I have a two world clock

Chapter 55 Why Not Eat Minced Meat

Because of practicing Jiuzhuan Yuangong, there are not many drinks in the world that can make Li Mu drunk, but the drink that Lao Kui gave Li Mu was full of talent, not an ordinary drink. It is difficult for Li Mu's Nine Rank Yuan Gong to be refined in a short time.

So he drank a bucket of wine, Xun Xun felt drunk, staggered, swayed, his eyelids were as heavy as Mount Tai, and he couldn't open them no matter what, he just yelled: "Good wine! Good wine! Brother Wenchang, please Give me a few jars of fine wine, so I can taste it carefully!"

Seeing that Li Mu was so drunk, Shu Wenchang still didn't forget to ask for wine for himself, and couldn't help laughing: "Come here, get Brother Li Baihua Niang, wine, Liuliqing, ten jars of the same, make up a hundred jars!"

Seeing that Li Mu was drunk, Lao Kui couldn't help shaking his head and laughing. He immediately picked up the ink pen in his hand, nodded a few times guiltyly at Li Mu, and chanted in his mouth:
"The pure yang body of the great sun,

Rare in the world.

Keep the mind of self-cultivation forever,
Don't forget to keep the family together.

The world can rule the country,
Successfully eliminated disasters.

Qingshibiao name,
Immortals can be expected. "

After he finished singing, he put away the ink brush, and said to Shu Wenchang: "Brother, now that the chaos in the world has emerged, and the 500-year catastrophe is about to begin, you and I should avoid getting involved with the monks in the future, so as not to get lost and be caught." Get involved."

Shu Wenchang said: "I am a divine way, not as good as a fairy way. Besides, I am a god of sacrifice. It is Confucian orthodox. If I don't participate in fighting and killing, it will be fine."

Lao Kui shook his head and said: "Under the catastrophe, who can escape? Even the four major sects are closed, we'd better be careful!"

Shu Wenchang said with a smile: "If that's the case, then why do you still want to give Brother Li such a big gift? Not only did you give him a lot of talent, but you also blessed him with a Zhubi, so as to eliminate disasters and reduce difficulties. If this is the case, won't you be implicated in the world of mortals?" Deeper?"

Lao Kui said: "He is different from others!"

Shu Wenchang smiled and didn't ask any more questions.

At this moment, several servants brought over one hundred altars of fine wine one after another and piled them on the spot, occupying a large area.

Shu Wenchang took out a small cloth bag, shook it lightly, put all the wine into the bag, and then threw it into Hu Yuniang's hands: "Yuniang, this is wine for Brother Li, take it away."

Hu Yunniang took the bag, tied it around her waist, and saluted Shu Wenchang and Lao Kui: "Thank you two gods for your reward!"

Shu Wenchang said sternly: "How dare we reward Brother Li? This is something for Brother Li. Don't say whether to reward or not! Best friends, how dare you say reward!"

Hu Yunniang was taken aback when she heard the words, and was slightly lost in thought. After a while, she said: "Don't worry, my lord, I will definitely tell my master!"

Shu Wenchang smiled and said, "Okay, let's go!"

Naiming the two deaf and dumb boys beside him supported Li Mu and sent Li Mu's master and servant out.

After stepping through the moon gate in the garden, Hu Yunniang was in a daze for a while. When she opened her eyes anxiously, she found that she had come to Wenchang Palace. Not far away, Zhang Shihong and several scholars were holding high incense, worshiping the Wenchang Emperor in the main hall.

Hu Yuniang helped Li Mu to the front of the main hall, took a peek, and found that the statue of Emperor Wenchang was absolutely similar to Shu Wenchang, and the statue of Kuixing on one side was also the same as Lao Kui.

She was surprised, happy and proud: "Emperor Wenchang and Kuixing actually invited my master to a banquet! I was also fortunate to witness one, and I even had a glass of water and wine for the emperor!"

At this moment, Li Mu moved slightly, and said softly, "Yunniang."

Hu Yunniang turned her head to look, and saw Li Mu standing still slowly, his eyes had regained clarity, he glanced around, looked at Zhang Shihong and others who worshiped Emperor Wenchang ahead, and suddenly smiled and said: "Today RB is here to play, I didn't expect I really became a guest once!"

Hu Yunniang whispered: "Master, are you awake?"

Li Mu said: "It's okay, it's okay, although Lao Kui's alcohol is strong, it's not enough to make me drunk."

He looked at the holy elephant of Emperor Wenchang in the main hall, and said with a smile, "You buy me a drink today, and next time I have a chance, I will buy you a drink too!"

He looked at Kuixing who was dragging his bucket to one side, and cupped his hands and said, "Thank you!"

Immediately took Hu Yunniang and turned around and walked out.

After walking a few steps, I suddenly remembered something, so I came to the white wall where I wrote my poem before, found the original line, took out the pen and ink, and wrote the name on the line, saying: Wenchang Palace Peach Blossom!
With this title, the poem is just complete.

boom!
After the poem was completed, under Li Mu's induction, the Wenchang Palace seemed to shake a few times, and a burst of Wenhua Ziqi shot up into the sky, merging with the original Wenchang Palace's Wenqi.

And in the drinking garden.

Sensing the changes in the front hall, Shu Wenchang couldn't help being overjoyed: "With Brother Li's poem, my Jinxiushan Palace will be immortal for a thousand years, and its name will go down in history!"

Lao Kui was also surprised and said: "This poem is so full of literary spirit, it should be passed down for thousands of years! I didn't expect that brother Li's literary luck is not good, but his poetic talent is so great!"

Shu Wenchang said: "With this title, this poem is considered complete! I don't write this title every day, and I can't let it go every day. Fortunately, Brother Li knew what I wanted, and made up the title before he left."

He raised his glass and said with a smile: "Drink, drink! Today's mind is smooth, you have to drink!"

Not to mention that they drink for fun.

In the Wenchang Palace, Zhang Shihong and others who worshiped the Emperor Wenchang saw Li Mu and shouted, "Brother Li! Where have you been? Come on, come on, now you are the only one who worships the Emperor and Kuixing." !"

Li Mu waved his hands with his back to the crowd and said: "You guys pay your respects, brother Wenchang and I just finished drinking, so it's really inappropriate to worship him again, wait for a chance, and come to be our guest again."

Zhang Shihong and the scholars looked at each other in blank dismay.

Is this what people say?
Zhang Shihong hastily smoothed things over for Li Mu: "Brother Li has always been chic and humorous, with a unique way of thinking. He has the heroic demeanor of ancient times. He is proud of the public, arrogant and arrogant. For the gods and Buddhas in the sky... Well, this is called respecting ghosts and gods and keeping a distance! This is the master. He respects the words and deeds of the sages, so he does not worship ghosts and gods."

Everyone was silent for a while.

Just now someone forcibly argued: "Master's words and deeds, we must abide by them. This visit to worship Emperor Wenchang is just for entertainment. Don't dare to forget Master's teachings!"

Everyone echoed: "Yes, yes, yes, we worship Emperor Wenchang and Lord Kuixing just because we have a clear mind and never dare to violate the words of the saint!"

The master once said something first, respect ghosts and gods and stay away!
The orthodox disciples of Confucianism never believe in gods, but believe that "the heaven is healthy, and the gentleman strives for self-improvement."

It's a pity that Confucianism has been passed down to this day. Since ancient times, it has been reduced and changed by successive dynasties, and it has already changed beyond recognition. There are not many scholars who still adhere to traditional Confucianism.

Today's scholars, there are very few people who practice qi, they specialize in carving insects, and their studies are only for fame and fortune, and they rarely have the heart to help the world.

In this way, without self-improvement, they will turn to ghosts and gods for help, burn incense in temples, and kneel down to worship Buddha, which has become the norm for scholars today.

They have long forgotten the words of the saints in the past!

Today, Zhang Shihong said the words of the master in a hurry. These are the words of a sage, and naturally there is nothing wrong with them.

So those who worship Emperor Wenchang today are a bit contrary to the teachings of the master.

How could a scholar be wrong?

They have a thousand reasons to explain their behavior.

Naturally, this kind of thing today will not bother them. If we reverse the concept a little, this matter will pass like this.

At this time, Li Mu had already arrived outside Wenchang Palace, and he and Hu Yunniang walked down the mountain path slowly.

He looked at the mountain for a while, and pointed to the men and women who came to Wenchang Palace on the mountain road: "Yunniang, look at them, they come to worship Wenchang and Kuixing for the sake of fame, wealth and future. But when they bowed down and worshiped, they The spirit of Confucianism has been disturbed."

"Hey, you don't talk about strange powers and chaotic gods! It's also said that you respect ghosts and gods and stay away! It's a pity that future generations will not live up to their expectations. They not only talk about ghosts and gods, but also kneel down and worship them. , I'm afraid it will take a lot of energy to make a mark with a red pen."

Hu Yunniang said: "My lord, the prosperity of the world is all for profit, and the hustle and bustle of the world is for profit! What's wrong with worshiping gods and Buddhas in order to seek fame and wealth? What's wrong with worshiping gods and Buddhas? Woolen cloth?"

She supported Li Mu and walked down the mountain: "Even if I am a demon cultivator, I will also worship the four patriarchs of Confucianism, Taoism, Buddhism, and demons! The aura of saints is mighty, and ghosts and gods cannot be approached. Naturally, ghosts and gods are far away. But how many ordinary people are there?" Dare to offend ghosts and gods?

Hu Yunniang said softly: "Master, you are the reincarnation of a sage, with a pure yang body, so you will naturally avoid all evils. But how dare you look down on ghosts and gods like a young maidservant? Being able to enter the temple to worship gods is enough to feel at ease! "

Li Mu looked ashamed: "Yunniang, it's my fault! Some people said in the past, why don't you eat minced meat, hehe, I still laughed at this person's stupidity, I never thought that I would become such a stupid person now!"

(End of this chapter)