The journey to the heavens starts from the underground station

How can it be!

What a charming and charming daughter king, Li Yu, as a great monk, how could he miss any female sex!
Let the white dragon horse run faster, just curious about the water in the Zimu River!

right!That's it!

Li Yu's heart was itchy, and he rushed to the whip, Bailong's horse kicked and rushed, and he reached the riverside while panting.

The river water was clear and cold, and Ba Jie was very happy to see it.

"Brother Monkey, bring me a ladle." The ram squatted by the river, picked up a lot of water, and shouted without looking back: "It's been a long way, the old pig needs to add some water."

"then!"

Wukong stared at the other side of the river with straight eyes, wondering what he was thinking, subconsciously took out a ladle, threw it, Bajie raised his hand to catch it, scooped up a ladle of water and brought it to his mouth.

"Stop! No, shut up! You can't drink this water!"

Li Yu was also observing the other side of the river just now, and Bajie almost drank water when he lost his mind. He quickly swung his hand, and the nine-ringed tin rod flew out of the portable space, knocking over the water ladle in Bajie's hand.

"Master, why... is there something weird about this river?"

Bajie is not stupid, and he also understood Li Yu's intentions at the moment. He reached into the river, scooped up a handful of river water, and observed carefully.

"Except for a little chill, it's not poisonous, is it?"

"What do you know!" Li Yu scolded: "This river is called the Zimu River. If you drink a sip, you will be pregnant with Liujia and give birth in three days!"

"Bajie, do you remember that your body is a boar? Hehe, where do you think the doll will come out from?"

Alas……

Hearing this, Bajie only felt the hairs all over his body tighten, and suddenly shivered, and suddenly he didn't feel thirsty anymore. The river water he was holding in his hand was like holding some kind of horror, so he quickly loosened his hand and poured the river water away. Throw it back into the river.

"Fortunately, Master reminded me, otherwise the old pig would be out of luck!"

"But having said that, is this water really so evil?"

"It's really so evil!" This is, Drifting confirmed with a serious expression on his face: "Master, second senior brother, I remember! So this is the Zimu River!"

"The disciple once read a classic when he was in the Heavenly Court. According to legend, the mother-child river water is the spirit, essence, uh, of the great god Pan Gu. It is transformed by the dense yang energy. Even the Da Luo Jinxian can't escape after taking a sip. And regardless of gender!"

Fuck!Then this water is awesome!Li Yu's thoughts suddenly went astray. If he got back several thousand tons and opened a hospital specializing in infertility in modern society, what kind of red society or family relationship would have to be squeezed out of bankruptcy!It is estimated that the paternity testing center will have to fight every day!
"Then the river water is interesting, if... hehe!" Bajie raised his eyebrows, and suddenly grinned, apparently thinking of some nasty idea.

When he was demoted to the mortal world, the old Jade Emperor didn't miss his old love. If he mixes the mother-child river water into the imperial wine...

"Second senior brother, don't think about it. The water in the Zimu River is very strange. If you leave it at a certain distance from the Zimu River, it becomes an ordinary river." Just as Bajie started to imagine, Sand Monk ruthlessly interrupted his imaginings.

"It's a pity! It's a pity!" Bajie smacked his lips and sighed.

So my hospital closed down before it even opened?Could this be the deactivation of essence?Li Yu was slightly depressed, but he didn't believe in evil. He had a system by his side, and the portable space could even isolate the connection between the magic weapon and the owner. Maybe he could take it away?
Then try it!

Li Yu reached into the river water and filled it with about a ton of river water. The square square meter has no container constraints, but it stays quietly in the portable space.

After leaving Xiliang Girl Country, let Wukong catch a little demon to experiment with!

"Master, there is something weird across the river!"

At this moment, Wukong, who had been staring blankly for a long time, suddenly woke up, his monkey face was tense and his expression was serious.

"How?" Li Yu didn't care, what could be weird?Isn't it just that there is a charming queen, and a scorpion spirit who stung the Tathagata!These two are not trying to eat Tang Monk's meat, but they are greedy for male sex and want to achieve good things!

These two catastrophes are not difficult to overcome!

The so-called, if I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell!

The sea of ​​suffering is boundless, and the poor monk is willing to use his body as a boat to ferry them ashore!
"Master, on the other side of the river, there is an aura of mysterious females. Living here for a long time, it is very ominous for positive creatures!"

"Brother Monkey, what's the point here?" Bajie asked.

"When my old grandson was studying art, he also learned some sects, and he is a little proficient in the art of looking at qi." Wukong solemnly replied: "Women live here, prolong their lives, and there is no harm in everything; Naturally, yin prospers and yang declines, and it will gradually mutate and become..."

"Wukong, you don't need to talk about it, I understand it as a teacher!"

So cool, what are you doing... Hey!There was a chill on Li Yu's body, the cold hairs on his arms exploded, and a layer of goose bumps appeared.

"Master, how about taking a detour?" Bajie felt a chill in his heart. He was born in a pigsty and had seen those castrated piglets before. When he thought that he would become that virtuous, he would It's better to die!

"Don't make a detour, there is a human country in front of you, named Xiliang Women's Country, and the city is full of women. Although it is strange, it is also a country. As a teacher, you have to switch Guan Wen." Li Yu pondered for a moment, and still decided Cross the river and go the right way.

I am wandering on the westbound road, relying on my familiarity with the plot, I can predict the foresight, if I deviate from the route, who knows what kind of wild demon king there is?

It's just a pity, originally I wanted to save the daughter of the king, but now it seems that it's better to avoid any entanglements, in case it causes a lot of trouble for nothing!

"After entering the city, switch to Guan Wen and leave without staying overnight!"

"Apprentices, be on guard at all times! If anyone is greedy for the masculinity of our master and apprentice, as long as they don't hurt the lives of those mortals, they can do whatever they want!"

Li Yu made a solemn decision, thought about it, but was not at ease.

I am used to beauties, and I boast that I can control them, but there is Bajie in the gang!Just in case...

"Bajie! Especially you, if you are greedy for sex and cause trouble, don't blame me for punishing you! You must know, I still have a golden hoop in my hand! Wukong! You are responsible for supervising him... oh, I thought about it It’s troublesome if you think about it, Wukong and Wujing, why don’t you eunuch Bajie? Set up a restriction, and let him grow that thing after passing this place?”

Drifting: "I listen to Master."

Wukong was so excited, he pulled off a vellus hair, turned it into a small knife in his hand, stepped forward and grabbed Bajie's ear: "Master is right! My old grandson has no patience to stare at you! It's better to be castrated to save trouble." !Anyway, some skin and flesh wounds can grow back by casting spells! Master, how about I do it?"

"Master! Don't!" Bajie felt a chill from the root of his tail straight to the back of his head, knelt down with a puff, hugged Li Yu's leg with his knees, wailed loudly, and swore: "Master! We are all a family, Don’t do such dirty things! Old pig promises, take care of your belt! Otherwise, wear a golden hoop and let Brother Monkey curse you ten times!”

"That's what you said!"

The pig's words were naturally deceived by the bully. Bajie was right, after all, they were a family. Li Yu said this, but it was just a scare.

Even if the pig really gave away his belt and committed a crime, he wouldn't be castrated, at most he would be beaten up.

Wukong cut down a big tree, Bajie planed it into a canoe two or three times, Li Yu took the white dragon on the boat, and the three apprentices flew in the air, and they crossed the not wide Zimu River in a short time.

The boatman thought she was robbing the business, and was about to catch up with the attack, but saw the group of Buddhist scriptures abandoning the canoe by the river, and immediately went to pick up a bargain.

After the four masters and apprentices went ashore, they walked west along the main road for less than an hour, and arrived at the city of the daughter country before noon.

At the gate of the city, there are soldiers standing guard, and there are many people coming and going, but they are all women, and there is no man.

Seeing Li Yu and his group coming, these women immediately bluffed and surrounded them. Even the three apprentices who looked like evil spirits were not afraid, their eyes brightened and they smiled happily.

When the four of them entered the city at once, the surrounding women crowded the street even more, shouting "The race is coming" one by one!Those who are daring want to reach out and touch it, but Wukong chases him away with gritted teeth.

Wukong Drifting protects the left and right sides, and the rear is defended by a white dragon horse. Anyone who dares to approach will be kicked away.

"Master, why don't you drive them away?" Wukong was a little annoyed when he was surrounded and unable to move.

"No need!" Li Yu was also very uncomfortable being surrounded by people, but after all, he was some bold mortals, so he didn't get angry, just frowning, and urged Bajie to open the way and enter the city quickly.

"Is there such a good thing? Master let me come!"

Bajie got the order, wiped his lips, ran to the front with a silly smile, pushed his hands forward, squeezed his fat body into the pile of makeup, picked out some young and beautiful women, touched and squeezed his hands, and took advantage of it all at once .

These women were even more shameless, being taken advantage of, they became more energetic, pushed away those old men and squeezed in, almost drowning Bajie for a while.

Bajie couldn't handle it for a while, the robes on his body were ripped off, but he was also very happy, but when he heard Wukong's impatient urging behind him, he knew that this was not the time to mess around, so he turned his heart away, and for the time being Throw away the distracting thoughts in his mind, shake his body, and use a supernatural power that comprehends the heavens and the earth, becoming three feet tall, with his hands as big as a millstone, and pushing one, he will open the way.

"Oh my mother!"

Many of the women who were pushed to the side stumbled and fell, and cursed; but more of them had bright eyes, and they didn't care about the dust on their bodies, they got up and squeezed beside Bajie.

Those older women who had been pushed away by the young women suddenly became more energetic, and pulled the young juniors, refusing to give in, and still shouting in their mouths.

"Can it be big or small? Oh my god! If this... sucks..."

"Although I don't look good, but I have this ability, it doesn't matter if I don't look good! Blow out the lamp... suck..."

"Quick! Quick! Stop him! Don't let the race go!"

For a while, even those around Li Yu rushed to the front Bajie.

Snapped!Li Yu slapped his face with a slap. This rascal is really deadly. He is in a group of hungry hooligans. How dare he play with size?Look at those women, their eyes are red!
"Wukong, Bajie can't be relied on, I have to rely on you!"

"Master, don't worry, my grandson has a solution!"

The monkey made a big deal, crushed the next clump of hairs, crushed his fingers, and threw it in the air. When it fell, he thought of the law, turned into countless little female monkeys, and rushed up with the stick.

Brutally pushed the woman blocking the road away, and swung the stick horizontally, separating a road leading directly to the palace at the end of the line of sight.

By the way, he rescued Bajie who was drowning in the powder pile.

"Master, it's not the hands of the old pigs. They took the initiative to pull me and touch me. Look at my robe, it's all torn." Bajie returned to Li Yu "aggrieved", wiped Halazi wiped the corner of his mouth.

"It's not enough to succeed, it's more than enough to fail! Stay behind!" Li Yu's face darkened, and he patted the horse's head. The white dragon horse got the order, kicked up his hoofs, and ran out of the afterimage. In a short time, he reached the gate of the palace in front of him.

The palace is the most important place, with its own soldiers, those crazy women dare not make mistakes, and they are unwilling to leave, they block in front of the palace one after another, waiting for Bajie to come out.

The commotion on the street had already alarmed the guards of the palace. Li Yu notified the origin of her name, and the leading female general quickly entered the palace to report.

Coincidentally today, there were a lot of affairs, and the civil and military officials of the Manchu dynasty had not yet come to court. The queen sitting on the phoenix seat learned that the holy monk of the Tang Dynasty was coming.

Li Yu was waiting at the gate of the palace, watching a phoenix chariot carried by 16 people leave the gate of the palace, followed by women serving different styles, some old and some young, some in military uniform, some in brocade Court clothes, knowing that the queen is here, can't help but glance into the phoenix chariot.

Pure curiosity!Just curious!

"Which one is the holy monk from the Great Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land?" A sweet and charming voice came from the phoenix chariot, and then the light pink curtain was lifted, and a line of sight looked over.

Li Yu looked up, and his heart beat faster!
The queen, with eyebrows like emerald feathers, muscles like mutton fat, red cheeks, dotted with petals, a golden phoenix hairpin on her maidservant, and a green jade pendant on her waist, moved her lotus steps lightly, got off the phoenix chariot, her eyes collided with Li Yu, and she couldn't help but smile slightly. Red, bowed her head slightly.

Li Yu has experienced many worlds. He has been an emperor twice, and the cabbage he personally bowed to has a famous name. There are eighty if not one hundred. There are all kinds of dazzling things. .

The so-called aesthetic fatigue, anyway, it’s just like that, when the lights are turned off, it’s all the same structure!
But today I opened my eyes!

The king of the Daughter Kingdom looks to be in his early thirties, and his appearance is naturally first-class. What's more, his noble and elegant temperament makes people unable to help but feel agitated. The altar, play with it.

Even Da Luo Jinxian can't stand this temperament!I'm just a little Taiyi, Buddha will forgive me!or?

The thought that suddenly rose in Li Yu's mind flashed past, and then he woke up suddenly, bit the tip of his tongue fiercely, his expression regained clarity, his hands clasped together, and his expression was solemn.

"The poor monk is a Buddhist monk. These three are the disciples of the poor monk. Now they are passing through your country and going west by road. They came to the palace to change Guan Wen."

The queen's beautiful eyes turned around, and she looked at Li Yu's appearance with deep meaning, and Yingying said: "Since he is the younger brother of the Tang Emperor, I dare not neglect, please enter the palace to tell, I have ordered someone to prepare a banquet, for The holy monk takes the wind and washes away the dust."

I'm afraid there will be no good banquet!Li Yu knew it well, the queen was afraid that she had dirty thoughts!
What a coincidence!