I have a two world clock

Chapter 54

Ever since Li Mu wanted to take part in the imperial examination, he had carefully inquired about the imperial examination rules and some customs in this world, and naturally he also had some understanding of the gods in charge of the imperial examination.

The scholars of the Great Yin Dynasty worshiped Confucian masters and Emperor Wenchang in every family.

Among them, the image of the Master is a tall and ugly old man with a long sword hanging from his waist and a ruler in his hand. His image is majestic, not like a scholar, but like a warrior.

Compared with his master, Emperor Wenchang is a white-faced scholar, wearing a Confucian crown, wearing a white coat, with a mustache on his upper lip, two boys who are deaf and dumb on the left and right, and a subordinate standing on one side, that subordinate is holding a vermilion pen Kuixing, who is on the top of his feet.

After Li Mu saw Shu Wenchang's ability and heard the word "Wenchang", he had some guesses in his heart.

When I followed Shu Wenchang to the garden and saw these maids again, I became more certain about my guess.

Now seeing the appearance of the second master in the maid's mouth, Li Mu no longer has any doubts.

Where is this Shu Wenchang a scholar candidate? This is obviously the Emperor Wenchang himself, okay?

No wonder I had no power to fight back when I faced him. With the incense that Emperor Wenchang was receiving now, not to mention Li Mu, even Da Luo Jinxian probably had to give Wenchang three points!
If this Shu Wenchang is Emperor Wenchang, then the cripple with golden body, red face, red hair around eyes, and horns on his head in front of him must be Kuixing himself!
The legendary Kuixing is ugly, with a pockmarked face, naked body, a horny head, one leg is normal, and the other leg is entangled by the talents and literary fortunes of the world's scholars, so that the mud feet are deep and difficult to pull out. Naturally, it is not flexible when walking. Like a cripple.

When folk artists paint the image of Kuixing, they dare not directly draw its shortcomings, so they design that he holds a vermilion brush in his right hand and holds an ink fountain in his left hand. fight image.

This is called the champion, Kuixing kicks the fight.

Since ancient times, most of the images of literati are elegant, handsome, and gentle, but the image of the master and this Kuixing is different.

The master is just ugly, after all, he still looks like a human being, and this Kuixing has broken away from the category of human beings, he is ferocious and terrifying, comparable to a ghost.

Everyone who sees its image will be impressed.

And now, Kuixing was standing in front of him!
Listening to his words and looking at his demeanor, he seems to be dissatisfied with himself.

"Why am I not the number one scholar?"

Hearing that he was not the number one scholar, Li Mu was furious: "I am so handsome, why can't I be selected as the number one scholar?"

The ugly man on the opposite side couldn't help laughing: "Your surname is Li?"

Li Mu said: "That's right! Little brother Li Mu, I don't know what to call my brother?"

The ugly man smiled and said, "My surname is Kui, so you can call me Lao Kui."

He glanced at Shu Wenchang next to him, and then looked at Li Mu: "Brother called me to accompany you today. I didn't want to disturb the two Yaxing, but it's just in my duty, so I dare not neglect it. Brother Li, the pure yang aura on your head is like a big sun." Hengkong, the future is limitless, we must be able to compare with it. But the cultural luck is slightly insufficient, even if the leader is selected, I am afraid that he will not be able to convince the public..."

"Akui!"

Shu Wenchang next to him interrupted Lao Kui's words: "Don't worry too much, brother Li and I hit it off right away, I just invited him to drink today, there is no other meaning."

Lao Kui snorted: "What you said, don't interfere with this year's cultural movement in the world."

Shu Wenchang laughed loudly: "How can I be the only one who can decide the fate of the world? You also underestimate the world of the world."

He raised his glass to Li Mu and said, "Brother Li, my second brother has a straightforward personality and speaks harshly, don't take it to heart."

Li Mu smiled and said, "It's good to be straightforward! Dealing with a person like Lao Kui, I'm not tired!"

At this moment, the maidservant has already brought tables and chairs for Lao Kui, and re-arranged the food and drinks in a short time. After Lao Kui sat down, he bowed to Li Mu and said, "You are my brother's guest. Please forgive me for what I said. !"

He raised his wine glass, looked at it, and said, "How can you enjoy yourself with a small glass when a distinguished guest comes? Come, bring the wine bowl!"

Then several servants brought a stack of big bowls and several large altars of wine, and placed them on their respective wine tables. Lao Kui stood up and looked at Li Mu: "Brother Li, you are a big day pure yang body, you will be a big sun in the future. It must be a person in the immortal way, free and easy, not walking in the world of mortals, what kind of pleasure is that? It is far better than us who are busy all day long, working hard with paperwork, and can't even enjoy drinking!"

He raised his wine bowl: "I'm lucky to meet Brother Li today, what a blessing! Please!"

Li Mu also picked up the wine bowl: "Brother Kui is too much, please!"

Shu Wenchang laughed and said, "Add me too! Drinking in big bowls and eating meat in big mouthfuls, this is the nature of a hero! Brother Li, I'm a strong drinker, why don't you call your maid to avoid getting drunk? No one to help."

Li Mu said: "Brother Wenchang, did I just scare your gatekeeper to make you show up?"

Shu Wenchang said with a smile: "I was meditating bored today, and suddenly the stone beast at the door was frightened. I thought it was some fellow Taoist who came, so I didn't dare to neglect, but I didn't want to go out to check, and I saw Brother Li. See you again. Brother Dao is pure yang, righteousness penetrates the sun and the moon, and he also has an extraordinary talent for poetry, he is just one of my generation, how can I miss it?"

The light in Li Mu's eyes flickered: "That's why Brother Wenchang took a special opinion of me and invited me to come for a drink?"

Shu Wenchang said: "Brother Li came to Wenchang Palace, isn't he here to see me? Since Brother Li is here as a guest, how dare you treat him slowly? Naturally, we have to host a banquet to show our solemnity."

When he said this, he ordered a white-clothed boy beside him: "Heavenly Deaf, go and invite Brother Li's maid. We are entertaining the master, and it is impossible to treat Brother Li's maid slowly."

Tian Deaf nodded, turned and left.

Li Muqi said: "Wenchang Academy is the place of righteous gods, my little servant girl comes from a humble background, am I also qualified to come in?"

Shu Wenchang shook his head and laughed: "There are thousands of temples in the world, but the temples of Master and me are the only ones that provide a way for the elves to survive. If there are elves who survive the thunder disaster, if they are not sure to survive, they will usually sneak into the Temple of Confucius or my Wenchang Palace. Crawl under the feet of my master and me to avoid the thunder."

He glanced at Li Mu with a smile on his face: "You maidservant should not have a teacher. You were born in Ye Luzi. You don't know the way to avoid robbery, and you don't understand the benevolence and righteousness of my Confucianism. It is said that Buddhism is vast, so why is it as tolerant and inclusive as my Confucianism? The old master Sermons, bobcats, beasts, tigers, poisonous insects, all went to listen to the sermon, but the master never drove them away."

Li Mu chuckled, and said in his heart: "This guy Yunniang has only a half-knowledge, which made me lose a lot of people! If I knew I would let her in, why would I be such a villain!"

Suddenly, he thought: "Since ancient times, the King of Hades is easy to see, but little ghosts are hard to deal with! Emperor Wenchang didn't prohibit goblins from entering the palace, so would his subordinates allow goblins to enter rashly? Just like in the world, the emperor can be close to the people, so the Imperial Forest Army will really Let ordinary people face the Holy Spirit?"

He is not a three-year-old child. Although he has a bad temper, he is not ignorant of the world.

The reason why he doesn't want to hang out in society is not that he doesn't know the importance of human relations, but that he is too lazy to pretend to be himself.

Born as a human, a lifetime of just a few decades, like a white horse passing by, turns into a dead bone in a tomb in a blink of an eye, and even after death, the government will force the bones to be crushed...

It's such a miserable life, why bother to wrong yourself in life?

Therefore, he was born strong and could not stand wronged.

But it's not like I don't understand anything.

People who can be admitted to graduate school, pass CET-[-] in one year, and can be regarded as the pillars of the company after graduation, generally have not too bad brains.

After listening to Shu Wenchang's words, Li Mu smiled, raised his wine bowl, and signaled to Shu Wenchang: "So that's how it is. In the future, I, a maidservant, will need to be taken care of by brother Wenchang."

Shu Wenchang said with a smile: "Brother Li has a body of pure yang, avoiding all evils, even if Lei Gong is in the sky, I am afraid that he must be respected and kept at a distance. Using your pure yang energy to wash away the demon energy for the maid is like watching with the palm of your hand. It's just tattoos. Without the evil spirit, the catastrophe will be unavoidable, why should we wait to come forward?"

Li Mu said: "So it's still possible to do this? Thank you Brother Wenchang for your teaching!"

While talking, Hu Yunniang, led by Tian Deaf, came to Li Mu's side.

She looked terrified, lowered her head and looked down, just walking, but did not dare to raise her head.

When they got to Li Mu's side, after smelling Li Mu's breath, he raised his head and said timidly, "Master!"

After seeing the appearance of Shu Wenchang and Lao Kui clearly, he was so frightened that he trembled all over, and hurriedly saluted them: "Fox girl Yunniang, I have seen two gods!"

Lao Kui snorted and ignored him.

Shu Wenchang waved his hands and said with a smile: "Excuse me, excuse me, don't be nervous. Come here, give this girl a glass of water and wine."

Immediately, a maid served Hu Yunniang a glass of wine.

Hu Yunniang took the wine and looked at Li Mu.

Li Mu nodded and said, "Drink, this wine is good!"

Hu Yuniang drank the glass of wine tremblingly, and then stood obediently behind Li Mu without saying a word.

Emperor Wenchang and Kuixing's honors were too high and mighty, so overwhelming that she almost couldn't maintain her human form. Fortunately, Shu Wenchang gave her a glass of wine, which contained great aura and had the effect of stabilizing her soul. Mentally stable, no longer scattered.

Seeing that Hu Yuniang was fine, Li Mu immediately put his mind at ease, and chatted with Shu Wenchang and Lao Kui, and occasionally made witty remarks, which made Shu Wenchang applaud uncontrollably: "Brother Li is so talented, why is Lao Kui Say he can't win the leader?"

Lao Kui also drank too much wine, and heard the words: "Even if you have the talent to manage the world and the policy of peace, but you don't have enough courage in your chest, you can't get the position of leader. Look at the past dynasties, there are countless capable ministers, and there are many How many are the top scholars? With what Brother Li has learned, what is a mere Wenkui!"

He talked with Li Mu, and he was really convinced by some of Li Mu's views and opinions. He felt that it was a bit outrageous not to let Li Mu be the leader of the article, but he couldn't really make Li Mu the leader of the article in advance.

After all, the number of days is fixed, and this year's No. [-] Scholar has already been decided. It is impossible to change the already set number for Li Mu.

He thought for a while, took out a golden bucket, poured a bucket full of wine into it, then threw the golden bucket into the air, and kicked Li Mu: "Brother Li is a great talent, brother is nothing to respect, especially Respect Brother Li's literary spirit, and wish Brother Li a high ranking and a roll call in the imperial city!"

Li Mu took the Jin Dou, drank the wine in the Jin Dou, and said with a smile, "Thank you Brother Kui for your kind words, if you have any difficulties in the future, you may as well tell me."

After he drank this glass of wine, he felt his whole body was at ease, he was floating like a fairy, and many things in front of him were shaking, even the figures of Shu Wenchang and Lao Kui were shaking and deforming.

Only Hu Yunniang's soft voice was heard in his ears: "Master, master, master, how did you get drunk so quickly?"

Then Shu Wenchang's laughter sounded: "It's okay! You know, there are only ten fights in this world. My second brother kicked fights and gave wine, and gave brother Li a fight full of literary spirit. Even the gods will be in a trance , not to mention that he is not a god, so naturally he can't stand it."

Lao Kui's laughter also followed: "There are only ten fights in the world, and brother Li has one fight alone. Even if he is not the number one scholar, he is proud enough..."

(End of this chapter)