The heavens start from the Hong Kong Comprehensive World

Chapter 274 From now on, I will not be a person of the same world
"This man's name is Xu Luo. He is obviously a flying corpse, but he wants to do good deeds, killing demons and demons. Don't you think it's interesting?" Heng Caishen said with a smile.

"It's really interesting." The Jade Emperor nodded, then frowned and asked: "But when did a flying corpse appear in the world, why didn't anyone report it to me?"

The birth of a flying corpse is a very serious event.

"Your Majesty, he is the devil that Guanyin Bodhisattva said was born." The God of Wealth explained.

"Oh, after a long time, it turned out to be him." The Jade Emperor suddenly realized, and then said: "Since he is dedicated to killing demons and demons, isn't it inappropriate for Jiutian Xuannv and Cupid to get rid of him?"

If he killed good people indiscriminately, wouldn't he become a faint king?
"Don't dare to lie to Your Majesty, Nine Heavens Xuannv and Cupid were going to kill him, but they were moved by his innocence, and they voluntarily gave up the chance to return to the Heavenly Court and refused to take action against him." The God of Wealth pretended to be emotional, and finished speaking He added: "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva already knew about this matter, and she also promised Xu Luo that she would help him ask for an official position from your majesty, so that he can also be included in the immortal class, so as to show your majesty's benevolence and grace. .”

"It was supposed to get rid of the devil, but he was moved by the kindness of the devil. This is a lie." The Jade Emperor nodded with a smile, and said: "In this way, I will make him an official, and Xuannv and Cupid, These two people are willing to give up the chance to return to the Heavenly Court for Xu Luo, and I am also deeply moved, if this is the case, I will spare them punishment and recall them to the Heavenly Court as well."

"Your Majesty, my admiration for you is like a torrent of water, endless and out of control!" The God of Wealth flattered with an exaggerated expression.

"Hey, you don't need to repeat these well-known things." The Jade Emperor waved his hand, and then began to trouble again: "But the positions of all divisions in the Heavenly Court are full, what kind of official should I appoint him?"

Heavenly Court has not increased its staff for many years.

"It's not easy, Your Majesty, there is a ready-made seat vacant right now." The God of Wealth smiled and winked and said: "Your Majesty, you forgot that the God of Wealth was relegated to the mortal world by you, who are wise and mighty, because he was seriously separated from the masses. Years? I can’t always hold the position of God of Wealth.”

He and the God of Wealth are rivals. 300 years is a long time for mortals, but short for gods.

That's why he didn't want this guy to come back.

Let him take up the hole first, and when he comes back, he won't have a job, so let's get his pension at home in advance.

"That's true, but the God of Wealth is back..." The Jade Emperor was a little tempted, but he arranged for Xu Luo, and how to arrange it after the God of Wealth came back is always the problem.

The God of Wealth quickly comforted: "Your Majesty, there are priorities. The big deal is the rotation system. Xu Luo will serve for 300 years first, and the God of Wealth will continue to serve when he comes back. Whoever serves well will extend his term. This can effectively prevent dereliction of duty and increase the enthusiasm for doing things for the masses. .”

Although he said so, he believed that as long as Xu Luo sat on the God of Wealth position, he would definitely not let him go.

God of Wealth, go eat shit!
"Crack!" The Jade Emperor slapped his thigh and said with a smile on his face: "Okay! I will do as you said. I will draw up the decree now, and you can go down to announce the decree."

That's why he likes God of Wealth, he can always think of bad ideas to help him solve his troubles, unlike other people who just keep asking questions, but don't think about how to solve them, leaving everything to him to think about.

He has three thousand beauties in his harem, so he's very busy.

Do you really think he has nothing to do every day?
"I obey." The God of Wealth bent down and bowed.

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Mong Kok, Kangle Street, Lam's Pharmacy.

While wiping the lipstick on the corner of his mouth, Xu Luo went downstairs and said to Uncle Jiu who had a dark face at the door: "Uncle Jiu, you have to cherish the days when you have me, maybe we will not be people of the same world in the future."

After finishing speaking, she turned her head and said to Azhi, who was blushing behind her pretty face, and the spring spirit was still in full swing: "And you, I should also cherish my day, and I will have nothing to want in the future."

In the future, I can only go down to earth secretly.

"Are you terminally ill?" Uncle Jiu was moved when he heard this, and stood up and looked at Xu Luo nervously.

Ah Zhi also looked at Xu Luo worriedly.

Xu Luo's face darkened: "Can't you just hope that I'll order something better? Not being from the same world doesn't mean I'm going down, but maybe going up."

"Ha, what a joke, can someone like you become a fairy?" Uncle Jiu couldn't hold back anymore, and said dismissively: "If you can become a fairy, have you seen that medicine cabinet? I, Lin Jiu, will eat it right away." !"

Although Xu Luo mixed with immortals, Uncle Jiu still felt that it was too ridiculous for him to become an immortal. Since ancient times, it has been very difficult to become an immortal. This guy's hands are covered with blood. If he does something good, it doesn't mean he is a good person.

The Jade Emperor had to be blind to make him immortal.

At this moment, there was a thunderbolt in the clear sky, a strong wind was blowing outside the house, the sun was shining brightly, and countless people started clamoring.

"Look! What is that! Immortal!"

"Kneel down and worship the gods!"

"The immortals have descended!"

When Uncle Jiu heard this, he also ran out, only to see a fairy in a bright red official robe floating in the air with divine light all over his body, holding an imperial decree in his hand.

"The God of Wealth!" He recognized it immediately.

After all, he lived directly opposite him before.

"Xu Luo accepts the order!" The voice of the God of Wealth resounded throughout Hong Kong Island, and everyone on Hong Kong Island could see this scene.

Xu Luo pushed Uncle Jiu away, bent down and bowed:
"Xu Luo, a monk from the lower realm, accepts the order."

"Xu Luo, the Jade Emperor has learned that since you entered the world, you have devoted yourself to good deeds in slaying demons and eliminating demons. He is very pleased. Now that there is a vacancy for the God of Wealth in the Heavenly Court, he specially invites you to take up this responsibility in the Heavenly Court. You are the God of Righteousness. Don't you want to thank you? "

The God of Wealth said with a serious face.

"Xu Luo thanked God." Although Xu Luo said thank you, he just bowed.

boom!
The crowd exploded in an instant.

"Master Xu has become a fairy!"

"Master Xu will be the God of Wealth in the future!"

"Live Immortal! A real living Immortal!"

And Uncle Jiu was already numb at this time, he had practiced hard for nearly a hundred years, and he had been doing good all his life, but the biggest possibility would be to be a errand after death.And Xu Luo has always done a lot of evil, the guy who murdered and set fire is in the fairy class just because he caught a few ghosts in the new century?
Really put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha right away?

Shady!He must have gone through the back door!

Uncle Jiu is beyond recognition with jealousy, he really deserves to die!Why!Why!Why!

Cultivation of immortality is not cultivation, but cultivation of understanding of the world.

"He must have gone through the back door," he murmured.

Ah Zhi blushed when she heard this, and lowered her head guiltyly, how did her father know that Xu Luo had just left through the back door.

She is still in pain now.

"Nine Heavens Profound Girl, Cupid accepts the order."

The God of Wealth took out another decree.

Nine Heavens Xuannv and Cupid fly to the sky to receive the order.

The citizens of Hong Kong Island are already numb. They used to think that the gods are just legends, but these days it seems that the gods have gathered together and come to travel?

Stop talking about science in the future, talk about theology!

"Nine Heavens Xuannv, Cupid, you two were demoted to the mortal world for violating the rules of heaven, but you voluntarily gave up the chance to become immortals for Xu Luo. The Jade Emperor was greatly moved when he learned about it, and he kindly allowed you to return to the heaven."

The two said in unison: "My minister, accept the order."

"Uncle Jiu, the medicine cabinet, do you like braised or fried? Or braised in soy sauce, I'm afraid you won't be able to chew the fried one." Xu Luo said with a smile.

Uncle Jiu's face twitched and he didn't speak.

I can't bite the braised one.

"Hahahaha, Uncle Jiu, I'll go too!"

Xu Luo laughed loudly, and then accompanied by a clear and melodious phoenix call, a colorful phoenix wearing a multi-colored light flew out in front of everyone's eyes, Xu Luofei landed on the back of the phoenix, and flew towards the sky continuously.

"Pretending not to take me with you." The God of Wealth said something to himself, and hurriedly chased after him.

Nine Heavens Profound Girl and Cupid followed suit.

"That's great." The lamp god stood below and shed tears, leaving him alone in the vacant room again.

Although Xu Luo said that he would get an official position when he got a firm foothold in it, but who knew how long it would take.

"Hey! Hey! What should I do if you leave!"

"You guys should send me back to the Ming Dynasty first!"

In the Chongguang Mental Hospital, the thatched layman was wearing a hospital gown and shouting at the sky, waving his hands.

Xu Luo went to the sky to become a god, and no one cared about sending him back when he was promised. Could it be that he really wants to stay in modern times?But he doesn't want to!
He wants to go back to cultivate immortals!

The director who passed by saw this scene, shook his head, pointed to the layman in the cottage, and said to the assistant: "It seems that the condition has worsened again. This increases the dose. It is really impossible to give electric shocks. Give him a try."

He was very impressed with this patient, who looked like a normal person, but was actually very abnormal and terrifying.

"Yes, Director Cao." The assistant nodded and glanced at the layman in the cottage, and wrote it down in his notebook.

But the grass-roots layman knew nothing about it.

Until being electric chicken.

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fairyland.

"Boss, please get in the car." Standing in the clouds, Heng Caishen opened the door of a limousine.

It was only then that Xu Luo discovered that Heavenly Court also had traffic lights.

These gods are really good at talking about traffic rules.

Xu Luo sat in the back seat, Cupid sat in the co-pilot knowingly, and Nine Heavens Xuannv sat with Xu Luo.

Heng Caishen started the car, and the car quickly shuttled through the clouds, turning a blind eye to the traffic lights all the way.

"What's the point of this traffic light?" Xu Luo touched the thigh of Nine Heavens Profound Girl and said with a speechless expression.

The God of Wealth turned his head and grinned: "Isn't it all like this now? The significance is greater than the reality. It doesn't matter whether you obey or not, but whether you have it or not. There is no way. The above has issued a document, and the development of heaven and hell must be in line with the world. , we have to make progress."

The Jade Emperor always wanted to come out as soon as he came out.

The car came all the way to Nantianmen, surrounded by soldiers standing guard, and four men in armor playing mahjong.

"A car is coming." Zeng Tianwang shouted. Their duty is to guard the entrance of the heaven and determine the identity of the people entering and leaving, so they have to check when the car comes.

The Heavenly King Duowen, the Heavenly King Guangmu, and the Heavenly King Chiguo looked back subconsciously, and the King Changchang took the opportunity to change cards.

"So it's the God of Wealth, did you just come back from a business trip?" Guangmu Tianwang stood up and stopped the car and asked.

The God of Wealth put one hand on the window of the car, and said impatiently: "Guangmu, stop talking nonsense, I was ordered to pick up the new God of Wealth and Nine Heavens Xuannv back to the Heavenly Court, and I am in a hurry to see the Jade Emperor, let them go quickly."

As a favored minister, he has always been arrogant, otherwise how can he show that he is favored by the Jade Emperor?
"Hey, the new God of Wealth, so how many of my brothers should we know?" Chiguo Tianwang said.

Duowen Tianwang said: "Yes, yes, hurry up and call me down for an interview, it will be more convenient in the future."

The God of Wealth had no choice but to turn his head to look at Xu Luo.

Xu Luo nodded.

Then Heng Caishen hurriedly got out of the car and pushed Guangmu Tianwang aside, bent down and opened the rear door.

The four heavenly kings looked at each other, making the God of Wealth so respectful and defiant because of the Jade Emperor's protection. It seems that this new God of Wealth is not easy.

Facing the curious gazes of the four people, Xu Luo, who was also dressed in a bright red official robe, came down, and said in a gentle and refined manner: "My lord, Xu Luo, was appointed by His Majesty to be the God of Wealth. I hope the four heavenly kings will take care of you."

"The God of Wealth is really a good-looking talent, he takes care of each other, and takes care of each other." The attitude of the four people was kind.

After a simple exchange of greetings and recognition, the God of Wealth drove Xu Luo away and went straight to the Lingxiao Palace.

Here Xu Luo met the Jade Emperor.

It was different from what he imagined, young, just a young man in his twenties, without any imposing manner at all, but like a silly son of a landlord's family.

Why can he be the Jade Emperor?
"Minister Xu Luo sees the Jade Emperor." Xu Luo bowed.

"Excuse me, excuse me." The Jade Emperor waved his hand, and looked at Xu Luo carefully: "He looks pretty good."

Xu Luo's chrysanthemums suddenly became cold, and his heart tightened.

Doesn't the Jade Emperor have special hobbies?
After all, this is an unorthodox world.

It seems normal to have an unscrupulous Jade Emperor.

"On par with me." The Jade Emperor said again.

Xu Luo hurriedly said humbly: "Your Majesty is really flattering you, how dare I compare myself to His Majesty's beauty."

"Humility, modesty, I like humble people!" The Jade Emperor laughed and said, "Come here, God of Wealth, take him to the Mansion of the God of Wealth, remember to attend on time tomorrow morning, meet the other gods, and recognize him." Recognize your face, so you can start working in the future."

"Yes, Your Majesty." The God of Wealth nodded, and then left with Xu Luo, while Nine Heavens Profound Girl and Cupid stayed to listen to the leader's speech.

The God of Wealth led Xu Luo out of the Lingxiao Palace, and came to a magnificent mansion. There was a plaque above the vermilion gate with the words "Mansion of the God of Wealth" written on it.

"Boss, this is where you will live and work in the future. All the subordinates, servants, and maidservants will belong to you." The God of Wealth pointed at the door and said.

Xu Luo doesn't really care about these things, he only cares about one thing: "Who will own the wife of the God of Wealth?"

"He is single." The God of Wealth replied.

Xu Luo was slightly disappointed: "How can a person who is not married be promoted to such a high position? It shows that he is immature and unstable. No wonder he will be demoted."

"I'm single too." The God of Wealth said again.

Xu Luofeng said calmly: "Remember not everyone is as good as us, and they are also single, and there are very few people as stable as us."

"It makes sense." The God of Wealth laughed loudly, and swaggered forward to shout: "Everyone, come out to greet him, your new boss has arrived."

Soon dozens of people came out in a file, they had already got the news, so after seeing Xu Luo, they all knelt down and bowed down: "I will wait for the God of Wealth to return home."

"Get up." Xu Luo waved his hand. Sure enough, there are ranks everywhere. Even if you become a god and the rank is not high, you still have to kneel down.

It's just that the object of kneeling is also a fairy.

"Thank God of Wealth." Everyone thanked them before getting up.

Xu Luo led the God of Wealth into the room, and when he came to the main hall, a maid served him tea, fairy tea, which was full of aura just by the smell, and one sip would bring longevity to a hundred years.

"All of you go down." Xu Luo was about to discuss something shameful with the God of Wealth.

After the maid left, Xu Luo put down the teacup in his hand and looked at the God of Wealth and said, "You should still remember why I came to Heaven to be a god."

"Of course I remember, the boss's goal is my goal, and I won't forget it for a moment." Heng Caishen immediately put down his teacup and said while patting his chest.

Then there was worry in his eyes: "But there are so many gods in Heaven, it's easy to talk to those who are familiar with me, how can many people who are not familiar with me trick them into sucking blood for you? You can't use violence, it's too risky."

If found, there will be no place for burial.

"You don't have to worry about that." Xu Luo showed a confident smile, and said in a calm tone: "I already have an idea. Didn't the Jade Emperor say to keep up with the times and learn everything from the world? Find an excuse Encouraging the Jade Emperor to hold a free blood donation event in the Heavenly Court, don’t all the gods come to donate blood?”

When the time comes, he will be responsible for drawing blood and guarding himself.

"Boss, you are so wise! My admiration for you is like a torrential river, and it's out of control!" The God of Wealth's eyes lit up, and he took the trick of flattering the Jade Emperor to Xu Luo.

He stood up a little excitedly, and walked back and forth: "Excuse! Find an excuse."

"Yes!" He clapped his hands suddenly, turned around and looked at Xu Luo with burning eyes, and said, "We can find an immortal and let him cooperate with the acting, causing serious injuries, but it is said to the outside world that he has a strange poison in his body, only a hundred immortals The blood can detoxify this poison, just so I am familiar with Hua Tuo, the Immortal Doctor, and I often ask him to match the spring... Cough cough, I can persuade him to cooperate, isn't it perfect?"

But then he frowned again: "But who should I ask for cooperation? After all, I will be seriously injured."

"Looking for someone else? Of course this kind of good thing has been digested internally. I was the first to think of you. You came up with the idea. Just cooperate." Xu Luo got up and patted him on the shoulder: "I am optimistic about you, After the matter is completed, I will definitely not treat the hero badly."

He didn't draw cakes this time, because the God of Wealth did help him a lot, and it would be chilling to kill the donkey.

It is not conducive to consolidating the rule of his future regime.

"Ah?" The God of Wealth immediately swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "Can I refuse?"

"Of course." Xu Luo nodded.

The God of Wealth smiled, and before he could be happy, Xu Luo said, "But I will refuse."

God of Wealth: "..."

"Don't worry, I will at most let you half die, but I won't let you die." Xu Luo comforted him.

The God of Wealth wept bitterly: "I'm afraid of pain."

"A man, are you still afraid of pain? If you learn from me, I won't be afraid." Xu Luo said contemptuously.

The God of Wealth wants to scold your mother, I am the one who gets hurt, and I will be the one who will be hurt when the time comes, so of course you are not afraid.

Although I thought so in my heart, I still said against my will: "Boss is well educated."

This is the life of an adult god, what he says is always different from what he thinks in his heart, he is used to it.

(End of this chapter)