragrant wind blows, only to hear ring rings ringing loudly, smiling sweetly, three beautifully dressed, fairy-like girls come out from the side door one by one, each of the girls half-covers their faces with brocade handkerchiefs, beautiful eyes Zhuan Zhuan quietly looked over at the scripture learning group.

The beauty of the country!Bajie couldn't help but twitched his long nose lightly, sniffed the fragrance of makeup and powder that permeated the room, turned his face sideways, lowered his head slightly, with an intoxicated look on his face, looked at the young girl, and was really amazed in his heart. I can't help but think to myself.

This bodhisattva really knows what my old pig likes. If Master hadn't told me in advance, Lao Zhu would definitely be fooled!

As a matter of course, the current appearance of this rammed goods is naturally pretended. According to Li Yu's instructions, it is better for Bajie to restrain himself.

Seeing Bajie's appearance, the leader of the girls showed a hint of disgust in his eyes.

"The little woman was destined to be childless, so she ended up with these three daughters; the eldest daughter is named Zhenzhen, 20 years old this year; the second daughter is named Aiai, this year; the youngest girl is Lianlian, 16 years old this year, and none of them have ever been betrothed to others. Although they are The little women are ugly, but fortunately, the little girls have a certain color, and the female workers are omnipotent; when my husband was there, I also asked the master to teach them to read some poems and books, recite poems and make pairs, and know how to dance, write and ink. It's not that vulgar and vulgar, I guess it's worthy of the elders?" The old mother of Li Shan pointed at the three girls from a distance, praised a few words eloquently, and then asked: "Elders, which one do you like? Speak out generously, and the little woman can make her own decisions."

"Mother!" As soon as Li Shan's old mother finished speaking, the three girls disguised as Bodhisattvas called out in unison, their voices wanting to refuse and their expressions even more shy, making people look at me with pity.

Damn, I miscalculated!

Li Yu frowned slightly, counting back and forth, and forgot that there was still such a scene, but it was not too late to make up for it, thinking in his heart, Li Yu pulled his hand into his arms, pretending to tickle, and when he took it out again, He held a coin-sized ball in his hand, the whole body was pitch black, and there was only a little red ball the size of a sesame seed on it, and he was playing with it in his hand.

Li Shan's old mother glanced at it casually and didn't care, but she didn't know that what Li Yu was holding in his hand now, a gadget that seemed to have no mana fluctuations, was actually a technological creation from another world.

A portable HD video camera from the world of Pandora!
What bad thoughts can Li Yu have?I just want to record all kinds of things that happened next, and then quietly spread them out to add some fun to the bosses of the Three Realms!
As for such embarrassing things being spread, the three Bodhisattvas will have no face to go out in the future, so what's the matter with Li Yu?

Made it myself!

"Elders, have you made up your mind? Which one should you choose?" Li Shan's old mother asked again.

"Master?" Wukong came to Li Yu's side, his tone seemed to be asking, but his furry hand knocked on the table, making two soft bangs, which seemed to be an unintentional reminder, but it actually meant something else.

This is the signal that Li Yu set before. Li Yu is very sure that Li Shan's old mother must be the role of "mother", but the three Bodhisattvas, the changing "daughters", who is older and who is younger, has to be determined by Wukong's piercing eyes.

Twice, that represents the second situation, the boss of Guanyin, the second of Puxian, and the third of Manjusri!

"That's all! You can't be a master!" After Li Yu received the signal, he knew it in his heart, and he was silent for a while, his face lost: "I made the female benefactor laugh, the poor monk has no way to discipline, and the three apprentices he accepted each have their own thoughts. May the poor monk not be easy to control if he is addicted to rich and noble female sex. If so, the poor monk should accept them! But if you want the poor monk to stay and be your son-in-law, that is absolutely impossible! The female benefactor should not persuade again, this is Fate! Wukong, you are a big brother, you choose first!"

Hearing what Li Yu said, Li Shan's old mother finally showed a hint of satisfaction in her eyes, and Guanyin Bodhisattva, who was pretending to be the eldest daughter, also nodded secretly.

After all, he is still an eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty. Although he does not practice trifles on weekdays and does not look like a monk, he can still have such concentration at critical moments!
But as apprentices like Buddhist scriptures, it’s a little bit worse, but it’s okay!

Presumably after this lesson, they will also restrain themselves.

"Since that's the case, the little lady doesn't dare to ask extravagantly. I just want to find a good husband for my daughter. It's really hard for the little lady. The elders don't want to condescend, and the little lady still keeps the vacant room alone." Li Shan's old mother said With regret, he looked at Wukong: "This little elder, did you choose first?"

"That's natural!" Wukong followed the script and smiled proudly: "My grandson is the big brother, so naturally I will choose first."

"My old grandson doesn't know anything about love, but since I have to choose, then my old grandson will choose your eldest daughter, with equal status."

Zhenzhen Guanyin Bodhisattva, who became the eldest daughter, raised her head quietly, glanced at the monkey shyly, then quickly lowered her head, the mockery flashed in her eyes, and said in a low voice: "My daughter is entirely up to the mother."

"That's it," a disciple took the bait, and Li Shan's old mother smiled: "The little lady is in charge, and the eldest daughter of my family will promise..."

"Wait a minute!"

"Mother-in-law, don't rush to settle this matter, Laozhu has something to say." At this moment, Bajie suddenly stood up, first cheekily, and called mother-in-law in a courteous manner, and then bravely stood opposite his senior brother with a tone of voice tough.

"Brother Monkey, since you don't understand love and love, why do you need to delay the life of the young lady?"

"Furthermore, this is recruiting a son-in-law to match the human relationship, but it is consensual. It's not about your ranking on Huaguo Mountain, where strength is the most important thing."

"Elder brother should match the eldest lady? My old pig doesn't think so!"

"Mother-in-law, you don't want Ling Ai to marry and be a widow, do you?" Bajie scoffed at Houzi, and with a shy face, he mysteriously revealed Houzi's background: "You may not know, senior brother Lao Zhu, It popped out of the cracks in the rocks, and the heart is made of stones, cold and hard, how can you know anything about men and women!"

"Furthermore, his female monkey on Huaguo Mountain has been harmed by him for countless times. Over the past few hundred years, the number of monkeys and monkeys' grandchildren are countless. Lingai married her and became a grandma for others. What!"

"Old pigs are different. They look ugly, but they are simple and honest in heart. They love their daughter-in-law the most, and they have practiced some methods of fighting to keep the bed happy. Moreover, they come from a peasant family and are able to do housework. They are the most diligent. The work in this field can be easily captured by the old pig, which can ensure the prosperity of the family business."

This pig is so brave!

Li Yu listened in a daze to Bajie crackling and crackling a lot of words, deeply admired in his heart.

Competing with the monkeys is a script that Li Yu has negotiated a long time ago. Praising himself, Bajie has done nothing wrong with it; but those words that hurt the monkeys in the middle are definitely not taught by Li Yu!

The rascal really had resentment towards the monkey, and took this opportunity to vent it all in one go.

That's right, these days, Bajie was subdued by Wukong's chastening, threatening to chant the magic spell every now and then, now that the hoop is taken off, doesn't he feel that he can do it again!

I hope Wukong will not lose his mind and ruin the plan!Li Yu looked at the monkey worriedly.

"Okay, okay! You don't obey discipline, dare to be presumptuous with my old grandson, stick your head over, and hit you three lonely crutches!"

Here, after listening to Ba Jie's words that harmed him, although Wukong was angry, he did not lose his mind. He just made a note of the money in his heart, with an angry face, he took out the golden cudgel and turned his back on the Bodhisattvas. Bajie winked, and the lines were written word for word according to the script.

No, I'm out of my mouth!After Bajie finished speaking, cold sweat broke out on his head, and he patronized the performance, but he actually hurt Brother Monkey by his mouth. Seeing Brother Hou winking, Bajie felt relieved. Fortunately, Brother Hou didn't care about it, so he always Honestly say the line agreed in advance: "You plague monkey, the old pig is afraid that you will fail!"

Also spit out the nine-tooth nail rake!

"Nonsense!" Luckily, Wukong is rational!Li Yu breathed a sigh of relief, and seeing that the atmosphere was over, he immediately scolded: "Dare to start a dispute in front of the teacher? Put it all away, and squat over there to reflect!"

Li Yu pointed at the door, and the two apprentices honestly followed the script and squatted in the past to reflect; Li Yu said with a smile on his face, apologetically: "Amitabha, let the benefactor laugh!"

"The villain messed around and disturbed the benefactor, and the poor monk apologized on behalf of the disciple."

"It's okay." Li Shan's old mother smiled and pointed to the two people who were squatting at the door to reflect: "The teacher's orders cannot be violated, why not let the elders decide for the apprentices? Whoever the elder says they should be matched with!"

"Master, my grandson chooses the eldest daughter!"

"Bah! Master, don't listen to this monkey! The old pig wants a big one!"

The two people at the door yelled just right.

The performance is good, I will add chicken legs later!Li Yu was very satisfied in his heart, and expressed his embarrassment on his face: "This... the female benefactor is related to the important matters of the disciples' human relations, and the poor monk dare not make decisions easily. If not, wouldn't it be a waste of the disciple's life? Forgive the poor monk for being depressed, I really can't think of a way, dare to ask the benefactor, is there any other way to convince the disciples of the poor monk?"

"This is easy!" Li Shan's old mother thought for a while and said, "Why don't we just let God's will?"

"Why do you let God's will?"

"No, marry by chance?" Li Shan's old mother suggested: "Let the noble disciples cover their eyes with brocade handkerchiefs one by one, and the three daughters of my family walk by one by one. Whoever the noble disciple catches, he will marry, okay?"

"Mother-in-law is such a good idea. I, Lao Zhu, think it's okay. I'll be impartial. I'll just let God's will, and I won't regret it." Bajie at the door had a flash of light in his eyes, and he immediately stood up and agreed.

"Okay, since that's the case, come and get the brocade handkerchief!" Li Shan's old mother smiled and said, "Which one will come first?"

"Why bother to get the brocade handkerchief now?" The plot is coming to an end, Wukong also stood up, plucked a vellus hair, and shouted, it turned into a brocade handkerchief, covered his head, and fell down, just to fit Cover your eyes: "My grandson, come first!"

"Little Elder is a good planner. If so, you should come first. Daughters, are you ready? Come forward. If you are willing, you can go forward. If you don't want to, then stay away."

"Yes." The three Bodhisattvas smiled coquettishly and stepped forward one by one.

"Wait a minute!"

The fire was ready, and Li Yu stopped at the right time: "Amitabha, the female benefactor doesn't know something. The three disciples of the poor monk are all supernatural powers. This mere brocade handkerchief can't stop their sight. If The female benefactor agrees, but the poor monk has a suggestion."

"Elder, please speak."

"Why don't you change it, let Ling'ai use a brocade handkerchief to block her sight, and the three disciples of the poor monk walk by one by one, whoever Lingai grabs will be the one, okay?"

This Tang Sanzang has broken so many things!Li Shan's old mother complained in her heart, but she didn't think about it, and immediately agreed: "Success! Then let my eldest daughter come first!"

Pretending to be the eldest daughter, Zhenzhen Guanyin Bodhisattva stepped forward, Li Yu was overjoyed, this Bodhisattva really cooperated!

"So, Wukong, you can hand over the Jinpa to this female benefactor."

Li Yu gave an order, but the monkey didn't want to, so he hid the brocade handkerchief behind him, and shied away: "Master, this is too troublesome!"

"Don't you dare not listen to Master's words? Bring it here!" Bajie who was standing behind Wukong easily grabbed the brocade handkerchief, leaned forward obsequiously, with a pig face smiling, drooling at the corners of his mouth, and flapping his ears suddenly, With a look of color in his eyes, he ran to Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Hey, little sister, will the old pig cover you up? You must choose my old pig later! Although my old pig looks bad, it is the most useful. Especially the method of enduring the battle will definitely benefit my sister endlessly!"

Fuck!Absolutely!This pig is no ordinary brave!He clearly knew the details, but he even dared to molested Guanyin Bodhisattva!Li Yu was stunned. These words were definitely not taught by himself, but the rapper changed the lines and played on the spot!
Seeing Bajie's stinky virtues, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's eyes were about to burst into flames, and she glared at the idiot fiercely with her beautiful eyes. She made up her mind to let this guy suffer more punishment later!
"Don't talk nonsense, cover it!" Guanyin Bodhisattva suppressed the anger in his heart, with a straight face, he hummed every word from between his teeth, slightly lowered his head, and let the brocade handkerchief in Bajie's hand fall on him overhead.

It's just that as soon as the brocade handkerchief fell on the top of his head, Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly felt that something was wrong, his soul trembled, as if something was attached to his forehead.

In desperation, Guanyin Bodhisattva snatched the brocade handkerchief away, but saw that Ba Jie, who was obviously lustful just now, quickly backed away, with a clear expression, and looked at him mockingly.

That Wukong also grinned, and took out the hand that was behind his back just now, and in that hand was a brocade handkerchief!The brocade handkerchief shook in the monkey's hand, and suddenly it turned into a hair and fluttered down!
By!Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was shocked, raised his hand to touch his forehead, and felt a cold and hard feeling, as if there was a band around his head.

Over there, the old mother of Lishan was ignorant, but the two Bodhisattvas, Samantabhadra and Manjushri, looked carefully and turned into the eldest daughter, the real Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, on the forehead. One of the three golden hoops given to those who learn the scriptures!

But there are three hoops, but I don't know which one is on the head of Guanyin Bodhisattva!
Whoa!

At this moment, the teacup fell and shattered to the ground.

Seeing the poor dagger, Li Yu threw the cup as a sign, quickly got up and retreated under the guard of the Drifting Monk, hiding behind the three apprentices, with a mocking sneer on his face, and shouted: "Wait for these stupid monsters! In the deserted mountains and ridges of thousands of miles, you turned into a house to deceive the poor monk? Is it true that the poor monk is the same as you, without a brain? Wujing protects me! Bajie, go! Wukong, chant mantras, mantras Damn it's a Maitreya Buddha!"

(End of this chapter)