Fake girlfriend is a big star

Chapter 313 Lu Yang: In the current sketch environment, you actually want me to write?

The guy who co-authored Zeng Kai also has a background.

Lu Yang didn't speak, he looked at the expression on Zeng Kai's face, he wasn't proud, he was still respectful to him, probably still thanking himself for bringing the group of passers-by together.

Lu Yang thought that he had done what he said. Although the young people were not very good at singing square dance songs for middle-aged and elderly people, these two little guys really went to the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, and they could be regarded as having a certain status.

Now he's starting to turn around and help himself.

Caroline.
I don't want to.

Gu Qinghan felt that Lu Yang could give it a try. After all, it was the highest stage of the year, and he would have to scratch his head if he wanted to go up. Although he only provided the script of the skit, he was not qualified enough.

But she noticed Lu Yang's expression, and also found that this guy didn't agree right away, which made her wonder what Lu Yang thought. They had been married not long ago, but they had a good understanding in many things, but now, she Suddenly, he couldn't figure out what Lu Yang was thinking.

I saw this guy ask, "You said they submitted a few sketch scripts before, what themes are they all about?"

"Marriage." Zeng Kai said, "The current situation is like this, and the marriage rate is low, so I want to do something about marriage, at least to stimulate some people's desire to get married."

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter." Lu Yang waved his hand, "The teachers of the national team are capable, and the original version is a little bit far from the family-friendly atmosphere of the Spring Festival Gala. It needs to be changed."

Zeng Xun took it and watched it, but it didn't matter after reading it. After reading it, he almost saw his high blood pressure!

What a waste of time.

Zeng Xun was angry in the office. He pointed to a stack of scripts on the table. If it wasn't for the image, if it wasn't for not wanting to disgust himself, he really wanted to spit a couple of saliva on these scripts, then smashed them on the ground and stomped hard on them. a few feet.

"But he doesn't want to write about marriage."

He and Tong Ling talked to Lu Yang about the rehearsal of the Spring Festival Gala, "Tong Ling and I sang "The Most Dazzling National Style" and introduced several other traffic stars, and the part of the song was also changed by the teacher of the national team .”

"Then did you tell them what I want?" Zeng Xun asked with squinted eyes, "The theme is not necessary. The final theme needs to be laid out well. The key is to make people laugh. Just laugh, the kind that spits out the New Year's Eve dinner!"

Zeng Kai suddenly stopped talking. When he went to the TV station to record, he was only responsible for singing rehearsals, and he didn't know much about sketches. He only wanted to reveal the news after hearing from his relatives that there was a sketch program that needed a script. For Lu Yang.

"Look." Zeng Kai nodded.

Such things as sketches should have been watched with a smile, but the more Zeng Xun watched them, the more he felt baffled.

Of course, I just agree with that part of the hard work.

The burden of sketches is inherently small, and the artists participating in the performance always want to sell well to the higher-ups, who wouldn't want the higher-ups to nod and praise them?So everyone came up with something like this melody.

But Zeng Kai still wanted to fight for it. He thought about it and said, "Actually, the sketches over the years haven't changed much."

There are a lot of scripts, more than a dozen pages, but after reading it, Zeng Xun just wants to say, outrageous!

"Then let me see."

Zeng Xun knew a lot of characters who could write good sketches, but those people's sketches were all tailor-made for themselves. When they wrote the script, they were already thinking about their performance.

If you have the time to watch this sketch, why not sit around the fire with your relatives, drink tea and chat, play mahjong or barbecue.

It's about a couple in a wedding photo studio, but looking at the design inside, they are arguing all the time, the logic is nonsense, and there is no burden at all!

The sketch is called "Wedding Photo".

"...I have to ask what he means." Zeng Kai said.

"Then you let me write?" Lu Yang tilted his head and looked at him with a smile.

Zeng Xun stretched out his hand and rubbed his temple.

"Director Zeng." The subordinate was also impatient, "Now there are only these sketches, there is no way, the requirements are strict, and I don't know who has spread the trend of having to deduct questions at the end over the years, making all the sketches The arrangements were rushed."

"tsk"

Some people wait for dinner, some people are too angry to eat.

"Yeah." The two nodded, like students listening to a teacher.

"What about the sketch show?"

The series of "this" made Zeng Kai stunned, he didn't know how to answer, and hearing Lu Yang's meaning, he seemed to be disgusted with this subject?

"Then ask a few more questions!" Zeng Xun waved his hand to signal his subordinates to leave. As the person in charge of the sketch, he was so anxious that he rushed to the doctor when he was sick, but several subordinates were obviously overwhelmed. Get off in person.

No. It seems that that kid Zeng Kai mentioned to himself before, saying that he has a friend who has the ability to write sketches?

"I admit that entertainment works can stimulate some people at a certain level, and may make some people have certain plans, but a sketch just wants to solve the problem?" Lu Yang didn't want to wait for Zeng Kai's answer, He said seriously, "The theme is marriage. Is the request positive energy?"

Moreover, these people have made it clear that they will not go to the Spring Festival Gala again. Human brain power is limited, and the burden of the past has almost been shaken, so they can't think of many novel jokes.

It’s not too much to have a sensational ending, but the current Spring Festival Gala is all forced to be sensational, randomly recruit a few actors, and randomly set a tall and melodic theme. If the lines are not enough, let the actors look at each other for dozens of seconds, misunderstanding Release, and then let the actors write their own thoughts to the camera and the audience.

It doesn't matter whether the other party can write it well, if it doesn't work, read it first, if it's good, act it, if it's not good, then the next one. Zeng Xun didn't care so much, so he called Zeng Kai directly.

It was getting late, and when we arrived at the restaurant, Gu Qinghan saw the hope outside the window. As the host and as a newcomer to cooking, she said enthusiastically, "Why don't you stay and have a meal, and I'll cook."

Seeing that Zeng Kai was silent and that he came here with good intentions, Lu Yang didn't want to say too much, he patted Zeng Kai's shoulder earnestly, "Zeng Kai, I can't write this matter, sketch script, I have a few small ideas that are correct, but none of them meet the requirements, I am just a layman, and I always feel that this thing is for people to laugh, not for people to be blocked during the Chinese New Year."

The subordinate lowered his head and said nothing.

"But what about now?" Lu Yang patted Zeng Kai on the shoulder, leaving this question behind.

".Do you think it's meaningful?" Lu Yang asked lightly, "Even if there is a good sketch, there are jokes and content, it can be satirical and easy to make people think, and it can even achieve the purpose of making people want to get married. Does it make sense?"

"Sounds good." Lu Yang said, "Traffic stars who are willing to work hard are good. I went into a misunderstanding before, and I don't need to treat traffic as a tiger. The old artists now were also the traffic of their era. Hard work, experience To survive the baptism of the times, that is the key."

Zeng Kai smiled embarrassingly, and he waved his hand, which meant that the topic was over and there was no topic, so it turned into a simple visit again.

At that time, he thought it was an opportunity, but thinking about it now
What a chance!
Isn't this just a waste of expression!

"No problem, I can still be the master of a program and let him write it! Hearing what he said, it seems that there is a script? It is best to prepare a long time ago, and good works need to be polished slowly. Can you give it to me now? "

"Ask a few more teachers to see if they can write a few more scripts." Zeng Xun waved his hand, "We definitely don't need this stuff. If those teachers do it, the standard can be lowered appropriately. My request is only one." , when you read sketches, you have to smile, when I read scripts, I also need to smile!"

"Zeng Kai, is your friend's sketch script still available?" He said straight to the point.

"You still have a script in your hand?" Zeng Xun looked at his subordinate's hand, "When was it?"

But this can also make the two admire, and the passerby group reached a consensus: Brother Lu's pattern is really big.

This.
The two looked at each other. They both saw the circle of friends posted by Lu Yang, and they also knew that Gu Qinghan was thinking about food recently, but a pregnant woman, and their boss, and the celebrity's coffee position is also bigger than them. they cook
Don't you have this face?
"Stay for a meal." Seeing that the two were hesitating, Lu Yang directly helped them make a choice.

"Ah, yes, yes, yes." The two could only nod, not daring to comment.

"Then I like it very much." Zeng Kai opened up the conversation at this point, "I used to like sketches and magic during the Spring Festival Gala when I was young, or it was cross talk. After all, I can't understand singing and dancing. don't know."

They didn't know how to describe this feeling. Lu Yang and Gu Qinghan didn't seem to be like this in the past. They didn't like the so-called traffic stars, but now they can see from Lu Yang's evaluation.
It seems that you agree again?

"It's just not a chorus between me and Tong Ling." Zeng Kai said weakly, "There are many shows that have traffic artists joining."

The subordinates dare not speak, this request, if Zeng Xun is not his leader, he really wants him to go to the wishing pool to find Wang Ba to make a wish.

Zeng Xun didn't even need to watch the actors' performances. The word embarrassment had already overflowed from the script itself, and went straight to his soul.

"Uncle, my friend just wants to write something funny."

I just worry about whether the food waiting for me will be so cyberpunk.

"These things are really suitable for the Spring Festival Gala?"

"He doesn't want to make any main theme."

He is the person in charge of the sketches in the Spring Festival Gala. Of course, strictly speaking he is a subordinate of the chief director, but he still has his own decision-making power in the sketches.

Even very resistant.

"Yes." Zeng Kai nodded.

There is no way, now for nothing, sending a few experimental products that can taste his wife's craftsmanship, can make them run away?

It's just that he didn't have enough momentum when he said this. Seeing Zeng Kai's unwillingness to give up, Lu Yang asked again: "Did you watch the Spring Festival Gala when you were young?"

Excessive interpretation, no way, human nature.

Hey!
Isn't this in my favor?Zeng Xun's eyes lit up when he heard this, "Then let him write it!"

"They handed it in just now." The subordinate sent it up knowingly, "The actors and screenwriters feel pretty good, and I personally think it's okay."

During the Chinese New Year, the whole family reunited to watch the Spring Festival Gala happily. They originally wanted to come and laugh, but you put arsenic in a show that should make people laugh. Who can stand it?

How can this be a feeling, this is dare to think!
Do you really think that those few embarrassing things in the back can sublimate the theme?But the content of the previous skit didn’t have a foundation at all. This matter is like a loft in the air, and it’s like a seedling growing. No one has entered it. I don’t know what you are talking about. It’s over in a hurry?
Who can impress?

"At the end of the skit, is it necessary for the actors to say some lines similar to afterthoughts, sensational or positive energy plots, and then exit?" Lu Yang asked again.

"Zhang Mingyue and Dai Hope." Tong Ling said from the side, "Traffic stars, but they are not bad, and they are willing to learn. Their singing skills are average, but they practice very hard."

"No, no, no." Lu Yang shook his head, "You're wrong."

"But we don't have much time." The subordinate said, "There are still 20 days before the Spring Festival Gala. The actors need to rehearse and recite their lines, and the program list of the Spring Festival Gala will be released in advance. There is really not much time left for us. Getting those teachers to write the script... probably won't work."

"Fucking shit!" Zeng Xun slammed the script on the ground, "Why do you guys think this thing is good? The skit was originally made up of jokes, and I didn't see any jokes."

Before waiting for a reply, Lu Yang said again, "The previous skits and cross talks were all hilarious, suitable for the whole family to have fun. For Chinese New Year, it's supposed to be festive. Who doesn't want to pass by with a smile? As for magic, just It’s just because we rarely saw magic at that time, it was very novel, and there was a curiosity-seeking mentality.”

This job sounds like a good job, but when you think about it carefully, it is clearly thankless, and you will have to bear the burden of notoriety afterwards. There are so many people in the country. It is not that there are no masters in script writing, but there is no one who can gather the strength of the whole country. A good skit script?
Is this really the screenwriter's fault?

"The ratings are low, and we need to rely on traffic stars to attract some viewers." Lu Yang hit the nail on the head, "It's the same show as you."

This year's Spring Festival Gala has very few skit shows, and there can be no fewer. The skit performers who once brought a lot of laughter to people have begun to retire. screenwriter.
It's simply unrefined.

Zeng Xun didn't want to talk about this skit in detail anymore, if possible, he really wanted to grab the screenwriter and ask him what he thought?Or what kind of existence is the person who wrote this script?
Looking at the entire script, the biggest problem is that it is not close to life. The editor is like a guy who works behind closed doors. He doesn't understand marriage registration and marriage photography, and the burden it creates is not a burden.

Lu Yang didn't want to write.

"No problem, let him write!"

"Yes." Zeng Kai said in a low voice, "There is no way, if we don't do the review, the director will say that the quality of the work is too low."

"No." Zeng Xun said again, "There is a joke, and I can make it broadcast. It is the biggest joke. The previous sketches were all formula sketches and formula baggage, but now this sketch is not even a formula!"

Then, Zeng Kai and Tong Ling saw a scene that was more cyberpunk - Gu Qinghan took out a gas mask from nowhere, took out ingredients from the refrigerator and walked into the kitchen. They cook!
"I bought something not long ago." Lu Yang explained, "I'm pregnant, so don't smell the lampblack."

But who to look for?

"Go and ask!"

Zeng Kai came to Lu Yang with his mobile phone in his arms, and told him everything.

Then Zeng Xun heard a man's voice, "Wait for me for 10 minutes, I will write now."

Zeng Xun: "?"

(End of this chapter)