The journey to the heavens starts from the underground station

It's just that the first time we met...isn't that good?Poor monk, still a little shy!

Li Yu raised his head, and took a closer look at the appearance of the king of the daughter country again. His pretty face was full of spring, full of charm... huh?

Not right!

With hundreds of times of experience, Li Yu suddenly discovered something strange. This queen, with spring water in her eyes and slightly messy eyebrows, is obviously not a virgin!

Combined with her age in her early thirties, could it be that the Queen already had a husband?
This... wouldn't it be better, bah!Even more strange!
Li Yu's mind suddenly sank. It's not that there are no men in this Xiliang women's country!And, there is never a shortage of men!

I remember that in the original plot, Chen Cheng of Chenjiazhuang on the east bank of the Tongtian River once said something like this, "The other side of the river is the Xiliang women's country, and these people are all in business. Things that cost a hundred dollars here can be bought over there." It is worth tens of thousands of dollars; what is worth a hundred dollars over there can be worth tens of thousands of dollars here. Interest is more important than capital, so people leave regardless of life and death."

Go regardless of life and death!

What does it mean to disregard life and death?Instructions are dangerous!Is it because you are afraid that the Eight Hundred Li Tongtian River will be difficult to cross?Not necessarily!If you build a big ship, you will cross it!

Since it is not Tongtianhe, then the Xiliang women's country is just a human country, where is the danger?

Li Yu suddenly remembered that there was another saying in the original plot, which was said by the old lady who opened a wine shop in Xiliang Women's Middle School.

"I have four or five members of my family, all of them are a few years old. I have given up all the romantic affairs, so I don't want to hurt you. If you go back to the second family, the youngest and the big, the young ones, that one Willing to let you go! I will have sex with you. If you don’t agree, I will kill you and cut off your flesh to make sachets!"

If you don't obey, you will be executed Ling Chi?
It can be seen that the women from the Xiliang women's country are not good people!

Robbing men who were doing business or passing by, and taking them for his own use, no wonder Chen Cheng said he didn't care about life and death!
So, as the king of Xiliang women's country, if he captures a young and handsome man, how can he not enjoy her?
meaning!
Thinking of this, Li Yu's hair suddenly rose, and he shivered suddenly.

It's just that these are speculations without evidence, and they need to be investigated if they want to be confirmed.

"Wukong, after entering the palace later, quietly inquire about what is strange in the palace." Li Yu used a method of sound transmission, and secretly told Wukong, the monkey nodded slightly to indicate that he had received it, and accepted it. The vellus hair just used to open the way.

"Since the lord of the country has kindly invited you, the poor monk dare not refuse." Li Yu's expression remained unchanged, and he said to the king who invited his daughter: "It's just that the poor monk can't sit on this phoenix chariot. Please ask the lord to board the chariot. The poor monk and his disciples We can walk."

Seeing Li Yu's firm eyes, the daughter king stopped persuading her. Anyway, the goal has been achieved, and the heat should not be too high. When she enters the palace...

A quarter of an hour later, in the palace hall, the daughter king sat on the phoenix seat, Li Yu and his three apprentices were arranged in the first four positions on the left of His Majesty Dan, and behind and on the opposite side were civil and military officials.

Good food and wine were continuously presented by the court ladies. In order to maintain the image of a great virtuous monk, Li Yu only ate vegetarian food, while Wu Kong and the others had no taboos, meat and vegetables were not taboo, and all food and wine were added to their stomachs.

The daughter king drank a few cups, her pretty face was slightly flushed, her eyes were full of spring water, and she looked at Li Yu eagerly.

...

Then he invited the grand master of the court to Danbi, and the two monarchs and ministers whispered their ears to discuss secretly, but they didn't know how they could hide the four masters and apprentices with these little tricks?It's just some mortals, at such a distance, no matter how low the voice is, they can still be heard clearly by the four masters and apprentices.

My good fellow, this queen really has our idea, have we made arrangements?There was a sneer at the corner of Li Yu's mouth. At this time, the three apprentices also stopped eating and looked at the master together.

Just wait for Li Yu to give an order, let these brave mortals know what it means to be as powerful as a prison, not to be profane!
Li Yu raised a finger and shook it gently, letting the apprentices continue to feast, calmly, but gave Wukong a wink, and Wukong nodded slightly.

Mind-moving the method, using the method of an incarnation outside the body, left an incarnation in the hall, the real body disappeared, jumped out of the hall, and rose into the air.

The monkey's eyes were piercing, and there was nowhere to hide. His eyes patrolled and scanned around the palace, and he found a few pickled places.

One is the side hall behind the palace. The gate is locked. Inside is a handsome barbarian in brocade clothes, but he is skinny, his face is gray, and he looks obviously malnourished, but his expression is excited, obviously enjoying it.

The other place is not inside the palace, but a small courtyard next to the palace wall, where there are many bones piled up in the open air.

Wukong operated the word gate and did some calculations. Under his piercing eyes, all the bones were men, with resentment bristling on them, and invisible lines of cause and effect entwined on the civil and military officials who were feasting in the hall. The older they were, the more resentment deeper.

On the contrary, the daughter king has no resentment entangled in her body.

"Hey, Master is right in his suspicions. This Xiliang Girl Country is really not a good place to go!" Wukong sneered, and returned to the main hall in an instant, took away his avatar, and returned to his seat.

"Master, you guessed it right, my old grandson found two places..."

At the moment, Wukong used the technique of sound transmission and told Li Yu what he had just seen.

The queen did not kill anyone, but did the officials have a lot of blood and debts?

Li Yu's eyes suddenly changed when he saw the daughter king, it really was a pink skull!

"Holy Monk, I dreamed at night that the golden screen was shining brightly and the jade mirror was shining brightly. It really fulfilled today's auspicious omen!"

At this moment, the queen drank two more glasses, her eyes were dazzled and her ears were hot, she raised her glass and paid a respect to Li Yu from a distance.

Is this the picture of poverty?Li Yu remained calm and did not drink, but asked, "Master, what is a good sign?"

"The holy monk is the imperial brother of the Tang emperor. He is a man of the Eastern Land, and he is indeed dignified. When our country was opened up from chaos, all were women, and men were never seen. Now that the imperial brother, the holy monk, has descended, I think it is a heaven-sent marriage. Like Meng Yu The younger brother, the holy monk, does not give up. I am willing to use the wealth of a country, and I am willing to recruit my younger brother to be the king. I am willing to descend to the empress, cooperate with your yin and yang, have children and grandchildren, and pass on the emperor's legacy forever, but this is not in response to today's happy omen? "After finishing speaking, the queen was shy and timid, her pretty face was blushing, her eyes were like water, and she stared straight at Li Yu.

When all the officials heard the words of their country's lord, they all said yes, and cheered and encouraged them to match up.

The ghost has never seen a man!How can you hide the secrets in your harem from Wukong's piercing eyes?Pooh!Li Yu's face was hesitant, and he refused without hesitation: "The poor monk bears my great trust to His Majesty. If you don't go to Lingshan, you will never stop. It is better for the king to stop thinking about it."

...

"The holy monk's words are wrong!" Sitting opposite Li Yu, a woman who was the leader among the officials was not only the prime minister but also the grand master. Don’t miss it, although there are things like this in the world, entrusting the country’s wealth is rare in the world, my king is willing to entrust a country, and ask the holy monk to become the king, how can the holy monk refuse such riches and honors in the world?”

"As for traveling westward to obtain Buddhist scriptures, you can just send three noble disciples to act on behalf of your teachers, or our king will send envoys to travel thousands of miles to Naling Mountain to complete the westward journey for the holy monk to obtain the true scriptures."

"Holy Monk, my king is so sincere, I can't refuse it! Otherwise, not only will I not want to, I'm afraid I will be outraged by the public, and the people in the city will be full of curses and resentments. The Holy Monk may not be able to leave the royal city."

"My lord, this is what you mean too?" The lord didn't say a word, Li Yu didn't bother to talk to these plate-lickers, his expression was neither happy nor sad, and he looked at the daughter king from a distance, but his tone was a little chilly.

Wukong Drifting also stopped eating and drinking, just waiting for the master's order, but Bajie was still shoveling into his mouth non-stop.

The queen lowered her head slightly, her pretty face blushing: "This is a heaven-sent marriage. Brother Yu stays here to be the king, enjoying all the glory and wealth. Women in our country can also take it with Brother Yu, isn't it good?"

Fuck!I'm a little tempted!
Li Yu shook his head and smiled wryly, this is good, but you, Xiliang women's country, are very weird, you can't live here for a long time!Over the years, I'm afraid she's going to become feminine.

In fact, this is not the most important thing. If the poor monk stays, it may be the Tathagata Buddha of Lingshan, so he should really be anxious!
I really can't stay!

"That's it!"

Li Yu sighed suddenly, just when the daughter king and all the officials thought that the holy monk had succumbed, Li Yu just suddenly knocked on the cup with chopsticks.

"Apprentices, if you can't be soft, then you can be tough? Let's do it!"

"Just wait for Master's order! I expected to do it earlier, so all the old pigs eat it quickly!" Ba Jie stuffed a piece of steamed cake into his mouth, flipped the food over with a clatter, and stepped out. Hold it in your hand, shake your body, and still use the supernatural powers of the heaven and earth, but this time it is not three feet in size, but eight hundred feet in height, piercing the hall, with its fangs turned out, vicious, like a demon god!
One step out, one foot outside the palace, all the soldiers and civilians in the palace, who are not blind, have seen the majesty of Ba Jie, and the two wars that were terrified couldn't stand still.

"Oh, Demon God! Demon God!" Right at Bajie's feet, in the dilapidated hall, an unknown female official suddenly let out a sigh of emotion.

With Bajie as a deterrent, Wukong didn't have to worry too much. He just pulled out a handful of hairs and crushed them into nearly ten thousand little monkeys. , stacked together.

According to the above, Wukong became these monkey soldiers, they are still little female monkeys, they don't know how to be sympathetic, but any female soldiers who don't obey will lose their lives, but it is inevitable to get bruised and swollen.

The daughter king was already trembling with fright, and hid behind the back of the phoenix seat, curled up into a ball.

...

Li Yu sighed, got up and put on Danbi, pulled the queen out from behind the Phoenix seat, and comforted him with good words: "Don't be afraid, the lord, the poor monk is a good-tempered man, but the three apprentices of the poor monk used to be monsters." He was born in a family who killed people and slaughtered cities at every turn. After the poor monk Xu learned the scriptures, he got a golden body with them, and then he followed the poor monk, but he didn't listen to his orders; presumably he heard that the lord and his subjects wanted to keep the poor monk. Then I got angry, afraid that if the poor monks don't go westward, they will lose their fruit, so I am angry."

Damn monks don't tell lies, Master's nonsense comes out as soon as he opens his mouth!An Xiao in no time, of course he didn't expose Li Yu, instead he bared his teeth at the queen: "Want to stop me from getting it right? Kill your countryman first!"

"Wukong, don't be rude! Hold down your temper, and discuss with the lord as a teacher." Li Yu praised the monkey in his heart, scolded, turned his head again, and took out the customs clearance document in his arms: "Has the lord ever Did you hear that? It’s not because the poor monk doesn’t want to stay, it’s really impossible!”

"Yes, yes." Although the daughter king is the lord of a country, after all, mortals have never seen such scenes, so naturally Li Yu is what he says.

"Then please ask the Lord to affix a seal on the Guan Wen and let me wait for Master to go west?"

"well!"

How could the daughter king dare to refuse, and hurriedly asked the palace servants to fetch the big seal, dipped it in the ink pad, stamped the customs clearance document, and handed the customs document back respectfully.

It's done!With the seal, not to mention the unimpeded flow of Xiliang women's country, when they arrived at Lingshan, or returned to Chang'an, the Buddha and Tang Emperor would not be able to escape the fault.

Acting as a complete set, Li Yu accepted Guan Wen, gave the queen a comforting look, and turned to signal Wukong: "Wukong, the lord has promised not to make things difficult, and accept the supernatural powers!"

"That's quite a sense of current affairs." The monkey snorted coldly before the end of its performance, plucked its fur, and flew out of the hall through the hole that Bajie hit, making Bajie show his true self.

The daughter, the king, and the officials of the first palace were almost terrified, and they looked at Bajie as if they were looking at a demon god.

I hope these girls will restrain themselves in the future!Li Yu sighed, the gang made a fuss in the palace, so naturally they don't expect people to be sent out of the city.

As for the man imprisoned in the harem, it's none of his business?One is willing to fight, the other is willing to suffer, people enjoy it!
Xiliang women's country, although it is a man's hell, is also a man's paradise!