Fake girlfriend is a big star

Is it that fast?
No, no, the problem itself should not be the speed of this guy, but
He didn't even write the skit script?

Play it completely on the spot?
Zeng Xun just felt that it was completely unreliable. Before, he didn't like the scripts that were under the banner of "carefully pondering for several months". Now, the quality of this kind of on-site writing can be guaranteed?
This is the Spring Festival Gala, not a theatrical performance of children in a certain kindergarten. Isn't that a joke if the tone is so loud?
Zeng Xun opened his mouth, and was about to ask Zeng Kai to run aside over the phone to ask him if his so-called friend was reliable, but he heard the man's voice again.

"The original plan was to arrange a few actors?" Lu Yang asked from the other end.

"Two." Zeng Xun still answered along the way, "Originally, I wanted Pei Si and Shi Mao to lead two young people to perform a wedding sketch, but the young people's acting skills are not good enough. If possible, It’s okay to delete it, and they can be stuffed in other places.”

"it is good."

Delete it if you can.

Lu Yang responded to a song and stopped talking, and ran to the room with paper and pen.

He doesn't care if the script can pass or not, even if he can't pass it, he won't change it, why bother, he said to himself, it was just for fun, if he changed the script, he would disgust himself and the audience, it's true no need.

Lu Yang made his decision almost instantly - "Protagonist and Supporting Actor".

This is an early skit that appeared on Earth, and it's about the conflict between two characters, and the original actor's name is very similar to the two guys who are going to play it now.

It sounds like a refusal, which makes Zeng Kai feel like an ant on a hot pot.

A gasp sounded, and the two of them remembered that Lu Yang had serialized "Langya Bang" on the Internet. The quality of that novel was very high, and it looked like a work that had been meticulously crafted, but Judging from Gu Qinghan's remarks.

How is the quality?
With questions in their hearts, several people put their heads in front of Lu Yang, trying not to disturb as much as possible, and then concentrated on looking at the script on the paper.

这 是
The product of Lu Yang Wensi Yongquan?
But novels are novels, and sketches are sketches. Everyone doesn’t know how much experience Lu Yang has in sketches. Zeng Kai only came to him because he wanted to provide Lu Yang with a chance. His last sketch was on a variety show, and the sketch was ironic. Too strong, obviously not suitable for the Spring Festival Gala.

Hey, isn't this coming?
After just a few glances, the skit reached its first climax: Pei Si steals the show.

He dialed the phone, this time, it was no longer the teachers who wrote the novel script, but his subordinates.

One call after another was made in the office.

Especially that part-

Lao Mao said: As long as I raise my hand, you will fall down.

"It's been a long time since I saw such an interesting sketch." Zeng Kai praised it.

"hiss--"

During the dialogue, there were countless descriptive descriptions of demeanor and movements that couldn't be more detailed. I haven't seen the real performance yet. After Zeng Xun replaced the two leading actors, a picture was formed in my mind.

He wants to copy down the script of the skit, the purpose is: to distribute it directly, so that Shi Mao and Pei Si can perform a round on the spot.

reception desk.

And what he says now is laughable.

Pei Si: Oops, this shows that your marksmanship is accurate! ! !

Zeng Kai smiled ashamedly and didn't speak. He couldn't say whether this kind of skit without the main theme of bragging and flattering can be shown in the Spring Festival Gala. He wanted to see it. After all, there are too few such good skits.

The chief director didn't go on, the words were already clear at this point, and he had to cater.

"it is good!"

"I just said that Brother Lu must have no problem writing sketches." Tong Ling also spoke beside him.

After reading the sketch script several times, Zeng Xun saved it with a smile, took out a pen and paper, and copied the words on it.

Well, having said so much, the most important factor is - this sketch can make people laugh.

Zeng Xun zoomed in on the photo and looked at it. The words on it were correct, not the kind of handwriting that would surprise people when they saw it, but fortunately, it was neat and neat, and it looked pleasing to the eye.

At this time, this year's chief director walked in with laughter, she knocked on the door, made a dull voice, then looked at Zeng Xun and said, "Mr. Zeng, do you have any ideas for the sketch that your group is missing? Today we are going to submit the program list."

He had heard of what Zeng Xun had mentioned. The names of Pei Si and Shi Mao, who were born as drama actors and later transformed into actors, have been active in the Spring Festival Gala since more than ten years ago, and have appeared in many sketches. Childhood hilarious memories.

Not long after, Zeng Kai took a photo with his mobile phone and sent it to his uncle.

"Lu Yang?"

However, the design belongs to the design, and the elements he wants have not yet been seen-making people laugh.

"That's why I wanted to put this up." Zeng Xun said, ""Protagonist and Supporting Actor", it is positive, has a complete structure, and makes people laugh after watching it, and it also has a lot of sketches from more than ten years ago. The taste is even stronger than the original sketches. Isn’t there a bunch of people on the Internet saying that they miss the previous sketches? Some people think it’s wrong to go back to the old way, and the two sides quarreled a bit. It’s better to let this go up and try it as a way for future sketches. Test the waters?"

"Protagonist and Supporting Role" has been successfully selected!

He put the paper in front of Zeng Kai, "Let's leave it at that, it doesn't matter if we can live or not, if the Spring Festival Gala is not performed, there will always be a chance to perform in the future."

This skit is there, "The Protagonist and the Supporting Actor" is full of contradictions and conflicts from beginning to end, and their conflicts are visible to the naked eye, whether they are hazy or simply unequal distribution of benefits.

finished.

There is no way, 10 minutes, a skit script, or the kind of Spring Festival Gala.

The acting skills of these two people are not bad, and of course there is no problem in controlling the sketch script, and with the aura of being easy to laugh when seeing these two people, it should be easy to win.

"Good thing." Gu Qinghan nodded, "It's normal for a good work to be selected, but don't tell our parents just yet."

"Hey, director, it's just right for you to come, come and take a look at this sketch. I just got the script and rehearsed it a few times, and it was very successful!" Zeng Xun took this opportunity to ask for an interrogation. The director can make most of the decisions.

Lao Mao: Why did you fall down before I shot?

With the view that a dead horse is treated as a living horse doctor, Zeng Xun continued to read.

Gu Qinghan watched silently without speaking, with a smile on her face, she just raised her head slightly, as if to say, "This is my man, basic operation, don't 6."

As for the sketches, they have changed from the funny role of replacing cross talk to the current educational significance. In addition, there have been fewer and fewer sketch programs in recent years, and the audience does not buy it.

This is a story about acting, about two people playing the roles of protagonist and supporting role, a villain and a traitor. There is a natural conflict in the roles, and all the baggage of the sketch revolves around this conflict.

This is her first election as the director of the Spring Festival Gala. In principle, she should seek stability, but she...
Still want to make some achievements.

Thinking about it, Lu Yang has already started to write words on the paper. Beside him are Gu Qinghan, Zeng Kai and Tong Ling who are temporarily unable to eat. After all, the theme of the two couples meeting at the beginning of today is the Spring Festival Gala It's just a sketch, but now it's getting to the point.

Pei Si: Sure!

Zeng Xun was still frantically contacting a teacher who could write sketch scripts. In just 10 minutes, he almost forgot about Zeng Kai's affairs.

It's about time, there is a little chance, isn't it?
The sketch is called "The Protagonist and the Supporting Actor".

"Look at this script." Zeng Xun patted the paper in front of him, "This is what a sketch should be, what it really looks like! There are no stinking jokes, no jokes about the underprivileged, no main themes to brag about. Flattering and licking, there is no burden of grabbing people's soles and artificial performances, and there is no sensational tearjerking and vulgarity. Dear audience friends, I miss you so much. This is called a sketch!"

So Pei Si and Shi Mao on stage performed again.

Everyone laughed again.

It doesn't matter what the formation is, he smiles.

"Yeah." The chief director nodded.

The rehearsal was a success.

Pace: Why?
Lao Mao: That's what makes my marksmanship accurate.

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"Selected." He said lightly.

Besides, writing a script that can be used in the Spring Festival Gala in 10 minutes sounds appalling. Even if you have a story in your stomach, the subsequent lines always need to be refined, even if you write all the pictures of the sketch. Keep it in your head, but it takes a little effort to write it out.

The two gasped at the same time, as if they had discovered some incredible genius.

When Pei Si and Shi Mao brought the script, they didn't even hesitate. They memorized the lines and expressions, and rehearsed in the rehearsal room that night. The loud laughter of all the staff present proved the success. It was already late at night. Yes, the big laugh from the main station attracted a lot of attention.

Taking a closer look, the highlight of the skit is not the idea, but the details and the story itself. Just reading the script, several people laughed out loud.

The chief director also laughed, but at the end, when the actors stepped down, she asked Zeng Xun in a deep voice, "What's going on, didn't you say that the theme is about marriage?"

10 minutes is too short.

"That's all!" Zeng Xun waved his hand, "Call Shi Mao and Pei Si, let's rehearse directly!"

Obviously not a style.

"I don't want people to be poked and scolded at the New Year's Eve." Zeng Xun said, "For the New Year's Eve, the Spring Festival Gala is just for fun. The other sketches are too educational, so there must be a few of them." Different, let everyone have fun and laugh."

"Okay." After a long time, the chief director nodded, "I'll go talk to the reviewers, I'll try my best."

"He writes [-] to [-] words a day." The little girl said lightly.

He applauded the first part, but he still has to watch the follow-up. After reading this, guess what, he can't stop!

"Hey, Teacher Liu, I, Xiao Zeng, now I want to ask if you have a script for the Spring Festival Gala in your hand, and can you write it for us. You have a child and you don't have time, so that's fine."

"That's not meant to be."

But when they saw Lu Yang's appearance, they didn't get stuck in the text at all, which made Zeng Kai and Tong Ling a little confused. Their eyes turned from Lu Yang to Gu Qinghan, and asked in a low voice, "Lu Brother, when you wrote something before, were you so fast?"

It sounds too childish.

"Okay, okay, I look forward to hearing from you."

Humans always want to save some good things.

three days later.

Having said that, "The Protagonist and the Supporting Actor" can be considered to have a great background. On Earth, some people say it is the pinnacle of all the skits in the Spring Festival Gala. The whole skit has a compact structure and no nonsense. Lou's baggage is thoughtful, which is an important criterion for judging whether a comedy is good or not-whether it has an aftertaste.

Lu Yang recounted all the lines and actions of the original sketch. Not only that, but he also wrote all the details of the costume design on paper. This is a complete script of the sketch, and it is completely impossible to see that it was a product within 10 minutes.

"This is a bit cross-industry." The chief director twitched his mouth, "We were short of a song a while ago, and originally wanted the popular "Dongfeng Po" on the Internet, but the schedule was tight and we couldn't make it, so we went to the second music ball to ask about it. Ask who the singer is."

"Mr. Lai, if you have time to write a script for the skit for the Spring Festival Gala, there are not many scripts this year."

Then Lao Mao fell down without firing a shot.

"hiss--"

However, at this moment, he received a message on WeChat that it was his nephew Zeng Kai. The content was very simple, just a few photos.

When Lu Yang received the good news, he was still visiting the supermarket with Gu Qinghan.

He made several phone calls to find someone to write the sketch script. Either he might be too busy, or he didn’t have time. Those who were free didn’t dare to pat their chests and say that they would definitely be able to hand in the work, only dared to say that they would do their best.

"Can't shoot, there's no good script." Zeng Xun took out the remarks he had prepared, "The script that was submitted and passed the review was changed by a previous sketch show, but you also know that in order to pass the review, it was deleted. I played a lot of clips, and the sketches that make people laugh are no longer funny, and I, a man in his 40s, feel embarrassed watching, can those audiences pay for it?"

"My nephew's friend." Only then did Zeng Xun think of the real hero, "Lu Yang is the one who wrote the song "The Most Dazzling National Style"."

that's it.

"Yeah." Gu Qinghan nodded, "Have you seen "Langya Bang"?"

Zeng Xun thought that this was a conflict. After all, no matter in movies or dramas or scripts, in everyone's impression, only tall and tall people are good people, and those villains have been vilified to some extent.

The chief director was silent.

The identities of the two men were actors, and there was a conflict about the supporting role and the leading role. Zeng Xun tried to substitute the two actors into it. And Pei Si, who looks a little rough, starred in the Eighth Route.

This is the key.

"Seen."

"Hey, who is the person who wrote this script?" The chief director suddenly asked, "It seems that few people have gone the old way in these years."

"Huh?" Lu Yang froze for a moment.

"When the time comes, the whole family will definitely watch the Spring Festival Gala. Even if the TV is on, someone will watch it." Gu Qinghan narrowed his eyes with sly eyes, "When they are done laughing and praising you, I will add it to you." In a word, this is what you wrote."

Lu Yang: "...to show up in front of people, right?"

"Yeah." Gu Qinghan nodded, "How is it? That scene is definitely very cool."

The corners of Lu Yang's mouth twitched, this wife
Why did you still bring him to pretend?